:lol: I love your siggy
calleighspeedle. Speedle rules! *salutes*
And thanks for the great feedback.
No Body's Gonna Mess Me Around
[Hummerhome]
Horatio: Eric, get out of the fridge.
Delko: It's hot in here and my tushie was melting.
Speed: That's gross. There's food in there.
Delko: The food is lucky.
Speed: The food is probably dying.
Horatio: Eric, we all need that fridge so get out of there.
Delko: But it's nice and cool.
Katie: Why don't you just turn on the shower and sit in there for a while?
Delko: ..Cold water comes out of showers?
Speed: No it's burning hot 24/7.
Delko: I thought so.
Calleigh: Ugh pretty soon the pavement is going to melt and we'll be stuck here.
Horatio: Don't think like that. Everything will be fine once we get further north.
Speed: Oh my God just drive to Canada. It's cold there.
Horatio: Actually right now it's the same temperature there as it is in Miami. Well, minus the humidity.
Speed: You're kidding me. Can we go back to Alaska?
Horatio: It might take a while.
Carly: Oh what I would give for some rain right now.
Anni: Maybe if it rained ice cream.
Carly: Or Mountain Dew.
Anni: Fresca.
Carly: Sprite.
Anni: Now I know how the snowman in those Nestea commercials felt.
Katie: I don't think they play those commercials anymore. It's just that guy being pelted with ice and then he drinks the Nestea that falls from the sky and then falls into that pool that magically appears.
Carly: I wish we had a pool.
Delko: Or ice balls.
Speed: If you don't get out of the fridge then you'll ha-
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: Ow...Sorry.
Katie: That seemed like something Eric would say, not you.
Speed: I'm too hot to care.
Katie: HECK YES!
Speed: Not like that.
Katie: I knew that.
Delko: I'm going to go dunk my head in the toilet. *leaves*
Horatio: I think my hands melted to the steering wheel.
Calleigh: Wouldn't that hurt?
Horatio: Yes. It would hurt a normal human being.
Calleigh: You're not God.
Carly: Hey if you're God, can you make the sun dissapear?
Horatio: I could try. *squeezes eyes shut*
Calleigh: WATCH THE ROAD!
Horatio: I was watching the road.
Calleigh: Your eyes were closed.
Horatio: You don't need eyes to see what's right in front of you.
Calleigh: When you're driving you do. This is no time for metaphors.
Horatio: That sounded more the metonomy to me.
Calleigh: It's the same thing.
Horatio: Ah yes to the naked eye.
Speed: When are our eyes not naked?
Horatio: When we close them.
Speed: That doesn't make any sense.
Horatio: Exactly.
Calleigh: Does anyone else feel like their skin is melting away?
Speed: Oh my God get us out of Miami before my hair goes straight.
Horatio: I'm going as fast as I can. This thing has 12 engines.
Katie: ..Tim.
Speed: What?
Katie: You're wearing black.
Speed: So?
Katie: Aren't you hot in that?
Speed: I'm from New York. I don't show skin.
Katie: *mumbles* You did in season one...
Speed: What?
Katie: Nothing.
TBC.........