Oh the letters on my PC are worn down.
You can thank Lilly for the Horatio in a tutu deal.
I stole it from her, lol. *huggles Lilly*
RT gang movie night sounds like a cool idea.
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Miami, next day
Josh: *walks into trace lab*
Natalia: OH THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!
Josh: Something wrong?
Natalia: Yeah there are kids running all over the lab.
Josh: Kids?
Natalia: Yeah a little girl and some blonde kid with REALLY blue eyes. He's kind of cute though but GOSH he's a little hell raiser.
Josh: *clears throat* ETHAN.
Ethan: *crawls out from under table* Yeah dad?
Josh: What did I tell you about leaving the lounge?
Ethan: Don't.
Josh: Exactly.
Ethan: Cait said I could.
Josh: Get back to the lounge. Now.
Ethan: *wipes off pants* Just tryin' to have fun.
Josh: Go on.
Ethan: *runs out*
Natalia: That kid has a mouth on him too.
Josh: Wonderful.
Lounge
Cait: I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!
Ethan: Shut up, Aussie.
Cait: *frowns* You're Australian too.
Ethan: I'm American. Besides, I don't have the funny accent.
Cait: *slaps Ethan* You're supposed to like your sister.
Ethan: *punches Cait*
Cait: OW! *rubs arm*
Ethan: *jumps onto couch*
Cait: You're a jerk.
Ethan: *imitates accent* I'm a jerk. Ooooh.
Cait: I'm gonna tell on you.
Ethan: Yeah what's dad gonna do? Spank me?
Cait: It's an idea.
Hummerhome
Anni: HORATIO KATIE KEEPS TOUCHING ME!
Horatio: Katie, stop touching Anni.
Katie: I'm not touching her.
Anni: PRETTY DAMN CLOSE!
Calleigh: Will you both stop acting like children?
Delko: Okay I've got all the video tapes ready. We should have enough for movie night.
Colton: *lifts tape* The Lion King?
Delko: What? It's a good movie.
Carly: I think we should watch an Australian movie.
Katie: No. *grabs movie*
Carly: Aw.
Katie: Let's watch DIE HARD!
Horatio: Ooh I like that idea.
Katie: Yeah yeah okay so let's watch it.
Anni: I want to watch something else. Let's watch The Godfather.
Katie: What a stupid movie. No one wants to see a bunch of mobsters playing politics for seven hours. No way.
Anni: Okay how about a horror movie.
Katie: Depends which one.
Lora: SAW!
Katie: Oooh.
Anni: Nah, I didn't like that one. Too gory.
Lora: Saw II?
Anni: Um, same thing.
Lora: Saw III.
Anni: *frowns*
Lora: Saw IV.
Anni: That hasn't even come out yet.
Lora: LET'S MAKE A MOVIE ON OUR OWN!
Everyone: NO!
Lora: ..Fine, but my bubble.
Delko: Let's watch Shrek.
Everyone: ...
Delko: So that's a no?
Lilly: I have an idea. *grabs movie case* A Scanner Darkly. It FINALLY came out and I've been dying to watch it.
Horatio: Yeah actually I heard great things about it.
Calleigh: Oooh is that the one with all the druggies and cool animation?
Colton: Yeah it's state of the art.
Delko: Sounds good to me. I read the book.
Anni: You read?
Delko: ...Okay I read the graphic novel.
Anni: Yeah, pictures. Figures.
Heather: I think it's a good idea. Plus I haven't been confused in at least an hour.
Ryan: Doesn't this have that dude from The Matrix in it?
Heather: Yeah but Keanu plays this role pretty well I think.
Ryan: I want to watch Woody Harrelson. He cracks me up. OH OH Wynona Ryder!
Colton: ...Wow. There are A LOT of washed up actors in this movie.
Speed: HEY.
Colton: What's your problem?
Anni: Alright let's put 'er in.
Carly: *puts DVD in*
Two minutes later
Heather: I'm confused.
Lora: ...It's the previews.
Heather: I know and I'm very confused.
Five minutes later
Katie: Why is that guy naked?
Anni: *squints* And why does he have little green bugs all over him?
Calleigh: Naked cartoons look very odd.
Delko: *looking at case* What's this rated anyway?
Horatio: OH! OH! IS HE ON DRUGS?
Lora: Obviously. Look how twitchy. What the hell's he on? Speed?
Speed: What?
Lora: Not you. The drug.
Speed: Oh.
Katie: Haha he grabbed the dog.
Anni: OH HE'S SO CUTE! I LOVE HIM!
Katie: Aww he's washing the dog too, even though it doesn't have bugs on it.
Colton: That bug spray could have killed him.
Anni/Katie: *sigh*
Ten minutes later
Heather: I'm confused. Why did he just get his head blown off by the cop?
Katie: He didn't actually. Stupid though how he couldn't even remember the Miranda thingy. Geez. What a stupid character.
Anni: But he's kinda cute.
Calleigh: Yeah he has that ruggedness about him.
Horatio: Okay ladies, why don't we pay attention to the plot.
Calleigh: We are. The characters ARE the plot.
Horatio: ...No they aren't.
Calleigh: You want to be put back in that tutu again?
Horatio: ....I'll be quiet.
One hour later
Heather: I'm confused.
Katie: *holding head* Wait, wait wait. Okay so how do those blurb guys know what's going on and how is Keanu two characters?
Colton: And why is he taking those little red pills?
Lilly: *slaps Colton* Those are the drugs, you noob sauce.
Colton: Oh.
Lilly: Haven't you been paying attention?
Colton: *points to screen* Well Wynona's not wearing a bra in this movie!
Katie: You're so shallow.
Colton: Yeah you should talk, miss "omgah omgah Freck is naked"
Katie: SHUT UP.
Speed: I don't like this movie.
Delko: How come?
Speed: Because it doesn't make sense. And Keanu isn't a very convincing cop.
Horatio: THAT'S what's wrong with this movie! *laughs* Man it's been bothering me for an hour.
Carly: Where did the dog that was at the beginning go? And why is that purple-headed eye monster reading a scroll?
Katie: NO! NO! FRECK! DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE!
Speed: Relax, he's fine.
Katie: *grabs Speed* HOW DO YOU KNOW!
Speed: I read the book.
Katie: Oh. Whew, that's a relief. What a great actor.
Speed: The actor's an idiot.
Katie: What? Why?
Speed: If I tell you, the universe will implode.
Katie: *screams*
Carly: I heard he was playing some Russian in his next role.
Colton: That's not what I heard. I heard he was a hallucination in his next role.
Carly: Well Australia's behind.
Calleigh: Oooh what kind of hallucination?
Colton: Sp-
Speed: I'M NOT LISTENING! LA LA LA LA LA LA! *covers ears*
Colton: What did I say?
Horatio: Maybe we should put in another movie.
Katie: Yeah good idea.
Five minutes later
Colton: ...Session 9? Are you kidding me?
Horatio: Hey. This movie is awesome.
Colton: Abandoned insane asylums are not awesome.
Horatio: *twiddles fingers* ...The characters are.
One hour later
Heather: I don't get it.
Carly: Wait, carrot top there didn't kill that dude? I thought he was evil.
Lilly: I think the other guy was hallucinating.
Delko: Can we watch a less confusing movie?
Calleigh: OH! BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2!
Everyone: ....
Calleigh: No?
Delko: I don't like the mom in that movie. She's too hyper.
Calleigh: SHE IS NOT! *slaps Delko*
Delko: OW!
Horatio: And she can't dance.
Calleigh: YOU DIE NOW. *slaps Horatio*
Horatio: OW! *holds face*
Calleigh: Oh I'm sorry! Ma nail got you in the eye.
Horatio: Yeah I know, I was there.
Lora: HA! H has sarcasm, that's so awesome. LET'S WATCH ROSWELL!
Delko: That's not even a movie.
Lora: Maybe it is.
Delko: Maybe it isn't.
Lora: I'll bet you twenty bucks.
Delko: You're on.
Lora: You. Me. Google. Now.
Ryan: No one wants to watch Mystic River?
Heather: I bet it'll confuse me.
Fiji, beach
Gavin: *walks over* Well despite our quarrels, we are now married.
Lori: *smirks* Oh I bet we'll have many quarrels.
Gavin: You seem to be lookin' forward to it.
Lori: *laughs*
Gavin: *wraps arms around Lori* So, Mrs Henderson, what now?
Lori: Ah man.
Gavin: What?
Lori: I have to get new cheque books.
Gavin: *smiles* No kiddin'.
Lori: And I have to meet your family. Oh crap that's not going to go over very well.
Gavin: They'll love you.
Lori: Ick. They're not a 'hugging' family, right?
Gavin: Well...
Lori: Ah man.
Gavin: *lets go* You'll be fine. Besides, I was stuck dealing with your mother so it's your turn.
Lori: You suck.
Gavin: Thanks.
Lori: So cowboy, I think it's time we had a teeny chat about this 'future' of ours.
Gavin: Alright.
Lori: ...I got nothin'.
Gavin: Why don't we just take this one step at a time.
Lori: Sounds good to me. So what's next?
Gavin: *smiles*
Lori: Ugh. *walks away*
Gavin: Hey I didn't say anything.
Lori: Didn't have to!
Gavin: Where are you goin'?
Lori: *smiles* Why don't you find out. *runs away*
Gavin: *laughs* Yeah that's not lame at all. *runs*
TBC.....................
