CSI:Miami - "Road Trip *puts on shades* Number Nine."

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:lol: *falls over laughing.* Ryan in a cape AND getting hero pointers for Horatio, oh man that was great.

And Lora and Lilly are roomies! hahah. So, who's Speed's female counter part and who's Eric's? :lol:

*Stops to stare and drools* Lilly!! Your icon is awesome... that man has a lot of muscles :drools:

*ahem* BTW I love Lora's idea about drugging Horatio. ;)

Great update <3
 
Welcome to the thread klj7678!! This fanfic is a real blast, you'll have fun. ;)

Ryan: *places hands on hips, cape flies in the background* Have no fear, Wolfe is here! *runs into door, falls down* OW.
ARE YOU SERIOUS. :lol: It would be funny if he just saved Heather and left Eric. :lol: And when's Horatio gonna do the cape thingy for me? :lol:

Lora: *lights candle* Oooh can I sleep down here?
Lilly: This place has the word Satan written all over it.
Lora: And that is exactly why we need to get a ouija board in here.
Lilly: NO! Geez, are you insane?
Lora: Yes.
BUT NOT STUPID!! :lol: I hate Satan! (Well doesn't everyone?) For me, there's God, sleep, thinking about my favourite actors, then plotting against Satan.

But Lilly and I are roomies!!! YAY. *tackles Lilly* So what, chick flick? (Please no) Pillow fight?

*ahem* BTW I love Lora's idea about drugging Horatio.
Haha yeah remember what we were talking about yesterday Heather? What was it...handcuffs, Horatio, and steaminess? :lol: I guess i'll have to drug him or something. Didn't the 1800's have love potions and stuff? *hopeful*

Thanks for the update Geni, just great!
 
NOOOO don't drug H cause last time something happened to him way back in another thread i was driving and I believe I almost killed us all ... am I wrong geni? LMFAO ..... ryan in a cape very interesting .... i would love to see that on a eppy of Miami one of these days lmfao. Hmmm ouji board eh.... geni those things well ... they can be pretty ... interesting at times... and let me tell u seances aren't easy .... well if ur trying to do good... u could screw up and have something bad happen... in this case letting lora and lilly do a seance in the basement of a very old castle .... may not be a good thing (no offence gurls) lol.
Great update as always and can't wait for more weird fun!
 
^ Yeah Ouija boards aren't exactly high on my list of things to do on my spare time. ;) Ie: I would never touch one in my life.

Yeah I think Horatio was drugged once...Was it cocaine? If I remember correctly, they had to take a bus back to Miami. But it's early so I'm not sure. *looks at watch* Okay it's 3:13pm which isn't early but gal darnit it's early for Geni!

Thanks so much for the reviews everyone. :)

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Kitchen, castle

Katie: *eating apple* So I heard Eric and Heather got trapped in a burning building.

Speed: *opens fridge* Yeah.

Katie: *looks down at apple* Was this plastic?

Speed: The entire bowl was plastic.

Katie: *drops apple* So, you and Anni..Sharin' a room.

Speed: *closes fridge* We're married.

Katie: I know. But see my room is right next door so don't be doing anything hinky.

Speed: *crosses arms* Is this your idea of small talk?

Katie: Well everything else I say, you think I'm stupid.

Speed: I don't think you're stupid. I think you're insane, there's a difference.

Katie: Excuse me but I'm not crazy.

Speed: Really.

Katie: Yeah. And by the way, I'm the one who stood beside you all those times you were stupid enough to almost get yourself killed.

Speed: I know and I'm greatful.

Katie: *frowns* So don't call me insane. Then again, I was probably insane for even feeling the SMALLEST ounce of love for you which sounds sooo soap opera-ish but it's true.

Speed: *angry sigh*

Katie: What.

Speed: *closes kitchen door*

Katie: *lifts brow*

Speed: *walks over*

Katie: ....

Speed: I still love you.

Katie: *stares at Speed*

Speed: You're all I think about.

Katie: ...

Speed: *inches closer* I need you.

Delko/Anni: *run in* HAHAHAHAHA!

Speed: *laughs*

Katie: *wide-eyed*

Anni: THAT WAS THE BEST TRICK EVER!

Delko: OH MY GODI THINK I PEED!

Speed: *laughing* You should see your face.

Katie: *throws bowl of fruit*

Speed: *ducks*

Katie: You suck.

Anni: Aw, don't worry Katie, it was all in good fun.

Speed: Yeah. Learn to have a little fun.

Katie: YOU! *points to Speed* SPAWN OF SATAN.

Delko: Hey let's try it on Lora next. Who can imitate Horatio?

Anni: OH! I CAN! *puts on shades* Time...For a little prank. *runs*

Delko: *runs*

Katie: *opens fridge*

Speed: *smiling*

Katie: Shut up.

Speed: You're so guillible.

Katie: I didn't find it funny.

Speed: Oh lighten up.

Katie: Since when did you become a prankster?

Speed: Since your mind is fun to play with.

Katie: *slaps Speed*

Speed: *laughs*

Katie: You're a jerk. *grabs orange juice*

Speed: *leans against wall*

Katie: *pours juice into cup*

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: What.

Speed: You're cute when you're mad.

Katie: Shut up, it's not going to work a second time. *drinks*

Speed: *walks over to counter, grabs bread*

Katie: *snatches bread away*

Speed: Come on, it was a joke.

Katie: *grabs pieces of bread* I'm glad you had a laugh at my expense. I hope you get shot.

Speed: *wraps arms around Katie* Ah come on, get over it.

Katie: *smirks* Get off of me or I'll break your arms.

Speed: *hugs tighter*

Katie: RAWRG! *throws bread*

Speed: *laughs*

Katie: *runs around table* I hate you.

Speed: *walks over* No you don't. *kisses Katie's forehead*

Katie: Well you're still a jerk.

Speed: *smiles*

Delko: *runs in* LORA'S GOING TO KILL ME!

Anni: *runs in* HIDE US! HIDE US!

Outside door

Lora: COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!

Inside

Anni: Hide! *runs under table*

Delko: *squishing into fridge* Ugh, why do these things have to be so small?

Speed: They kind of weren't built for human beings.

Delko: How about the oven?

Speed: Depends on why you're cooking a human being.

Lora: *runs in* DIE! *swinging sword*

Katie: AH! *ducks* Where did you get a sword?

Lora: The wall over the fireplace. Really handy. Now which one of you imitated Horatio. Because he sounded very girly.

Speed: No idea.

Lora: *looks at Katie*

Katie: I've been in here the entire time.

Lora: ERIC DELKO.

Delko: *from inside fridge* AH!

Lora: *opens fridge* AHA! DIE!

Anni: *grabs Lora's feet*

Lora: AH! *falls over*

Anni: HA!

Lora: *swings sword*

Anni: *screams*

Lora: I win.

Anni: *holding arm* Ow ow ow ow ow.

Speed: *runs over* You okay?

Anni: Dingbat here cut me.

Speed: Lora, I don't think battery with a deadly weapon is going to sovle anything.

Lora: It'll make me feel better.

Delko: She has a point.

Anni: Yeah well it was a harmless prank.

Lora: It wasn't harmless to me.

Anni: So cut up Eric.

Lora: *looks at Eric*

Delko: NO! I just went along for the ride.

Lora: Honey I don't see shades of grey.

Delko: But I'm brown.

Anni: Truce?

Lora: No. You tricked me and now you must die.

Katie: You know, I didn't find my prank very funny but at least I didn't go running around with a sword.

Lora: Don't worry, it's rusted. It won't do much damage.

Anni: *wide-eyed*

Delko: Let's poison her food.

Lora: *pinches Eric*

Delko: OW!

Katie: I have the perfect way to resolve this. *reaches into Speed's pocket*

Speed: What are you doing?

Katie: *opens wallet* Lora, here's fifty bucks.

Lora: Ooh. *sniffs money* Smells like cologne. Bonus.

Katie: *grabs fifty* There. Problem solved.

Speed: *grabs wallet back* Next time maybe you should take someone else's money. Like Eric's.

Delko: Ha, joke's on you. I don't have money.

Lora: Don't you have a job?

Delko: Yeah.

Lora: Where does the money go?

Delko: I owe Horatio a lot...So he takes my paycheques.

Lora: Then maybe you should stop breaking things.

Delko: I can't help it.

Fridge door breaks off

Delko: Oops.

Lora: Nice.

TBC...............
 
^ Yeah Ouija boards aren't exactly high on my list of things to do on my spare time. Ie: I would never touch one in my life.
Coming from one who watches Supernatural...

Speed: I still love you.
Katie: *stares at Speed*
Speed: You're all I think about.
Katie: ...
Speed: *inches closer* I need you.
Delko/Anni: *run in* HAHAHAHAHA!
Speed: *laughs*
Katie: *wide-eyed*
Anni: THAT WAS THE BEST TRICK EVER!
Delko: OH MY GODI THINK I PEED!
Speed: *laughing* You should see your face.
Katie: *throws bowl of fruit*
Speed: *ducks*
Katie: You suck.
Anni: Aw, don't worry Katie, it was all in good fun.
Speed: Yeah. Learn to have a little fun.
Katie: YOU! *points to Speed* SPAWN OF SATAN.
:lol: :lol: :lol: OWNED! :lol: Oh my gosh i can't stop :lol: 'ing. :lol:
Delko: Hey let's try it on Lora next. Who can imitate Horatio?
YES! *prays* Oh please let me fall for it... *reads on*
Speed: Since your mind is fun to play with.
Oh man say that to Lori. :lol: / :( feelings when you think about it...
Delko: *runs in* LORA'S GOING TO KILL ME!
Anni: *runs in* HIDE US! HIDE US!
Outside door
Lora: COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!


Lora: *runs in* DIE! *swinging sword*
Katie: AH! *ducks* Where did you get a sword?
Lora: The wall over the fireplace. Really handy. Now which one of you imitated Horatio. Because he sounded very girly.
Haha i actually have some fantasy swords and daggers. And throwing knives. (I actually use them) I showed up for a hunting trip with the guys with one of my swords for a joke and you should of saw the looks on their faces. They thought i was serious. :lol:

Horatio sounding girly?? To me?! Well... *breathes on nails* :lol: Wish i could hear Horatio actually doing that.

Lora: Honey I don't see shades of grey.
Delko: But I'm brown.
*cant stop laughing* Oh man. *laughs some more* I've been laughing since 5 minutes ago. *starts to cough*

Thanks for the laughs Gen! Just awesome! *cough*
 
First... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:.... That was friggin hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at them...on the down side though, that was pretty crucial, being that Katie was falling for it. I have to wonder, who came up with that little prank...Hmmm....

And then to do it to Lora, and it backfires? So awesome! I could just see Eric trying to squeeze himself in the refrigerator...as only Eric can do :D Inspired, truly inspired!


Awesome work, Geni! I can't believe they got Speed in on it! :lol: Gold I tell you..gold!
 
Wow what a harsh prank...but it was interesting .... lora... calm down gurl... assualting people with rusty swords could do dangerous things such as like ... well i can't remember what cause i'm so tired so ya... anyway *whistles*
Great update!!!
 
We need a tally, how many things can Delko break before we leave England?
I love how we're in one of those few places where we have easy access to things like swords, crossbows, and firewood. Knowing our group, this is definitly going to end badly.
The Speed Katie thing TOTALLY freaked me out for a second. I was like 'what the hell is going on?' but then I had to laugh with Anni and Delko.
LORI! Shit, 14 grand is a hell of a lot of money. Hopefully Horatio can hire her and she'll be able to pay for it so she doesn't DIE!
Geni is amazing, and we worship her
 
Sorry I haven't been in here in a while. :eek:

Thanks so much for the reviews everyone! *huggles all*

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Bar, Miami, 10:30 pm

Gavin: *walks over* I got your message. You okay?

Lori: *scoffs*

Gavin: *sits* Have you been cryin'?

Lori: No, I find it fun to spray water in my face for effect.

Gavin: *rolls eyes* Why did you call?

Lori: Uh, gee, maybe it's because you're my husband.

Gavin: You're the one who's been avoiding me.

Lori: Yes well I'm finished avoiding. *stands, hugs Gavin*

Gavin: *sigh*

Lori: I don't know what I'm going to do. I just..I don't know. *lets go* When the hell do I get to stop worrying all the time? I feel defective. Nothing EVER goes right. EVER! And I'm so pissed about it! *wipes eyes* Ugh. *leaves*

Outside, alley

Gavin: *runs over*

Lori: *leans against wall* You know, I had this idea of where I was going to be in twenty years. And it certainly didn't consist of me in a pine box because of my own stupidity.

Gavin: Lori, this wasn't your fault.

Lori: No? So who decided I was going to get hooked on crack? Well it definitely wasn't the wind. And who decided meth would be fun? So you know what, if I'm going to die by my own hand, I might as well not wait. *pulls out gun*

Gavin: *stares at Lori* What the hell are you doing?

Lori: I'm tired of dancing around the bonfire. If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. I won't wait.

Gavin: Give me the gun.

Lori: Oh yeah, sorry, just because you asked, I'll do it. Screw what I've been thinking about for the past two days.

Gavin: This isn't funny.

Lori: *shrugs* Well, see you in hell I guess. *points gun to head*

Gavin: *grabs Lori's arm*

BAM

Lori: *kicks Gavin* NO!

Gavin: Ugh! *falls backward*

Gun falls on ground

Gavin: *looks at gun*

Lori: *lunges*

Gavin: *grabs gun*

Lori: *glares*

Gavin: *stands* You're not going to do this.

Lori: *whips out knife from back pocket* Either way I'm dead so what difference does it make. *swings knife*

Gavin: Lori! *runs over*

Lori: *drops knife*

Gavin: *grabs Lori's wrist* I can't believe you're this stupid.

Lori: *sits on ground* Heh, seems like.

Gavin: Lori, look at me. Lori! *grabs Lori's face* Look at me!

Hospital, 5am

Josh: *walks over* Any word?

Gavin: *crosses arms* She lost a lot of blood. She went into a coma an hour ago.

Josh: I'm sorry.

Gavin: *sigh*

Josh: I called the team. Calleigh and Tim flying back to the US right now.

Gavin: *blinks*

Josh: What?

Gavin: *walks away*

Josh: Uh...Okay.

Next day, Miami lab

Alexx: *walks over* Yelina supoenaed the medical records.

Natalia: *grabs folder*

Alexx: Blood tests are the interesting part.

Natalia: *looks down at folder* Lead poisoning.

Alexx: Mhm. Affects the peripheral and central nervous system causing insomnia, nausea, irritability and with extreme cases, headaches and seizures.

Natalia: So she wasn't dying because of the drug intake.

Alexx: She was being killed. Slowly.

Natalia: How long would it take to do severe damage?

Alexx: Years. The average person is has less than 10 micrograms per deciliter in their blood. That equals to about 100 parts per billion. Most cases I've seen of lead poisoning have been in the 200 parts per billion range. Lori? there's enough in her system to kill her twice.

Natalia: Well how does something like that happen?

Alexx: Almost everyone has been exposed to evironmental lead whether it be through inhalation, ingestion, or dermal contact. I've seen severe cases of lead poisoning from people who've come back from South American countries like Venezuela, Brazil-

Natalia: Colombia?

Alexx: *nods* But they generally don't have more than 150 to 200 parts per billion at the most. Now this is at environmental levels that spread across anything from plant life which has been srayed with chemicals or industries that give off toxic chemicals. It's mostly passive transfer.

Natalia: And that's not what this is.

Alexx: Not even close. This is pure lead, you can't find it in South America unless someone has a very expensive lab and we all know Lori was nowhere near one.

Natalia: So she had been poisoned in Miami.

Alexx: There are only two labs in Miami capable of manufacturing something this lethal. Comrex Labs, an environmental testing agency and this lab.

Natalia: This lab?

Alexx: There are two sections of this lab cleared for biological toxin testing and that's DNA and Trace.

Natalia: I'm going to check with Comrex first. *looks at watch* I think Speed and Calleigh just flew in a couple of hours ago.

Comrex Labs

Calleigh: *hands over folder* Have you ever seen her in this lab before, Mister Williams?

Williams: No. Look, when I get a call from MDPD about someone in my lab responsible for poisoning, I take it very seriously.

Natalia: We don't doubt that Mister Williams. We have a warrant for your employee list.

Williams: Of course, I'll have my secretary get it.

Calleigh: Have you ever had a break in?

Williams: Not that I know of. We have a very high priority on security at this facility. We can't risk a compromise of our samples.

Calleigh: *grabs employee list from secretary*

Natalia: Any names popping out?

Calleigh: No. *looks at Williams* Thank you, we'll be in contact.

Trace Lab

Calleigh: *walks in* Natalia's checkin' employee records to see if any of them have been in the system. Have you checked around our lab?

Speed: Yeah we're in the clear.

Calleigh: So all eyes are on Comrex. Have you even heard of them before today?

Speed: Yeah they released an article a few years back on animal testing. If you ask me, their analysts need to check the protocols a little more closely. It's a pretty shoddy lab.

Calleigh: *nods*

Speed: We need to check into the victim's previous contacts, encounters, anywhere she'd be within the past five years or later.

Calleigh: Alexx narrowed down her exposure to the US so we can start there.

Speed: Well we can't exactly interview her because she's in a coma.

Calleigh: ...How are you handling it?

Speed: Like any other case.

Calleigh: I didn't mean the case.

Speed: I'm fine, Cal.

Calleigh: I should let you know that Horatio gave me seniority on this case.

Speed: *stares at Calleigh*

Calleigh: Apparently his confidence in you is less than...Stellar.

Speed: *nods*

Calleigh: So if you get too emotionally inv-

Speed: She's my daughter, how am I not supposed to get emotionally involved?

Calleigh: That's what I want to know.

Speed: Look, I'm going to do my job either way and the evidence won't be compromised and I don't need you breathing down my back.

Calleigh: Okay.

Speed: So what do you need me to do?

Calleigh: Talk to Gavin.

Speed: *lifts brow*

Calleigh: He's in the atrium.

Speed: Why am I talking to him?

Calleigh: He might know something he doesn't even realise is important.

Speed: Fine. *leaves*

Calleigh: *sigh*

Natalia: *walks over* Got some candidates.

Calleigh: Really.

Natalia: *hands over paper* John Alvarez.

Calleigh: *grabs paper*

Natalia: Recently got out of prison for a B&E. He also belongs to a gang situated in Miami. Although they do business in South America as well as other US states.

Calleigh: *smirks* Look at his alias.

Natalia: ...Zero? So?

Calleigh: Nice work.

Atrium

Gavin: *staring out window*

Speed: *walks over*

Gavin: *lowers head*

Speed: I'm sorry.

Gavin: I tried to stop her.

Speed: Well she's always had a mind of her own. I doubt you could have done anything.

Gavin: *shakes head*

Speed: Is there anyone you know of who would want her dead?

Gavin: Based on the amount of people she's pissed off? I can think of a few.

Speed: Think of someone recent.

Gavin: Why, what have you found out?

Speed: That's part of the investigation which you're not privy to.

Gavin: And you are?

Speed: You're not a CSI.

Gavin: So there was a crime.

Speed: Maybe. That's why we're looking into it.

Gavin: So that's why Josh said you and Calleigh were coming back.

Speed: *rubs eyes* You're as bad as Lori.

Gavin: Tell me what you found out.

Speed: I can't.

Gavin: She's my wife!

Speed: I know you're upset but I can't divulge anything and just because you're yelling at me, it won't make me break down and tell you.

Gavin: *rubs face*

Speed: So who would want to hurt her.

Gavin: What does it matter? They won't go away for murder or...Attempted murder.

Speed: She thought she was dying, right?

Gavin: Yeah.

Speed: Which lead to the events that caused her to end up in the hospital so they are just as much responsible.

Gavin: *sigh* Fine.

Speed: Fine, what.

Gavin: I think it's Zero.

Speed: Why?

Gavin: When I was part of his gang, he tracked down all of my 'victims' beforehand. All pretty petite blondes, all dying. All of them, not giving a damn in the first place.

Speed: So he knew Lori was dying before she even found out.

Gavin: Yeah.

Speed: So you knew.

Gavin: I thought it was because of her drug use....It's not, is it.

Speed: Did he ever make anyone fit into his criteria?

Gavin: Yeah, once. He tracked her for years, poisoning her.

Speed: With what?

Gavin: I don't know. But when she made it into our hanger, she could barely lift her head.

Speed: So you killed her anyway.

Gavin: *frowns* I didn't kill her, he did.

Speed: How many did he kill personally?

Gavin: Just the ones he poisoned. Let me guess, he's after Lori.

Speed: Was he ever in Colombia?

Gavin: He was born there, it would make sense that he'd go back.

Speed: When did he get back to the US?

Gavin: Ten years ago.

Speed: You worked undercover, why.

Gavin: Ask my former boss.

Speed: You were tracking him, I need to know why.

Gavin: Because he's a pain in the asses of everyone he encounters. He's a killer, a drug dealer and insane.

Speed: Okay. Do you know where he'd be?

Gavin: *crosses arms* I have a few ideas.

Speed: Which are what?

Gavin: I'm not telling you anything until you give me what I want first.

Speed: I can't.

Gavin: Then happy hunting.

Speed: *walks away*

Gavin: *frowns*

Speed: *turns around* If you go looking for him yourself, he won't be the only one going to prison. *leaves*

Gavin: Noted. *leaves*

Everglades, Hangar

Guy: Whoa, hold on.

Gavin: Get out of my way.

Guy: You got an appointment?

Gavin: Gee, show me your appointment book and we'll decide.

Guy: It's written up here. *points to head*

Gavin: Open the door.

Guy: Can't. Gotta have the boss' permission.

Gavin: *takes out taser*

ZAP

Guy: ACK! *falls over*

Gavin: *opens door, walks in*

Inside hangar

Guy2: *turns around, pulls out gun*

Gavin: *punches Guy2 in the face*

Guy2: *falls over*

Zero: *stands* Ah, Gavin. So nice to s-

Gavin: *pulls out gun, pushes it to Zero's head* Sit down.

Zero: *sits* You used to be so polite. *laughs* You might want to put the gun away before you hurt someone.

Gavin: *glaring*

Zero: You're not a killer, Gavin. We both know that. You're a coward like everyone else on my team. The difference is, they follow the rules. You never did. Then again, you were working for the police.

Gavin: Yeah well not anymore.

Zero: Hailey said your little toy didn't look so healthy. I suspect that's the reason you're here. *shakes head* See what happens when you fall for one of the victims? I tell everyone here not to have that happen. Mistakes are made, such as letting them escape.

Gavin: So killin' her is going to fix that.

Zero: I should have killed you. The only problem is, I'd have cops on my ass which I don't need.

Gavin: Well you've got some now.

Zero: I heard. So they're surrounding the place as we speak?

Gavin: No.

Zero: *laughs* Even better.

Gavin: You're a sick bastard.

Zero: So I hear.

Gavin: You had no right to hurt her. Or any of them. And the only reason you're not in prison or dead is because people are afraid of you.

Zero: So you're going to kill me now?

Gavin: I'm not a killer, remember?

Zero: Then put the gun down.

Gavin: *lowers gun*

Guy3: *walks over, grabs gun*

Zero: It's unfortunate for you. Anyone who comes in uninvited, doesn't leave alive.

Gavin: *nods*

Zero: *stands, pulls out gun*

BAM

Gavin: UGH! *falls over*

Zero: Don't feel bad. Killing your little toy wasn't personal. I could care less about her.

Gavin: *holding stomach*

Zero: You on the other hand, are a pain in my ass.

Gavin: *coughs*

Zero: Remember rule number one, don't piss off the boss.

Gavin: I...Much prefer rule n-number two. *frowns* Always bring a second gun. *pulls out gun*

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

Zero falls over

Gavin: *drops gun*

Guy3: *runs over* Boss? BOSS! OH CRAP!

Gavin: Ugh.

Guy3: *looks down* Ooh that's a lot of blood.

Gavin: *looks at Guy*

Guy3: Um...Okay so I'll just call 9-1-1...

TBC....................
 
Oh my gracious...Such a serious update, but so awesome! Poor Gavin, doing a Lori and got shot in the stomach. I sure hope that he makes it through! Can't wait to read more :)

Awesome update! ;)
 
Yes, I can now update again, thank you. :p

Hee.

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Miami, Lab hallway

Calleigh: *hands over folder* You and I have a case.

Speed: What happened to the case we were on?

Calleigh: It's closed. Our suspect which we already knew was guilty dropped dead.

Speed: How.

Calleigh: A few bullets. Mister 'Self Defense' is in the hospital having his own wound nursed.

Speed: He's an idiot.

Calleigh: You knew who I was talking about?

Speed: *sigh* So what's this new case.

Calleigh: It's kind of...Weird.

Speed: Weird how?

Club, Miami

Calleigh: Weird.

Speed: *staring at stage*

Tripp: *walks over* Regina Suarez, 21 years old. Got doused with a bucket of blood, Carrie-style. And...*lifts bag* Alexx found this in the wound.

Calleigh: Is that a tooth?

Tripp: Alexx said it looked like a dog tooth. *scoffs* And you guys aren't goin' to believe this but I just got off the phone with her parents. They say she was posessed.

Speed: Okay, hold on. Is this a joke?

Tripp: I checked three times. No joke.

Calleigh: Halloween's in town. *shrugs* It is a full moon.

Speed: Jesus. *walks away*

Tripp: He doesn't believe in the boogey man?

Calleigh: *smiles*

Castle, UK

Lora: OH MY GOD THE BOOGEY MAN! *swings sword*

Delko: AH *ducks* Will you knock it off? I came to get a drink of warm mil-I mean scotch.

Lora: Don't walk around in the dark like that. It's friggin' Halloween season.

Delko: What were you doing downstairs?

Lora: Hunting the boogey man.

Delko: *lifts brow*

Lora: This is his prime time. His shin dig. *slaps Delko* Wubba might be here.

Delko: *screams*

Katie: *runs downstairs* I HEARD WUBBA! WHERE'S WUBBA!

Lora: With the boogey man.

Katie: *screams*

Delko: Okay how do we kill them?

Lora: There's only one way. Salt and burn the bones.

Delko: ...

Katie: ...

Lora: Okay so too much television.

Delko: Horatio will protect us.

Lora: I can't find him.

Delko: What?

Lora: I've been looking for him too. He's not in his room, he's not in the Hummerhome and I was about to check the kitchen but I thought I heard the boogey man.

Delko: Horatio's missing on Halloween?

Katie: In his defense, it's not Halloween yet.

Delko: HORATIO'S MISSING!

Anni: *runs downstairs* Okay I don't feel safe.

Ryan: *runs over* Horatio's missing?

Lora: Big time.

Ryan: But...But....But why? How? Who would do this? Why? OH MY GOD THEY KILLED HIM AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE!

Heather: *walks over* Now let's not panic, I'm sure there is a logical explanation for all of this.

Thunder is heard

Heather: AH! *hugs Ryan*

Lilly: *runs over* GET OFF MY MAN! *slaps Heather*

Heather: Ow!

Carly: *runs over* Oh my GOD I can't get a phone signal! I was in the middle of a text message!

Delko: Good, now that we're all here, we can find H.

Carly: ...Missy and JC aren't here either.

Delko: OH NO! *holds head* This is not good.

Carly: Why? They're always MIA.

Delko: Yes but so is Horatio. There is something rotten in the state of...Um...England?

Katie: England isn't a state.

Delko: I know that.

Carly: First thing's first. Find H.

Delko: What if he's dead?

Lora: He's Jesus. He can't die.

Heather: ...Jesus died.

Lora: SHUT UP AND FIND HIM!

Delko: Okay I'll take upstairs, the rest of you take the basement.

Katie: Um, that's pretty cowardly, even for you. *grabs Eric's ear* I say you take the basement.

Delko: OW! OW! OW!

Carly: How about we all look in the basement.

Lilly: It's like 5000 square feet. And dark.

Lora: I have an idea!

Carly: No fire.

Lora: But-

Carly: No fire.

Lora: How abou-

Carly: No fire.

Lora: Damnit. How abou-

Carly: *frowns*

Lora: Fine. No fire.

Delko: Can we use-

Carly: NO FIRE.

Delko: Ah man.

Miami, club

Calleigh: *grabs curtains*

Speed: *snaps pictures*

Calleigh: These smell weird.

Speed: ...Yeah it's a club normally filled with sweaty teens. They're bound to smell a little odd.

Calleigh: *sniffs* Smells like cheap cologne.

Speed: Maybe Eric flew back to Miami.

Calleigh: *laughs* You're crabbier than usual.

Speed: You think this case has to do with Halloween.

Calleigh: By all definitions, it does. Pig's blood in a bucket, wearwolves, posession.

Speed: It's a bunch of stupid kids who think they're being funny. A young woman died, Calleigh.

Calleigh: Are you okay?

Speed: I'm fine.

Calleigh: *walks over* So be happy for a while. No one likes a crab apple.

Speed: *frowns* I'm trying to do my job. It's not supposed to be happy, fun and full of lollipops and rainbows. I'm not you.

Calleigh: ...What's that supposed to mean?

Speed: Nothing.

Calleigh: You know Tim, there's being a crab and there's being rude.

Speed: Why can't you get on the same level as everyone else in the department?

Calleigh: Same level?

Speed: Do you see them all making jokes and having fun at crime scenes?

Calleigh: I didn't say I was havin' fun. What is your problem?

Alexx: *walks over* Is there an issue over here?

Speed: No.

Alexx: Good, because the witnesses are starting to get a bit ancy at the high level of professionalism over here.

Speed: *throws camera to floor, leaves*

Calleigh: ...

Alexx: What's his problem?

Calleigh: *leaves*

Outside, near Hummer

Calleigh: Maybe you shouldn't have come back to Miami.

Speed: Yeah maybe.

Calleigh: *sigh* ...Will you just tell me what's goin' on?

Speed: *rubs forehead*

Calleigh: Does it have to do with Lori? Because I understand th-

Speed: No you don't. She tried to kill herself. It's not something you instantly think of.

Calleigh: I think it would be best if you went home.

Speed: *opens Hummer door* Yeah, Lord knows I have another kid there I can screw up. *slams door, drives off*

Calleigh: *rolls eyes*

TBC..................
 
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