You know, I think y'all deserve an update. You've been so patient and I've been so..Tardy? :lol: I don't know the word I was looking for.
Miami...Vice.
[Hummerhome]
Horatio: Alright people, welcome back. I've decided to extend our little vacation so I don't want anyone to think about crime labs or investigations.
Delko: What about the plants in front of the crime lab?
Horatio: Why would you be thinking about plants?
Delko: They're pretty.
Speed: They're an eyesore.
Delko: You wouldn't know. You don't look at them.
Speed: That's all I can see when I go into work.
Delko: Have you ever stopped to smell the roses?
Speed: I can't stop to smell them. I have cases to investigate and besides, those plants have thorns on them.
Delko: Thorns are there to protect the flower. Its like your attitude. A bunch of thorns.
Speed: I do not have an attitude.
Horatio: *rubs eyes* Okay gentlemen...When I said no more crime labs I meant the plants in front of it too.
Delko: Can we talk about the stucco?
Speed: Eric, the lab is not made out of stucco.
Delko: Exactly. I wanted to talk about stucco.
Speed: Why?
Delko: It's prickly.
Katie: Just like Timmy's face. *strokes Speed's stubble*
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: Fine. I get it, we're not playing that game.
Speed: Eric, stucco is not prickly.
Delko: It is to me. It's great when I have an itchy back.
Speed: You don't even go near stucco.
Delko: At crime scenes I do.
Horatio: They don't listen. It's in one ear and out the other. *turns key*
Delko: Oh hey you know what's fun?
Speed: What.
Delko: JC's here!
Horatio: What? Where?
Delko: She's outside! She's running with her luggage!
Missy: STOP THE HUMMERHOME!
Horatio: *turns key* Where is she?
Missy: Did you run her over?
Horatio: I couldn't have run her over. She was at the back.
JC: *runs in* WHOA you guys were on the move!
Horatio: Welcome back.
JC: Thanks. *sits* Where are we off to?
Missy: Ew.
JC: What?
Missy: You have a Canadian accent.
JC: So do you.
Missy: Mine's been americanized.
JC: ...So?
Missy: I don't know.
Calleigh: Can we go now? When this thing isn't moving, it gets hot in here.
Horatio: Turn on the AC.
Calleigh: I did.
Horatio: So open the little flaps.
Calleigh: They're already open.
Horatio: Point them near you.
Calleigh: I did.
Horatio: Then you're not doing something right.
Calleigh: What else is there to do?
Horatio: I don't know. Turn it to maximum.
Calleigh: It's already on maximum. There's no air.
Speed: Hey guys?
Calleigh/Horatio: What!
Speed: ...You have to um, turn on the engine first.
Horatio: *looks down* ...Well I'll be. *turns key*
[AC system blares]
Calleigh: I'M DROWNING!
Horatio: In air?
Calleigh: *turns down AC* Whew that's better.
Horatio: Everyone okay now?
Delko: Hey turn some of that AC this way.
Calleigh: No. All for me.
Delko: That's not fair.
Calleigh: Life isn't fair.
Delko: Neither are you. Turn it this way.
Calleigh: Make me.
Delko: Fine. *grabs buttons*
Calleigh: NO DON'T TOUCH! *slaps Delko*
Speed: Anyone have popcorn?
JC: There's beer in the fridge.
Speed: Oh no way. I don't touch that stuff anymore.
Katie: Why not?
Delko: *fighting for buttons* I heard he got hammered at a bar near Dayton.
Calleigh: HANDS OFF! *scratches Delko*
Delko: OW! Wow hey are those manicured?
Calleigh: French tips.
Delko: Did you get that done at Alma's? Because she does a great job.
Calleigh: I went to Beatrice's.
Delko: A miss B. She's great but she's no Alma.
Calleigh: Tell me about it. I chipped my middle finger right after it was finished.
Delko: What did you do?
Calleigh: My hand got itchy.
Katie: You got hammered?
Speed: Well not...In those words exactly.
Katie: Did you break the law?
Speed: I sure hope not.
Katie: You don't remember?
Speed: I was 'hammered'.
Katie: Does anyone know what he did?
Delko: *lifts hand* Pick me! Pick me!
Speed: Don't pick him.
Katie: I pick...Delko.
Delko: Okay well I was talking to Tripp before we left and he told me that Speed was singing the Cops theme and then he was screaming because he didn't want to leave the bar and he hit a plate glass window and then he was crying and he was on the floor and he was screaming something about how he missed you and that Horatio took you away.
Katie: ...*nods slowly*
Speed: *covers eyes*
Katie: You really did all those things?
Speed: I'm not sure Tripp should have told Eric about the Cops theme but yeah I suppose.
Katie: Aww that's so sweet. You crying like that about little o'l me. That's very sweet.
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: Oh come on Tim. Stop being such a sour puss.
Speed: I don't control what I do while I'm drunk.
Katie: But you're so sweet when you're drunk.
Delko: I heard he put up a fight.
Katie: ..You did?
Speed: I...*sigh* I have no idea.
Katie: Aw but it's very sweet that you missed me.
Speed: Why do you think I was at the bar in the first place?
Horatio: *honks horn* MOVE THE TRAFFIC!
Calleigh: They're not going to move just because you're honking at them.
Horatio: Oh yeah? *turns on sirens*
Calleigh: They're not going to move because the lights are flashing.
Horatio: It's making noise too right?
Speed: Actually I think that's only in here.
Horatio: Who put the siren in wrong?
Speed: Whoever put it in orignally.
Horatio: *rubs chin* Hmmm...That doesn't seem like something I would do.
Calleigh: Well did you put the siren in?
Horatio: I thought I did.
Calleigh: Well you did it wrong.
Horatio: *turns off siren* MOVE THE TRAFFIC! *honks horn*
Speed: What kind of horn is that? It sounds like my grandma choking on her teeth.
Horatio: It sounds fine.
Katie: Aw Tim you're so sweet.
Speed: I just insulted my grandma. May she rest in peace.
Katie: She's dead?
Speed: No but she has loud neighbors and she likes her four o'clock nap.
TBC.........
