CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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You Don't Care

Trace Lab, 11 pm

Lori: *walks in slowly* ...Dad? Dad. *walks over* ...DAD...TIM!

Speed: *lifts head* THE TESTS ARE RUNNING!

Lori: *blank stare*

Speed: ...Sorry.

Lori: Were you asleep?

Speed: I was resting my eyes.

Lori: ...Are you ever coming home?

Speed: I don't live there.

Lori: *sits in chair* So you're going to stay here all night.

Speed: I have a lot of work to get done. How did you get here?

Lori: I walked.

Speed: You live a half hour away.

Lori: I was worried about you.

Speed: You don't need to be worried about me.

Lori: *looks around* So what tests were you running?

Speed: *passes over a paper*

Lori: *grabs paper* ...Okay that didn't explain much.

Speed: It's evidence.

Lori: I know it's evidence.

Speed: *nods*

Lori: You need any help?

Speed: You're not a Trace Analyst.

Lori: *grabs pipet*

Speed: *looks at Lori*

Lori: Walk me through it.

Speed: I might as well do it myself.

Lori: You're too tired to do it yourself. You'll end up blowing up the lab.

Speed: That would be Eric's job.

Lori: Live on the wild side for once.

Speed: Oh you don't think I'm cool?

Lori: You lost the 'cool' title as soon as you had kids.

Speed: Funny.

Lori: Alright old man, what now?

Speed: I am not old.

Lori: Oh yeah? Prove it.

Speed: Alright I'll skateboard down the halls.

Lori: *giggles* Sorry I can't see you ever doing that.

Speed: Me neither. It's something Eric would do.

Lori: Don't give him any ideas. Okay SO my crotchety old teacher, what must one do to analyze Trace evidence?

Speed: Well first of all you can wear gloves or you'll contaminate everything.

Lori: *grabs gloves*

Speed: You have to actualy put them on.

Lori: I was getting there. *puts on gloves*

Speed: *looks around*

Lori: Alright what now.

Speed: *smirks*

Lori: What?

Speed: Nothing.

Lori: So you ever comin' home, or are you still with Anni?

Speed: Your mom doesn't need me.

Lori: She doesn't have a memory.

Speed: It's temporary.

Lori: What if I need you? I can't not have a family.

Speed: Since when are you big on family?

Lori: Since now. I finally had one and then....

Speed: Right, I ruined it.

Lori: Daddy you are a good man. You just...You keep hurtin' us.

Speed: *nods*

Lori: Maybe it's for the best. I don't agree with what you're doing but I understand it. We'll never have a normal apple pie life.

Speed: Yeah.

Lori: Just...Don't drift too far away. *stands, leaves*

Speed: *stares at door*

TBC................
 
Awww I love father daughter moments with Speed and Lori there sooo...so...I dunno there just cute. And the last couple of lines there was the cutest.

And oh heavens no please don't give Eric any ideas. That's just a disaster waiting to happen. lol.

Lori: What if I need you? I can't not have a family.
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Awww poor thing. Its true. She had a family once and then she taken away when she was a little kid and now her mother has no memory and her father is never there because her parents are divorced. Poor thing I just wanna...rewind time and give her a cup to hold with both hands and throw some cheez its at her. lol.

Beautifully written chapter there, Geni. Update soon please!
 
Hee, thanks. :)

And I loved Lori when she was teeny tiny and had to hold the cup with both hands. :( What a cutie pie.

Lab, next day

Carly: *walks over* Got the DNA results back on the fingernail.

Horatio: And?

Carly: They don't match Kristin but they DO match someone in the system.

Horatio: Who?

Carly: Tammy Wheeler. She was popped back in '03 for a B&E.

Horatio: You track her down?

Carly: She's in interrogation right now.

Horatio: Okay, take care of it.

Carly: No problem. *leaves*

Horatio: Eric.

Delko: *walks over* Speed just got the trace back on the stuff from Katie's house. None of it was a match. Not even close.

Horatio: So she got it somewhere else.

Delko: Looks like it. We're O for two.

Calleigh: *walks up* I opened the safe that the club manager was using and found over fifty thousand dollars in there, plus the clientel list. His prints were on it, and another set.

Horatio: AFIS?

Calleigh: *smiles* Great minds, running as we speak.

Horatio: Okay, check the clientel list and track down any staff members that didn't show up after all hell broke loose.

Calleigh: You got it.

Interrogation

Carly: *sits in chair* Miss Wheeler, have you ever been to Orlando?

Tammy: *lifts brow* Sure.

Carly: Our files say that you work at a strip club.

Tammy: Pays the bills.

Carly: You ever wear fake nails?

Tammy: All the time.

Carly: Put out your hands please.

Tammy: Why?

Carly: *takes out flashlight* It's just standard procedure.

Tammy: For talking to me?

Carly: For processing evidence.

Tammy: *puts hands out*

Carly: *shines flashlight*

Tammy: What are you looking for?

Carly: Fungus.

Tammy: Why?

Carly: *grabs swab* You ever been to the Kennedy Space Centre?

Tammy: Uh, random. Yeah, why?

Carly: Because the fungus on your nails puts you there.

Tammy: So?

Carly: So a murder happened. I'm going to need to take your nails.

Tammy: Fine, but I didn't kill anyone.

Carly: Miss, *leans forward* That's what everyone tells us.

Tammy: *frowns*

Carly: Sit tight, I'll be back. *leaves*

Halls

Carly: *walking*

Josh: Carly! *runs over*

Carly: *smiles* Hey what are you doing here?

Josh: Just wondering how my favorite CSI is doing.

Carly: I'm fine.

Josh: Good. You know, you never touched the hand cream I had shipped for you.

Carly: I'm just not big on creams.

Josh: You know how damaged and cracked your skin can get in this sun?

Carly: *stops walking* Are you saying my skin is cracked?

Josh: What? No. No, of course not. You're radiant, you're beautiful, you're a goddess. It's just that in this heat, the UV rays alone could ruin a perfect complexion.

Carly: You came all the way down here to talk about my skin.

Josh: Well, that and the fact that I stumbled upon something in our garbage at home. Something you need to tell me?

Carly: No.

Josh: *follows* Carly, this is a good thing.

Carly: I have to get back to work.

Josh: Are you at least happy about this?

Carly: *sigh* ....Of course I'm happy.

Josh: *smiles* Glad to hear it.

Carly: Now I really have to get back to work.

Josh: *kisses Carly* See you later.

Carly: Bye.

Josh: *walks away*

Carly: ...*sigh*...

TBC..........
 
*GASPAGE* Is Carly pregnant?! But then yet again why hide a pregnancy test in the trash? Yeah its the last place someone would look but obviously Joshie found it and and and..i'm shutting up. lol.

Carly: Miss, *leans forward* That's what everyone tells us.
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Teehee. Go Carly.

And awww Josh still going on about that hand cream. lol. God i'll never forget the first time he was introduced to the RT all gay and running after Eric and lookin for an eyelash curler. Teehee.

And yes Lori was quite the cutie pie. Now she's...well..i'm not going to complement on that because she has her moments. lol. Update soon please.
 
:lol: GAY JOSH! I loved him. :D

I Don't Want To Hear Those Words

Atrium

Kristin: *crosses arms* Horatio. You called me.

Horatio: I did, thank you for coming down.

Kristin: So are you going to arrest me?

Horatio: No not at the present moment.

Kristin: At the present moment? You still don't trust me.

Horatio: Your name was on the top of a clintel list for cocaine buyers. Your boyfriend Rafael was in charge of selling the stuff.

Kristin: So you automatically think I'm involved just because he puts my name on a list?

Horatio: How did you get on the list?

Stetler: Horatio.

Horatio: *looks over*

Stetler: That's enough questions Lieutenant. I think Kristin deserves the benefit of the doubt, don't you?

Horatio: Seargent Stetler this has nothing to do with IAB.

Stetler: Actually I'm here on a different case. Kristin, we need a minute.

Kristin: Sure. Bye Rick.

Stetler: *nods*

Kristin: *leaves*

Horatio: *frowning*

Stetler: Your CSI is working a case where he shouldn't even be sneezing near.

Horatio: You're going to have to clarify which CSI you're talking abo-

Stetler: Speedle. *shakes head* You know, I feel like we keep having this same discussion. It's a conflict of interest take him off the case.

Horatio: The evidence has not been compromised.

Stetler: Of course it hasn't. You conveniently haven't found any. He was the one who searched the house, and he was the one who brought in said evidence. You know how this looks.

Horatio: I don't think I quite understand.

Stetler: He's had a history of violent behavior.

Horatio: Never toward his children.

Stetler: Bet you get them alone in a room and you'll find out the truth.

Horatio: Are you suggesting he had any part in the child's death?

Stetler: I'm not the CSI, you are. Bring in his other kid.

Horatio: Your job isn't done unless you're putting a cop away for murder.

Stetler: Bring the kid in, I want to talk to her.

Horatio: Alright. When she gets a lawyer she's all yours.

Stetler: Interrogation room. Now. *walks away*

Horatio: *puts on shades*

Interrogation room

Stetler: Lori, honey, have a seat.

Lori: *sits*

Stetler: My name's Rick. I work here.

Lori: *stares at Stetler*

Stetler: I wanted to ask you some questions.

Lori: ...

Stetler: How is everything?

Lori: Fine.

Stetler: *reading folder* Your grades at school are slipping.

Lori: It happens.

Stetler: You seem like a very smart young lady. Is there a reason your grades are slipping? Something wrong at home?

Lori: What does this have to do with anything?

Stetler: Please try to answer the questions as truthfully as possible. It's important. Now, how's your home life?

Lori: Fine.

Stetler: Just...Fine. Not incredible, not terrible, just..Fine.

Lori: What do you want me to do? Dance around?

Stetler: Not if your home life was terrible.

Lori: Who says it's terrible?

Stetler: Your father doesn't live with you and your mother anymore.

Lori: Yeah.

Stetler: Why not?

Lori: He divorced my mom.

Stetler: Why?

Lori: None of your business.

Stetler: Has your dad ever gotten angry?

Lori: Of course, everyone has.

Stetler: Has he ever gotten violent?

Lori: ...What do you mean?

Stetler: He ever hurt your mom?

Lori: ...Yes.

Stetler: Yeah, I read about that. In fact I investigated one of the cases a while back.

Lori: Congratulations. You want me to pull a medal out of my ass?

Stetler: Has he ever hurt you?

Lori: In what way?

Stetler: *laughs* Well, it's a pretty straight forward question.

Lori: He's never hurt me physically.

Stetler: You sure?

Lori: I don't usually repeat myself.

Stetler: Well a little birdy told me that a while back when you were just a small thing, he threatened your mom and you. He was drunk at the time.

Lori: You have anything current to base your suspicions on?

Stetler: *flips page of folder* Do you think he's capable of murder?

Lori: Yes.

Stetler: That was a quick answer.

Lori: *frowning*

Stetler: Has he killed anyone?

Lori: In the line of duty.

Stetler: I meant off duty.

Lori: You know what, this game is over. *leaves*

Stetler: *closes folder*

TBC.............
 
Hahah ok I love Rick and I love Lori and you put them together and its just all kinds of awesome. And I swear Lori takes after her father in every aspect. Well except for the whole drunkeness. lol.

Lori: Congratulations. You want me to pull a medal out of my ass?
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Teehee. Oh man that was awesome.

But seriously I swear Rickie poo has a thing for getting Speed in trouble. I swear everytime something happens he just pops up. Just like Miami except for Horatio its Speed. lol. God love it. Update soon please.
 
*GASPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!* Am I preganant?...woah, ok, that sounded really weird when I was typing it :lol:...ah, I love Gay Josh with his hand cream...everytime I see or hear hand cream, all I think is "JOSH!" when he used to chase Delko around...luckily he's not actually gay though ;) Hee.

Awww, little Lori is so cute...I remember the days when Katie used to make her hold the cup with both hands and eat cheez-its like they were candy...wait, that didn't make much sense...oh well...

Well, drunk Lori is just as fun as Drunk Katie...until, you know, the guns and threats and stuff...

and YAY! The return of Ricky the Racoon...ah, Rick, how can he seriously think that Speedy would do that? tsk tsk tsk Rick..

anyways, please update soon
 
:lol: :lol: Carly, you're so awesome.

Kicking In Your Door

Crime scene

Tripp: Horatio, we've got three layovers. Let the night shift take over this one.

Horatio: I can take this one Frank.

Tripp: You sure?

Horatio: I've never been more sure of anything *puts on shades* In my life.

Music starts to play in the background

Tripp: Where is that music coming from?

Horatio: It stopped when you started talking.

Tripp: So what now?

Horatio: Now?

Tripp: Yeah, now.

Horatio: We *takes off shades* Are looking for a pro.

Music starts to play

Tripp: ...We are? The victim's a vandalized fire hydrant.

Horatio: That's what happens *puts on shades* When worlds collide.

Music starts to play

Anni: *walks over* Hey I heard you have three layovers. I didn't know we had it in us.

Tripp: I'm surprised there aren't dead bodies all over Miami. We're going to go nuts.

Horatio: Yes Frank, *puts on shades* A dead body can have that effect on you.

Music starts to play

Anni: Oh cool do that again. It keeps stopping when we talk.

Tripp: The music's getting a little repetitive.

Horatio: *takes off shades* But it's only gonna lead us to one.

Music starts to play

Anni: *jumping up and down* Do it again! Do it again!

Tripp: I'll beat him. I will.

Anni: You might kill him. You don't know your own strength.

Horatio: Well he's about *puts on shades* To know ours.

Music starts to play

Anni: Here, I'll help you start processing. I haven't done anything all day.

Horatio: Yep. Our good samaritan, *takes off shades* Just became a murderer.

Music starts to play

Tripp: Can you cut that out? I keep getting repetitive screaming in my ear.

Anni: It's like someone's screaming because Horatio's words are so terrifying.

Horatio: They never listen.

Music starts to play

Tripp: Listen to what? You haven't said anything relevant to the case. Can someone shut him up?

Horatio: And that somebody, *puts on shades* Just got our attention.

Music starts to play

Anni: *sigh* Okay it's getting a little old.

Tripp: I'm getting a little old. For this crap.

Anni: I hear ya.

Horatio: So priority number one, *takes off shades* is for us to find the murder scene.

Music starts to play

Tripp: We're already AT the murder scene!

Horatio: And that, *takes off shades* That is gonna be the challenge.

Music starts to play

Anni: That's a challenge? Since when? We're already here. OH I KNOW! PICK ME! Okay. A shark ate the vic.

Horatio: So we have a different kind of shark. *puts on shades* The human kind.

Music starts to play

Tripp: Anni, stop eggin' him on.

Anni: Hee. LOOK AT THE STILLETOS!

Horatio: So our victim was on *takes off shades* One killer date.

Music starts to play

Tripp: *rolls eyes*

Anni: He's like a broken record, this is awesome. Okay next one. I THINK THE DEATH WAS AN ACCIDENT! ACCIDENTS HAPPEN RIGHT?

Horatio: That is true, and so *puts on shades* So does murder.

Music starts to play

Tripp: We're going to need more luck on this case than Horatio and his damn shades.

Horatio: Thank you Tripp, *takes off shades* We're gonna need it.

Music starts to play

Tripp: KNOCK IT OFF!

Anni: Okay fine, we'll stop. Okay. So I think the killer left behind evidence.

Horatio: It means he doesn't understand how evidence works but you know what, *puts on shades* He will.

Music starts to play

Tripp: I quit.

Anni: The vic's moving.

Horatio: She's still alive.

Music starts to play

Tripp: *hands over badge* Enough.

Horatio: I am gonna find *takes off shades* The one that got away.

Music starts to play

Tripp: *throws gun onto ground* I've had it. See you later. I'm moving to the Amazon.

Horatio: We're goin' to Brazil.

Music starts to play

Anni: Okay let's just get back to the case. I think our alive victim who was eaten by the shark, who is actually a fire hydrant, was really hit by a car.

Horatio: Our hit and run, *puts on shades* Just became a murder.

Music starts to play

Horatio: And that, *takes off shades* Is what we focus on.

Music starts to play

Anni: The hydrant's rolling away.

Horatio: Rescue! Get me rescue right now!

Music starts to play

Anni: I think someone shot at it too.

Horatio: Number one, with a bullet.

Music starts to play

Tripp: NO ONE SHOT THE HYDRANT! NO ONE DID ANYTHING! IT'S NOT EVEN A CRIME SCENE!

Horatio: They hit one of us, *puts on shades* They hit us all.

Music starts to play

Anni: You mean, the hydrant is a cop?

Horatio: Nope. I mean *takes off shades* Murder.

Music starts to play

Tripp: ...The hydrant IS murder.

Horatio: I think, that you are a man....

Anni: *lifts brow*

Tripp: ...

Horatio: In search of a story.

Music starts to play

Tripp: STOP! STOP TALKING! DON'T MOVE YOUR MOUTH! *takes shades, snaps them in half, stomps on them, and runs off screaming like a little girl*

Horatio: ...

Anni: ....

Horatio: You know what they say Anni, *puts on shades* Speed kills.

Music starts to play

TBC...............
 
Oh my god. That was the funniest thing I have ever read in my life. I think you used every single one liner he's ever used. lol.

Tripp: *throws gun onto ground* I've had it. See you later. I'm moving to the Amazon.

Horatio: We're goin' to Brazil.
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*gasp* You forgot the oober super dooper CSI: Miami plane graphic in his sunglasses. lol.

And heck yes go Frank! He broke H man's glasses. But oh no another pair reappeared he really is jesus. lol. Update soon please.
 
:lol: Hee.

Needing Your Grace

6 pm, Katie's house

Katie: What did that IAB guy say?

Lori: A bunch of stuff about dad.

Katie: Did you say anything?

Lori: No. He never did anything wrong. I think they're just out to get everyone.

Katie: Probably.

Lori: Did you know dad's coming over?

Katie: ...No. Why?

Lori: Well I told him you have a lot of your memory back.

Katie: So why's he coming over?

Lori: ...Are you worried or something?

Katie: No. No, not at all.

Lori: *lifts brow* You freak me out.

Katie: Thank you.

Doorbell rings

Katie: *screams*

Lori: Will you relax, geez. *runs over to door, opens it*

Speed: Hey.

Lori: Hey come on in.

Speed: *walks in*

Katie: You didn't hear a sceam. I didn't scream. Lori screamed. She's a very loud person.

Speed: ...What?

Katie: Nothing. So why are you here?

Speed: I'm not allowed to visit?

Katie: Well, I mean yeah you are but since I said I love you, and you said I love you, and we both love each other and we're not together and I'm getting all fluttery because that shirt is VERY pretty and everything and then you know, Lori's all alone in this parentless world and I'm rambling because you're smirking and is it really hot in here or is it just me? *tugs on collar*

Speed: ...Come on.

Katie: What? Where? Why? How? When? Why is the sky blue? Do I have anything in my teeth? I feel a little bloated. WHO HAS HERPES!

Lori: Just go, mom. *winks*

Katie: YOU TWO HAVE BEEN CONSPIRING AGAINST ME! I DON'T HAVE ALL MY MEMORY BACK YET DON'T DO THIS TO ME! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON OR WHY I'M FREAKING OUT! WHY DOES AFRICA SUDDENLY COME TO MIND!

Speed: *grabs Katie's hand* We're going shopping.

Katie: Why? Are we out of Ketchup?

Speed: You need groceries and on your salary, you can't afford them.

Katie: You don't have to pay for them.

Speed: I am anyway. Come on.

Katie: Fine but we need ketchup. MAKE SURE WE GET KETCHUP!

Lori: And cheez-its?

Katie: That too.

Grocery store

Katie: Don't we need a shopping cart?

Speed: Nope.

Katie: Basket?

Speed: Nah.

Katie: ...So we're going to carry everything with our hands. What if we get ice cream and it drips everywhere? It's going to go to my hips...LITERALLY.

Speed: Come on.

Katie: Why are we going shopping without a cart?

Speed: Move faster.

Katie: I'm trying but there are people in this store. I could bash into all of them but we're not bowling, we're shopping.

Speed: *stops walking*

Katie: Okay where are we?

Speed: Look up there.

Katie: *looks up* ....The ceiling?

Speed: Little futher down.

Katie: ...Rice? We're buying rice?

Speed: The sign. Look at the sign.

Katie: Aisle five. So we're in aisle five, big deal.

Speed: *staring at Katie*

Katie: ...OH MY GOD WE'RE IN AISLE FIVE! OH MY GOD THERE'S MUSTARD EVERYWHERE! OH MY GOD YOU'RE HOLDING A RING, WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A RING!

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: *starts to cry* I am so emotional.

Speed: *stares at Katie*

Katie: *kisses Speed*

TBC............
 
Is it ok if the real me freaks out now? What just happend?! And holy lord we do not need ketchup we need MUSTARD. Mustard! Aisle five its what STARTED IT ALL!. *clears throat* Anyways...I love all hyper and confused me I'm all ramblin and shouting out things..are you sure I don't have touretts or something? Hee. Ok i'm all hyper now. lol. Update soon please!
 
Mustard! Aisle Five! Africa! ...Okay not so much Africa. :lol:

Love Heals Your Heart

Katie's house, 7 pm

Lori: Hey, back so soon?

Speed: *hands over credit card* Go have fun.

Lori: ...You're giving me your credit card?

Speed: Hell, take all of them. *throws wallet* Out. Out. Out.

Lori: Ah! Geez I'm going, I'm going. Can I take the Hummer?

Speed: Go crazy.

Lori: YES! When do you want me back?

Speed: Midnight.

Katie: *kicks Speed*

Speed: Tomorrow.

Lori: ...*lifts brow*

Speed: Out. *pushes Lori outside, slams door*

Katie: *giggles*

Speed: *smirks*

Next day, Lab

Horatio: *places hands on hips* Status.

Carly: Fungal DNA from Tammy Wheeler's hand matches the fungus on the fake nail we found at the space centre. The nails also match.

Horatio: So she was definitely at the crime scene.

Carly: We can place her there, but we can't prove she killed him.

Horatio: Cause of death was strangulation correct?

Carly: Right.

Horatio: So we have to find the murder weapon.

Carly: ...Why didn't we think of that before?

Horatio: Search the suspect's house, car, lockers, anything you can.

Carly: Sure.

Horatio: Thank you.

Delko: *walks over* I've searched everywhere Holly would have been. I even checked the daycare she was at a few months ago.

Horatio: And?

Delko: I was about to send the samples to Trace but Speed hasn't showed up.

Speed: I'M NOT LATE! *runs over, slips, slams into reception desk*

Horatio/Delko: *look down at floor*

Horatio: You okay?

Speed: *makes OK signal* I'm super. *stands*

Delko: I needed to give these samples to you.

Speed: *frowns* I'm not processing that.

Delko: What? Why not?

Speed: *laughs* Just kidding. *punches Delko's arm* Man you fall for everything.

Delko: *rubs arm* Ow.

Horatio: I'll see you gentlemen later. *leaves*

Delko: Dude, what is your problem?

Speed: My life has reached it's pinnacle.

Delko: ....Joe's letting you close the store tonight?

Speed: No not that. Katie and I got back together.

Delko: Great, send me a memo when you two break up again.

Speed: We're not going to break up again. Over my dead body.

Delko: I'm sure she can take care of it.

Speed: She's not going to kill me.

Delko: Right, right just remember to write the memo in pencil so it can be erased.

Speed: We're actually happy. Hell, I'M actually happy.

Delko: Yeah I can tell. You were almost prancing around.

Speed: Correction, I fell down.

Delko: You drunk or something?

Speed: They should SO bottle love. I'd drink it all day.

Delko: ...I'm scared. It's like you're high, but you know exactly what you're saying.

Speed: You know what you need?

Delko: What.

Speed: Money. I forgot to pay you back for giving me money like a billion years ago. *hands over a cheque*

Delko: *looks down at cheque* ...This is 5 000 dollars.

Speed: It was just laying around. I have to go see Anni about some Trace. *runs off*

Delko: ...I feel like we've switched brains.

Layout room

Speed: ANNI!

Anni: What?

Speed: My you look beautiful today.

Anni: Is there a reason you're hitting on me?

Speed: Complimenting you. It seems to fall short in the work place. *hands over folders* Here's the results.

Anni: ...

Speed: Something wrong?

Anni: You. You're all...Happy and...Happy. You get laid or something?

Speed: *laughs* Ah that's a funny joke. VERY FUNNY. *runs off*

Anni: ...I never pictured my IQ dropping while talking to him.

TBC................
 
Delko: ....Joe's letting you close the store tonight?
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Teehee. They were all makin jokes and quoting Empire Records which is weird since Johnny's on the show now and Speed's not..anyways...and then Speedy boy had to go and jinx it!

Over my dead body
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Seriously those words should be banned from being in the same sentence. I'm not kidding. lol.

But aww Speed gave Eric money and and and and holy flippin H man! What was Speed thinking giving Lori the credit cards and the Hummer. She's not going to do anything stupid with it is she?

And hmm....yeah finding the murder weapon would have been a good place to start. lol. And and...I don't know what else to say. lol.
 
:lol: :lol:

My Sweet Sweet Song

Lounge

Katie: *walks in* Hey, has anyone seen Speed?

Calleigh: Uh-

Anni: Well-

Delko: He-

Jess: Here he comes.

Speed: *runs in, slips, smashes into couch* KATIE! OH MY GOD KATIE!

Katie: ...That sounded...Slightly wrong.

Speed: *laying on floor, bursts out laughing*

Anni: Seriously, who dosed his corn flakes?

Jess: I like him this way. He's pleasant.

Speed: YES! THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR!

Katie: You okay?

Speed: GOD YES!

Katie: Again....Sounded wrong.

Delko: *starts laughing*

Speed: *laughing*

Jess: *starts laughing*

Anni: *laughing*

Calleigh: *laughing*

Katie: *starts giggling*

Horatio: *walks in* ...

Carly: *walks in* ...

Horatio: ...Did someone gas the lounge?

Carly: You'd think that would explain everything but this is them.

Horatio: True. *clears throat*

Everyone stops laughing

Horatio: Speed, get off the floor.

Speed: *stands*

Horatio: For God's sake man get a grip over yourself.

Speed: Yes sir.

Horatio: Good. I'll be in my office. *leaves*

Katie: You okay now?

Speed: *clears throat* I'm fine.

Katie: *touches Speed's arm*

Speed: *backs up* Now would not be a good time to do that.

Katie: Why? You'll go crazy again? *winks*

Speed: Ha..Ha ha..*trips over couch*

Anni: TOUCHDOWN!

Katie: I still got it.

Speed: I have to stop falling down.

Delko: Maybe you should get a walker.

Speed: *stands* You, me, outside.

Delko: What?

Speed: I will fight you. I will. Right now.

Delko: YOU'RE ON!

Jess: Oh Eric.

Katie: Tim, don't.

Speed: Okay.

Katie: What?

Speed: What?

Katie: You listened to me.

Speed: ...Huh...That's never happened before.

Katie: TEEHEE! *hugs Speed*

Speed: IN YOUR FACE DELEKTORSKY!

Delko: BITE ME!

Carly: ...Did I miss something?

TBC...........
 
Awww Horatio had to all come in and ruin all the fun. I love crazy Speed he's all..not like Speed. He listened to me? Has that EVER happend before. And ohhhh the real last name card. Teehee. Geni, you always know when to make me laugh. Awesome job.
 
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