CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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Yeah he tends to have a lot of those...I wonder why. Maybe it's because the writers just love Speed. And seeing as I'm the only writer.. :p

Down To My Last Drop

[Hummerhome]

Calleigh: Do we have to drive at night? I kind of wanted to stop looking at the map.

Delko: Why can't we just go back the way we came? That way there won't be any confusion.

Horatio: I don't remember where we were before. It's a big country.

Delko: Pfft, it's not that big.

Horatio: It's bigger than all the other countries.

Calleigh: Except Russia.

Horatio: Well...Yeah.

Delko: And Canada.

Horatio: ...THE POINT IS ....This country's better anyway.

Calleigh: Since when? It's just a hunk of land.

Horatio: Yes but America has...Americans.

Calleigh: Um...We knew that.

Horatio: It has other awesome things too. Like the Statue Of Liberty. Now that's an American icon.

Delko: Yeah but wasn't that given to the states as a present from France?

Horatio: ...Okay I don't think you're seeing the point.

Calleigh: OH OH OH! We have POTATOES!

Horatio: So does everyone else.

Calleigh: We have Idaho potatoes.

Horatio: How about something a little more...Awesome than potatoes.

Delko: George Bush.

Horatio: I'm not sure that's something to be proud of.

Delko: ...Smokey the Bear?

Horatio: What did you guys learn in school?

Calleigh: Useless things that I don't even remember, but it made the teachers feel smart.

Horatio: Come on people find something that America has that no one else does.

Delko: ...A high suicide rate?

Horatio: How about something a little more happy.

Calleigh: Tom Cruise.

Horatio: I said happy not crazy.

[Bar, midnight]

Bartender: Are you sure you're okay?

Speed: *lifts finger* I. Am. Perfect.

Bartender: How many fingers am I holding up?

Speed: *looks up* Purple.

Bartender: Close enough. Come on, let's get you a cab.

Speed: No, No I'm fine. I don't need corn. *falls down*

Bartender: *sigh* Don't make me call the cops.

Speed: I AM the cops. *gets up* HEY YOU!

Drug dealer: *looks up*

Speed: STOP DEALING DRUGS!

Drug dealer: What are you talking about? I'm not dealing anything. You're crazy. *whispers* 10 grams and no less.

Guy: No problem.

Speed: I see what you're doing! You can't get past the fuzz! *falls down*

Bartender: Come on man, you're making the place look bad.

Speed: The stop selling alcohol.

Bartender: I've called the cops. Now you can either leave nicely or you can get arrested.

Speed: Well hey I have to do what the COPS say! *sings* Bad boys bad boys! Wacha gonna do! Wacha gonna do when they come fer you! *staggers to door*

Bartender: That's a plate glass win-

Speed: *hits window, falls down*

Bartender: -Dow...

Speed: That piece of glass bit me.

[Sirens are heard]

Speed: Why are there cows in the street?

[Tripp walks in]

Tripp: I heard the callout. Is he okay?

Bartender: I think he needs to leave.

Tripp: Not a problem. Come on Speed, your ride's here.

Speed: I didn't call a cab.

Tripp: *grabs Speed* Let's go.

Speed: NO! *staggers backward* I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Tripp: Stop making a scene and come this way with the nice patrol cops.

Speed: *frowns* NO. No you're going to lock me up. I'M NOT GOING.

Tripp: Look, you've had too much to drink and we both know that's not a good situation.

Speed: Oh yeah?

Tripp: Yeah.

Speed: SHOVE IT UP YOUR A-

Tripp: Don't make me arrest you.

Speed: Oh what difference does it make! I'm here and she's out there! What am I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT HER! HE TOOK HER AWAY FROM ME! *falls on floor, starts to cry*

Tripp: *walks over* Come on, let's get you out of here.

Speed: *nods* Okay. Fine.

Tripp: I'll take you back to your place.

[Hummerhome]

Horatio: Eric the Empire State Building was not made out of toothpicks.

Delko: That's what they want you to think. One big gust of wind and kablam. No more building.

Calleigh: I've never been up there. Hey if we go to New York sometime, we should go there.

Horatio: New York is off-limits.

Calleigh: Why?

Horatio: Because there's CSIs there and there's my whole history there and a bunch of dumb crap happened, and you don't want to get tangled in it.

Delko: Yeah I was tangled in a spider web once. I couldn't get that stuff off of me for weeks. Everywhere I went, people would get stuck to me.

Calleigh: I don't think that happened.

Delko: ...Or was that a movie...

Calleigh: *rolls eyes*

TBC.........
 
Awww poor Speedy. Stupid H man thinking he knows everything and send Speed away. What a jerk. lol. ANd Eric thinking the empire state building is made out of toothpicks. Oh boy and I thought I had blonde moments. lol. Update soon please!
 
YAY!!

Speed: Oh what difference does it make! I'm here and she's out there! What am I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT HER! HE TOOK HER AWAY FROM ME! *falls on floor, starts to cry*

Aww...poor Speedy. Look what you did H!! He's crying in the street!!

Delko: That's what they want you to think. One big gust of wind and kablam. No more building.

I concer. It's all a conspiricy!!!
 
I've been to New York and I've been up the Empire State building and it definatly wasn't made of toothpicks Eric :lol: or in the cold and wind we experinced at the top it would fallen over.

Dang I got my shoulders sunburnt, we have another heat wave again 93.2 F (sounds hotter than 34 C)and weve had a hose pipe ban since April ha. Yeah thats me trailing off topic, its not my fault its the....sunburn...

Great updates, made me chuckle :D
 
My signature? There's a picture? I'm so confused. :lol: :p

And aww poor sunburned CSI_me. *huggles* Don't worry it gets pretty hot over here too. Well actually it's nice today. Not too hot, not too cold. Juuuust right. And...I swear that has something to do with the RT. Because..Weather affects my writing. :D

And poor Speedy crying. That guy goes through emotions more than I go through socks.

How Can It Be, Can't You See

[Miami, Lab, 9 am next day]

Yelina: Hey Frank, where's Tim?

Tripp: He's taking the day off.

Yelina: Why?

Tripp: Personal reasons.

Yelina: What kind of personal reasons?

Tripp: He's sick.

Yelina: He was fine yesterday.

Tripp: Well he came down with something and I said I'd vouch for him so..

Yelina: Alright, well what can you tell me about the case?

Tripp: A couple of night shift CSIs processed the bathroom. They found footprints and a fingerprint on the doorknob. AFIS is running the print now.

Yelina: And the shoe prints?

Tripp: They're loafers.

Yelina: Like the kind a teacher wears.

Tripp: Or anyone cheap enough to shop at Wal-Mart.

Yelina: When AFIS gets a result call me.

Tripp: No problem.

Yelina: *leaves*

Speed: *walks in*

Tripp: Whoa, I figured you'd take a sick day.

Speed: I need to work.

Tripp: I just told Yelina you took the day off.

Speed: Great, tell her I'm back. And you can tell the suicide hotline to get away from my house.

Tripp: They're patrol cops and I told them to stay there last night.

Speed: I appreciate your concern for my safety but I can take care of myself.

Tripp: Do you even know what you did last night?

Speed: Did I break the law?

Tripp: No bu-

Speed: Then I don't need to hear it. *grabs lab coat*

Tripp: *takes lab coat from Speed* Listen boy, you're gettin' yourself into some serious trouble. If you don't stop this, I'm going to tell Yelina exactly what's going on and then you'll be out of here so fast it'll make your head spin. Smarten up or don't bother coming into work.

Speed: *frowns* Fine.

Tripp: Good. *leaves*

TBC.......
 
UM UM UM UM UM UM! lol. Frank called Speed boy did that sound weird to anybody else but me? lol. Teehee but what a great scene and poor Speedy. Again stupid H man!
 
Awww poor Speedy, he misses Katie...bad H-Man for taking her away

haha Empire State Building made out of toothpicks..oh Eric :lol:

please update soon
 
OH! Bad Speed!
It's pretty hot out here in Kelowna, we spend a lot of time swimming (or drowning our siblings) to cool off. It got up to almost 40C here and a couple summers ago it was almost up to 50! I might be exagerating...maybe!
 
:lol: Oh boy.

Back In Black..Dress Shirts :lol:

[Hummerhome]

Horatio: No Eric, the space shuttle is not made up entirely of styrofoam cups.

Delko: Then how does it float in space? Tell me that mister wizard.

Horatio: It doesn't float in space. It stays there by the gravitational force of the...Nevermind you'll never wrap your head around it.

Delko: Wrap my head around what? I can't wrap it around anything unless my head was made out of candy wrappers which it isn't. Although that would make my head seem more interesting.

Calleigh: Why?

Delko: I'd be a Starburst candy wrapper and then my head would be fruity.

Calleigh: But it's the candy that makes it fruity, not the wrapper.

Delko: My brain is the candy.

Horatio: Now that *puts on shades* I believe.

Calleigh: You just missed the turnoff to Miami.

Horatio: Dangit. Well, we'll have to take the exit ramp.

Calleigh: You just missed it.

Horatio: Dangit. I'll drive through the ocean.

[Lab]

Tripp: I thought I told you to leave.

Speed: I'm not here to work on the case.

Tripp: Why are you here?

Speed: I left my wallet in my locker.

Tripp: You haven't completely drained your bank account have you?

Speed: *frowns* It's really none of your business.

Tripp: You're right it's not.

Speed: When's Horatio getting back?

Tripp: He's already in Miami.

Speed: He called you?

Tripp: Mhm.

Speed: Great.

Tripp: Now you're going to have to deal with him. *leaves*

Speed: *sigh* Looking forward to it.

Yelina: *walks in, smiles* Hey. You're here.

Speed: Yeah.

Yelina: I need you to take this box over to Paula.

Speed: Not a problem.

Yelina: Great, I'll see you later. *leaves*

[Bar, 10 pm]

Speed: *looking at glass*

Horatio: *sits down*

Bartender: What can I get for you sir?

Horatio: Nothing.

Bartender: No problem.

Horatio: *looks over at Speed*

Speed: Frank told you didn't he?

Horatio: Yeah. This is your fourth night here.

Speed: I know.

Horatio: You want to talk about it?

Speed: *frowns*

Horatio: I see you haven't touched that glass yet.

Speed: I'm thinking.

Horatio: Well that's always good.

Speed: Mhm.

Horatio: I'm um...I'm sorry about what I did.

Speed: No, you did the right thing.

Horatio: *lifts brows* I did?

Speed: I'll never take her for granted again. Ever.

Horatio: *smirks* You did good Speed. You did fine. *gets up* I'll see you at work tomorrow. *leaves*

Katie: *walks up, sits down*

Bartender: What can I get for you?

Katie: I'm good.

Speed: *smiles*

Katie: Hey there slugger.

Bartender: Hey buddy, you want a re-fil?

Speed: *shakes head* No. We're going home. *grabs Katie's hand*

Katie: We are?

Speed: Unless you had somewhere else in mind.

Katie: No way man.

Speed: *smiles*

TBC.........
 
Awwww Speedy didn't drink it...he just thought about..whatever he was thinking about lol. But aww we're back and poor delko he needs some help. "I'll drive through the ocean." Now why can I see that happening? lol. update soon please.
 
:lol: Yup, a happy ending for the happy couple. *nods*

And I'll try to update tomorrow but I have a load of homework to do. :(
 
Aww. that's adorable! Such a cute ending. :D Geni, why do you have homework on summer holidays?? OH! We could go back to canada to get JC!!
 
aww c my missy loves me.... i know ya'l love me too in some way or other. sorry sleep deprived so ya don't mind my weird answers ...... i have coffee
 
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