CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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If You Should Die Before You Wake...

[Hummerhome]

Horatio: Calleigh, call patrol. They have a DB up there.

Calleigh: You shot him?

Horatio: Self defense.

Calleigh: *nods* Okay. *leaves*

Horatio: Speed.

Speed: Yeah H.

Horatio: I apologize about before.

Speed: It's fine.

Horatio: Alright, I'm going to visit JC for a while so keep an eye on things. *walks into bedroom*

Speed: Sure.

Katie: What's wrong with him?

Speed: He seems a little strung out.

Katie: He killed someone. Do you think it was self defense?

Speed: No, I don't.

Katie: Isn't that murder?

Speed: This is the part where we keep our mouths shut.

Katie: Ah.

Speed: *sits on couch*

Katie: *sits* Well I know what JC's been through, so it has to be tough.

Speed: ...*confused look*

Katie: What?

Speed: The Africa thing?

Katie: What other thing was there?

Speed: Nothing.

Katie: Okay then.

Speed: ...You're not scared of me now are you?

Katie: Well when you get mad, it's scary.

Speed: It's a good thing I don't get mad very often.

Katie: ...Except when I got Sandra drunk, fought with you about Africa, and h-

Speed: Enough.

Katie: And now you're getting mad again.

Speed: I'm not mad.

Katie: Whatever you say.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: You're still mad about that baby thing.

Speed: What was your first clue?

Katie: Um...The interrupting and the frowning. And by the way, when I was asleep in the hospital, I heard what you said.

Speed: What?

Katie: I think your exact words were 'God help her'.

Speed: So?

Katie: So you're not religious.

Speed: Not in front of you.

Katie: *punches Speed*

Speed: Ow. You're just as bad as Horatio.

Katie: Yeah but green eyes RULES ALL!

Speed: What does that have to do with anything?

Katie: Nothing.

[JC's room]

JC: I heard shots up there.

Horatio: Yup.

JC: He won't come back?

Horatio: He'll never hurt anyone again.

JC: Thanks for everything.

Horatio: It's my job.

JC: ...Just your job?

Horatio: *smirks*

JC: *smiles* My hero.

Horatio: *blushes* Well, everyone else helped.

JC: *laughs*

Horatio: Get some rest. We're leaving here in about an hour.

JC: Okay.

Horatio: *leaves*

JC: *sigh*

TBC.........
 
Haha, you brought up the Africa thing again! That never gets old. And heck yes green eyes rule. Oh and if were not wanting H man to get in trouble for killing Paul we might not want to tell Delko. lol. Update soon please.
 
:lol: Eric has his ways of finding out ANYTHING. So, I wouldn't be surprised if he told Stetler in the near future. What ever happened to loyalty? ...Okay that might have been a tad spoilish but it makes for great drama.

Lips Of An Angel

[On the road, 9 pm]

Delko: *chewing*

Speed: *frowns* Are you eating buttons?

Delko: No.

Speed: Good.

Delko: It's toilet paper.

Speed: Why are you eating toilet paper?

Delko: It tastes fuzzy.

Speed: You're not supposed to eat it. You're supposed to wipe with it.

Delko: You know considering all things natural, paper towel or kleenex probably consider themselves lucky as opposed to toilet paper.

Anni: They don't have feelings.

Carly: You don't know that.

Anni: Have you heard toilet paper screaming as you wipe?

Carly: Maybe it's high pitched like plants.

Speed: Why are we talking about toilet paper?

Delko: Because it tastes good.

Speed: It does not.

Delko: Here, try some.

Speed: I don't want to try any.

Delko: It's just like normal paper.

Speed: I don't eat normal paper.

Delko: If you were stranded in Walmart, what would you eat?

Speed: Not paper.

Calleigh: Eric, they have food in Walmart.

Delko: But all those calories...You're better off with paper.

Speed: You do realize toilet paper has no nutritional value.

Delko: Ah to the naked eye.

Speed: No, to the naked scientist.

Katie: *smirks*

Speed: Okay Katie, first of all I'm not a scientist and second of all don't say anything.

Katie: *covers mouth*

Speed: Great, I got her going.

Katie: *starts laughing*

Speed: If you ever want children you'll stop laughing.

Katie: *stops laughing* ...Really?

Speed: Nah I was kidding.

Katie: *slaps Speed*

Speed: Ow.

Delko: Hey have you guys tasted the plastic tubing in the shower?

Calleigh: Ugh ew.

Speed: *throws pillow*

Delko: OW! Where do you keep getting those?

Speed: It's a never-ending supply.

Katie: OH OH OH!

Speed: What kind of sound effect was that?

Katie: I have an idea.

Speed: Your ideas are always either unhealthy, immoral or illegal.

Katie: Well this one's better. Let's play hide and seek.

Delko: *raises hand, toilet paper falls out of mouth* OH OH! I VOLUNTEER!

Speed: That's a terrible id-

Katie: *frowns*

Speed: *sigh* It's the best idea in the world my love.

Katie: Better.

Delko: CAN I BE THE SEEKER?

Katie: It's my idea. I'm the seeker.

Delko: But I'm good at finding things.

Anni: Yeah is that fair? Having CSIs looking for us?

Katie: That's why I'm the seeker.

Speed: There's nowhere to hide in here.

Katie: Well we'll turn off all the lights and whoever the seeker finds, they have to guess who it is. They can be blindfolded.

Speed: I don't want to be felt up by Eric.

Katie: I'm the seeker. Not Eric.

Speed: Oh no problem. *frowns* I don't want to be felt up by you.

Katie: You've never complained bef-

Speed: *covers Katie's mouth* Shhh.

Katie: *winks*

Delko: CAN I BE THE SEEKER?

Katie: No! I'm the seeker!

Delko: Can't we both be the seeker?

Anni: ...Isn't that a 'Who' song?

Carly: *nods*

Anni: Wow, ironic.

Delko: THE WINNER GETS FREE TOILET PAPER!

TBC........
 
Hahaha oh man. Delko eating toilet paper...and the plastic tubing in the shower. He really needs to get his head examined.


Speed: Oh no problem. *frowns* I don't want to be felt up by you.

Katie: You've never complained bef-

Speed: *covers Katie's mouth* Shhh.

Katie: *winks*

Haha ok, I covered my own mouth when I read that. I really need to stop doing things that happends in the fic. lol .Update soon please. But i still can't believe Delko ate toilet paper.
 
Eric isn't the brightest star in the sky but he's lovable. :p

Soul On Fire

[Lights out, Hummerhome]

Katie: *blindfolded* Okay guys...Here I come.

Horatio: Don't come near me. I'm trying to drive.

JC: And I don't really feel like playing.

Katie: Alright, well everyone else..Come out come out wherever you are!

Delko: *screams*

Katie: ...Eric...

Delko: Oh wait, NO! Give me another chance. I didn't mean to scream.

Katie: You just lost. Sit on the couch.

Delko: I can't. Anni's under it.

Anni: Thanks Eric. You ruin everything.

Katie: Okay everyone else DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

Carly: Okay.

Katie: *sigh* Carly...

Carly: Oops.

Katie: Everyone else SHUT UP. I don't want to know where you are.

Delko: But isn't that the point of the game?

Katie: Eric, not helping. *walking around*

Delko: Watch out for that d-

Katie: OW!

Delko: -oor.

Katie: *rubs nose* This is like pin the Katie on the Hummerhome.

Delko: Hummerhomes come with Katies?

Katie: Shut up Eric. *trips* AH! *falls* Okay I fell over someone. *fells shoe* Okay it's a woman's shoe. Since Anni and Carly are out, it's either Missy or Calleigh.

[Sneeze is heard]

Katie: ...Missy.

Missy: Dangit. Stupid carpet and it's dust.

Katie: *opens closet door* Hmm...*feels around* Okay I feel stubble.

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: OH OH! IT SMIRKS! HA! You know, I'm still not sure who this is. Hmm...I need something else before I can know for sure.

Speed: *leans closer*

Katie: *smiles* I like this game.

Speed: *kisses Katie*

Delko: ...*crosses arms* I SOOO would have been a better seeker.

Anni: Oh Eric.

Delko: Well it's true. I wouldn't make out with Speed and ruin the entire game.

Anni: Good lord.

Delko: It's true though. DEATH TO ALL SEEKERS BUT ME! *raises fist*...Can I have the next turn?

TBC.......
 
Katie: OH OH! IT SMIRKS! HA! You know, I'm still not sure who this is. Hmm...I need something else before I can know for sure.

Speed: *leans closer*

Katie: *smiles* I like this game.

Speed: *kisses Katie*

TEEHEE! I WIN! Whoa, and I just got extremely hyper. Aww poor Missy. Her sneeze gave her away. And leave it to me to run into a door....blindefolded.

Delko: Watch out for that d-

Katie: OW!

Delko: -oor.

Katie: *rubs nose* This is like pin the Katie on the Hummerhome.

Delko: Hummerhomes come with Katies?

Pin the Katie on the Hummerhome. That's just genius. lol. Update soon please!
 
Dream land is always fun. It's where dreams happen. Okay...I feel slightly randomish tonight.

Extreme Behavior

[Hummerhome]

Katie: Okay....Wasn't I supposed to find everyone else?

Speed: *grabs blindfold* I think the game's finished.

Katie: Oh good because I get distracted easily.

Delko: Okay what do we do now?

Anni: Let's start a drivethru and sell mustard.

Delko: Ooh good idea. We can make this window into a slidey window thing.

Speed: *sits on couch* And then we can get rich quick and buy Eric a brain.

Everyone: *laughs*

Speed: Why are you laughing? I was being completely serious.

Delko: Wait..Who's getting a new brain?

Speed: You Eric.

Delko: Did someone use my credit card again? Because I'm overdrawn 10 000 dollars.

Missy: How did you overdraw that much?

Delko: I have a button collection.

JC: Hey Horatio, I have a question.

Horatio: Alright go ahead.

JC: I kind of don't want to be alone tonight.

Horatio: Would you like to stay in my room tonight?

JC: ...You're some kind of mind reader.

Horatio: It won't be a problem.

JC: Teehee.

Katie: Man in that closet I felt like Spiderman only I wasn't upside down and I'm not a dude.

Speed: Charming.

Katie: Why did you do that anyway?

Speed: I didn't want to play hide and seek.

Katie: Ah...Smart man.

Anni: ...YOU SUCK!

Katie: What?

Anni: Um...That sort of slipped out.

Katie: *lifts brow* Okay.

Anni: Sorry, pent up anger. I need alcohol.

Katie: OH!

Speed: No.

Katie: Dang.

Delko: Look at you two love birds...In love and stuff.

Speed: Are you high?

Delko: I wish I was. I haven't had the munchies in a while.

Katie: We're in love?

Speed: Apparently.

Katie: Oh cool.

Horatio: Alright people. We have to head to our rooms because I don't want to drive in the storm.

Katie: ...Storm?

Horatio: I was listening to the weather reports.

Katie: ...There's going to be a storm?

Horatio: Yes and I don't want to drive in it, so everyone in bed. Coming JC?

JC: Of course.

Horatio: *takes JC's hand* Let's go.

JC: *smiles*

Delko: Can I bunk with you girls tonight?

Anni: No way. We have a 'No Delkos' club.

Delko: What? Why?

Anni: I'm kidding. As long as you don't scream then you can stay with us.

Missy: YAY! Eric gets to sleep in my bed.

Delko: Whatever works.

Katie: Coming honey?

Speed: Yes dear.

Calleigh: Eric, if you lay a hand on my bed I'm going to kick your brain through your butt.

Delko: ...Lovely.

[Thunder is heard]

[Speed/Katie's room]

Katie: AH! *jumps in bed*

Speed: It's a storm. Relax.

Katie: I can't relax. The lightening is going to find me.

Speed: Lightening isn't alive.

Katie: Neither is toilet paper but it seems to have a life of it's own. I can never get the roll to my side and it always sticks to itself so you always have that long piece. I DON'T WANT STREAMERS I WANT TOILET PAPER!

Speed: ...Oh...Kay.

Katie: Sorry, I get talkative when I'm nervous.

Speed: I can see that.

Katie: Hey you know how we can pass the time during the storm?

Speed: Yes.

Katie: W-...What? Yes?

Speed: I mean...No.

Katie: *squints* I want to hear your idea.

Speed: No you don't.

Katie: Yes I do.

Speed: Goodnight.

Katie: ...It was probably a good idea.

Speed: Oh it was.

Katie: Okay now I'm curious.

Speed: *sits up* Okay I was thinking we should like bake cookies and like have tea and then like have a tea party and then like invite over all our furry forest friends over for like a slumber party.

Katie: *frowns* Alright I get your point.

Speed: Yeah well that's also as feminine as I get. *lays down*

Katie: Pfft.

Speed: What was that sound effect for?

Katie: Uh..I had dust in my throat.

Speed: Nice try.

Katie: Loser. *throws pillow*

TBC........
 
He did, and then he left. I just cut it out. :p

ok got it! :D

see, i sad: 'guys get him and BUUM and BAAM and...' H Piff-Puff him! :lol: mad H, you rock Geni! :devil:
Delko eating toilets paper lol!
great updates
 
I like to see angry Horatio in short bursts. It's much more fun that way. :lol:

And our poor, poor Delkipoo. (Wow, haven't said that in a while) He needs to stop eating paper. It's probably not lethal, but I'm not sure it's healthy.

Okay...Why am I reviewing chapters that I wrote? :lol: Oh well I'll just call it 'CSI:Miami Road trip, behind the scenes' so it's all good. :p
 
Haha, toilet paper...awww poor Delko, eating paper and toilet paper and whatnot...
and yay! we all played hide and seek...that was hilarious :lol:
please update soon
 
hahahaha It's funny because almost everything Katie does in this story, I can see her doing it in RL. Except Speed would be MINE and Eric.....and H too. lol They'd all be fighting over me........but Speed would win lol okay I'm just rambling now lol
 
Yeah, ok Jess. You really shouldn't ramble. Because I can't understand a word your saying.....and yeah so what I took that from Charlie and the chocolate factory and changed mummble to ramble. lol.

But oh my goshness. That whole line about furry little creatures and a tea party and Speed saying "like" after every word was hilarious. And then I said "Alright I get your point" TEEHEE! Invasion. *coughs* Sorry, But hey go JC gets to the sleep with oh oneness. lol. Great update, can't wait for more.
 
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