CSI:Miami - "Road Trip *puts on shades* Number Nine."

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Okay well Lori has some issues to get over I guess... breaking her boyfriend's arm to vent? Jeez. Homicidal girlfriend attacks during the night, while he's sleeping...

JK. Love the update Gen. Hope you haven't exploded from the FANTASTICAL episode and will be back to update. :D
 
*snuggles Colton* You'll grow your hair back. :)

Yes Heather, I was on a Speedle high. :D Teehee. Well, more like...Okay yes it was a high.

Thanks Anni! :)

*explodes*, lol.

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Shopping centre, Fiji

Lori: *walks in* I didn't know they had a walmart here.

Gavin: Must be the new thing. I mean, people do live here.

Lori: *smiles* Oh my, look at these perfumes. They must have been made here.

Woman: *walks over* Hello ma'am, how may I help you?

Lori: *lifts bottle* Was this made here?

Woman: All of our scented products are made on the island. Would you like a sample?

Lori: *grinning* Well I don't usually wear perfume but...I guess it couldn't hurt.

Woman: *spritz*

Lori: *sniffs* Mmm. Very tropical.

Woman: It's one of our best sellers among tourists.

Lori: I can see why. Gavin, come smell this.

Gavin: *looks at Lori*

Woman: *lifts brow*

Lori: *waves hand* Oh he's just a little shy and insecure about all of this.

Woman: I have a husband like that too.

Lori: *stares at woman*

Gavin: ...

Lori: *laughs* Oh, no, no, we're not married.

Woman: *smiles* My mistake.

Lori: Yet! *shows hand*

Woman: OOOHHH! LOOK AT THAT ROCK!

Gavin: *rubs eyes*

Woman: Ooooh he's a nice catch isn't he?

Lori: *giggles*

Gavin: *grabs Lori* Excuse us ma'am.

Few feet away

Lori: I was shopping for perfume.

Gavin: You're not really actin' like...Yourself.

Lori: How am I supposed to act?

Gavin: Less like a valleygirl and more like...Lori.

Lori: I did beat you up this morning.

Gavin: Yes and I appreciated it. *rubs arm*

Lori: So I'm not allowed to giggle with the staff at Wal Mart and shop around for perfume?

Gavin: You can do anything you want.

Lori: *crosses arms* Was that a tone?

Gavin: No.

Lori: Yes it was.

Gavin: I'm not allowed to have a tone?

Lori: No.

Gavin: Hypocrisy has no limitations these days.

Lori: Excuse me?

Gavin: Forget it.

Lori: What's your problem? You've been acting more like my f...*clears throat*

Gavin: Your father.

Lori: I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Gavin: Look, I don't want to fight with you. *leaves*

Lori: *covers eyes* Smooth.

Hummerhome, 11am

Anni: Okay, right hand, green.

Delko: *slams hand down*

Anni: *spins* ....Left foot, red.

Delko: *slams foot down*

Missy: I don't mean to complain but Eric's butt is right at my face and we just had tacos.

Anni: Eric, pass wind and lose the game.

Delko: NO! I'm winning!

Anni: You're not winning, no one's winning. Alright, Colton. Right foot, blue.

Colton: *slams foot down*

Delko: YOU'RE ON MY OTHER HAND, YOU'RE ON MY OTHER HAND!

Colton: Grow my hair back and I'll take it off.

Delko: I didn't even burn it off.

Colton: I blame you.

Delko: What did I ever do to you?

Colton: *presses foot harder*

Delko: OW!

Horatio: *walks over* ...Are you playing Twister?

Anni: Yeah want to join the fun?

Horatio: Normally I would but I have to help Calleigh and Speed change the flat.

Anni: They're grown-ups, they can handle it. When's the last time you had some fun?

Horatio: I suppose it's never too late to contort your body until everything gives out on you. I'll have a go.

Anni: Left foot, yellow.

Horatio: *puts foot down* Hey this is pretty easy so far.

Anni: Right hand, red.

Horatio: ...But that's right below me. My elbow doesn't bend that way.

Anni: Hey you wanted to play the game.

Outside

Lilly: Remind me again why Speed and Calleigh left us here to change the tire while they go for a walk?

Lora: They trust us the most.

Lilly: I don't think that's the reason.

Lora: I like to think it is. Pass me that long stick thing.

Lilly: *hands over stick*

Lora: Besides, it's a nice day. It's not like we were doing anything else.

Lilly: I came here to have fun, not change tires.

Lora: Look, if there's one thing I've learned within the months of knowing these guys is anything can happen.

Lilly: I've known them longer.

Lora: Oh so now it's a competition.

Lilly: *narrows eyes*

Lora: *sits* This tire is impossible to change.

Lilly: That's because you haven't cranked the jacks.

Lora: Say again?

Lilly: *sigh* You have no idea how to change a tire, do you.

Lora: I've seen tires being changed on television. It can't be so hard. All we have to do is call over the first guy we see on the highway, assume he isn't an axe murderer and BADA BING we have our solution.

Lilly: How have you lived this long?

Lora: Luck and money.

Lilly: I bet.

Roof

Heather: Are you sure it was a good idea to put the Slip 'N Slide on the roof of the Hummerhome?

Ryan: Yeah, why not? Nothing could go wrong.

Heather: Wait. *grabs Ryan* Before you start slippin' and slidin' maybe you should read the instructions first.

Ryan: What's to read? You slip, you slide, and bingo, the fun continues.

Heather: Um on the roof? Don't you think you could fall off?

Ryan: There's always a possibility.

Heather: Put your clothes back on.

Ryan: *looks down* What's wrong with my trunks?

Heather: You've had about twenty cars honk at you. And I think a few of those were men.

Ryan: *scratches head* I bet they'd let me slip and slide.

Wal Mart, Fiji

Entertainment area

Lori: *runs over* I've been looking for you for over an hour. Where the hell have you been?

Gavin: *sitting on couch watching tv*

Lori: *grabs remote, turns off tv*

Gavin: *grabs remote, turns on tv*

Lori: *frowns* You going to run from every little fight we have? Because in my experience, it doesn't end well for the marriage.

Gavin: *changes channel* Yeah I guess, since I'm your father and all.

Lori: Will you stop it? It was a dumb comment and I'm sorry. You're nothing like him. For one, you're in better shape.

Gavin: *changes channel*

Lori: And you have different DNA which is a BIG plus.

Gavin: *raises volume*

Lori: *sits* Okay I'm acting like an idiot. Yeah, I said some stupid things. I just thought you'd be happy that I'm finally at a place in my life where I'm comfortable with myself and my surroundings.

Gavin: *turns off tv*

Lori: ...

Gavin: I'm not trying to inhibit your happiness and I'm certainly not trying to control your every move. Which is what I think you implied earlier.

Lori: It was a stupid thing to say.

Gavin: I'm sorry I took off. I should be the one grovelling.

Lori: Well I didn't think that's what I was doing.

Gavin: *smiles*

Lori: *smirks*

Gavin: I apologize, I should have been more aware of your needs.

Lori: *nods* I should have recorded that.

Gavin: *rolls eyes*

Lori: *smiling*

Gavin: *looks across room*

Lori: *smile fades* What.

Gavin: Stand up slowly and walk toward the exit.

TBC................
 
Okay seriously since I actually started working at walmart this summer its haunted me everywhere... weird commercials and radio broadcast, firefighters camping on the northland walmart roof... and I totally forgot geni loves to use walmart in here LMFAO ... long as no one sets foot in the shoe section we're all good lol. Its also Ironic that she mentions electronics lol... cause well... ya off topic there. And why would Gavin suddenly say to get up and walk towards the exit... i can't wait to read and find out whats happing!!! Great update as always geni and can't wait for more!!!
 
Wowza. Leaving Lora and I attempting to change a tire is probably not the smartest thing. And Heather and Ryan slip n' slidin' on the roof? ...Well FIRST of all let me get in on the Ryan-in-trunks-slippin'-slidin' fun, but won't they fall off onto the road?

Horatio Caine plays Twister. :lol: Well I don't think we saw that one coming. Can Horatio even bend in the first place? I just imagine his flexibility to be horrible, from all the super-straight standing positions he takes. But maybe he secretly takes ballet or something, who am I to know.

Lori and Gavin. Ah, well they had their first fight in Fiji. I'm glad they're both over it, however, because I can't wait to see them get married and elope in paradise... or WalMart :lol:. I didn't even know they had WalMarts in Fiji. But anyway...

Now you've got me anxious.. who or what knows they're in Fiji and forced him to leave? Can't wait, Geni. :)
 
Geni...of course, this was brilliant. First of all..TWISTER!!!! I love that game! And Horatio Caine playing twister...hiliarity in a bottle:lol:

But maybe he secretly takes ballet or something, who am I to know.


And suddenly, I've laughed myself into oblivion... Horatio in ballet...*falls out hysterically* OMG...*passes out*

Lori Speedle, doth many spectrums in your life... That girl, first she's kick ass, now she's as Gavin said, "a valleygirl" I can understand that Lori's in a place now that she is trying to be comfortable in her life, and that's great that she is trying new things. Gavin just has to understand that as well...And the Dad commment was kinda harmless to me, but that's just my opinion. I kinda like the New and Improved Lori. Sure will make an interesting marriage....


AND *cue dramatic music* WTF??? What's going on in Fuji? Who did Gavin see?????
 
Sorry i've missed so much! My nets not working. :( But these are some fantastic updates Geni! I showed my friends the one about Barney, and they're laughing their butts off. They said it was "something i would say." Plus my friend Chris is literally laughing his ass off....

Horatio: Fine. The next time we're in a shoot out, I'll walk in naked.
Everyone: ...
Lora: I LIKE THAT IDEA!
Haha Geni you know i do. ;)

Horatio: How come no one ever hides behind me anymore?
Heather: Because you're not man enough to get shot and take it.
SO NOT TRUE. horatio, i'll just behind you when the time comes. I promise. Feel free to be a wimp and jump behind me too.

Calleigh: Oh your poor eyebrows...And eyelashes. Your little goatee thing too.
Colton has a goatee?? Since when?!

On to page 20! *bell rings*

Ok maybe tomorrow. Love you Geni, i'll be back sooner or later. *hugs everyone in thread* Love you all! (i feel weirder today :D )
 
There's a guy named Gavin in the CSI: Miami episode 'Chain Reaction'. How weird is that?

Awesome update Geni!:)
 
Whoa, for a second there I totally didn't know why you put that in a Spoiler Code. I was like "Does she know something about the RT that I don't?" :lol:

That is seriously freaky. :lol: First there was this Lori chica on Miami last Monday--which admitedly I didn't see anyone mention the name and she was probably one of the random uni girls but I digress. I hope Miami's Gavin resembles in a sense our Gavin. That would be cool, lol.

Lilly, you crack me up so much. Horatio in ballet? Ha, for some reason I can actually picture it. Horatio in his little pink tutu, doing a pirouette. :lol:

Lora, I'm glad I could make your friends laugh, lol.

By the way, I really have no idea if there's a Wal Mart in Fiji :lol: (and it's probably something I should have checked into first because I normally do that) I'm assming there wouldn't be, because it's a smallish tropical island. However, we'll just say they got one because there are more tourists there every year. I mean, it's friggin' Fiji.

Anyway, I'll have a chapter soon! Thanks so much for the reviews.
 
Heather: Are you sure it was a good idea to put the Slip 'N Slide on the roof of the Hummerhome?
Ryan: Yeah, why not? Nothing could go wrong.
Heather: Wait. *grabs Ryan* Before you start slippin' and slidin' maybe you should read the instructions first.
Ryan: What's to read? You slip, you slide, and bingo, the fun continues.
Heather: Um on the roof? Don't you think you could fall off?
Ryan: There's always a possibility.
Heather: Put your clothes back on.
Ryan: *looks down* What's wrong with my trunks?
Heather: You've had about twenty cars honk at you. And I think a few of those were men.
Ryan: *scratches head* I bet they'd let me slip and slide.

*HONKS HORN* :devil: I'll have a slip and slide with Ryan... the roof sounds interesting... can we put a big fire rescue 'catch me' cushion at the end? Just in case?

And Ryan in trunks... :D *runs away from Lilly.*
Anni: Eric, pass wind and lose the game.
Bwahaha. That's when he farts... and everyone passes out. :lol:

Lora: I've seen tires being changed on television. It can't be so hard. All we have to do is call over the first guy we see on the highway, assume he isn't an axe murderer and BADA BING we have our solution.
Lilly: How have you lived this long?
Lora: Luck and money.
Lilly: I bet.

I bet to.. those two are awesome. Very great. Like a female version of speed and Eric. :D

hahah. This was great. Can't wait for more... especially of Ryan in the swimming trunks.
 
If Lora and I are Speed and Eric, I'll be Speed. First, he's not a friggin' moron, and second, he's Speed. :D

I'm glad y'all got a kick out of my odd visual image of Horatio doing ballet. I'd like to think it's a gift, that I can imagine really, really weird things like that. *snickers* Jeez, now I got myself laughing. :lol:

Can't wait for the update!
 
Oh! What has Gavin seen? What's going on? And why is that there is no such thing as a no fighting marriage? *sigh* 'for I love the imperfections of man kind'.
Slip n' slide on the roof? I smell disaster, but that might be Delko's butt, which is apparently in my face. *sigh* this will end badly.
Geni is my hero!
 
Thanks again for the reviews. :D Apologies for not having a chapter up last night, I was very tired. (For the first time in a few months too)

Lilly, I'd say Eric has some good qualities. It's just that in this fic, intelligence doesn't seem to be among them. :lol:

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Miami, South Pointe Park

Alexx: *kneels* They got you working?

Josh: *smiles* Only until the team gets back.

Alexx: You solo?

Josh: Nah, one of the casual girls got called in. Her name's Natalia.

Alexx: Oh yes, I only met her a couple of times. Nice girl.

Josh: And late, too.

Alexx: *laughs*

Josh: So what do we have?

Alexx: *opens wallet* Mia Gonzalez, 42 years old.

Josh: *snaps pictures* Time of death?

Alexx: In between 4:30 and 5:00 am. There's some gravitational droplets on the steps up there.

Josh: *looks up* Thanks for the head start.

Alexx: No problem.

Natalia: *runs over to tape, lifts ID*

Cop: Your name?

Josh: *looks over* She's with me.

Cop: *lifts tape*

Natalia: *runs over* Sorry I'm late, the maps around here are horrible.

Josh: It's okay, I just started. Why don't you take a look up those steps and take some photos of the blood droplets.

Natalia: Sure. *looks around*

Josh: You didn't bring a kit?

Natalia: OH! *snaps* I knew I was forgetting something. I'm so sorry, I mean it's early and I was called an hour ago and I didn't eve-

Josh: *hands over camera* Here, use this one. I've got an extra in the back of my Hummer.

Natalia: Oh thanks. *grabs camera*

Josh: *lifts brow*

Natalia: Right! *runs up steps*

Alexx: *scoffs*

Josh: *shakes head*

Alexx: Hey. *points at ground* Looks like you've got some trace.

Josh: *looks down* Yeah. *picks up leaf* This doesn't look like it belongs here.

Alexx: Aren't there only Elm and Palm trees in this park?

Josh: Yeah and this is Mountain Ash.

Alexx: How can you tell?

Josh: We have them in New York.

Natalia: *walks over* I found the bottom of a heel. *lifts up object*

Josh: *looks at body* She's wearing running shoes.

Natalia: This could be from the killer.

Josh: Good find.

Natalia: *smiles*

Hummerhome

Horatio: *straightens out tutu*

Delko: *lifts camera*

Horatio: Is this really necessary?

Delko: You lost Twister.

Horatio: I don't think this is in the rules.

Delko: Sure they are.

Horatio: May I see them?

Delko: Nope. *snaps camera*

Horatio: Ow. *rubs eye*

Anni: *runs in* Okay, for your next punishment, you have to stand outside and wave to the oncoming traffic. Wearing the tutu. But don't forget your shades, it's bright out there.

Horatio: Alright. *grabs shades*

Anni: No no. *hands over shades* These ones.

Horatio: ...These are in the shape of stars and have glitter on them.

Anni: *smiles* Exactly.

Carly: *runs in* Okay I have the pedestal set up.

Horatio: Pedestal?

Carly: Ryan helped me build it. Although I'm not sure why he's wearing nothing but trunks but they look GREAT on them.

Anni: Mmmm. Mind if I spray him with water?

Carly: Oh go ahead.

Speed: Um, Anni.

Anni: Yeah?

Speed: I hope your ring isn't getting any tighter.

Anni: *looks down* No, why?

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Outside

Horatio: *steps onto pedestal*

Ryan: *drags crime scene tape around highway*

Calleigh: Okay Horatio, you know what to do.

Horatio: *sigh*

Calleigh: *places tiara on Horatio's head*

Horatio: Do I really need the tiara?

Ryan: *walks over* Where's the stilletoes?

Calleigh: Oh I have 'em right here.

Horatio: I can't balance on those.

Calleigh: Hey if I have to do it at work every week, you have to do it in the middle of the highway. Now wave to those motorists.

Horatio: *waves*

Horns honk

Horatio: Are you sure this is the loser's punishment?

Delko: Positive.

Lilly: Here's the sache. *wraps sache around Horatio*

Horatio: *looks down* Crime Scene Do Not Cross?

Calleigh: Keep waving.

Inside Hummerhome

Katie: *sits on couch* Ugh.

Speed: *open cupboard*

Katie: Do we have any Pepto?

Speed: Yeah, why.

Katie: Stomach ache. I tried taking so ibuprophen but it didn't work.

Speed: Then you shouldn't be taking Pepto.

Katie: Why not?

Speed: It has aspirin in it. *hands over glass of water*

Katie: ...Thanks. I didn't know that.

Speed: *sits*

Katie: So how come you're not outside?

Speed: Seeing my boss humiliate himself isn't at the top of my list of things to see while on a road trip.

Katie: *laughs*

Outside

Horatio: How come only men are honking?

Lora: You do kind of look like a woman.

Horatio: No I don't.

Lilly: Explain the posture.

Horatio: I thought this would look sexy.

Delko: He needs some knickers.

Carly: I HAVE SOME!

Delko: Didn't need to know that.

Anni: Horatio at least make it look like you're having fun.

Horatio: I look like a cross between Elton John and a very womanly Horatio Caine. It's unsettling.

Anni: But the crowd really digs it.

Horatio: I see a lot of people laughing.

Anni: They're laughing out of love.

Horatio: Eric's laughing.

Anni: ...Okay maybe he's an exception.

Miami, Trace Lab

Natalia: *walks in* Hi.

Josh: *looking through microscope* Hey.

Natalia: What are you looking at?

Josh: The piece of heel you found. It's in a tear drop shape, seven inches long and reinforced with metal. *lifts head* Stiletto. And by the amount of wear on the bottom of it, I'd say this woman wears them to her place of work and probably has back problems because of it.

Natalia: ...You know all of this by looking at the broken end of it?

Josh: ...Well...I...You'd be surprised what you learn.

Natalia: The shoe's dark red. Not popular among working women.

Josh: Depends on the occupation. She could be a model, exotic dancer, b-

Natalia: Exotic dancer?

Josh: Yeah. It's common among men to have stiletto fetishes. Makes it more erotic.

Natalia: ...

Josh: I used to be gay.

Natalia: *smiles* Whew, okay because you were just freakin' me out a bit.

Josh: So what'd you find out from Alexx?

Natalia: Cause of death was blunt force trauma, which could have been caused by a fall. There's a fracture at the base of the skull and a broken neck.

Josh: So she could have been running down the stairs and slipped.

Natalia: The thing is, there's gravitational drops on the steps.

Josh: Maybe the killer was injured in the process.

Natalia: Could be.

Josh: *lifts up leaf*

Natalia: You find that at the scene?

Josh: It's a Mountain Ash leaf. Not common in Miami.

Natalia: Aren't there botanical gardens in Miami that would have that type of tree?

Josh: Definitely. But let's stick with the victim first. I want to know what she was doing, where she was going and who would want her dead.

Natalia: I'll get on it. By the way, I don't think we actually formally introduced ourselves. I'm Natalia Boa Vista.

Josh: *nods* Josh Speedle.

Natalia: *wide-eyes* NO WAY.

Josh: *lifts brow*

Natalia: Are you related to Tim Speedle?

Josh: No, our last names are very common.

Natalia: *laughs* Oh my God I'm meeting a Speedle. Okay well I already met Tim but OH MY GOSH.

Josh: We're not that great.

Natalia: Yeah but I thought if I sucked up to you, I wouldn't get yelled at for being incompetant.

Josh: You're not incompetant.

Natalia: YOU'RE SO NICE!

Fiji

Lori: *stands* What is it?

Gavin: You see that woman over there?

Lori: Yeah.

Gavin: We dated.

Lori: *starts laughing*

Gavin: What.

Lori: I thought she was dangerous or something.

Gavin: She murdered three people.

Lori: Oooh was she in your little gang?

Gavin: Yeah, unfortunately.

Lori: How come she left?

Gavin: She was..A little over ambitious. Killing people was like...A high for her.

Lori: I want to meet her.

Gavin: We need to leave.

Lori: Nonsense. *walks away*

Chainsaw aisle

Lori: *walks over* You must be the infamous girlfriend that I only heard about one minute ago.

Hailey: *turns around* Excuse me?

Gavin: *walks over*

Hailey: *smiles* Gavin. What a wonderful surprise, seeing you here.

Gavin: What are you doing here?

Hailey: Buying chainsaws.

Gavin: Of course.

Hailey: Who's your little chica?

Gavin: This is Lori.

Hailey: She's pretty. *grabs chainsaw*

Lori: I understand you two went out.

Hailey: *laughs*

Lori: *lifts brow*

Gavin: Checkin' up on me?

Hailey: Well since the boss was thrown in prison and Tito went to prison, the rest of the guys hired me back. Tada! I'm supposed to be looking into a buyer for all them drugs that were left behind. I heard Fiji was the place to get one and I found you. Imagine that. So, this your new Malibu Barbie?

Lori: Excuse me?

Hailey: Good luck with him, you're gonna need it.

Lori: Why.

Gavin: Hailey, get lost.

Hailey: Relax, I'm not going to kill anyone and I didn't come here to 'get' you. You're so paranoid. *looks at Lori* Want some advice? Don't get him angry. There's a whole 'nother side you don't wanna see.

Lori: *stares at Hailey*

Gavin: I hope you find a buyer. *leaves*

Hailey: Whew, good luck girl.

Lori: *leaves*

Outside

Lori: What the hell was that?

Gavin: What.

Lori: The whole ominous 'don't get him angry' crap.

Gavin: She's psychotic. Knowing her is like playing with fire. I'm tellin' you, we need to steer clear.

Lori: Was she telling the truth?

Gavin: No.

Lori: Really. So when you scared the hell out of me in my own office, that was just...For fun?

Gavin: ...

Lori: *shakes head*

Gavin: So what, you don't trust me because some woman told you something?

Lori: No. Of course not.

Gavin: Can we please just get out of here?

Lori: Sure.

TBC...................
 
Hey i CAN change a tire! :lol:

Oh man i wish i was there playing twister with Horatio. Would of MADE MY DAY. :lol: Excellant way to to 'accidently' collapse all of the certain person... ;) Rawr.

OH PLEASE GOD NO. Horatio just lost his dignity, being in traffic like that.....*honks car horn anyways* :lol:
 
OH! More Lori/Gavin Angst! Long lost girlfriends provide interesting plot twists.
Horatio...in heels...and tutu...on pedestal...OMG! *dies of laughter* that's all I can say.
 
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