Hunter said
Great updates though Geni, i hope you don't text like the gang, because you're fingers are already falling off from typing these updates.
:lol: Can you imagine how much trouble I'd have trying to write whole words? Gosh.
Well since my cellphone is currently somewhere in Eastern Canada being repaired, I'm afraid I don't have the opportunity to text.
Good thing though, because frankly it's a waste of the English language.Bwaha.
*huggles Colton* Ha, you've been released from the box! *raises fist* You and Katie have this sibling spat all the time, you naughty children.
Thanks for the reviews everyone!
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Hummerhome
Anni: WHO WANTS TO PLAY POGS!
Everyone: ...
Anni: Only me? Okay.
Katie: Do you even have pogs?
Anni: I was going to cut them out of pieces of paper.
Delko: *drinks beer* This is much more fun.
Katie: OH YAY ALKEEHOL! *dives into fridge*
Colton: Wow how did she fit in there?
Katie: Ah okay it's cold. *runs out of fridge*
Anni: OH! OH! I'M MAKING PURPLE NURPLES!
Horatio: Don't get any nurples on my carpet.
Anni: I don't even know what a nurple is.
Horato: Well if it makes a mess, avoid it.
Anni: *salutes* Okay we need so muzak.
Delko: Muzak?
Anni: Music. I just said it all ghetto. *turns on radio*
Carly: You need music to make drinks?
Anni: It sets the mood.
Delko: Sharon, Lois and Bram set the mood?
Anni: Whoops, wrong tape.
Lora: OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM! *sings* I love you in the morning and in the afternoon, I love you in the evening and underneath the moon! Skinamarinkeedinkeedink, skinamarinkeedoo! I love YOU!
Everyone: ...
Lora: I watch a lot of daytime tv.
Lilly: You don't watch Barney do you?
Lora: Are you kidding me? It's a giant purple dinosaur who spies on school children as a doll and then comes to life, keeps them at school for the rest of their lives and teaches them 'lessons'. He even has Babybop tied up in his treehouse.
Delko: That's...Quite a spin on an innocent children's show.
Lora: Oh he is no innocent dinosaur. There is a GROWN MAN in that suit. If you ask me, it's Michael Jackson.
Lilly: Okay less television for you.
Heather: What about Sesame Street?
Lora: Don't even get me started on Big Bird. That SO implies something other than a giant yellow bird. Children's tv is full of subliminal messages.
Heather: You are very twisted.
Lora: Hey someone has to notice these things. You think Oscar the Grouch is a role model? He lives in the streets and pops out of garbage cans.
Horatio: Okay I think we can leave the Sesame Street theories alone.
Lora: People have to be informed! ELMO WANTS TO BE TICKLED FOR GOD'S SAKES!
Speed: Anni?
Anni: Yeah.
Speed: Don't ever let Jake watch that show again.
Anni: Deal.
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: Ow. What was that for?
Katie: Populating the Earth.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Katie: Ugh I can't believe Anni slept with you. I can't believe I slept with you.
Speed: Whoa, when did this become 'pick on Tim' day?
Katie: GAH, you're such a man. *slaps Speed*
Speed: Um, ow.
Katie: AH! Don't hit me! *hides behind Eric*
Delko: And you trust me?
Katie: ...No. *hides behind Lilly*
Lilly: I feel special. *smiles*
Horatio: How come no one ever hides behind me anymore?
Heather: Because you're not man enough to get shot and take it.
Horatio: Fine. The next time we're in a shoot out, I'll walk in naked.
Everyone: ...
Lora: I LIKE THAT IDEA!
Fiji, hut
Gavin: *walks in* I'm b....Ack.
Lori: *smiles* These hula girls came by and made me this hula skirt thing.
Gavin: *swallows* It's very...Nice.
Lori: *laughs*
Gavin: *places bag on table* I brought some groceries.
Lori: *runs over* Oooh. *opens bags*
Gavin: You seem chipper.
Lori: The people here are so nice. *grabs eggs* I really want to eat these. How do you feel about poached eggs?
Gavin: Uh...
Lori: PINEAPPLE! I haven't had one of these in a long time. You didn't buy any chocolate did you? Because I can't eat that.
Gavin: I didn't.
Lori: Good. *lifts head* Something wrong?
Gavin: You're amazing.
Lori: *lifts brow* That's a bad thing?
Gavin: *smiles* No.
Lori: *runs over to stove* I'm making eggs. *searches for pans* You know what we haven't done since we met?
Gavin: *lifts brows* Is that something you really want me to answer?
Lori: *laughs* We haven't actually sat down to have a meal. I mean, sure there were the restaurants but it was always so quick because I had to get back to the office or you had to go back to 'killing' people but this is nice. We're both human beings again. AHA. I found a spatula.
Gavin: *walks over* Do you even know how to cook poached eggs?
Lori: Sure. It can't be that hard. You poach 'em. Easy as pie.
Gavin: No. *grabs spatula* Here, I'll make you dinner.
Lori: I didn't know you could cook.
Gavin: I grew up on a ranch, we didn't have fast food and restaurants.
Lori: Oooh saucy.
Gavin: *laughs*
Lori: So teach me to cook. I am here and I am willin' to learn.
Gavin: You sure?
Lori: Hell yeah.
30 minutes later...
Entire kitchen is covered with egg
Lori: *looks around* ...Learn is a very...Relative term.
Gavin: Okay. Let's start with something simpler. Spaghetti.
Lori: Perfect.
Gavin: Grab me some garlic salt, cloves and lean beef.
Lori: ...Explain what all of those are and I'll be happy to oblige.
Gavin: Alright, just grab the noodles. I'll get everything else.
Lori: Perfect. *opens cupboards* ...Where's the noodle box?
Gavin: It should be there.
Lori: *grabs box* Here we are. Okay, do these look like stalks of wheat?
Gavin: Because they're not cooked.
Lori: You have to cook the noodles?
Gavin: ...I'm sorry, what planet did you grow up on?
Lori: *laughs*
Gavin: *smiles* Okay, we'll take this one step at a time.
Hummerhome
Colton: *slaps Katie*
Katie: *slaps Colton*
Colton: *pokes Katie*
Katie: *pokes Colton*
Colton: ARG. *kicks Katie*
Katie: AH! MY SHIN! *cries*
Colton: Oh, are you okay?
Katie: YES. *kicks Colton*
Colton: OW! SON OF A-
Horatio: Colton...
Colton: -BROOM.
Katie: Jerk.
Colton: *cries* Why can't we be friends!
Delko: *opens mouth*
Calleigh: Eric, please don't sing the song.
Delko: Ah man.
Anni: PURPLE NURPLES ARE READY!
Heather: ...Why do they look orange?
Anni: I'm not sure. *scratches head* ORANGE NURPLES ARE READY!
Delko: I don't want to drink it.
Anni: Why not?
Delko: My insides might blow up.
Anni: Nonsense. That only happens to birds and people with bombs inside them.
Lora: *sniffs* It smells like shampoo.
Anni: Actually I accidentally grabbed one of the Head and Shoulders bottles.
Lora: Ah well. Bottoms up. *drinks*
Anni: How is it?
Lora: It tastes like back hair.
Everyone: EW!
Delko: *laughing hysterically*
Calleigh: *slaps Eric*
Delko: *cough* Sorry.
Fiji, 10pm
Lori: *flops onto bed* Whew, cooking takes a lot of of ya.
Gavin: *sits in chair* Especially cleaning the kitchen after you've been in it.
Lori: Oh shush. *sticks tongue out*
Gavin: *opens magazine*
Lori: ...Aren't you tired?
Gavin: Yep.
Lori: So why aren't you in bed?
Gavin: I have to wait until the couch dries. You got sauce all over it.
Lori: Uh, what's wrong with the bed?
Gavin: I..Just didn't think...Well W-We only just got back together. I didn't think it was appropriate.
Lori: We're getting married in five days and you don't think it's appropriate. Stop being such a girl scout, the world won't fall apart.
Gavin: *shakes head* I just wouldn't feel right about it.
Lori: You sure you're a man?
Gavin: *laughs*
Lori: Just makin' sure.
Gavin: *stands* Have a pleasant sleep, Lori. *leaves*
Lori: Pfft, more bed for me.
Hummerhome
Two hours later
Lora: Man these orange nurples are awesome.
Anni: You've had like twenty.
Lora: YEAH AND THEY'RE AWESOME! *pushes Anni*
Anni: Ow.
Lora: WHO ELSE WANTS A PIECE OF ME! *punches own chest*
Heather: Why would you want to drink back hair?
Lora: *pushes Heather*
Heather: AHH! *falls down*
Lora: I AM OOBERTRON. DEFENDER OF THE...THE...DEFENDERS! Wait, who are we defending?
Delko: *lifts hands* Can I have an orange nurple?
Anni: Lora drank all of them.
Lilly:
Everyone: ...
Lilly: Wow, I totally just became animated.
Katie: OH! OH! LET'S PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!
Everyone: NO!
Lora: YES!
Katie: Ha, Lora's up for it. *spins bottle*
Bottle stops
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: *grabs bottle* Maybe this game is less fun than I remembered.
Lora: I'LL DO IT! *attacks Speed*
Speed: *stands*
Lora: *hits window*
Heather: Oh, ouch.
Lora: *holding bleeding nose* Okay I'm good, I'm good, I'm sure I'll feel it tomorrow but right now it just feels a little tingly. *passes out*
Delko: Man orange nurples must be amazing.
TBC..................
