CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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Well I wouldn't say she's 'sleeping' with him. :p ...Yet. Okay I have to stop getting spoilerish.

More to come soon when I wake up and stop being sick...Even though I could write this if I was blindfolded and missing both hands which would be hard to do. ;)
 
It's true..........All of them would fight over me lol
I'm married to every one of them. I have proof. I just don't know how to post it because the tags it gave me are wrong, I could post it on my LJ though.
 
:lol: I'll just have to take your word for it Jess. :p

More to come soon...When I get some ideas and some breakfast. :D
 
Ok so I'm back again,I went out yesterday to a farm and had plastic cows (and real ones lol), I think Speed should get one lol.

- CSI_me, I'm glad you could join us again! *grabs a bigger couch* Here you go. Plop down here and enjoy.

*Jumps on couch and watches as everyone goes flying off of it* :D

Speed: I'm not a cheerleader. And if you picture it, I'm killing you.

me: to late :devil:

lol Eric eating buttons, not good for you! except if they were cadbury's dairy milk buttons, yummy! :D

Eric isn't the brightest star in the sky but he's lovable.

yes he is :) :(

Anni: ...YOU SUCK!
Katie: What?
Anni: Um...That sort of slipped out.

HAHAHAHA :lol:

Poor JC :(


:S I just remembered I have this questionaire thing about CSI I was supposed to do for Media, I havn't got anyone to fill it in yet, can I pm everyone it to do for me? Its only 5 questions and not very good lol.
 
Hey you can pm me about it. Lord knows I'll just be sitting here all day staring at the screen anyway. :lol:

And I'm happy you're enjoying the RT, and the couch that everyone just flew off of. :p

PLASTIC COWS?! That's just as great as the real ones! Somehow I can see Speed taking a picture of plastic cows.


EDIT: Jaci, you make an excellent point. *sigh* See what I've been trying to tell them? :p (Joking of course) But yeah, let's just try and stay on topic...It's just a general idea. :) (I'm not saying its the biggest issue, but it happens and people can get carried away.)
 
my marriages

I have many more where that came from. I'm also married to David Caruso, Adam Rodriguez, and a bunch of others from the CSI's teehee.
 
Well firstly, we can all get carried away in a thread, especially when we're all having a good time. It happens, so expect it.

Secondly, complaining about it won't solve the problem and the thread will continue to be off-topic. It will just cause more problems and rest assured, a moderator will be contacted if the problem persists.

End of discussion.

*steps off toes*

So let's continue with the current topic which is the Road Trip. :)

Turn Some Sweet Light On

[Hummerhome 9 am]

Horatio: Get up guys! *bangs on doors*

Delko: *screams*

Anni: I told you not to scream.

Delko: Horatio scared me.

Anni: Horatio scares everyone.

[On the road]

Horatio: So Texas huh? Which highway do I take?

JC: Highway 4A.

Horatio: Ah the only highway in the world where the sunday drivers come out on a tuesday.

JC: It's wednesday.

Horatio: You know what I mean.

Katie: So can we shoot that cowboy movie then?

Anni: Oh man I had totally forgot about that.

Speed: And it's not going to happen.

Katie: Dangit.

Calleigh: What is there to do in Texas?

Horatio: ...Dig for oil.

Calleigh: I don't want to dig for oil.

Delko: If one person pushes me into a cactus, they're dead.

Speed: I won't be able to help you if you 'accidentally' fall into one.

Delko: *sticks tongue out*

Carly: *walks out of bathroom* We're out of toilet paper.

Everyone: *looks at Eric*

Delko: ...It wasn't me.

Speed: You were the one having a feast on it.

Delko: I only ate three rolls.

Speed: You weren't supposed to eat ANY rolls.

Delko: I wasn't supposed to eat buttons either but I did.

Horatio: Where are you even finding buttons?

Delko: My shirts.

Missy: You're going to go button-less for the rest of your life.

Delko: Pish posh. Who needs buttons?

Speed: ...People that need to button up their shirts.

Delko: Besides them.

Carly: I can't wait to go to Texas. We can ride horses.

Speed: I'm not riding one.

Calleigh: Oh come on, you like horses.

Speed: No I don't.

Calleigh: Well you look good on one.

Speed: ...No I don't.

Katie: Oh can we buy a pony?

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: Fine. Be that way.

Delko: ...I want a pony.

TBC.........

(Kind of short, but I don't feel well. :( )
 
Aww, Geni. I'm sorry that you don't feel good. Delko ate three rolls of toilet paper. If he has to get his stomach pumped i'd hate to be that doctor. All they'd fine would be buttons and toilet paper. lol. And ohhh I forgot all about that cowboy movie. Now I kinda want to watch BrokeBack Mountain. lol. And hey pony's can be fun! lol. Update soon please.
 
hahahaha pish posh. I haven't heard that one in a while. Pony's *are* fun! lol Sorry you don't feel well Geni. *Gives a "get well soon" card*
 
nice update, everything is ok, hope you will feel better soon Geni ! :( take a look at Speed, i think he is your personal Doctor ;)
 
Thanks for the kind words. :)

I'll be updating shortly so sit tight for a bit longer. :D

EDIT: Here is the update.

Sometimes I Wish It Was You

[Hummerhome]

Speed: Eric toothpicks are not the offspring of trees.

Delko: Don't they come from trees?

Speed: Not directly.

Delko: But they do come from trees.

Speed: So do doors.

Delko: Not plastic ones.

Speed: The wooden ones.

Delko: Some wood is fake.

Speed: The non-fake wooden doors.

Delko: So if a house burns down, and the house is made entirely of wood, isn't that a forest fire?

Speed: There has to be a forest for a forest fire.

Delko: That was a lot of F's.

Speed: Yeah you want a few more F's for your vocabulary?

Katie: Tim.

Speed: Sorry.

Katie: Be nice.

Speed: If I was nice, the planet would explode.

Katie: You're nice to victims.

Speed: I wouldn't want to make their day any worse.

Katie: That's very sweet.

Speed: Actually its the rules. You can't be mean to victims. It's morally wrong.

Katie: Oh.

Delko: You don't have morals.

Speed: Yes I do.

Delko: Name one.

Speed: Being nice to victims.

Delko: ...Besides that.

Speed: Why don't you eat some more toilet paper and shut up.

Delko: *frowns*

Katie: Tim, be a little nicer.

Speed: Make me.

Katie: *grabs Speed by the ear*

Speed: OW! OW! OW!

Katie: Be. Nicer.

Speed: OW! Hey Eric you want a beer?

Delko: Sure.

Katie: *lets go*

Speed: *rubs ear* Ow.

Delko: How about that beer?

Speed: *throws beer*

Delko: Ow. That was my head.

Speed: *frowns* I know.

Delko: Why did you do that?

Speed: It's either hit you or hit my wife and I'd prefer to hit you.

Katie: ...You want to hit me?

Speed: No.

Katie: Oh.

Delko: That's not fair. You can hit me in the head with a beer but you're not aloud to hit a girl?

Speed: Another one of my morals.

Katie: Um....AFRICA.

Speed: I did not hit you in Africa.

Katie: Aww I was still your girlfriend in Africa.

Speed: What's your point?

Katie: I don't know. It seems cooler to be called your girlfriend as opposed to your wife.

Speed: Um...I'd rather not tell my parents I knocked up my girlfriend twice and oh by the way she happens to be WAY younger than me.

Katie: Oh can I meet your parents?

Speed: No.

Katie: Never?

Speed: Maybe when you're older.

Katie: *frowns*

Horatio: Hey Speed your dad still owes me 100 bucks.

Speed: Why?

Horatio: I told him you'd make it into the academy and he said no way so I made a bet.

Speed: You bet on my career?

Horatio: We're going to New York.

Speed: No no no. No. You are not harassing my parents.

Horatio: I wonder if your mother will bake another one of those chocolate cakes.

Speed: Horatio we're not going to New York.

Katie: Can we please go? PLEASE?

Horatio: Okay so we're taking a side-trip to New York. If anyone commits any crimes, run up to the border fast because I don't want to work with the New York CSIs.

JC: What's wrong with them?

Horatio: They think I'm one of them.

Speed: Horatio...Turn this thing around.

Horatio: I've made up my mind. This is your punishment for using my time for fun and games.

Speed: *angry sigh*

Katie: Aww I can't wait to meet your parents.

Delko: Man I wanna meet his brother.

Speed: Oh God. *covers eyes*

Calleigh: Hey Tim don't your parents own a mansion?

Speed: Uh...No what are you talking about?

Calleigh: Yeah they own a mansion. It's that really big one on 35th and 7th ave.

Katie: Your parents are rich? Oh my God this is awesome.

Speed: No it's not awesome.

Katie: Oh they can't be THAT bad.

Speed: I haven't spoken to them in ten years.

Katie: So?

Speed: So they won't like me and a bunch of yahoos showing up at their door.

Katie: It'll be fun.

Calleigh: Yeah and besides, they would probably be happy to see you after all these years.

Speed: If anyone breaks ANYTHING in that house, they're dead.

Delko: Hey what kind of toilet paper do they use?

Speed: *frowns*

TBC.........
 
OH!!!!!! I've been gone soooooo long because of stupid work. Anyways, Delko got to bunk with us!!! That was totally awesome!
Awww! Jc got kidnapped, twice! God girl, you gotta go and out do us all. Now, I'm pretty sure me, Carly and Anni are the only ones who aren't in trouble!
Horatio shot someone!!!!!! stupid Paul character, DIE! oh, wait, he already is... :D
Yay, we need to return with the Delkipoo, i totally volunteer! The JC/H-man shipper is up and running, Katie is married, so the Tatie is going...not so smoothly. God you two fight like an old married couple! :D
Let's get drunk again! that's always a hoot! Drunk katie is so much fun, and I don't think we've gotten Carly wasted yet! i might be wrong though... Come back soon and get well Geni!! I recomend...Cheese!! or you could settle for Cheeze-its? I work in cheese, so that's all I got right now. See y'all soon!
 
Speed doesn't want to tell his parents that he's married because I'm to young. Well geez I love you to. Moron. lol. haha yeah we don't want H man getting involved with the NY CSI'S. Again! lol.

Delko: Hey what kind of toilet paper do they use?

Speed: *frowns*

Haha, Oh man I can see it now. lol. And yeah we brought up Africa again. Teehee. You know for something that happend that wasn't to good of a thing...we sure do mention it a lot lol.
 
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