CSI:Miami - "Road Trip *puts on shades* Number Nine."

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^ Well the cellphone itself doesn't click, but when you hang up on someone, it's the symbol (and the easiest way to portray) in writing that someone is hanging up the phone. Just easier than writing and Speed closes the phone. ;)

And Gavin wasn't drowning his sorrows--From what's been presented before, he's not a big drinker. :p He was just having one drink. Besides, it's the simplest environment to have two former colleagues meet as they weren't in the lab.

:D



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Hummerhome, 9am

Horatio: *pulls out trumpet*

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Delko: *opens door* Are you seriously playing a trumpet?

Horatio: Time to go.

Delko: Why can't you just drive while we sleep?

Horatio: Eric I will not have arguing on my Hummerhome.

Delko: But we always argue on your Hummerhome.

Horatio: Well I'm sick of it. Now, get everyone out of bed and have some breakfast.

Delko: It's not going to be rice, right?

Horatio: Cous cous.

Delko: IT'S RICE!

Ten minutes later

Anni: I'm tired.

Katie: Me too. Can we go back to bed?

Horatio: No.

Katie: Ah man.

Anni: I have an idea, let's have a napping contest. Everyone likes contests right?

Horatio: No napping contests.

Anni: Well...I was going to let you win.

Delko: *texting*

Katie: Oooooh texting your girlfriend?

Delko: Yeah.

Colton: You have a girlfriend?

Delko: No.

Colton: *frowns*

Lora: Who is she?

Delko: Uh...Jess. Yup.

Katie: I thought she ran off with your kid.

Delko: She did. I don't blame her though, I'm not much of a husband.

Colton: But you're any kind of boyfriend?

Delko: Yup.

Ryan: *grabs phone* Oooh your girlfriend works at the lab.

Delko: *snatches phone* GIVE.

Ryan: What? It's not like I read the name or anything.

Lilly: Oh can we play the 'who is Eric dating' game?

Lora: GOOD IDEA! We can even set up a polygraph.

Ten minutes later

Delko: Was this really necessary?

Lora: Yes. Now. *grabs pen* Is your girlfriend a girl?

Delko: Uh, yeah.

Lora: Oop, he's telling the truth.

Lilly: Is your girlfriend in this Hummerhome?

Delko: No.

Lora: Ah man, he's telling the truth.

Missy: NOOOOOO! *slams fists on table* You betrayer!

Lora: Is your girlfriend blonde?

Delko: ...No.

Lora: LIAR!

Katie: *gasp* I know who it is.

Delko: Of course you know who it is.

Lora: Yes or no questions only.

Delko: *rolls eyes*

Lora: Okay so far we have it's a girl, not in this Hummerhome and she's blonde. OH OH IS IT CALLEIGH!

Delko: Nope.

Lora: LIAR!

Delko: Well that was pretty quick.

Katie: I KNEW IT!

Delko: YOU ALREADY KNEW IT KATIE! GEEZ!

Katie: Ha. I win.

Lora: OOoh so Calleigh huh? What's she like?

Delko: Why, you want to date her?

Ryan: *lifts hand* I want to date her.

Lilly: *slaps Ryan* DUDE.

Ryan: Ow. *rubs arm*

Colton: *eye twitches*

Delko: Sorry man. She picked braun over brains.

Colton: HIIIIIIIIYA! *attacks Eric*

Delko: AHHHH! *falls over*

Colton: *hitting ERic with shoe* YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP! *hitting Eric* HOW COULD YOU MAN!

Delko: SHE CAME ONTO ME!

Colton: NO SHE DIDN'T YOU CALLEIGH STEALING CUBAN CIGAR!

Katie: Oooh dog fight. Bets on who wins. *holds out hat*

Anni: 50 on Colton.

Lora: I don't know, like Eric said, he's the braun. 50 on Eric.

Katie: Man I am gonna be sooo rich.

Horatio: No dog fights in my Hummerhome.

Lora: What about mud fights?

Horatio: Especially mud fights.

Lora: Dang.

TBC.......................
 
OMG... Geni, the best yet! I totally lost it with the cous cous thing...that was just inspiring :lol: And wow, Katie, way to go on keeping a secret. Stetler and Donhinkle ....wonder if those two nitwits made it out of the castle, probably not.

Everything was divine, hilariously divine.


Excellent work Geni!
 
i hav realized i need to get a life. im on this site like 24/7 on the weekends cus i gots school during the week so then its like 7/7 but anyways reading this is totally better than reading a book. u should get this to a publisher or whoever produces books. then there could be a big book signing at like wal-mart in aisle 5. u could sign the book with a yellow pen. that would be sooooo cool. :p
 
Dude, my boyfriend is totally not hitting on Calleigh. I mean in the show, whatever, but here, he's ALL MINE.

More antics! More craziness at the lab! More me wishing I could write a better review and not having the time! Loving it, Geni! :)
 
^^ If this were a book, it would be seriously long. :lol: Although I'm not opposed to the idea, heh. *looks around for potential publishers*

Thanks so much for the lovely compliment. :)

Thanks for the reviews everyone! And er, sorry about the slowness re the sending of the RT threads but RL just smacked me in the head so I'm just trying to grab a minute for myself. :lol: Luckily, I have time to update--which is usually in between doing work, home stuff, dealing with er...People. :lol: Anyway.

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Two weeks later, Hummerhome

Everyone: ...

Horatio: ...I can't believe we just got arrested.

Lora: I can't believe we got bail.

Lilly: Um, who's idea was it to slap those guards who stand...Guard all day?

Lora: *looks down at nails*

Lilly: *frowns*

Horatio: *sigh* Eric is now officially banned from England.

Delko: YES! I'll add it to the map. *grabs sticker*

Katie: I can't believe you peed on the Queen.

Delko: I didn't pee on her, I peed on her statue and in my defense, it was dark and she looked like a urinal.

Anni: THIS WAS SO AWESOME. I love road trips. Okay what are we going to get into next?

Horatio: Hopefully not prison.

Anni: OH LET'S GO TO THE OPERA!

Horatio: Actually that sounds like a good idea.

Anni: YES.

Katie: NO! No please don't take us to the opera.

Lora: ...Did anyone else hear Oprah at first?

Everyone: *lifts hand*

Lora: Thought so. Hey we should wreak havoc on her show. I hear she's taking her set to England.

Delko: But I'm banned.

Lora: Sneak in. It's not like they'll have your picture up.

Delko: And if they do?

Lora: Buy a wig and some shades.

Delko: Only idiots do that.

Lora: Perfect. Who has a spare wig?

Horatio: *reading brochure* Perfect. There's a opera tonight.

Colton: Where do you keep getting those brochures?

Horatio: The glove compartment.

Colton: Is it stacked?

Horatio: Pretty much.

Colton: I should have known.

Horatio: Okay ladies and gentlemen, we need to wear something appropriate to this. That means no jeans, no t-shirts and nothing ripped, stained, smelly or 'experimental'.

Delko: What's the fun in that?

Horatio: Go get dressed.

Anni's room

Anni: *holds up dress* How about this one?

Katie: You actually bought a dress?

Anni: Hey, I am prepared for anything. Don't you have one?

Katie: I don't even own a wedding dress.

Anni: You can borrow mine.

Katie: *frowns* That is wrong on so many levels.

Anni: Yeah you're too fat for it anyway.

Katie: Um excuse me, I'm not fat.

Anni: Compared to me you are.

Katie: I'M NOT FAT!

Anni: Fine. Chubby.

Katie: Just pick a dress.

Anni: *holds up dress* This black one?

Katie: You own a little black dress.

Anni: *smiles* You're dang right I do.

Katie: Don't even tell me what that's for.

Anni: Okay.

Katie: Wear something else.

Anni: Why?

Katie: Because you'll look stupid. Here. *picks up dress* Wear this one.

Anni: ...That looks like a cheese saleswoman's uniform.

Katie: I bet it was some good cheese too.

Anni: I'm not wearing that. Make Eric wear it.

Katie: Pfft, Eric doesn't wear...*tilts head* Nevermind, he probably would.

Colton's room

Delko: *clips on bowtie*

Colton: Dude, get a real tie.

Delko: This is a real tie.

Colton: That's for 6th graders at their second cousin's wedding.

Delko: It's all I brought.

Colton: *buttons up tuxedo*

Delko: *whistles* Look at you, mister Bond.

Colton: *laughs* Hey man at least I have one of these.

Delko: What are you talking about? I'm very saucy.

Colton: *shakes head*

Delko: *grabs hair gel* Besides, I'm all about the hair. *spikes hair*

Colton: Maybe you should use less of that, you might set on fire.

Delko: Nonsense. Only stupid people get set on fire.

Colton: That's exactly why I'm worried about you. Ha, actually it might be kind of funny. At least it'll take away from the boringness that will be the opera.

Delko: Yeah I can't believe Anni talked H into taking us to an opera. You realize how much of a BAD idea that is?

Colton: You're telling me.

Opera house, upper seating area

Delko: BOOORING.

Horatio: Shhh. It hasn't started yet.

Delko: *eating peanuts*

Anni: Where did you get those?

Delko: I found 'em in the parkinglot.

Anni: Ew.

Delko: Want one?

Anni: Sure.

Missy: *sigh* Please tell me there's a giant woman in this or I'm leaving.

Horatio: I'm not sure. You'll have to watch and see.

Missy: Watch and see? All I can see are the tops of people's head and a blinking light down there.

Horatio: It adds mystery.

Missy: I think the light is broken.

Lora: Nope, there is goes.

Missy: How old is this place?

Lora: Be glad is even has running water.

Colton: *looks up* Something's dripping on my head.

Lora: Is it blood?

Colton: *frowns* I'd be a little scared if it was.

Lilly: Might be spit. You ever see those opera singers sing? Yeesh. I feel sorry for the people in the first row.

Horatio: ...I don't think they actually put people in the first row.

Lilly: No wonder why.

Lights dim

Anni: Oh shhh here we go, here we go.

Colton: Yeah we see that.

Horatio: SHHHH.

Ten minutes later, smallish woman singing, very off tune

Katie: *plugging ears*

Anni: *closes one eye*

Colton: *rubbing eyes*

Delko: *throwing peanuts*

Horatio: Eric, stop throwing peanuts.

Delko: Maybe if I land one down her trachea, she'll shut up.

Anni: *giggles*

Katie: *snickers*

Horatio: Girls, quiet.

Five minutes later

Delko: *waving lighter around*

Colton: *picking nose*

Missy: *kicking the back of seats*

Katie: *mouthing song*

Anni: *laughing*

Horatio: *sigh* I knew I shouldn't have taken them anywhere.

Man: *walks by* Wine, anyone?

Katie: ME!

Horatio: We're fine, thank you.

Katie: Ah man.

Delko: *drops lighter* Oh crap.

Woman's giant hair catches fire

Delko: *looking down*

Anni: Oh my God did you set her hair on fire?

Delko: ...I don't think she knows.

Colton: I can't believe you did that.

Delko: Those grips are SLIPPERY.

Horatio: What did I tell you? Quiet.

Delko: Uh...We were just discussing the...Artistic vision that the composer achieves through melodic tempos and archaic visuals.

Horatio: That's better.

Delko: Dude, what do I do about the fire lady?

Anni: Did you just call me 'dude'?

Delko: Sure.

Anni: Drop some water on her.

Delko: How?

Anni: ...Spit?

People start screaming

Katie: Uh oh, they found out.

Delko: Well her hair was a ball of flames, it's a little hard not to notice.

Sprinklers turn on

Colton: Ah see? Water.

Delko: Run.

Everyone: *runs out*

Outside building

Horatio: *frowning*

Delko: *sniffs*

Horatio: The singer slipped on the water and cracked her back.

Katie: Was she the fat one?

Horatio: Yes.

Katie: Ah and we missed it.

Anni: How about fire lady?

Horatio: *sigh* Can you people not sit still for two minutes?

Lora: If we did, the universe would implode.

Lilly: Where'd Ryan go?

Horatio: He's bringing the Hummerhome around. Now, all of you are going to be punished whether your participated in tonight's events or not. Is that clear?

JC: In my defense, I was in the bathroom the whole time trying to steal tampons out of the machines. No way am I paying 25 quinn for something I have to stick up m-

Horatio: The point is, all of you were here tonight which means all of you are responsible for what happened. And please, don't ever bring peanuts to the opera ever again.

Delko: Only if you don't bring me to the opera ever again.

Katie: *grabs ocular device* What are these? Some kind of 3D glasses?

Horatio: They're for viewing the singers.

Katie: But the singers are already in 3D.

Horatio: *grabs them* They aren't 3D glasses. Now, all of you get into the Hummerhome. Now.

Everyone walks away

Horatio: *shakes head* I wonder why they're all still alive.

Miami Herald

Gavin: *filing paperwork*

Woman: Now, after you're done this, I need you to go see Mr. Johnson on the third floor. He has mail that needs to be sent out by this afternoon.

Gavin: *nods*

Woman: Don't forget to fill the coffee pot, some of the managers get very testy if they don't have their caffeine.

Gavin: Right.

Woman: I think you'll do just fine here. Oh do you want in on the lottery fund? 'Cause it's 20 bucks a month.

Gavin: *sigh*

Hummerhome

Delko: Someone entertain me before I throw this thumbtack at Ryan.

Ryan: Whoa, don't throw it at me.

Delko: But you're such an easy target.

Ryan: I don't throw things at you.

Delko: So? I'm bored.

Ryan: You're always bored. Why don't you get a coloring book or something?

Delko: *rubs chin* I never thought of that.

Anni: OH CAN WE RIDE A BLIMP?

Colton: ...In the middle of the night?

Anni: Why not?

Lora: Because there are things called power lines and birds.

Anni: So?

Lora: You want to die?

Anni: No. I want to have fun.

Katie: That reminds me of a song.

Anni: Shut up. We're going for a ride on a blimp.

Delko: And yet Horatio told us to stay here.

Anni: Horatio-smashio. I want to ride a blimp and gal dangit I'm gonna ride a blimp.

Lora: You know you have to ride on the INSIDE, right?

Anni: ....I knew that.

Phil's blimp shoppe

Anni: I want to ride a blimp.

Phil: *from inside store* We're closed. Go home.

Anni: I don't have a home out here.

Phil: Then go away.

Anni: *frowns* I came here to ride in a blimp and that's what me and my fr-...Where did they go?

Phil: Home.

Anni: GUYS!

Five minutes later

Anni: *turns on buttons*

Lora: How did you manage to get the blimp?

Anni: I offered him some money.

Lora: How much?

Anni: I don't know. The credit card wasn't mine.

Delko: *grabs card* ..R. Stetler.

Colton: I hope he has a high enough limit.

Anni: He does, trust me. I've had that card for five years now. He must still think he has it.

Lilly: Do you know how to work a blimp?

Anni: Of course I do. I've read about them on the internet. Y'know, that one that crashed and killed like a bajillion rich people?

Lora: Um...Not really the same thing.

Anni: Wow look at the scenery.

Colton: We're not even in the air.

Anni: Hey I hold a very positive outlook on life. And we're going to get off the ground, trust me. We're in a giant balloon. *pressing buttons*

Blimp lifts

Anni: HA. There we go.

Ryan: Is anyone else scared?

Colton: *puts on seatbelt*

Anni: Where's the joystick on this thing?

Lilly: Anni, honey, it's not a video game.

Anni: Shh let me concentrate.

Katie: *prays* Dear God, please don't let the crazy lady kill us. And if she does kill us, please don't let them put 'death by blimp' on my headstone. Thanks in advance, Katie.

TBC....................
 
GAH NO BOOK SIGNINGS AT WALMART ...WE ALREADY HAD DVD SIGNINGS THE OTHER DAY.... Sorry had to get that out of my system..... its crazy being employed by the largest retailer in the world..Geni, this fic is just what I need to get my mind off my troubles. The doctors told me there was a long wait for a MRI I don't want to go for it so soon, I'm scared to have surgery... Anyway i'm glad that we made it out of the castle, probably more crazy then we already were LMFAO! Haha the tampon thing totally sounds like me, I did actually try jacking the machine at work cause it stole my quarter and it wasn't empty.... LOL Way to go geni can't wait for more, ur so awsome lol!
 
csi in autopsy: so how'd she die?
coroner: death by blimp
csi in autopsy: *giggles*


lol. why in the world would they get into the blimp in the first place? horatio should put like one of those nanny cam things in eric's teddy bear. that way he can watch them at all times. eric has been kicked out of many places. pretty soon he won't be able to step outside of his house. everyone should be handcuffed to the hummerhome. that would make the world a better and safer place.
 
*eye twitch* Me and Delko just kinda got along. *screams and cries and then sits in the corner*

*loves fire lady* Update Soon! :)
 
Hey, i happen to love opera.

WOW i have not been in here for such a long time! Like 2 weeks. THe reson why i'm gone is that 4 things came into my life....A nintedno 64 with the Zelda game, and a Xbox 360 and Halo 3. They're pretty damn good excuses actually. :lol:

Horatio: *sigh* Eric is now officially banned from England.
Delko: YES! I'll add it to the map. *grabs sticker*
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:lol: :lol: Oh man i can just see that in my head crystal clear...

Horatio: *pulls out trumpet*
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NO WAY!! Haha Geni, I play the trumpet! Oh man, Horatio and I were MADE for each other! ;) Why have i not slept with him yet? Seriously, throw me a frickin bone here.

Horatio: ...I poured my sweat and blood into this.
Everyone: *looks down at food*
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.....Yum.

:lol: I can also picture that in my head. And Eric running to the pink bathroom in the background...

Oh man, we are so going to die in a blimp. :lol: Awesome stuff Geni! I feel so bad for not being on in forever, but at least i didn't miss an entire page.

IT'S COUS COUS DAMMIT!
 
:lol:

Thanks for the reviews everyone. :)

Jaci, I hope your MRI turns out well and that everything is okay. *huggles* You know where to find me if you need to talk.

'Tis okay Lora, I'd probably be away if I had an XBox. *sigh* :p

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Blimp

Anni: *pressing buttons*

Delko: Why does it feel like we're going downward?

Lora: Um because Anni doesn't know how to drive a blimp.

Anni: I do so know how to drive a blimp.

Lora: So pull up!

Anni: Why?

Lora: YOU'RE GOING TO HIT BUILDINGS!

Anni: It's not like we'll actually hit 'em. We'll go BOINK and then that's it.

Colton: *grabs chest* I think I'm having a teeny heart attack.

Lilly: Um my phone's ringing. I think it's Horatio.

Anni: DON'T ANSWER IT!

Delko: STEP ON IT!

Anni: I CAN'T, IT'S A BLIMP!

Lilly: Okay okay okay, I think he left a message.

Anni: What did he say?

Lilly: *listens* ...There's a lot of swearing.

Lora: It's not Horatio then.

Lilly: No it sounds like him, just very angry.

Delko: Oh my God he figured it out.

Everyone: *looks at Eric*

Delko: Well he did.

Lilly: I'm scared.

Anni: *throws phone out window*

Lilly: Um HEY. I bought that with Horatio's money.

Lora: He must be very rich.

Lilly: And very angry. We should turn around.

Anni: No way. You realize how much trouble I'd be in?

Katie: Haha, I hope he kills you.

Anni: You can't have my husband.

Katie: Dangit.

Delko: Okay I have an idea. We should fly to Mexico.

Katie: Um, you think he'd figure out where we are seeing as we're in a BLIMP.

Delko: He doesn't know that.

Lilly: His message said and I quote: "I know you're in the blimp."

Delko: Well then...Nevermind.

Anni: We're off to Mexico. BUT we're actually going to Canada.

Delko: Isn't that in the opposite direction?

Anni: It's to make him THINK we're going to Mexico.

Lilly: The other part of his message said "And don't even think about going to Canada."

Delko: Can you just tell us what the entire message said?

Lilly: I didn't think it was important.

Delko: I know. We'll hide out in the US. He'll never think to look for us there.

Colton: Um he kind of knows we live there.

Delko: Yeah which will make it the least expected.

Anni: Why don't you let the rest of us figure out where to go and you just sit down and relax and don't break anything.

Delko: Don't get us killed and I'll be happy to oblige.

Castle

Stetler: What are you doing here?

Horatio: *places hands on hips* I need your help.

Stetler: Oooh ooooh oooh. DONAHINKLE COME QUICK!

Donahinkle: You pulled me out of the bath for this?

Stetler: Horatio needs MY help. MINE.

Donahinkle: Oooooh.

Stetler: I knew one day you'd ask me for help. Is this how you feel all the time? I mean I've never felt this important before.

Horatio: *sigh* I need to find my team.

Stetler: Ah let 'em die.

Horatio: They aren't in danger of death, they're in danger of me finding them and when that happens they will be very sorry.

Stetler: Oooh I like the evil side of you. This is awesome. Okay so what can I do?

Horatio: You're going to help me this quickly?

Stetler: You'll owe me so yes.

Horatio: *rolls eyes* Of course.

Stetler: First, did you attach a GPS to any of them?

Horatio: *lifts brow* I don't spy on my team.

Stetler: Hm then this will be a bit hard.

Horatio: Wait, did you put a GPS in me?

Stetler: Ever have a pain in the back of your neck?

Horatio: Yes.

Stetler: No, not at all. I didn't give you a GPS.

Horatio: *frowns*

Stetler: Okay where would they go first?

Horatio: They'd try Mexico and then Canada but they won't.

Stetler: Why not?

Horatio: They know I'm not that stupid.

Stetler: So where would they go instead of Mexico and Canada?

Horatio: The US. I just don't know where.

Stetler: You really know them huh.

Horatio: If I didn't, I wouldn't be a very good boss. I'd be one of those bosses that just stands in the middle of the lab and stares at them as they work and then help out only when they talk to me and do nothing else and keep as much distance as I can and completely be a shadow of my former self. It's not happenin'.

Stetler: Good then let's get started.

Two weeks later--Miami Herald

Gavin: *writing things down*

Woman: *walks over* You research those gang lords for me?

Gavin: Yeah. *hands over paper*

Woman: ...This isn't right. This gang doesn't travel to South America and they don't torture people.

Gavin: Okay then.

Woman: What site did you get this information from?

Gavin: I didn't use the internet.

Woman: Okay what book?

Gavin: I didn't use a book.

Woman: Okay interview.

Gavin: I didn't interview anyone.

Woman: *lifts brow* So you just made it all up?

Gavin: Trust me, everything there's acurate.

Woman: Well where did you get your information?

Gavin: I can't reveal my source but you're welcome to copy that word for word.

Woman: How come you aren't writing the article?

Gavin: I'm a paper-pusher, not a journalist.

Woman: But it's your information.

Gavin: You're my boss. You write it.

Woman: *frowns* You don't make many friends by being rude.

Gavin: *sigh* Fine, I apologize. Please write it.

Woman: That wasn't any better. You know, you were a lot more polite when I hired you. And you shaved.

Gavin: Do you have a problem with the way I look?

Woman: Yes.

Gavin: Fine. Get me a knife and I'll fix it.

Woman: *lifts brow*

Gavin: *shakes head* Nevermind.

Woman: By the way, you have a visitor in the lobby. You might want to be a little less rude with her, she's very pretty.

Gavin: *lifts head* Visitor?

Woman: Yeah. She said she tried your cell.

Gavin: It's been off for like a month.

Woman: Well she won't be here forever, you'd better get down there.

Gavin: *frowns* I don't get why I'd have a visitor. I haven't even told anyone I work here.

Woman: *shrugs*

Gavin: You get her name?

Woman: She told me it was none of my business.

Gavin: *stands, leaves*

Woman: Or...Okay. Come back when you're done.

Lobby

Gavin: *walks over*

Lori: *turns around*

Gavin: ...

Lori: Charge your damn phone.

Gavin: What are you doin' here?

Lori: You look throughly scared.

Gavin: ...The last time I saw you, you couldn't put two words together.

Lori: You thought the doctors were actually just going to let me veg out for the rest of my life? And what's wrong with your face, don't you know how to shave?

Gavin: *frowns*

Lori: *sigh* I have to see doctors for the rest of my life and I have to take about 30 different pills a day but at least I'm out of there.

Gavin: *nods*

Lori: So why are you workin' here?

Gavin: I needed a job.

Lori: *looks around* Ick, reporters. Just as bad as lawyers.

Gavin: ...You look beautiful.

Lori: *smiles* Aren't you a sweetheart. Now, I have to head off to work so *reaches into pocket* ...

Gavin: *looks down*

Lori: Here's my new number. *hands over card*

Gavin: Is there a reason you've got a gun?...And a badge?

Lori: A college degree and five years of Colombian mercenary training in the Justice Department go a long way. *tilts head* Well, it's kind of like a Justice Department. Anyway, doesn't mean I have to like it but it pays and I might as well nab it before I become homeless and petty.

Gavin: You're jumpin' in the ocean pretty quickly.

Lori: I've been trying to call you for a week. You are afterall my other half.

Gavin: *leans on counter* Right. You know, you could have come home.

Lori: I'm sure you were able to entertain yourself for an entire month without me, what's another week.

Gavin: Excuse me?

Lori: There's a 2007 Chevy Corvette Z06 sitting in the driveway.

Gavin: Um, that's my car.

Lori: *blinks* ...Since when can you afford that?

Gavin: *shrugs*

Lori: ...Can I-

Gavin: No. You're not driving it. I don't want to see it in the harbour.

Lori: *frowns* Hey we're supposed to share everything. What's yours is mine.

Gavin: Then let me ride your motorcycle.

Lori: *laughs* That's a limited edition 2008 Ducati Monster-696 with an L-Twin cylinder, 2 valve Desmodromic engine capable of 9000 rpm complete with Siemens electronic fuel injection. You're not touching it and if I catch you, I'll break your fingers.

Gavin: *smiles* Then we're even.

Lori: Apparently. And it gives me great comfort to know that you could splurge on a car yet you made my father pay for my medical bills.

Gavin: He offered.

Lori: So you bought a CAR?

Gavin: It's a nice car.

Lori: It's a beautiful car. But it was very wrong.

Gavin: And yet you still want to drive it.

Lori: Just once. I promise. Please?

Gavin: *laughs*

Lori: *frowns* I will not have you hotter than me.

Gavin: Deal with it.

Lori: *crosses arms*

Gavin: We both have to get back to work. *kisses Lori* See you later.

Lori: Hold on hold on hold on.

Gavin: What?

Lori: *messes Gavin's hair up* There we go. Much better. Later. *walks away*

Gavin: *laughs*

TBC..............
 
That was the greatest updates ever! What the H*** does Anni know about flying blimps? And the entire spill about the opera( cause I missed that review) I thought for sure i was a goner...THe fat lady didn't get to sing:lol:

And Gavin, now a reporter...hmmm...can we say man about town or what? What's next, house painter?:lol: jk. Glad that Lori is back to her asskickiness self! It was starting to get so unreal without her :D And the fact that she drives a 08 limited edition Ducati monster is kick ass in itself. *sigh* some girls have all the luck :)

Horatio and Stetler's scenes still have me guffawing well into the night and Stetler's insistance that he hasn't placed a GPS in H was just the topping to the cake I call hiliarity!


Awesome work!
 
Ooh Geni you really know your cars and motorcycles and.....such. :lol: Nice updates by the way and we haven't talked for the longest time on MSN. :p Its nice to know that you didn't kill Lori and that her and Gavin are back together (even though they weren't separated :rolleyes: )
 
^ Well it might be because I haven't been on MSN lately lol.

Hee, thanks for the reviews everyone!

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Miami Lab, hallway

Speed: *reading folder, walking*

Lori: *walks over* Hey Speed.

Speed: *smirks* Mrs. Henderson.

Lori: *rolls eyes* Guess what.

Speed: What.

Lori: I work the day shift until they can find a place for me in the night shift.

Speed: Is that a problem?

Lori: In case you haven't noticed, I don't do mornings.

Speed: *flips page of folder* Yeah I know.

Lori: And I have a case involving an old guy who fell out of his shower.

Speed: You were expecting drug lords and shootouts on your first day?

Lori: No that would be your department.

Speed: Well not today because Calleigh and I are shadowing you.

Lori: *stops walking* What?

Speed: *turns around* Yeah.

Lori: You're freakin' kidding me.

Speed: *shakes head*

Lori: What, you guys don't trust me?

Speed: I trust you. The Brass doesn't.

Lori: *frowns*

Speed: *hands over folder* Better get down there.

Lori: Fine. But if you father me around, I'm going to beat you.

Speed: Get going.

Lori: *grabs folder, walks away*

Speed: *looks down hallway*

Calleigh: *walks over, smiles* I'm glad she's up and around. Don't mess with a southern woman.

Speed: Evidently.

Calleigh: Hm.

Speed: What?

Calleigh: She's technically a New Yorker too. *shakes head* That's...An interesting combination for a CSI.

Speed: What, attitude and attitude?

Calleigh: *smiles* Sweet and sour.

Speed: Very funny.

TBC.................

More on the RT gang soon.
 
cool update , Geni! Lori's on dayshift...lol, more of that sunshine she's so famous for to go around:D

Can't wait for more! :)
 
Great updates and thanks for the warm wish's on the MRI thing, i'm just mostly freaked out for the surgery when it comes along cause i've never had one so .. i don't know how i'll react but i got the RT, my mom, and my boi to help me out, and of course all you lovely people. Great updates I'm so happy lori's up and about, I knew u couldn't just veg Lori out geni lol. Can't wait for more!
 
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