CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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Well I wasn't actually in Edmonton. I'm still in St.Albert, which is about 5 seconds away from Edmonton. :lol:

And oh no! My poor bum! *runs from pitchfork* Unless JC, you come after me with your insulin needle. :eek: I don't want to be on that end of the attack. :p

More updates to come, I'm just getting over some heat up here in my room and besides, I just saw a thing about Colin Farrell on tv and I'm lacking in memory at the moment. Teehee.
 
Well, have fun anyways! Hope you find your memory! updates soon. It's pouring rain out here, and I got caught at the bus stop with no bus to catch!
 
I am so bringing the darn pitchfork with me when I come up there geni ....OMG LOLZ last night was a blast I just wish I was there in person with you guys... meh I will be in one month I CAN"Y WAIT .... herd you told katie to shut up cause she kept saying she couldn't wait... anyway *pokes with pitchfork again* lets see that update hmmm....OMG lighten hit a car in the back alley today. :D :lol: :devil:
 
*grabs pitchfork* Quit it you two! *pokes them both in the butt* Please update soon Geni!
You know what I just realised? For the past few pages I've been reading the updates but forgetting to comment on them, and for that I apoligise.
 
Aloha everybody! :lol: my fave place here... *Stroking laptop* :D
got to go..need to take a pill of this story :p
 
:eek: I never told Katie to shut up. That little liar. :lol: Anywayz I'm excited too and man we really need another update in here. Welcome back LtKitty! And no problem Carly, as long as you read the updates it's all good. :)

Where Was The Passion

[Hummerhome]

Horatio: Well now that the heatwave has stopped and the giant thunderstorm is heading this way, we can look forward to the cool rain.

Katie: No..Wait hold on..Storm? I don't think so. ME AND SPEED AREN'T EVEN FIGHTING!

Speed: ...Most people would consider that a good thing.

Katie: No no no. I think we should have like some sort of invisible tarp over the Hummerhome so the storms can't find us and OH MY GOD THUNDER!

Delko: That was my stomach. Sorry, my bad.

Katie: Okay I think we should make some sort of gameplan.

Calleigh: For what?

Katie: Well I'll um..Build that invisible tarp and then you guys..Protect the invisible tarp with super dooper invisible guns.

Delko: But if our guns are invisible, how are we going to see them?

Katie: Okay take everything out of here that's metal! *hyperventilating*

Carly: Wow the storm hasn't even got here yet and she's already hyperventilating.

Katie: SAVE THE CHICKENS!

Anni: What chickens?

Katie: HEY HUSBAND! Why aren't you supporting me!

Speed: Uh...Because you scare me. And don't call me 'husband'. I don't call you 'wife'.

Katie: You could someday.

Speed: Well not today.

Katie: Hey do you think we'd still be considered has newlyweds since we just got married like...2 months ago?

Speed: Well we were already married before so no.

Katie: Hey let's start a tv show. You can be the stupid one and then I'll get all annoyed with you and buy a few Hummers.

Speed: I don't think that's the way things would happen.

Katie: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET MAD AT ME BEFORE STORMS!

Speed: I'm not mad.

Katie: YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE FROWNING!

Speed: Believe me, it would be much scarier to see me smiling right now.

Katie: So you're not mad at me?

Speed: *sigh*

Katie: Oh don't sigh at me.

[THUNDER]

Katie: AH!! *grabs Speed*

Speed: If you rip this dress shirt, you're paying for it.

Katie: Oh yeah with what? OUR account?

Speed: WE have an account?

Katie: ...Maybe.

Speed: Okay you're not aloud to use my Visa card.

Katie: Yeah right. What would I buy?

Speed: Well from your previous plan, a few Hummers.

Katie: You like Hummers.

Speed: I like motorcycles. Buy a few of those.

Katie: Hey can we watch that Titanic movie we made? It would take my mind off the storm.

JC: Yeah oh THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!

Missy: How would you know? You weren't even in it.

JC: I helped.

Speed: I don't really want to watch me drowning.

Katie: But you die all the time. Now you get to see what it looks like.

Speed: I don't always die so stop it.

Katie: Oh my God...Are you mad at me?

Speed: No.

Katie: You have all your memory back right?

Speed: What does that have to do with anything?

Katie: I'm changing the subject so you don't get mad at me. So, answer the question.

Speed: It doesn't matter.

Katie: ...Why not?

Speed: Because it doesn't. Drop it.

Katie: Why? Why won't you talk about it?

Speed: Because I'm being given the third degree about it. Settle down and stop getting freaked out over everything.

Katie: But...Storms are scary.

Speed: No they're not.

Katie: HEY! You know what you need? An irish accent.

Speed: I don't think so.

Katie: COME ON!

Speed: What is it with girls and the irish?

Calleigh: We'd explain it but I don't think you'd want to hear it.

Katie: HEY OH COOKIES!

Delko: We have cookies?

Katie: *lifts box* We could in a few minutes.

Speed: *grabs box* STOP IT!

Horatio: *looks into rear view mirror*

Speed: Uh..I mean...I love you.

Katie: *lifts brow*

Speed: Just...Nevermind.

Katie: You weren't going to hit me were you?

Speed: What? No. Why would I?

Katie: I don't know, because Horatio glared at you because you raised your voice.

Speed: So that would make me want to hit you?

Katie: No you would have hit me if he didn't look at you.

Speed: You don't know that.

Katie: It's happened before.

Speed: I never touched you.

Katie: AFRICA!

Speed: Great, here we go again.

Katie: Well it was your fault.

Speed: You could have ran.

Katie: You ordered me to get on the bed.

Speed: Why did you do what I said?

Katie: Because you're stronger than me. You shouldn't have done it in the first place.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: You don't get to frown at me mister. You did it. And besides, you're the one that keeps getting our kids killed so you're not exactly a saint.

Speed: What?

Katie: Well the whole baby thing. It's always your fault.

Speed: Excuse me. *leaves, slams door*

Katie: What's his problem?

Delko: I think you wen't a tiny bit far.

Katie: Well talking gets me distracted from the storm. *sigh* Fine, I'll go talk to him. *leaves*

Calleigh: Let's go to Brazil.

Everyone: NO!

Calleigh: Alright fine.

Delko: Let's go to..Rio! *does the ramba*

Horatio: Eric, sit down. And by the way that's in Brazil. And I'm not sure why I keep calling it South America when it's in Central America but oh well.

JC: Whoa, hey they're screaming in the other room again.

Missy: Why do they always fight? Why can't those two just get along?

JC: Because they're like Ross and Rachel but...Well Katie's more like Ross but oh well.

Carly: Maybe we should go help or something.

JC: Oh we can gang scream at Speed.

Missy: That's a terrible idea.

JC: At least I'm giving ideas miss pessimism.

[Yelling is heard]

Calleigh: You don't think he'll hurt her do you?

Horatio: I think she'll be the first one to throw a punch.

Calleigh: Really. Are there any cameras back there? I want to watch.

Horatio: I don't stick cameras in the bedrooms...Normally.

[Bedroom]

Speed: STOP BEING SO RETARDED!

Katie: STOP BEING GAY!

Speed: STOP SAYING THAT!

Katie: BITE ME!

Speed: GET LOST!

Katie: NOT UNTIL YOU GET LOST!

Speed: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

Katie: IT DOESN'T HAVE TO! *slaps Speed*

SPEED: DON'T SLAP ME!

Katie: OH WACHA GONNA DO! HIT ME?

Speed: NO.

Katie: WELL THEN HAHA! I WIN!

Speed: NO YOU DON'T!

Katie: YES I DO!

Speed: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING UP THE KID THING!

Katie: I DON'T KNOW!

Speed: WELL STOP IT! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

Katie: SO WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO CRY NOW? HOW TYPICAL.

Speed: I'M NOT CRYING!

Katie: BAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Dinette]

Delko: Is it just me or does Katie sound like a lamb?

JC: *nods*

TBC.......
 
Cop: Stop resisting!
Katie: Stop being Gay!

Teehe, I got to say it again! And wow we just broke that whole not mentioning Africa thigner again! lol. And heck yes, I'd love to be more like Ross...well yeah becuse Ross is friggintasically awesome! lol. And awww I slapt Speed and..I do NOT sound like a lamb! lol. Anyways great update and I shall miss them while i'm away!
 
Great update speed cochrane. Is Speed and Katie ever going to have a baby they can keep?, I think a baby would stop them from fighting it would bring them closer. :)
 
I hope you have fun Katie and I'll be excited when you get back :)

And calleighspeedle I'm not going to reveal that yet for a lot of reasons. :p They could, or they couldn't so I'll leave it at that for now. :)
 
STOP YELLING AT EACH OTHER!!! Okay...now that that's out of my system. Glad to have you back JC! Missed you way too much.

Delko: Is it just me or does Katie sound like a lamb?

That was very good. update soon Geni!
 
*grabs pitchfork back* give me back my dam pitchfork! Great update geni!!!! *wrestle with carlz to get pitchfork back.... bites* darn it hard grip....
 
More to come soon, I just haven't had the time yet. So sorry. :(

And I'm just out to prove that I'm a better writer for the show than the actual writers so when I come up with something it'll be awesomely awesome. :p
 
*lets go of pitchfork* OW!...okay, okay, you can have it :p

And don't worry Geni, after this season, ANYTHING you give us will be awesomely awesome...of course it was already awesomely awesome, so you dont have to worry about it not being awesomely awesome, because of the awesomeness it already has...

woah, I just really confused myself, so i'm going to lay off the word 'awesome' for a while :lol:
 
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