CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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Hey, Welcome back Geni ! how was your wedding? ahha just kidding! :lol:
awsome updates! ahh, its so cool to get another dose! what a nice Mondays morning..sitting alone in room and spit all coffee on the wall :lol: can't stop laughing :lol: :lol:
and all because of you Geni :devil: but it's great, it is great feeling again! :D
 
Yay! Geni is back! I have to admit, I didn't read JC's post properly, and I had no idea where you were :lol:
Awww, Speed is so cute!!!
and welcome to the madness carole! I'd try and speak French to you, but my horrible grammar would probably offend you :lol:
Oh well, I'll give it a shot - Salut! Je m'appelle Carly. - See, I couldn't possibly screw that up :lol:

(though if my French teacher saw that that was all I wrote, she wouldn't be very happy ;) :lol:)
 
no your grammar is very good!! I learned english by watching "FRIENDS" in original version and now I'm watching CSI: miami in english. This is so much more fun!!
 
Haha oh man I pretty much only remember french by watching a show called Lance et Compte. That got me through french class last year...Which is weird because I've been speaking french since I was 4. :p

But salut carole J'espère que tu vas rester pendant longtemps. :D (Even though I know Canadian french and France french are different because Quebec french is all...Weird.)

One Way Street

[Forest]

Speed: Okay this tree over here was doused with the stuff every year since they planted it.

Katie: They plant trees?

Speed: You'd be surprised how many things are fake in a federal park.

Katie: So...Why did we stop making out?

Speed: Horatio wants some information TODAY Katie.

Katie: Fine. Hey you told Eric didn't you.

Speed: Yeah and he won't say anything so stop worrying about it.

Katie: Fine I won't. Can I worry about something else then?

Speed: What.

Katie: Bear.

Speed: Where?

Katie: Over there. *points*

Speed: Um...Okay don't run.

Katie: I didn't say I was scared. I said I was worried.

Speed: That's pretty much the same thing.

Katie: It is not.

Speed: Stop fighting. *grabs Katie* Come on.

Katie: What if it chases us?

Speed: It won't chase us if you move your butt that way.

Katie: I am moving.

Speed: Move faster.

Katie: I can only go so fast. You're the one with the name that is Speed.

Speed: Okay over here by this river should kind of...Hide us.

Katie: What do you mean 'hide' us?

Speed: It's out of view.

Katie: Ooh.

Speed: Sit here.

Katie: *sits* So how do we find our way out of here?

Speed: Where's the map?

Katie: I...Left it back there.

Speed: You...Left the map.

Katie: Yeah.

Speed: Great.

Katie: So what now?

Speed: I'll think of something.

[2 hours later]

Katie: ...Did you think of something?

Speed: I'm still thinking.

Katie: Okay it's dark out and that bear is probably gone.

Speed: You don't know that.

Katie: Neither do you.

Speed: Maybe we should head back.

Katie: Okay Mister Miami, which direction?

Speed: I have no idea.

Katie: Yay we're stranded. *frowns*

Speed: We're not stranded. We've been misplaced.

Katie: We're not dirty underwear.

Speed: What does that have to do with being misplaced?

Katie: I lose my laundry all the time.

Speed: And that's why I do the laundry...And the cooking...And the cleaning...Which one of us is the wife of this relationship?

Katie: I am. It just so happens I can't do laundry, cook, or clean properly. And what you said was very sexist.

Speed: I know. I'm sorry.

Katie: So what now?

Speed: We wait until morning so we can see where we're going.

Katie: What are we going to do all night?

Speed: I wonder if my cell phone works. *gets out phone*

Katie: Nice answer.

Speed: Well there's no cell service this far up.

Katie: I could have told you that.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: Why are you mad at me?

Speed: You're annoying.

Katie: So are you.

Speed: Well you're irritating.

Katie: You're lame.

Speed: You're stupid.

Katie: ...I hate those shoes. HA.

Speed: Nice try.

Katie: What time is it?

Speed: Ten thirty.

Katie: At night?

Speed: ...No it's completely sunny out here.

Katie: All you had to say was yes.

Speed: ...Retard.

Katie: *laughs* Moron. *pushes Speed*

Speed: AH! *falls over*

Katie: *sits on Speed* Now this is comfy. It's better than moss and bugs.

Speed: So now I get to lay all over it?

Katie: Yup.

Speed: Move.

Katie: No.

Speed: *grabs Katie* Well you asked for it.

Katie: What are you doing?

Speed: *stands*

Katie: Let go.

Speed: No.

Katie: Where are we going? What are you doing? I-AH! *falls in river*

Speed: *crosses arms* Having fun?

Katie: OH MY GOD IT'S COLD! *runs onto grass* OH MY GOD I HATE YOU! *pushes Speed*

Speed: You brought it upon yourself.

Katie: I did not. And now I'm soaked and it's like minus a million out here.

Speed: It is not.

Katie: I'M SOAKED AND FREEZING!

Speed: So dry off.

Katie: Um...HOW! ..I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE RIVER! I HATE YOU!

Speed: Stop screaming. You're scaring the creatures of the forest.

Katie: I DON'T CARE! *storms off*

Speed: *sigh* Katie! ...Katie where are you! *runs* Katie!

Katie: GET LOST.

Speed: I'm sorry.

Katie: Oh you'll be s-sorry alright. I'm going to k-kill you.

Speed: Are you shivering?

Katie: I'M F-FREEZING!

Speed: Come sit here.

Katie: *sits*

Speed: *wraps arm around Katie* You feel any warmer?

Katie: ...Maybe.

Speed: Good.

Katie: Aren't you going to get soaked?

Speed: Probably.

Katie: ...Okay I'm slightly not mad at you anymore.

Speed: I'm sorry.

Katie: It's okay. I probably would have fallen in there sooner or later anyway.

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: Are you cold?

Speed: No.

Katie: Are you sure?

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: Are you going to get past one word tonight?

Speed: I'm thinking.

Katie: About what?

Speed: Us.

Katie: Why?

Speed: We are the most dysfunctional couple I've ever known.

Katie: *laughs* ....How come your parents weren't at our wedding?

Speed: Because they weren't invited.

Katie: Why?

Speed: They don't know about you.

Katie: ...Why?

Speed: Because I didn't tell them.

Katie: Why not?

Speed: They've been bugging me about marriage since I was 20 and I told them I'd never get married.

Katie: ...Except you did.

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: Does your brother know?

Speed: No.

Katie: Isn't he gay?

Speed: What's your point?

Katie: It was just a question. Oh hey Eric told me you had a sister.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: ...What?

Speed: What did he tell you?

Katie: He said she died.

Speed: She was murdered.

Katie: Oh...

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: How come you never told me?

Speed: It never came up.

Katie: Were you ever going to tell me?

Speed: I wasn't planning on it.

Katie: Why?

Speed: It's not important.

Katie: Is this why you're always miserable? Because Eric said you used to be happy.

Speed: I'm always miserable because I meet a lot of stupid people.

Katie: Oh.

Speed: *sigh*

Katie: *hugs Speed* Well you can be miserable all you want.

Speed: *lifts brow*

Katie: It makes you charming in a weird way.

Speed: Good to know.

Katie: You know, I don't think our team likes us very much.

Speed: Why?

Katie: They haven't come looking for us.

TBC.......
 
Hmm...that is very true. They haven't come looking for us yet. Or is that a good thing? lol I dunno I just woke up so...blah. But I can gurantee you RT Katie acted waaaay better then real Katie would if there was a bear. I'd be like one of those dumb blonde people in the scary movies. lol. And Speed pushed me into the river. That's not very nice. Update soon please.
 
don't worry about that I'll stay in that forum for a long time because it is really interesting and really really really funny!!!!!!!
I can't wait the next update!
 
Well here we go! :)

To Have Someone To Come Home To

[Forest, midnight]

Katie: OH MY GOD!

Speed: *wakes up* What?

Katie: Did you hear that?

Speed: Yeah it's called wolves.

Katie: They're going to eat us.

Speed: Nothing's going to eat us.

Katie: *sits closer* You can protect me.

Speed: How is it that a man is shooting bears with a shotgun and you want to run up a hill and catch him by yourself but there are wolves about a hundred kilometers away and you need my protection?

Katie: You're scruffy. They'll identify with you.

Speed: Funny.

[Wolves are heard]

Katie: AH! *burries head in Speed's chest* Don't let them eat me.

Speed: Just go to sleep.

Katie: I can't sleep when I know ravage dogs are going to rip me to pieces.

Speed: They're nowhere near us.

Katie: And that's the way it's gonna stay. Why are you so tense?

Speed: I'm tense?

Katie: Yeah like you're about to push me back into that river.

Speed: I'm not going to make you go anywhere.

Katie: Well then good God man relax.

Speed: You just woke me up talking about wolves ripping us to pieces in the middle of the night.

Katie: Well it concerns me.

Speed: Just try and sleep.

Katie: Okay.

[10 minutes later]

Katie: I can hear your heartbeat.

Speed: Good to know. It means I'm still alive.

Katie: *sigh*

Speed: What?

Katie: Nothing, I'm just comfortable.

Speed: That's good.

Katie: Are you?

Speed: As long as you are, then I am.

Katie: Oh. You love me right?

Speed: Why are you asking me AGAIN?

Katie: Because you never actually say it.

Speed: Katie...

Katie: What?

Speed: I love you.

Katie: HAHA WHOA.

Speed: What?

Katie: My stomach just did a flip flop.

Speed: It's not like I haven't told you that before.

Katie: Yeah but you've been mad at me for like two weeks. And you've been kind of a jerk.

Speed: If you're not happy then we shouldn't be together.

Katie: *sits up* Okay hold on there cowboy. No one said I wasn't happy.

Speed: You don't seem happy with me. All we do is fight.

Katie: We never used to fight.

Speed: We used to be happy.

Katie: But we still love each other right?

Speed: Yeah but are we in love?

Katie: ...Hmm...You have a point.

Speed: Exactly.

Katie: Wow I kind of feel like Jennifer Aniston.

Speed: ...Okay I'm not Brad Pitt.

Katie: Well you're sure as heck not Vince Vaughn.

Speed: I'm confused.

Katie: I have no idea where I was going with that.

Speed: Yeah I can see that.

Katie: ...The bathroom was pretty fun.

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: AHA! IT SMIRKS!

Speed: You're so lame. *grabs Katie*

Katie: WHOA! Hey look at that, I'm almost touching the ground but not. Hey if we were standing right now, it would be like we were dancing the tango.

Speed: I don't dance.

Katie: You did when we were making that Titanic movie.

Speed: That wasn't dancing.

Katie: It was still cool...Um...Can you put me down or something?

Speed: Why?

Katie: ...You want to hold me?

Speed: I've wanted to hold you for weeks.

Katie: ..Haha...Wow...That was the coolest thing you've said in a while.

Speed: I love you.

Katie: ...I...I....Haha...

Speed: You're speechless. That's never a good thing.

Katie: Okay I am now officially in love with you. We do not have a problem.

Speed: Good.

Katie: Teehee!

Speed: Are you going to do that all night?

Katie: That depends what your next move is.

Speed: Sleep.

Katie: Dangit.

Speed: Well sleep is a very...Relative term.

Katie: I like the way you think.

TBC.......
 
Hahaha. I love it when Speed says something and then says "Realtive term" after it. Its hilarious. And haha jennifer Aniston...Vince Vaughn. The break up! *sighs* You crack me up. And awww I'm listening to That's Where It Is by Carrie Underwood right now and it made that chapter even cuter. lol. Update soon please.
 
Speed: How is it that a man is shooting bears with a shotgun and you want to run up a hill and catch him by yourself but there are wolves about a hundred kilometers away and you need my protection?

Katie: You're scruffy. They'll identify with you.

HAHA! I laughed so hard.....that was funny. Just came back from my Baltimore trip, and I needed a nice laugh.....thank you! lol

lol, Yeah laugh it up chuckles. lol. I think there is still hope for this whole Tatie thinger. lol. Like Geni's said before she's not Donahue so I don't think she'd be that mean. But it doesn't really matter to me what she does I'll keep on reading anyways. There's just something about this RT I can't get enough of.
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pssssssshhh
You may be married to Speed, but I'm married to Rory.......
 
:lol: Oh no, that could get you and Katie into quite a pickle. Rory and Speed are going to beat each other up... :p

Under Suspicion :p

[Hummerhome, 9 am]

Speed: *walks in*

Delko: Hey you.

Speed: Hey yourself.

Delko: You just get in?

Speed: ...No I always go outside and come back in just to mix things up.

Delko: Where's Katie?

Speed: She fell down a hill so she's limping back.

Delko: You didn't push her did you?

Speed: She's not you Eric.

Delko: Cute. So where were you guys last night?

Speed: Finding those trees.

Delko: All night?

Speed: Well after I couldn't see two feet in front of me, I gave up.

Delko: You could have come back.

Speed: Like I said, I couldn't see.

Delko: Oh well it's good that you're back because Horatio is madder than...Mad cow.

Speed: Why?

Delko: I told him why you were gone so long.

Speed: ...Uh when?

Delko: When you weren't present for that...Meeting. I mean, you being the senior CSI would be expected at an important meeting.

Speed: *rubs eyes* What did you tell him?

Delko: The truth.

Speed: You said you wouldn't tell.

Delko: He stared at me with those piercing blue eyes. They hypnotized me.

Speed: Where is he now?

Delko: The dock. He found another suspect.

Speed: Who?

Delko: You should have been there for the meeting.

Speed: Eric...

Delko: Paul Domato. He was fired two years ago by our vic.

Speed: Which one?

Delko: The one missing an arm.

Speed: You identified the arm vic?

Delko: Yeah he used to work at the dock, and he fired Domato.

Speed: Used to work there?

Delko: He's dead, remember?

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: Wow your brain sure fizzles out when you get some.

Speed: Did Horatio say anything before he left for the dock?

Delko: Yeah.

Speed: ....Is it a secret?

Delko: He said and I quote. 'Tell Mister Speedle that he has exactly ten minutes to get his CSI butt over to the dock before I put a round in his head'.

Speed: When did he say that?

Delko: Ten minutes ago.

Speed: You couldn't have told me sooner?

Delko: I wanted to give H at least a few minutes to load his gun.

Speed: Knowing him it's always loaded. I gotta go. *runs*

Katie: *walks in* Hey Eric.

Delko: *smiles* Hey did you get lucky last night?

Katie: What are you talking about?

Delko: Speed.

Katie: Eric we're married.

Delko: *lifts brow*

Katie: Me and Tim, not me and you.

Delko: Oh. So did you get lucky?

Katie: You're so inappropriate.

Delko: My mom said that to me once. I think it was when I was in my senior year.

Katie: Look, I'd love to hear this fantastic tale but I have to go wash up. *walks away*

Delko: Fine but I hope you know this counts as Delko Time.

[Dock]

Speed: *runs up* Sorry I'm late.

Horatio: *takes off shades* Mister Domato, have you seen this man? *holds up picture*

Paul: Yeah that's Bill. He worked here about 15 years ago.

Horatio: Did you know him?

Paul: He only worked a couple of days. I mean, I quit almost 15 years ago.

Horatio: Why did he leave?

Paul: He dissappeared. I guess that's where he ended up.

Horatio: Do you own a boat Mister Domato?

Paul: Yeah I sold it to Mister Anderson a few years ago.

Horatio: That's interesting.

Paul: Can I go?

Horatio: For now.

Paul: Call me if you need anything.

Horatio: I will, thank you.

Paul: No problem. *leaves*

Horatio: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *opens mouth*

Horatio: Before you lie to me about where you've been, I want you to know something.

Speed: Horatio, I-

Horatio: Tim. You work for me, and I expect you to follow my orders. That does not mean you're aloud to go galavanting around Florida on my time.

Speed: I'm sorry.

Horatio: Apology accepted. You know you're like a son to me right?

Speed: Uh...Sure.

Horatio: Don't screw it up because you don't want to be on my bad side.

Speed: Um...Yes sir.

Horatio: Good. Did you find those trees?

Speed: Uh...*sigh* No.

Horatio: What do you mean 'no'?

Speed: *looks down at ground* ...It got too dark.

Horatio: Okay. Go tell Katie to wait in the Hummerlab until I get some evidence for her.

Speed: Wait a second, don't punish her because of me. It wasn't her fault.

Horatio: It takes two.

Speed: No, it doesn't. It was my fault. Punish me.

Horatio: You're protecting her?

Speed: Yeah. You have a problem with that?

Horatio: This is the wrong way to go Speed.

Speed: Whatever it takes.

Horatio: Alright. Calleigh has the warrant for the boat, so tell Katie to process it with her. I want you in the Hummerhome and I don't want you to move until I tell you.

Speed: Fine by me.

Horatio: Get going.

Speed: *leaves*

Horatio: *puts on shades*

[Beach]

Calleigh: Alright grab a kit.

Katie: Done and done.

Calleigh: I heard Tim took the fall for you guys.

Katie: What do you mean?

Calleigh: Horatio was going to keep you in the Hummerhome all day.

Katie: Really.

Calleigh: Yeah and now you're out here and Tim's in there.

Katie: He did that for me?

Calleigh: It seems that way.

Katie: *opens kit*

Calleigh: Something wrong?

Katie: *shakes head* No.

Calleigh: Well let's process this thing before we lose anymore evidence.

Katie: Sure.

[Hummerhome]

Delko: You're back.

Speed: And I'm staying.

Delko: *laughs* H got mad at you?

Speed: Mad is a relative term. Why are you in here?

Delko: I ate a button so Horatio said to stay here and to not touch anything.

Speed: Why were you eating buttons?

Delko: I thought it was a cherrio.

Speed: That's using your head.

Delko: So did Horatio get mad at Katie too?

Speed: No. I told him it was my fault.

Delko: *laughing*

Speed: What?

Delko: I never would have guessed you'd take the fall for her.

Speed: Eric, I'd die for her.

Delko: That's taking it a little far.

Speed: Not to me it isn't.

Delko: Would you kill for her?

Speed: That depends on who she wants dead.

Delko: ...You're weird.

Speed: Look, I'm not planning on taking out an entire army of terrorists for her.

Delko: You're still weird.

Speed: Thanks man.

Delko: No problem. So if I put a gun to Katie's head, what would you do?

Speed: I'd take you out.

Delko: ...Seriously? Even if it was a joke?

Speed: *frowns* It better not be a joke.

Delko: Uh...Okay.

Speed: *gets up* Do we have any cherrios?

Delko: Nope. Just buttons.

Speed: You do realize we're not five.

Delko: A little plastic never hurt anyone.

Speed: I'll take my chances with real food. *opens cupboard*

TBC........
 
Hhaha....that would be quite a site. Rory and Speed beating eachother up. lol. Awww Speed took the fall for something we both did. That's so cute. And Delko eating buttons? What's up with that? I mean I know he' a little whoohoo but still. lol. Anyways great update as always. Please update soon.
 
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