CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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OMG good thing my mom was listening to her discman although I am pretty sure the roomate herd me laughing my ass off at ur updates geni.... I love the line from empire records I laughed the loudest there and almost fell off the chair .... and I was laughing so hard by the time I hit the part where speed and katie went to the store and he proposed to her again.... it was so sweet. Geez wish my dad was like that ... just tell me to take his truck .... come on I'm a good driver lol. I so can't wait for more *screams in pain while getting ribs taped* lol.... i split the ribs again lol
 
Oh. My. Gosh. That thing with H's one liners was the absolute funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life...now everytime I watch a repeat or a DVD I'm gonna think of that :lol:

Speed: My life has reached it's pinnacle.

Delko: ....Joe's letting you close the store tonight?
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HA! HECK YES HE IS! WOOO GO LUCAS! *a-hem* I mean, he most certainly is. And Lucas is rather good too...*darty eyes*

Awww, Speedy and Katie got back together...well, like they were going to stay apart for long ;)

*rolls on floor laughing and clutching ribs* Come on JC, lets go get our ribs put back together...

please update soon
 
i totally had to run off and watch empire records after i read that and ya the one liners had me laughing my toushy off too. *joins carly to have ribs put back together* .... whoeeee laughing so am crying lol
 
omg........You just had to challenge my laugh factor. I have never laughed so hard in my life. JC, Carly, can I get some of that tape please? lol

Update soon.
 
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:lol: :lol: that chapter had me laughing so hard that I woke my sister up. She came into my room, told me to shut up, and went back to bed :lol:

Lori vs. Stetler was awsome. She is so just like her daddy.

Yay for Speed and Katie getting back together. It's about time :lol: Man, it's like he's drunk or high... only not.

Great updates Geni!
 
Some Excuse

Lounge, 2 hours later

Katie: *grabs remote* JEOPARDY!

Speed: *angry sigh*

Carly: Can we not watch this?

Jess: MARK MAGUIRE!

Anni: MANHATTAN!

Jess: RAINBOWS!

Anni: I'D LIKE TO BUY AN A!

Katie: Wrong show.

Anni: Sorry.

Carly: *covers mouth, runs out*

Anni: ....Was it something I said?

Speed: *leaves*

Katie: HEY!

Jess: Sorry, the remote's mine now.

Katie: *lunges at Jess*

Woman's washroom

Carly: *turns on sink*

Speed: Hey, you okay?

Carly: *frowning* You're not allowed in here.

Speed: This isn't highschool.

Carly: *angry sigh*

Speed: You tell Josh?

Carly: I'm just not feeling well, Tim.

Speed: Sure.

Carly: *sigh* He already knows. How did y-

Speed: I've had at least three kids.

Carly: At least?

Speed: *tilts head*

Carly: Josh is so happy about it.

Speed: You aren't.

Carly: Maybe, I don't know, I just...I just feel...UGH.

Speed: Great adjective.

Carly: Shut up.

Speed: Maybe you should just talk to him about it. I'm sure he'll understand.

Carly: Yeah okay sounds great. "Hey Josh, I'm going by a clinic after work and when I get back our lives will be back to normal."

Speed: *frowns*

Carly: I don't want to do this.

Speed: So murder's the answer.

Carly: I don't know. Everything's just screwed up.

Speed: How long have you known?

Carly: A couple of months. And I've been feeling sick every single day, and it hasn't gone away and I'm tired, and my feet hurt and Josh has been hounding me, and I have to work a double for the next two weeks and we just don't have enough funds for this.

Speed: I just don't think murder is the answer.

Carly: What else do you want me to do? I have no other options. I'm not ready for this.

Speed: Carly you need to think about this.

Carly: I've already thought about it. And look, I know that you have a big problem with this but you know what? I'm not married to you so it's not any of your business.

Speed: That kid is my flesh and blood so it is my business.

Carly: So what are you going to do? Beat me? I'm not Katie. *opens door*

Speed: *slams door shut* Please think about this a little more.

Carly: So what if I choose this?

Speed: Then I can't really do anything about it.

Carly: Yeah well I'll probably spend the rest of my life in Speedle exile and end up getting packages of hand cream in the divorce.

Speed: *blank stare*

Carly: What? I didn't mean you, I meant Josh.

Speed: No, no go back for a second.

Carly: ...Hand cream?

Speed: *lets go of door*

Carly: ...You going to tell me what you're thinking?

Speed: Thanks sis. *kisses Carly's cheek, runs out*

Carly: ...You're welcome?

TBC............
 
Ok this maybe just me coming off of my hyperness high I had a little while ago but...I'm confused. What does hand cream..WAIT! Holly, hand cream, Anthrax...am I on the right track here or am I still hyper and I have no clue what i'm saying?

But awww poor Carly. I think she needs to talk thing over with Josh before she goes and does anything. SHe doesn't want to go and do something that she'll regret later. I also think that there's more to it then having the "Funds" to have a baby. I don't think anybody really has enough money to have kids. Well except famous people but they don't matter right now. Anyways great update Geni!
 
*huggies for Katie* You're on the right track. :D

Your Response Will Always Be

Trace Lab, five hours later

Delko: *walks in*

Speed: *pulls paper out of printer*

Delko: Hey Carly said you ran off...And that you kissed her.

Speed: *reading paper* Hand cream from Josh's house contains small amounts of DHMO and Anthrax.

Delko: You serious?

Speed: No. I made it up. More fun that way to screw with people.

Delko: So Josh slipped her Anthrax?

Speed: No. The stuff came from New York. It was shipped from Josh's old place of employment.

Delko: Right, the beauty salon. *laughs* That's when he was gay. Man you could have turned out like him.

Speed: I gotta go.

Delko: Where? I'll come with you.

Speed: New York.

Delko: Uh...Random.

Speed: If we're going to find out who dosed the stuff, we're going to need more than psychic powers.

Delko: You have psychic powers?

Speed: I'm taking Carly with me.

Delko: Why?

Speed: Because she outranks you.

Delko: ....So that means you don't have anyone to order around. That's not in your best interest.

Speed: *takes off lab coat* See you later.

Delko: You're going now?

Speed: Can't solve the crime if I don't.

Delko: Wait, hold on. You can't just get on a plane and start accusing people of murder. It's not your jurisdiction.

Speed: *leaves*

Delko: I liked him better when he was loopy.

TBC.............
 
Ohhh look at Speedy all taken charge and and and ohhh New York. Why do I have this feeling that its going to be bad? All of his daddy's mob friends are gone right? And let's just hope he doesn't run into Lindsay any time soon. lol.

And may I just take a moment to say thank the lord Timmy boy didn't end up like Josh used to be? *sighs* Thank the lord. lol.

But aww he's taking Carly stupid memory loss. lol Update soon please.
 
*GASP* I would never! Ah, I'm afraid I have to agree with Speed on this one...and I'm a jerk. Speeds right about the whole baby thing...
Carly: Yeah okay sounds great. "Hey Josh, I'm going by a clinic after work and when I get back our lives will be back to normal."
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*smacks RT me over the head* HELLO?! what on earth am I/you thinking?...hopefully I won't actually go through with it *looks at Geni with puppy dog eyes*

Oh! I swear, when Speedy said Hand Cream, I thought Joshie did it :eek: Thank goodness he didn't, but the hand cream came back to bite everyone...

And why is Speedy taking me to New York..is there some sort of reason?...*looks around* *tumbleweed* Or am I just reading waaay too much into it?

please update soon
 
:lol: Aw, poor Carly. *huggles*

Never Will I Break

New York, two days later

Street

Carly: Remind me again why you brought me?

Speed: *looking down at phone, walking*

Carly: *rolls eyes* Did you even tell Katie you left?

Speed: *pressing buttons on phone*

Carly: You didn't talk to me on the plane either.

Speed: *looks around*

Carly: Are you mad at me?

Speed: *opens hotel door*

Carly: ...

Speed: *staring at Carly*

Carly: *walks in*

Speed: *follows*

Upstairs, hotel room

Carly: *walks in* So why am I in here?

Speed: *pulls out handcuffs*

Carly: *lifts brow*

Speed: Get on the bed.

Carly: ...

Speed: *staring at Carly*

Carly: You mind telling me why?

Speed: ...

Carly: Fine. *sits on bed*

Speed: *cuffs Carly to bed post*

Carly: *yanks arm* What are you doing?

Speed: *leaves*

Carly: ...Son of a...Ergh.

Beauty parlor

Speed: *walks in*

Man: Excuse me sir, you can't be back there.

Speed: *lifts badge*

Man: Sir? Sir! *runs*

Back room

Speed: *turns around* Where's your hand cream.

Man: I beg your pardon.

Speed: You heard me.

Man: Don't you coppers need warrants?

Speed: I'm not taking the cream, I want a sample.

Man: If you wanted a sample, I could give you one for free.

Speed: Not to try. To analyze.

Man: *flails* You can't just come in here and take our products and test them.

Speed: Get your hands out of my face.

Man: *smiles* Oooh he's the strong silent type. I like that.

Speed: Your hand cream killed my daughter.

Man: ...How is that possible? We don't contaminate our products.

Speed: Someone did.

Man: That's not possible. I make the hand cream here myself.

Speed: Where are the products you use to make it?

Man: Upstairs.

Speed: Show me.

Man: I can't. The door lock is jammed.

Speed: *walks upstairs*

Man: Sir! Sir you c-

Speed: *kicks door in*

Man: *runs upstairs* You just broke a 1500 dollar door.

Speed: *looks around*

Man: ..Oh dear! All of my products have been stolen!

Speed: *looks at Man* Convenient.

Man: I didn't have anything to do with it.

Speed: How long has your door been jammed?

Man: A month.

Speed: So no one has been able to buy anything for two months.

Man: We're losing a lot of money because of it.

Speed: So the infected packages haven't been sold.

Man: No. I didn't even know the other packages were infected.

Speed: Sure you didn't.

Man: Well okay mister police officer man, if the door has been jammed, how did someone get in and steal it all?

Speed: *walks over to window*

Man: *follows*

Speed: This window's open.

Man: The products have to breathe.

Speed: *points to window* You see that?

Man: Yes.

Speed: That's a fingerprint.

Man: Oh my.

Speed: I'm going to need your fingerprints and everyone else's in the store.

Man: That's not possible. You're going to need a warrant.

Speed: I don't have time for that.

Man: Then you're going to have to make time.

Speed: *shoves man against wall*

Man: AH!

Speed: Your product killed my little girl so get me those prints or I'm going to rip everyone's fingers off.

Man: *wide-eyed* Of c-course. I'll go talk to them right now.

Speed: *lets go*

Man: *runs away*

Speed: *glares*

Hotel room, couple hours later

Carly: *grabs hairpin, sticks it in cuffs* Okay this better work. All my years as a CSI can't go wasted...Granted CSIs weren't trained to break into things but I'm talking to myself so this will probably stop that from happening again.

Cuffs fall off Carly's wrists

Carly: YES!

Speed: *walks in*

Carly: I got out of the cuffs.

Speed: Good.

Carly: ...Good? I thought you were going to pull an Africa on me.

Speed: I did that so you wouldn't leave.

Carly: Yeah and terminate my pregnancy? I'm not THAT stupid.

Speed: So you thought about it.

Carly: I did. Cuffing me to the bed was lame, but I couldn't go anywhere so I had time to think.

Speed: Sorry about that.

Carly: It's okay. So you look pretty beat.

Speed: I went to the beauty salon where they sold the cream.

Carly: Great so you caught the person who did it?

Speed: Someone stole all of it. *throws gun onto bed*

Carly: Oh...I'm sorry.

Speed: Yeah.

Carly: Well you can find out who took it, right?

Speed: I don't exactly have a crime lab.

Carly: Call NY homicide.

Speed: I'll do that in the morning.

Carly: I'm sorry Tim. *hugs Speed*

Speed: *blank stare*

Carly: *lets go* You okay?

Speed: No.

Carly: You want to talk about it?

Speed: ....I couldn't protect her.

Carly: There was nothing you could have done.

Speed: Why does this keep happening? Why my family?

Carly: ...I don't know. I mean, you still have Lori.

Speed: I've already lost her once. What makes you think it won't happen again?

Carly: Tim you have to stop thinking like this. What happened before was terrible but you have to move on.

Speed: Why.

Carly: Because you're going to kill yourself with this. You need to stop.

Speed: No. I don't.

Carly: Tim, stop. You need to let this go.

Speed: Why.

Carly: It isn't going to bring Holly back, or anyone else.

Speed: It'll put a killer behind bars.

Carly: So? Another guy gets to go to another jail and serve another sentence and all the while you're still going to feel exactly the same as when you started.

Speed: I just want five minutes alone with whoever did it.

Carly: I'm sure thousands of parents have said the same thing.

Speed: *angry sigh*

Carly: Pass the case onto New York Homicide and go home.

Speed: I need to do something.

Carly: So go to her funeral. Be with your family. Carry on with your life.

Speed: *frowns* No. I'm going to find this bastard. *leaves*

Carly: *sigh*

TBC.............
 
Ok, I am all for Speed taking a breather and relaxing and not getting himself all worked up but holy heckness did you see him shove that guy against the wall? I am all for him getting five minutes alone with him. *looks around* What can I say I like angry Speedle. I mean this is coming from the girl who doesn't call the axe man nightmares...nightmares. lol. I'm weird I can't help it.

And ohhh lucky Carly got hand cuffed to the bed. Granted it wasn't for other reasons but hey handcuffs are handcuffs. lol.

But heck yes Timmy boy you go get that killer *hugs* Update soon please.
 
:lol: HA! Axe man dreams are cool and you admitted it. :D

Will You Be There

Two days later, NY crime lab

Danny: Mac said you had somethin' for me, Miami?

Speed: *hands over paper* Fingerprints from everyone at a beauty salon downtown. Compare them with prints taken from a broken window.

Danny: Regarding what case?

Speed: Murder in Miami.

Danny: Yeah I got that part. Murder of who?

Speed: It doesn't matter.

Danny: Alright I'll compare right now. *looks through magnifying glass*

Speed: *crosses arms*

Danny: It'll take a while.

Speed: I'll wait.

Danny: Can't argue with you.

Speed: *looks around*

Danny: *smiles* So you uh...Up on the new technology at your lab?

Speed: Why.

Danny: Just wondering.

Speed: If you start to compare labs, I'll start to break fingers.

Danny: *laughs*

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Danny: Whoa, we got a winner.

Speed: Who?

Danny: *looks down at paper* Wallace Durham.

Speed: That's the owner.

Danny: Yeah well he's the one who broke in.

Speed: Who breaks in to steal their own products?

Danny: This guy.

Speed: Funny.

Danny: Lighten up, Miami we'll get him.

Speed: Yeah.

Danny: I'll go talk to him in interview.

Speed: Sure.

Danny: Okay. *leaves*

Speed: *frowns*

Interrogation room, one hour later

Danny: So. Your prints were on the window you said you never touched. Funny how that blew up in your face.

Wallace: I've touched the window. I work there.

Danny: So you're the only one with access to the cream.

Wallace: Yeah, so?

Danny: So you're the only one who could have 'stolen' it.

Wallace: Why would I steal my own products?

Danny: I don't know, to sell on the black market and poison people maybe. Or maybe you figured you'd get caught and destroyed the evidence and then get the insurance money.

Wallace: That's ridiculous.

Danny: Come on, you sold the stuff to Florida.

Wallace: Yes.

Danny: Did you make that batch?

Wallace: Yes.

Danny: Were you the only one who made it?

Wallace: Yes.

Danny: And you're the only one with access to it. No one else.

Wallace: Yes.

Danny: Case closed. You get 25 to life.

Wallace: What FOR?

Danny: Murder. Your cream killed a nine year old girl.

Wallace: It could never kill. I made it to make the public sick for a bit, not kill them. America is a company and that company has to be destroyed.

Danny: That little girl wasn't America. She was just a little girl. She was innocent.

Wallace: Then my message will get across even more now.

Danny: Yeah, we'll see. *leaves*

Behind glass

Danny: *walks in* We got him.

Speed: *glaring*

Danny: We can have him down to Florida by tomorrow.

Speed: I'll take him myself.

Danny: You don't have a county vehicle.

Speed: Mind if I borrow one?

Danny: ...Sure.

Speed: Thanks. *leaves*

Van, 2 hours later, highway

Carly: Okay so what are we doing?

Speed: *driving*

Carly: ...The killer's back there?

Speed: Mhm.

Carly: So we're driving back to Miami.

Speed: Yeah.

Carly: With the murderer.

Speed: *watching the road*

Carly: ...Tim..With the murderer.

Speed: *turns wheel*

Van parks in a forest area

Carly: Tim...What are you doing?

Speed: *gets out of van*

Carly: Tim! *gets out of van*

Speed: *pulls Wallace out of van*

Wallace: *falls* Hey man if you gotta take a leak, you can leave me in the van.

Speed: *grabs large pole from back of van*

Wallace: What are you doin'?

Speed: *lifts pole*

Carly: *watches*

Speed: *smacks Wallace*

Wallace: AH! HEY MAN KNOCK IT OFF!

Speed: *hitting Wallace*

Wallace: AH! AH!

Carly: ...

Speed: *beating Wallace* YOU KILLED HER! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Wallace: *screaming*

Speed: *beating him*

Carly: *runs to side of van, covers ears*

Speed: *still beating him*

Few minutes later

Speed: *throws pole onto ground*

Carly: ...*uncovers ears* ...Tim? *walks around to the back of the van*

Speed: *staring at dead body*

Carly: ...

Speed: ...

Carly: ...You killed him.

Speed: *staring at body*

Carly: We need to hide the evidence.

Speed: ....

Carly: Tim, come on help me grab him.

Speed: ...How?

Carly: Well come on we're CSIs. We should be able to find out.

Speed: ...*sits on grass*

Carly: *runs over* Tim, get up we need to get rid of him.

Speed: *staring at the ground*

Carly: Tim...Tim look at me.

Speed: *looks at Carly*

Carly: We need to hide the body. You understand me? No one can find him. If it comes back to us, we'll just say that he escaped and we couldn't find him.

Speed: *looks at body*

Carly: Tim?

Speed: You were right...

Carly: Right about what?

Speed: ...I don't feel any better.

TBC..............
 
....Awwww *huggles Timmy* I know he just killed a man and I should be saying "lock him up he's a murderer" but I can't that was to sad. Poor guy. And he doesn't even feel any better. But aww go Carly willing to hide the evidence and everything. I hope this doesn't come back to bite them in the ass.

HA! Axe man dreams are cool and you admitted it
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Yes. Yes, Katie admitted it. Admitting is the first step to getting over it. lol.
 
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