CSI:Miami - "Road Trip *puts on shades* Number Nine."
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Gah.... millions of stairs... i would like die on the twentyth stair .... Geni ur welcome for the writing the letters back on the keyboard idea... its a little cheaper then getting a new one lol. Those things are darn exspensive these days. Can't wait to see what we do next lol.
LILLY! *snuggles and huggles* Gosh I've missed you.
Lol, Colton, you crack me up.
Anni! *huggles* Haven't seen you around here in a couple of days, hope everything is going okay with you.
I'm glad you loved the updates!
Thanks so much for the reviews everyone.
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England
Katie: *climbs onto railing* So can I change the time?
Horatio: No, get off the railing. Anni! Stop poking the tour guide. Eric, please put the lighter away. Missy, if I have to tell you to keep your hands to yourself one more time...
Calleigh: Gosh they're all acting like children.
Speed: Tell me about it.
Calleigh: Want to go down to the gift shop?
Speed: Sure.
Speed/Calleigh leave
Katie: *falls down* OW!
JC: Ha. Now England is on American time. FEEL OUR WRATH!
Missy: You're Canadian.
JC: FEEL THE WRATH OF THEM! *points to Horatio*
Horatio: I'm more than one person?
JC: You are now.
Tour Guide: Please stop poking me.
Anni: Hehe. Say 'cheerio mate'.
Tour Guide: No.
Anni: Then you're not British.
Tour Guide: Please leave the building.
Anni: You leave the building.
Horatio: Everyone, please leave.
JC: Make me.
Horatio: *rolls up sleeves*
JC: AH!
Lora: OH HE HAS BICEPS!
Horatio: That's right. I'm all man. *punches own chest*
Lora: YAY! *hugs Horatio*
Gift shop
Calleigh: Oh look they have teeny models of Big Ben.
Speed: *grabs mug* These gifts are terrible.
Calleigh: *smiles* I think they're fun.
Speed: Well you would.
Calleigh: You goin' to get a souvenir for your son?
Speed: *tilts head* He's more into dinosaurs than mugs.
Calleigh: *laughs*
Speed: So...You and Eric seem to be pretty close lately.
Calleigh: We go out for a beer every now and then, it's nothing special.
Speed: That's not what he says.
Calleigh: He talks to you about us?
Speed: He can barely keep his mouth shut about you.
Calleigh: *smiles* Well what does he say?
Delko: *walks over* Hey did you guys see a big guy with a monkey walk by? He stole my quarter for the soda machine.
Speed: The monkey or the guy?
Delko: Funny.
Calleigh: I didn't see anyone.
Delko: Ah well, a quarter's a dime a dozen anyway.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Delko: So what were you guys jabbering about?
Speed: We were talking about you, actually.
Delko: You guys aren't planning another prank are you? *sigh* Come on. I'm tired of seeing my hair turn pink everytime I take a shower.
Speed: *slaps Eric on the back* I'll leave you two alone. *leaves*
Delko: Okay, I guess.
Calleigh: So...
Delko: So...
Calleigh: *looks around*
Delko: *whistles*
Calleigh: I-I like your shoes.
Delko: Thanks. I like your...Pants?
Calleigh: *laughs*
Delko: So I guess he knows about us.
Calleigh: Apparently you never stop talking about me.
Delko: How can I?
Calleigh: *smiles*
Miami, airport
Lori: *grabs briefcase*
Gavin: *follows*
Lori: So you have to start lookin' for a new job I guess.
Gavin: Yeah.
Lori: Any ideas on where to start?
Gavin: No. But don't worry, I won't leave you to be the sole provider.
Lori: How sweet of you. Ugh this airport is so crowded. Aren't they finished re-building it or constructing it or whatever the hell it is they're doing?
Gavin: Who knows.
Lori: Well they should...*blinks* Finish.
Gavin: *lifts brow* You okay?
Lori: Yeah.
Gavin: You sure?
Lori: Um...No.
Gavin: Well what happened?
Lori: You know what, we should get into town and...*rubs forehead*
Gavin: Okay, let's get you to a hospital.
Lori: No.
Gavin: You don't have a choice.
Lori: No, it's not goin' to make a difference.
Gavin: Why?
Lori: Nevermind, look it's probably just jetlag. *sits*
Gavin: *grabs phone*
Lori: *angry sigh*
Hummerhome
Horatio: I am very disappointed in all of you. And now I owe England over 12 000 dollars.
Lora: In our defense, this always happens so you should have expected it.
Horatio: True, but I have a certain expectation of maturity as well. It's very small but it's there.
Carly: So what do you want us to do?
Horatio: I want you all to round up enough money to pay me back and I don't care how as long as it's not against the law. *looks at Eric*
Delko: Ah man.
Horatio: Now, let's head to York before we break anything else.
Katie: So we're actually going to stay in a castle? That is so cool.
Horatio: Yes and that means no phones, no laptops, no televisions, n-
Missy: Wait wait wait. Seriously?
Horatio: Does it look like I'm kidding?
Missy: No but I can't really tell.
Horatio: And I'll be searching you all on the way in so don't even try hiding the phones.
Katie: Hey if I hide it down my pants you can't touch me.
Horatio: Don't test my patience.
Katie: Fine dad. Yeesh.
Horatio: And don't smuggle any beer in. I'll know.
Katie: Were your parents scent dogs?
Hospital
Doctor: *walks in, reading chart* Mrs Henderson.
Lori: *sigh* Don't bother.
Doctor: You have a serious condition.
Lori: Yeah I know.
Doctor: You need to be on regulated medication otherwise you're going to continue to experience headaches, blackouts and even seizures.
Lori: So am I fixed for the time being?
Doctor: Yes, but there's no telling how your condition will progress.
Lori: I have an idea. *pulls off blanket*
Doctor: Where are you going?
Lori: I'm going to get my clothes on.
Doctor: We need to keep you here for observation.
Lori: You've observed enough and I need to go home.
Doctor: All we're asking for is one night. Then you can go home.
Lori: *throws jeans on floor* Do I look like a child to you?
Doctor: No, b-
Lori: So stop treating me like I have no idea what's going on. If I'm not in danger of dying overnight, I'm leaving.
Gavin: *walks in* What's going on?
Doctor: She wants to leave. I suggested she stay so we can observe her condition, but she has other ideas.
Gavin: Is it serious?
Doctor: ...She hasn't told you?
Gavin: Told me what?
Doctor: ...I'll...Uh...Bye. *leaves*
Gavin: Lori.
Lori: *sits on bed*
Gavin: What's going on?
Lori: *throws chart* Have a look.
Gavin: *reads chart*
Lori: *sigh*
Gavin: ...
Lori: I guess the doctor could explain all the big words but it seems pretty straight forward.
Gavin: *sits*
Lori: I guess in two years or so, I'll be a vegetable. I didn't want to tell you because...I don't know, I just didn't know how. Plus it probably would have ruined the whole vacation thing.
Gavin: *shakes head*
Lori: Ah well. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
Gavin: *looks at Lori*
Lori: Sorry, I tend to be a smartass when I'm uncomfortable.
TBC.................
Lol, Colton, you crack me up.
Anni! *huggles* Haven't seen you around here in a couple of days, hope everything is going okay with you.
I'm glad you loved the updates!Thanks so much for the reviews everyone.
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England
Katie: *climbs onto railing* So can I change the time?
Horatio: No, get off the railing. Anni! Stop poking the tour guide. Eric, please put the lighter away. Missy, if I have to tell you to keep your hands to yourself one more time...
Calleigh: Gosh they're all acting like children.
Speed: Tell me about it.
Calleigh: Want to go down to the gift shop?
Speed: Sure.
Speed/Calleigh leave
Katie: *falls down* OW!
JC: Ha. Now England is on American time. FEEL OUR WRATH!
Missy: You're Canadian.
JC: FEEL THE WRATH OF THEM! *points to Horatio*
Horatio: I'm more than one person?
JC: You are now.
Tour Guide: Please stop poking me.
Anni: Hehe. Say 'cheerio mate'.
Tour Guide: No.
Anni: Then you're not British.
Tour Guide: Please leave the building.
Anni: You leave the building.
Horatio: Everyone, please leave.
JC: Make me.
Horatio: *rolls up sleeves*
JC: AH!
Lora: OH HE HAS BICEPS!
Horatio: That's right. I'm all man. *punches own chest*
Lora: YAY! *hugs Horatio*
Gift shop
Calleigh: Oh look they have teeny models of Big Ben.
Speed: *grabs mug* These gifts are terrible.
Calleigh: *smiles* I think they're fun.
Speed: Well you would.
Calleigh: You goin' to get a souvenir for your son?
Speed: *tilts head* He's more into dinosaurs than mugs.
Calleigh: *laughs*
Speed: So...You and Eric seem to be pretty close lately.
Calleigh: We go out for a beer every now and then, it's nothing special.
Speed: That's not what he says.
Calleigh: He talks to you about us?
Speed: He can barely keep his mouth shut about you.
Calleigh: *smiles* Well what does he say?
Delko: *walks over* Hey did you guys see a big guy with a monkey walk by? He stole my quarter for the soda machine.
Speed: The monkey or the guy?
Delko: Funny.
Calleigh: I didn't see anyone.
Delko: Ah well, a quarter's a dime a dozen anyway.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Delko: So what were you guys jabbering about?
Speed: We were talking about you, actually.
Delko: You guys aren't planning another prank are you? *sigh* Come on. I'm tired of seeing my hair turn pink everytime I take a shower.
Speed: *slaps Eric on the back* I'll leave you two alone. *leaves*
Delko: Okay, I guess.
Calleigh: So...
Delko: So...
Calleigh: *looks around*
Delko: *whistles*
Calleigh: I-I like your shoes.
Delko: Thanks. I like your...Pants?
Calleigh: *laughs*
Delko: So I guess he knows about us.
Calleigh: Apparently you never stop talking about me.
Delko: How can I?
Calleigh: *smiles*
Miami, airport
Lori: *grabs briefcase*
Gavin: *follows*
Lori: So you have to start lookin' for a new job I guess.
Gavin: Yeah.
Lori: Any ideas on where to start?
Gavin: No. But don't worry, I won't leave you to be the sole provider.
Lori: How sweet of you. Ugh this airport is so crowded. Aren't they finished re-building it or constructing it or whatever the hell it is they're doing?
Gavin: Who knows.
Lori: Well they should...*blinks* Finish.
Gavin: *lifts brow* You okay?
Lori: Yeah.
Gavin: You sure?
Lori: Um...No.
Gavin: Well what happened?
Lori: You know what, we should get into town and...*rubs forehead*
Gavin: Okay, let's get you to a hospital.
Lori: No.
Gavin: You don't have a choice.
Lori: No, it's not goin' to make a difference.
Gavin: Why?
Lori: Nevermind, look it's probably just jetlag. *sits*
Gavin: *grabs phone*
Lori: *angry sigh*
Hummerhome
Horatio: I am very disappointed in all of you. And now I owe England over 12 000 dollars.
Lora: In our defense, this always happens so you should have expected it.
Horatio: True, but I have a certain expectation of maturity as well. It's very small but it's there.
Carly: So what do you want us to do?
Horatio: I want you all to round up enough money to pay me back and I don't care how as long as it's not against the law. *looks at Eric*
Delko: Ah man.
Horatio: Now, let's head to York before we break anything else.
Katie: So we're actually going to stay in a castle? That is so cool.
Horatio: Yes and that means no phones, no laptops, no televisions, n-
Missy: Wait wait wait. Seriously?
Horatio: Does it look like I'm kidding?
Missy: No but I can't really tell.
Horatio: And I'll be searching you all on the way in so don't even try hiding the phones.
Katie: Hey if I hide it down my pants you can't touch me.
Horatio: Don't test my patience.
Katie: Fine dad. Yeesh.
Horatio: And don't smuggle any beer in. I'll know.
Katie: Were your parents scent dogs?
Hospital
Doctor: *walks in, reading chart* Mrs Henderson.
Lori: *sigh* Don't bother.
Doctor: You have a serious condition.
Lori: Yeah I know.
Doctor: You need to be on regulated medication otherwise you're going to continue to experience headaches, blackouts and even seizures.
Lori: So am I fixed for the time being?
Doctor: Yes, but there's no telling how your condition will progress.
Lori: I have an idea. *pulls off blanket*
Doctor: Where are you going?
Lori: I'm going to get my clothes on.
Doctor: We need to keep you here for observation.
Lori: You've observed enough and I need to go home.
Doctor: All we're asking for is one night. Then you can go home.
Lori: *throws jeans on floor* Do I look like a child to you?
Doctor: No, b-
Lori: So stop treating me like I have no idea what's going on. If I'm not in danger of dying overnight, I'm leaving.
Gavin: *walks in* What's going on?
Doctor: She wants to leave. I suggested she stay so we can observe her condition, but she has other ideas.
Gavin: Is it serious?
Doctor: ...She hasn't told you?
Gavin: Told me what?
Doctor: ...I'll...Uh...Bye. *leaves*
Gavin: Lori.
Lori: *sits on bed*
Gavin: What's going on?
Lori: *throws chart* Have a look.
Gavin: *reads chart*
Lori: *sigh*
Gavin: ...
Lori: I guess the doctor could explain all the big words but it seems pretty straight forward.
Gavin: *sits*
Lori: I guess in two years or so, I'll be a vegetable. I didn't want to tell you because...I don't know, I just didn't know how. Plus it probably would have ruined the whole vacation thing.
Gavin: *shakes head*
Lori: Ah well. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
Gavin: *looks at Lori*
Lori: Sorry, I tend to be a smartass when I'm uncomfortable.
TBC.................
Anni Grey
Coroner
awesome update! As always, RTers manage to find a way to make Horatio pay for their , ah...misdeeds:lol: I love it tremendously! And I do believe Horatio's parents were something, cause he has this all knowing thing down pat.
Lori...God love this girl. She's actually afraid of letting on what is going on with her, even if there is a possibility that help could be gotten. Gavin is just being such a good sport about it all. Gotta love him too
And Geni...I went out of town for the weekend, and mom is in the hospital for pneumonia (very bad) so, I've been a tad bit out of the loop. But no worries, things will be just fine:Biggrin:
Awesome work!
Lori...God love this girl. She's actually afraid of letting on what is going on with her, even if there is a possibility that help could be gotten. Gavin is just being such a good sport about it all. Gotta love him too
And Geni...I went out of town for the weekend, and mom is in the hospital for pneumonia (very bad) so, I've been a tad bit out of the loop. But no worries, things will be just fine:Biggrin:
Awesome work!
I hope your mom pulls through alright, Anni. *huggles* It's a terrible affliction. If you need to talk, you know where to find me!
Thanks for the reviews.
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England, York
Horatio: Welcome to the castle everyone!
Katie: Are we all alone here?
Horatio: As far as I know.
Anni: What do you mean as far as you know?
Horatio: Anything can happen.
Speed: This foyer can fit three Hummerhomes.
Horatio: Yes and I want to keep it unclogged. Now, we need some fire wood so Eric and Heather, I want you two to go down across the field to the burner building.
Speed: Are you sure that's wise?
Horatio: I'm assuming they won't be burning anything.
Delko: Assuming can get you in trouble. And bankrupt.
Horatio: *frowns* Be careful.
Delko: Yes sir. *salutes* Come on Heather, we're off to get fire wood.
Heather: YES! *runs*
Delko: Wait for me! *runs*
Burner building
Delko: Wow...It looks like a barn.
Heather: It's historical. They didn't have stainless steel or anything.
Delko: It smells like old people in here.
Heather: Maybe there are some dead people in here.
Delko: *screams*
Heather: *laughs*
Delko: Okay, it's dark so *reaches into pocket* I brought a candle.
Heather: No! Eric, we're in a building full of wood.
Delko: So?
Heather: So Horatio told us not to start fires.
Delko: *grabs lighter, lights candle* Relax, nothing's going to happen.
Bats fly overhead
Delko: AHH! BATMAN'S MINIONS! *drops candle*
Wood catches fire
Delko: ...Oops.
Heather: Way to go.
Delko: *grabs door* No problem, we'll blame it on Global Warming. *yanks door* Huh. Well that puts us in a dilly of a pickle.
Heather: You locked us in here?
Delko: This place doesn't even have a lock. It must be jammed.
Heather: Great, I'm going to burn to death.
Delko: No one's going to burn to death. We just have to figure out a way to get out.
Heather: Yeah and what was your next idea?
Delko: OH! *punches out window* OW! MY HAND!
Flames grow higher
Heather: Yeah let more oxygen in, that was smart.
Delko: Oh shush, you would have done the same thing. Okay, climb through the window.
Heather: You punched a teeny hole and you expect me to jump through? I'm not an inch wide.
Delko: Fine. Burn to death.
Heather: *grabs cellphone* Maybe Horatio c-
Delko: NO! *throws phone into fire* Horatio's going to get mad at me. Again. I can't have that happen.
Heather: It's not like he won't see the flames and then two CSI-shaped piles of ash after.
Delko: I'd rather he find out after I'm out so I can run away.
Heather: If you're lucky he might just let you burn in here.
Delko: Fine, call him.
Heather: You threw my phone into the fire.
Delko: ...AH CRAP.
Heather: Nice going.
Inside castle
Katie: *runs into room* THIS IS MY ROOM!
Colton: Uh, I called it.
Katie: Since when?
Colton: Since we were in the Hummerhome and I saw a giant window and said "that's my room".
Katie: You don't even know if it's the same window.
Colton: Looks big to me.
Katie: Fine, we'll flip for it.
Colton: No.
Katie: Afraid you'll lose?
Colton: I already lost everything.
Katie: Your hair isn't everything.
Colton: To me it is.
Next room
Anni: Oooh this room is nice.
Speed: Yeah.
Anni: They have bathrooms in this castle, right?
Speed: I think so.
Anni: Oh good. OH! I have to call Josh and check on Jake. *grabs phone*
Speed: I thought H said no phones.
Anni: He's not the boss of me...Until I step foot in the lab. *dials*
Speed: *grabs phone* Jake is fine.
Anni: How do you know?
Speed: Because Josh isn't Eric.
Anni: *tilts head* You have a point there. But what if he died or what if he's sick or what if he ate too many cookies! OH MY GOD MY SON IS THE COOKIE MONSTER!
Speed: *smirks*
Anni: HA. It smirks.
TBC..................
If you need to talk, you know where to find me!Thanks for the reviews.
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England, York
Horatio: Welcome to the castle everyone!
Katie: Are we all alone here?
Horatio: As far as I know.
Anni: What do you mean as far as you know?
Horatio: Anything can happen.
Speed: This foyer can fit three Hummerhomes.
Horatio: Yes and I want to keep it unclogged. Now, we need some fire wood so Eric and Heather, I want you two to go down across the field to the burner building.
Speed: Are you sure that's wise?
Horatio: I'm assuming they won't be burning anything.
Delko: Assuming can get you in trouble. And bankrupt.
Horatio: *frowns* Be careful.
Delko: Yes sir. *salutes* Come on Heather, we're off to get fire wood.
Heather: YES! *runs*
Delko: Wait for me! *runs*
Burner building
Delko: Wow...It looks like a barn.
Heather: It's historical. They didn't have stainless steel or anything.
Delko: It smells like old people in here.
Heather: Maybe there are some dead people in here.
Delko: *screams*
Heather: *laughs*
Delko: Okay, it's dark so *reaches into pocket* I brought a candle.
Heather: No! Eric, we're in a building full of wood.
Delko: So?
Heather: So Horatio told us not to start fires.
Delko: *grabs lighter, lights candle* Relax, nothing's going to happen.
Bats fly overhead
Delko: AHH! BATMAN'S MINIONS! *drops candle*
Wood catches fire
Delko: ...Oops.
Heather: Way to go.
Delko: *grabs door* No problem, we'll blame it on Global Warming. *yanks door* Huh. Well that puts us in a dilly of a pickle.
Heather: You locked us in here?
Delko: This place doesn't even have a lock. It must be jammed.
Heather: Great, I'm going to burn to death.
Delko: No one's going to burn to death. We just have to figure out a way to get out.
Heather: Yeah and what was your next idea?
Delko: OH! *punches out window* OW! MY HAND!
Flames grow higher
Heather: Yeah let more oxygen in, that was smart.
Delko: Oh shush, you would have done the same thing. Okay, climb through the window.
Heather: You punched a teeny hole and you expect me to jump through? I'm not an inch wide.
Delko: Fine. Burn to death.
Heather: *grabs cellphone* Maybe Horatio c-
Delko: NO! *throws phone into fire* Horatio's going to get mad at me. Again. I can't have that happen.
Heather: It's not like he won't see the flames and then two CSI-shaped piles of ash after.
Delko: I'd rather he find out after I'm out so I can run away.
Heather: If you're lucky he might just let you burn in here.
Delko: Fine, call him.
Heather: You threw my phone into the fire.
Delko: ...AH CRAP.
Heather: Nice going.
Inside castle
Katie: *runs into room* THIS IS MY ROOM!
Colton: Uh, I called it.
Katie: Since when?
Colton: Since we were in the Hummerhome and I saw a giant window and said "that's my room".
Katie: You don't even know if it's the same window.
Colton: Looks big to me.
Katie: Fine, we'll flip for it.
Colton: No.
Katie: Afraid you'll lose?
Colton: I already lost everything.
Katie: Your hair isn't everything.
Colton: To me it is.
Next room
Anni: Oooh this room is nice.
Speed: Yeah.
Anni: They have bathrooms in this castle, right?
Speed: I think so.
Anni: Oh good. OH! I have to call Josh and check on Jake. *grabs phone*
Speed: I thought H said no phones.
Anni: He's not the boss of me...Until I step foot in the lab. *dials*
Speed: *grabs phone* Jake is fine.
Anni: How do you know?
Speed: Because Josh isn't Eric.
Anni: *tilts head* You have a point there. But what if he died or what if he's sick or what if he ate too many cookies! OH MY GOD MY SON IS THE COOKIE MONSTER!
Speed: *smirks*
Anni: HA. It smirks.
TBC..................
Haha Colton, you make me laugh so much. :lol: But seriously, are you bald? Ha! Now i like know 5 guys who are bald! YES.
"We interrupt this broadcast for this breaking news. Some dolt is trying to change the time on our famous colck, the Big Ben. We have rumors that the dolt is American. We now have an interview with a red-haired man who claims to know the instigator."
AND HE LET ME HUG HIM! :lol: Yes you are all man...*winks*
And Eric....GAH!! *jumps on; trys to strangle* You're such a dolt!! Horatio is going to be so pissed because of you.
Geni, what would of been a real twist? If Eric and Heather came back and ACTUALLY did what they were supposed to do. :lol: Everyone would gasp. Or, *gaspage*. :lol:
Fantasticlastical work!
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Ha! I started i new page! That's like the 3rd time in a row! Hope you're happy Gen.
Oh man that would be GOLD. I can see it on the news.
"We interrupt this broadcast for this breaking news. Some dolt is trying to change the time on our famous colck, the Big Ben. We have rumors that the dolt is American. We now have an interview with a red-haired man who claims to know the instigator."
:lol: :lol: :lol: *cant stop laughing* GENI I LOVE YOU *keeps on laughing* Oh man this is the best. *trys to stop laughing* You just MADE MY DAY. *huggles Geni and snuggles with Horatio*
AND HE LET ME HUG HIM! :lol: Yes you are all man...*winks*
*acts like a teenage girl and shoves finger in mouth* Belgh. :lol: I like Speed/Calleigh better.
:lol: I was expecting more than that. But if you listen closely, you can hear Stetler screaming from Miami.
:lol: That reminds me of high school, and a friend of mine was crazy good at math. And i always said that his ancestors were giant calculators that managed to do each other. :lol:
Oh course it smirks! It's Speed!
And Eric....GAH!! *jumps on; trys to strangle* You're such a dolt!! Horatio is going to be so pissed because of you.
Geni, what would of been a real twist? If Eric and Heather came back and ACTUALLY did what they were supposed to do. :lol: Everyone would gasp. Or, *gaspage*. :lol:
Fantasticlastical work!
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Ha! I started i new page! That's like the 3rd time in a row! Hope you're happy Gen.
HellsBells
Tormenting Camp Counselors
...HAHAH! damn. I'm in a barn that is on fire... Have you ever heard how the Great Fire of Chicago began? I believe it involved a cow, a candle, and a lot of kicking. :lol:
Ryan will save me right? .....
Right?
WoW. that's a lot of updates that I missed *kicks work, building falls down* erm.. it was HER!! *points to Lori, and runs away.
Great update... don't leave us hanging for long... or burning, rather.
Ryan will save me right? .....
Right?
WoW. that's a lot of updates that I missed *kicks work, building falls down* erm.. it was HER!! *points to Lori, and runs away.
Great update... don't leave us hanging for long... or burning, rather.
that_girl1
Coroner
Wow! Horatio with biceps. Woulda never thunk that. And two updates in a row!?!?!?! Do you ever sleep Geni?
And two updates in a row!?!?!?! Do you ever sleep Geni?
Welcome to the thread klj7678!
They don't call me the Insomniac Mod for nothin'
Colton, you know, it would be rather creepy but interesting at the same time. Who knows what could happen, there's plenty of thread left. Muaha. As the old saying goes "Be afraid, be very very afraid" :devil:
And 12 000 dollars isn't very much but that's only for the little hand falling off. He may owe billions more! Which would detract him from all the Hummerhome purchasing.
Thanks for the reviews!
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Burning building
Heather: *slaps Eric* I can't believe you got us trapped in here!
Delko: It wasn't the plan!
Heather: Why did you bring a candle!
Delko: You told me to!
Heather: I didn't tell you to!
Delko: Well I heard it somewhere!
Heather: GET US OUT OF HERE!
Delko: I can't!
Heather: Why!
Delko: You're yelling at me!
Heather: I'll kill you if you don't get us out!
Delko: WE'RE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY!
Outside building
Ryan: *places hands on hips, cape flies in the background* Have no fear, Wolfe is here! *runs into door, falls down* OW.
Inside
Heather: Did you hear that?
Delko: Hear what?
Heather: I heard a loud bang.
Delko: Well the building is falling apart.
Heather: Not that. *leans against door* Hello?
Outside building
Ryan: *caught in cape* AH! *rolling around on grass*
Inside
Heather: I hear rolling.
Delko: Rolling?
Heather: Yeah like someone's rolling around on the grass.
Outside
Ryan: STUPID! CAPE! *kicking*
Door falls over
Ryan: YAY!
Cape catches fire
Ryan: NO!
Heather: *runs out* Oh my God, are you okay?
Ryan: Yeah! *rolling around*
Heather: Oh you saved me! *hugs Ryan*
Delko: *stumbles out* Quick! Get the horses out!
Heather: What horses?
Delko: *shrugs* I hear it in the movies all the time.
Ryan: *lifts cape* Ah...I just got it too. *pouts*
Horatio: *runs over* What's going on out here?
Heather: *points to Eric*
Horatio: *frowns*
Delko: ...WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!
Ryan: H, my cape is ruined.
Horatio: *sigh* I just made that for you. If you want to be a hero, you have to keep it behind you at all times.
Ryan: So what if the wind blows it in my face?
Horatio: Cut the cape so it doesn't happen.
Ryan: But then it'll just look like a tablecloth.
Horatio: It looks like a tablecloth right now.
Ryan: *looks at cape*
Heather: Alright, anyway let's get back inside.
Delko: Yeah. I almost became a Cuban-kebob.
Heather: *slaps Eric* How do you even have a child.
Delko: Oh yeah...
Horatio: ...Is she still at my house?
Delko: You offered to babysit.
Horatio: *sigh* Call Josh.
Delko: *laughs* He's going to be making so much money.
Horatio: You're paying for it.
Delko: Ah man.
Inside castle
Katie: *kicks Colton* Get out of my room.
Colton: I called it.
Katie: We already flipped a coin. I WIN.
Colton: You lose.
Katie: WHAT!
Colton: You cheated.
Katie: I never cheat.
Colton: *lifts brow*
Katie: Okay well I didn't cheat this time.
Carly: *walks in* Will you two shut up, I'm trying to read one of these old books I found.
Katie: What book?
Carly: I don't know. It's in Olde English.
Katie: So why are you reading it?
Carly: Horatio wanted us to broaden our horizons and I thought I'd take the initiative.
Katie: Ugh, this isn't Masterpiece Theatre, this is a road trip. Ie, FUN.
Colton: Yeah and we aren't even on a road.
Carly: So pretend you are.
Katie: Okay. *jumps on bed, makes like a steering wheel* VROOOOOOOOOOM! VROOOOOOOOOM!
Colton: HONK! HONK!
Katie: SCREECH! BANG! KABOOMSTERS!
Carly: What kind of road is this?
Katie: Apparently a dangerous one.
Basement
Lora: *lights candle* Oooh can I sleep down here?
Lilly: This place has the word Satan written all over it.
Lora: And that is exactly why we need to get a ouija board in here.
Lilly: NO! Geez, are you insane?
Lora: Yes.
Lilly: Well you're not doing that and I'm not going to sleep down here.
Lora: But we're roomies.
Lilly: Not in here we aren't.
Lora: So where do you propose we stay?
Lilly: Not in the basement. You know these old castle things and the ghosts that live in them.
Lora: We're not starting that again.
JC: *runs over* BOO!
Lilly: AHHH! *falls over*
Lora: Wow, she's really cooky.
JC: I found secret potions down here.
Lora: OH! I want to play with them! Can we drug Horatio? Wait, no..That wouldn't be a good idea. I don't want him to die.
JC: *lifts bottle*
Lora: ...Pepto Bismol.
JC: Yeah it's soooo wierd. I didn't know they had pink medication in the 1800s.
Lora: They have it in the 21st century too.
JC: Like what?
Lora: Pepto Bismol.
JC: NO WAY!
Lora: *grabs bottle* This was left here by the maintenance crew you noob roaster.
JC: Noob roaster?
Lora: I'm trying to make things colourful.
Miami Lab, next day
Josh: *walking*
Lori: *runs over* Hey!
Josh: *looks at Lori*
Lori: I have a question...Actually it's more of a favor.
Josh: Sure.
Lori: Gavin's kind of out of a job for the moment and I'm in a bit of a grind with some medical bills.
Josh: So what do you need?
Lori: A second job.
Josh: *stops walking* Here.
Lori: *shrugs* I know I'm not qualified but I've had training.
Josh: Right, in Colombia.
Lori: I normally wouldn't ask but if you could put in a good word for me, it would be appreciated.
Josh: I thought you never wanted to work here.
Lori: Well when you owe 14 grand on your hospital bill, it's a little hard to beg and choose.
Josh: 14 grand?
Lori: Surgery. They want to find out exactly where I'm at so they're going to poke around.
Josh: *sigh* I'll call Horatio.
Lori: Thanks. *leaves*
TBC...................
that_girl1 said
Do you ever sleep Geni?
They don't call me the Insomniac Mod for nothin'
Colton, you know, it would be rather creepy but interesting at the same time. Who knows what could happen, there's plenty of thread left. Muaha. As the old saying goes "Be afraid, be very very afraid" :devil:
And 12 000 dollars isn't very much but that's only for the little hand falling off. He may owe billions more! Which would detract him from all the Hummerhome purchasing.
Thanks for the reviews!
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Burning building
Heather: *slaps Eric* I can't believe you got us trapped in here!
Delko: It wasn't the plan!
Heather: Why did you bring a candle!
Delko: You told me to!
Heather: I didn't tell you to!
Delko: Well I heard it somewhere!
Heather: GET US OUT OF HERE!
Delko: I can't!
Heather: Why!
Delko: You're yelling at me!
Heather: I'll kill you if you don't get us out!
Delko: WE'RE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY!
Outside building
Ryan: *places hands on hips, cape flies in the background* Have no fear, Wolfe is here! *runs into door, falls down* OW.
Inside
Heather: Did you hear that?
Delko: Hear what?
Heather: I heard a loud bang.
Delko: Well the building is falling apart.
Heather: Not that. *leans against door* Hello?
Outside building
Ryan: *caught in cape* AH! *rolling around on grass*
Inside
Heather: I hear rolling.
Delko: Rolling?
Heather: Yeah like someone's rolling around on the grass.
Outside
Ryan: STUPID! CAPE! *kicking*
Door falls over
Ryan: YAY!
Cape catches fire
Ryan: NO!
Heather: *runs out* Oh my God, are you okay?
Ryan: Yeah! *rolling around*
Heather: Oh you saved me! *hugs Ryan*
Delko: *stumbles out* Quick! Get the horses out!
Heather: What horses?
Delko: *shrugs* I hear it in the movies all the time.
Ryan: *lifts cape* Ah...I just got it too. *pouts*
Horatio: *runs over* What's going on out here?
Heather: *points to Eric*
Horatio: *frowns*
Delko: ...WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!
Ryan: H, my cape is ruined.
Horatio: *sigh* I just made that for you. If you want to be a hero, you have to keep it behind you at all times.
Ryan: So what if the wind blows it in my face?
Horatio: Cut the cape so it doesn't happen.
Ryan: But then it'll just look like a tablecloth.
Horatio: It looks like a tablecloth right now.
Ryan: *looks at cape*
Heather: Alright, anyway let's get back inside.
Delko: Yeah. I almost became a Cuban-kebob.
Heather: *slaps Eric* How do you even have a child.
Delko: Oh yeah...
Horatio: ...Is she still at my house?
Delko: You offered to babysit.
Horatio: *sigh* Call Josh.
Delko: *laughs* He's going to be making so much money.
Horatio: You're paying for it.
Delko: Ah man.
Inside castle
Katie: *kicks Colton* Get out of my room.
Colton: I called it.
Katie: We already flipped a coin. I WIN.
Colton: You lose.
Katie: WHAT!
Colton: You cheated.
Katie: I never cheat.
Colton: *lifts brow*
Katie: Okay well I didn't cheat this time.
Carly: *walks in* Will you two shut up, I'm trying to read one of these old books I found.
Katie: What book?
Carly: I don't know. It's in Olde English.
Katie: So why are you reading it?
Carly: Horatio wanted us to broaden our horizons and I thought I'd take the initiative.
Katie: Ugh, this isn't Masterpiece Theatre, this is a road trip. Ie, FUN.
Colton: Yeah and we aren't even on a road.
Carly: So pretend you are.
Katie: Okay. *jumps on bed, makes like a steering wheel* VROOOOOOOOOOM! VROOOOOOOOOM!
Colton: HONK! HONK!
Katie: SCREECH! BANG! KABOOMSTERS!
Carly: What kind of road is this?
Katie: Apparently a dangerous one.
Basement
Lora: *lights candle* Oooh can I sleep down here?
Lilly: This place has the word Satan written all over it.
Lora: And that is exactly why we need to get a ouija board in here.
Lilly: NO! Geez, are you insane?
Lora: Yes.
Lilly: Well you're not doing that and I'm not going to sleep down here.
Lora: But we're roomies.
Lilly: Not in here we aren't.
Lora: So where do you propose we stay?
Lilly: Not in the basement. You know these old castle things and the ghosts that live in them.
Lora: We're not starting that again.
JC: *runs over* BOO!
Lilly: AHHH! *falls over*
Lora: Wow, she's really cooky.
JC: I found secret potions down here.
Lora: OH! I want to play with them! Can we drug Horatio? Wait, no..That wouldn't be a good idea. I don't want him to die.
JC: *lifts bottle*
Lora: ...Pepto Bismol.
JC: Yeah it's soooo wierd. I didn't know they had pink medication in the 1800s.
Lora: They have it in the 21st century too.
JC: Like what?
Lora: Pepto Bismol.
JC: NO WAY!
Lora: *grabs bottle* This was left here by the maintenance crew you noob roaster.
JC: Noob roaster?
Lora: I'm trying to make things colourful.
Miami Lab, next day
Josh: *walking*
Lori: *runs over* Hey!
Josh: *looks at Lori*
Lori: I have a question...Actually it's more of a favor.
Josh: Sure.
Lori: Gavin's kind of out of a job for the moment and I'm in a bit of a grind with some medical bills.
Josh: So what do you need?
Lori: A second job.
Josh: *stops walking* Here.
Lori: *shrugs* I know I'm not qualified but I've had training.
Josh: Right, in Colombia.
Lori: I normally wouldn't ask but if you could put in a good word for me, it would be appreciated.
Josh: I thought you never wanted to work here.
Lori: Well when you owe 14 grand on your hospital bill, it's a little hard to beg and choose.
Josh: 14 grand?
Lori: Surgery. They want to find out exactly where I'm at so they're going to poke around.
Josh: *sigh* I'll call Horatio.
Lori: Thanks. *leaves*
TBC...................
Anni Grey
Coroner
awesome updates Geni! Leave it up to Delko to get into trouble...AGAIN. Jeez, leave him alone for five minutes and the world goes up in flames... But he is sure fun to have around, am I right?
I'm loving the castle vibe you've got the RTers in. I just about died with the talk of pink potions and oujia boards. I could only imagine them in a seance... Oh the fun to be had...and the potions.. *grins eviliy* that would be just too funny to see...
And talk about funny... I laughed till I cried with Wolfe and his cape, and still more, Horatio giving him hero pointers. Even now, when I think about it, I still bust out into guffaws. That's just blinkin funny, hands down!
One of my fave updates , easily! Of course, the prior hilarity of the older threads not withstanding
Excellent work!
Oh, and thanks, Geni! I really appreciate it!
I'm loving the castle vibe you've got the RTers in. I just about died with the talk of pink potions and oujia boards. I could only imagine them in a seance... Oh the fun to be had...and the potions.. *grins eviliy* that would be just too funny to see...
And talk about funny... I laughed till I cried with Wolfe and his cape, and still more, Horatio giving him hero pointers. Even now, when I think about it, I still bust out into guffaws. That's just blinkin funny, hands down!
One of my fave updates , easily! Of course, the prior hilarity of the older threads not withstanding
Excellent work!
Oh, and thanks, Geni! I really appreciate it!
that_girl1
Coroner
Heh, I love the vocabulary used.
I might be using that on a day-to-day basis. And my friends will be wondering why I'm acting like suck a "noob roaster".
I might be using that on a day-to-day basis. And my friends will be wondering why I'm acting like suck a "noob roaster".
cainesugar
Coroner
Love the update, Geni. Lora and I are roomies! Somehow I don't imagine that going over so well... :lol: Crazy and Crazier.
Heather and Eric are saved! Thank God, too. But Ryan in a cape? Uh... not my man. Real men don't wear capes. Didn't you learn anything from The Incredibles? :lol: JK Geni.
Great update!
Heather and Eric are saved! Thank God, too. But Ryan in a cape? Uh... not my man. Real men don't wear capes. Didn't you learn anything from The Incredibles? :lol: JK Geni.
Great update!
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