CSI:Miami - "Road Trip *puts on shades* Number Nine."

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Lora, beat me up? Pfft, yeeaaahhhh....

This is by far the best update ever, and hopefully I don't forget everything I wanted to say. But first off: Poor Colton. I feel some sympathy, but it's at the expense of my laugher, so it's all good. Sorry Colton.

First: Ryan and I are on a mission! Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU Gen! And we're an actual, human couple who talks. Even if it's arguing, we made up (and hopefully made out ;)) afterwards, and I'm happy. Hopefully this means that we'll actually see each other from now on, seeing as we are in a relationship (no one would have guessed! :lol:). Thank you so much for giving my favorite RT 'ship' attention! *huggles Geni and Ryan*

And yes Heather, you can hug him, lol. I don't own the guy (though I should, hehe)

Lilly: Yeah it's like he always has to be doing something with his hands too. *imitates Horatio* Hands on hips. Hands grab shades. Hands on hips. Hands put shades on neck. Hands on hips. Fingers pound ID tag. Hand on gun. Hand on shades. Do the hokey pokey and spin yourself around. I mean, that's really what it's all about.
Heather: Yeah and you notice he always has his gun out before any shooting starts happening? Dude you can't just walk around Miami carrying a gun in plain sight! That's why people are shooting at you!
Ryan: *laughs* And don't even get me started about his s-
Base camp
Horatio: I'M NOT LISTENING *plugs ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! DING-A-LING-A-LING!
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Oh my GOD this had me rolling around laughing. I actually read the update this morning before school, and so it was funny all day long. I'm still laughing now, actually, just from the thought of it. *laughs hysertically* But honestly, every second of RT-goodness has me in stitches. In don't know how you manage to come up with hilarious updates day after day (for TWO YEARS) but you're great at it.

Now on to seriousness.


Ah, Lori. Even though she had it coming after all of the drugs and the mistakes she's made and how she seems to trash her life all the time, I still feel like she was cheated. Just when her life gets good, she finds out she's dying. However, with Gavin a normal guy and them in love, I guess she'll have a great two years, and I'm hoping there are no more terrible, heartbreaking surprises in store for her. No matter how much of an ass she was, she deserves to end up with Gavin when she dies.

Or, knowing you, maybe she'll go undercover or something and this is a cover. RT twists and turns, I already expect them. :lol:

*also shakes fist* Hey, I came up with the whole 'Speed comes back' thing in my story, so I totally get how evil producers can be. Stealing our ideas, tsk tsk. JUST BECAUSE MY NAME ISN'T ON TV EVERY WEEK DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE MY STORY. *humph*

Hey Gen I have a question for you. If you knew that you were going to die in three months of an incurable disease and you were given the option to have one day left with friends/family, and then they'd freeze you with the possibility that in 1000 years, they could cure you and you would live out your life in the future, which would you choose? Freezing yourself or the three months?

Haha random, I know. Someone asked me today and I want to know what you'd say. :D
 
You hate me everyone! *cries* What happened to the Calleigh love? lol *screams* ME AND YOU USED TO BE CLOSE CALLEIGH! *cries*

lol Lovin it still! More funniness! :D
 
Lora, beat me up? Pfft, yeeaaahhhh....
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Hey, you'd be surprised Lilly. We people of Canadia are stronger than you think. Plus i'm russian. (That also means i can nuke your ass)

But i never would! :D *hugs* By the way, really sory i had to beat you up in RT....*clears throat*
 
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Now I'm confused, Gavin's not a criminal, just an idiot?
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You have no idea how much that cracked me up and I'm pretty sure it wasn't supposed to. I can just picture you saying that is all, lol.
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I'm glad my comment ammused you. ^_^
Oh, Poor colton, all alone in the box...let's sit on him!!
The names in the hat were amazing! Of course everyone was going to pick Horatio. And Stetler's middle name, I almost forgot about that! Oh God, so funny!
GAVIN'S a good guy! That rocks, because he is SO cool! And Lori's getting married? Good for her. Her life is just so shitty right now, she needs happiness! And she's turning into her mother with all the TEEHEEing.
And as for the big bang, as my friend Aya says 'how the hell did nothing explode into something?' Answer me that.
Geni, you are amazing!
 
sorry I haven't been here much lately my apologies. I've just caught up with the roadtrip and as always Geni great writing, I've enjoyed catching up.... :lol:

update soon please. :rolleyes:
 
WOW! Thanks for all the reviews everyone! :)

Lilly, I'd probably go with the three months. Being frozen for 1000 years doesn't seem like much fun. ;)

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Hummerhome, next morning

Colton: *from inside box* Um...Can I get out now?

Katie: *sits on box* This needs some cushions.

Colton: *muffled* Seriously, I think this air hole is being covered.

Horatio: Where to next?

Calleigh: *looking at brochure* York.

Delko: What, like New York?

Calleigh: *shakes head* Old York. Well, just York. It's a medieval city in England.

Delko: We don't have to wear all that stuff do we?

Calleigh: No but I got us into the castle for five nights. We're going to experience life as royalty.

Anni: Oh like celebrities!

Missy: Medieval celebrities!

Horatio: I don't have to wear blush, right?

Everyone: *looks at Horatio*

Horatio: Nevermind.

Carly: *texting*

Anni: Carly?

Carly: Yeah.

Anni: Stop texting. Please.

Carly: Can't.

Anni: Why?

Carly: Addicting.

Anni: Who are you even talking to?

Carly: Friends.

Anni: We're your friends.

Carly: Nope. Online friends.

Anni: You have online friends.

Carly: Yep.

Anni: How'd you make online friends?

Carly: Messageboards.

Anni: Which ones?

Carly: Good ones.

Anni: And these friends of yours, are they 45 year old guys living in their mom's basement?

Carly: Not all of them.

Delko: That's dangerous you know.

Carly: Mhm.

Anni: *grabs phone*

Carly: HEY!

Anni: *throws phone out window*

Carly: HEY! THAT WAS EXPENSIVE!

Horatio: And it was mine!

Anni: Well we came out here to have fun with each other.

Katie: That sounded very wrong.

Anni: We came out here to spend some time with each other and have a good time. It's not about technology, it's about the companionship.

Carly: Speak for yourself, you have a husband.

Anni: You have a husband.

Carly: Yeah but...He's a Speedle.

Speed: Hey.

Carly: Sorry.

Colton: *banging on box* LET ME OUT!

Calleigh: Maybe we should let him out.

Delko: Yeah I don't think we were supposed to take the box.

Calleigh: *opens box*

Colton: THANK YOU! *hugs Calleigh*

Calleigh: *laughs*

Colton: Thank you thank you thank you. *glares at Katie*

Katie: I didn't do it!

Colton: I'm blaming you anyway.

Carly: Hey Speed can I borrow your phone?

Speed: No.

Carly: ...Calleigh?

Calleigh: No.

Carly: Eric?

Delko: Sure. *hands over phone*

Lora: You idiot! She'll be paying attention to the phone and not us. PAY ATTENTION TO US. *stomps*

Carly: I'm not that special.

Katie: *wraps arm around Carly* Let me educate you. You're Australian. You're the only one with a funny accent.

Carly: You have the accent.

Katie: *gasp* THAT'S RACIST! HORATIO SHE'S BEING RACIST!

Horatio: Carly, stop being racist.

Carly: I'm not being racist.

Horatio: Katie, stop falsely accusing people of being racist.

Katie: I'M NOT! Speed, was I accusing her of being racist?

Speed: Yes.

Katie: Was she being racist?

Speed: Accents have nothing to do with race.

Katie: Yes they do.

Speed: No they don't.

Carly: Finally, someone on my side.

Speed: I'm not on anyone's side.

Delko: Are you on my side?

Lilly: I'm confused. Why are we taking sides?

Lora: I WANT A SIDE! Okay I'm on Horatio's side.

Lilly: I'm on Ryan's side!

Horatio: No sides. We're not doing that again.

Lora: But I wasn't there the last time everyone was at each other's throats.

Horatio: We're at that point right now.

Lora: I know but it's not fun.

Plane

Gavin: *sits down* Here. *hands over water*

Lori: Thanks.

Gavin: You feeling alright?

Lori: *nods* Fine.

Gavin: You look a little constipated.

Lori: You're not funny. *rubs eyes*

Gavin: Headache?

Lori: Yeah, it'll be gone in about two minutes.

Gavin: *lifts brow* You time your headaches?

Lori: No. *holds head*

Gavin: You sure you're okay?

Lori: Stop asking me.

Gavin: I'm just concerned.

Lori: *grabs Gavin's hand*

Gavin: Hey, hey, do you want to get off the plane? We've still got a couple of minutes.

Lori: No. *sigh* No, I'm fine.

Gavin: Headache gone?

Lori: *nods* Yeah. *reaches into purse*

Gavin: What's that? Medication? For what?

Lori: It's for the headaches.

Gavin: As in plural?

Lori: Stop.

Gavin: Tell me what's going on.

Lori: I have headaches, that's what's going on.

Gavin: You're not going to tell me the truth, are you.

Lori: That is the truth.

TBC................
 
Anni: Who are you even talking to?

Carly: Friends.

Anni: We're your friends.

Carly: Nope. Online friends.

Anni: You have online friends.

Carly: Yep.

Anni: How'd you make online friends?

Carly: Messageboards.

Anni: Which ones?

Carly: Good ones.

Anni: And these friends of yours, are they 45 year old guys living in their mom's basement?

Carly: Not all of them.

Delko: That's dangerous you know.
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Oh my GOD I SWEAR this was the funniest thing you have EVER written Geni. I can assure you that I'm not a 45-year old man living in my mom's basement. She let's me live in the attic. :p

I do think that Lori is going to have to tell Gavin what is going on sometime because of how close they are. If she really does trust him, it'll come out eventually, and I can't wait to see his reaction when it does.

Greeeeaaaat update!
 
Awesome update! RT Anni is , as always, hilarious! And Colton is finally liberated:lol: Gold! I can't wait for them to get to York, cause these folks in action is like the greatest thing next to toast(well, if you like that sort of thing, which I do...but I digress) They are extrememly funny!

And yes, Lori is going to have to let Gavin in once more and tell him what's going on with her. I'm sure that Gavin is going to be there for her, that is unless he's got some deranged past life that is going to creep up on them again... Here's hoping not! ;)


Awesome work, Geni!
 
I knew Calleigh loved me in that non-loving way...yeah...make sense of that! :p

I <3 Geni x 1 million...OOH! How about, I <3 Geni more than any of you! :D There...I like that one. :D
 
Thanks Lilly and Anni! :D

Hey Lil, if you get to live in your parents' attic, then I get to live in my parents' couch cushions. :p We can be online freaks together!

*huggles Colton*

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Hummerhome

Carly: *texting*

Katie: Can you knock it off? The incessant clicking is driving me insane.

Carly: Sorry I'll try to click quieter.

Katie: Thank you.

Carly: *texting*

Katie: ...I can still hear it.

Carly: *hands over another phone* Here, text me if you want to talk.

Katie: Oooh okay.

Speed: You are seriously not going to do that.

Katie: It's fun. *texting*

Carly: OH Katie I have a message from you.

Katie: ME TOO!

Anni: Can I join? *pulls out phone*

Delko: I want to join. *grabs phone*

Colton: Count me in.

Calleigh: This seems like fun.

Ten minutes later

Click click click click click click etc

Delko: HAHA.

Carly: *snickers*

Katie: Teehee.

Calleigh: Oooh.

Horatio: I can't believe this. All of you are in the same room. It couldn't hurt to just speak to each other. This is ridiculous.

Katie: Shh, I'm getting a message.

Lora: *texting*

Katie: HEY who sent me a picture of their nostril?

Lora: Me.

Katie: Sweet.

Anni: *texting*

Delko: *texting*

Lilly: *on laptop*

Heather: *covers ears* It's like a clicking war!

Horatio: All of you put the technology down. There is no reason why you can't speak.

Katie: Yes but it's much quieter.

Horatio: No it's not. There's clicking.

Katie: I like it this way. I can send emoticons.

Heather: Or...You can make an expression with your face. It's much easier.

Katie: Do you know how many muscles are being used every time you make an expression? This is the 21st century. No time for that.

Horatio: Either put down the technology or I'm kicking you all out and you can walk back to the US Embassy.

Everyone puts phones down

Horatio: Now speak like human beings.

Calleigh: IDK how dat wrks nemore.

Anni: My bff KT doz.

Katie: Srsly, tru dat.

Horatio: ENOUGH!

Katie: ..U g h.

Delko: That was fun. Can we learn to play with musical instruments next?

Horatio: If you finish your dinner tonight, maybe.

Delko: YES! What are we having?

Horatio: Pot roast.

Delko: Oh gross. Can't we have McDonalds?

Horatio: No.

Speed: *reading book* You know what a real load of crap is? Global Warming.

Anni: Are you reading?

Speed: Yeah.

Anni: Blasphemy. *grabs book*

Speed: *shakes head*

Katie: PUNCH BUGGIE COW! *punches Colton*

Colton: OW! *rubs arm* What's your problem?

Katie: I saw a cow.

Colton: So?

Katie: So I had to punch someone.

Colton: Punch someone else.

Katie: *lifts fist*

Speed: *points gun at Katie*

Katie: ...*lowers fist*

Lora: What about sheep? Can we have a punch buggie sheep?

Katie: HECK YES.

Lora: PUNCH BUGGIE SHEEP! *punches Lilly*

Lilly: OW! That was my face! You're supposed to aim a little lower!

Lora: I thought your arm was there.

Lilly: On my FACE?

Lora: You're really short.

Heather: OH! OH!

Everyone: *looks at Heather*

Heather: I really have to pee. Can we pull over?

Horatio: No stops until we get to York.

Heather: Can I use the bathroom in the Hummerhome?

Horatio: I haven't set it up yet.

Heather: But...I have to pee.

Horatio: Hold it.

Heather: Okay but you're the one who's gonna have to clean the stains out of the carpet.

Delko: Why don't you aim for the hardwood?

Heather: Do I look like I have a hose attached to me?

Delko: No.

Heather: *slaps Eric*

Delko: OW.

Fiji, large cabin hut thing

Lori: *places down suitcase* It's beautiful. Oh look, birds can fly through here!

Gavin: *walks in* I'm goin' to change. *walks into bedroom*

Lori: *looks around* It smells AWESOME in here. Man I hope I'm not allergic to anything. *looks down* Oh the floor is made of sand. HOW ROMANTIC! *squees* OH this place has one of those turn dial light things. *turns dial* Dim, bright. Dim, bright. Dim, bright. Dim, bright. TEEHEE.

Gavin: *walks over*

Lori: That was fast. So what now?

Gavin: Now you get some rest. I'll bring you dinner.

Lori: How very...Southern of you.

Gavin: *smiles* Why thank you kindly ma'am. I'd tip my hat if I had one.

Lori: *laughs*

Gavin: *leaves*

Lori: *turns knob* Dim, bright, dim, bright, dim, bright. Hehe.

TBC.................
 
"Heather: *slaps Eric*"

hahah! That's awesome. He's like, 20 times bigger than me, so it's like a fly hitting a horse. But hey, at least it hurt!

Both updates were hilarious!

Text me!

o m g u r c o o l. :p
 
Okay, the texting was hilarious! I thought I was going to just die...

Horatio: Now speak like human beings.

Calleigh: IDK how dat wrks nemore.

Anni: My bff KT doz.

Katie: Srsly, tru dat.

Horatio: ENOUGH!

Katie: ..U g h.

Delko: That was fun. Can we learn to play with musical instruments next?
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Sometimes, I speak like that for real... :lol:

Lori and Gavin in fuji, that is such a sweet scene! Lori is finally very happy! Oddly that is a good look on her :lol:


Excellent work, Geni!
 
ACK i missed 2 updates!

*reads first update* Haha Colton's out of his box now. On to the seconds update. *laughs* :lol: It's like the only thing i point out in all of the update. :lol:

Horatio: I can't believe this. All of you are in the same room. It couldn't hurt to just speak to each other. This is ridiculous.
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I KNOW! Took the words out of my mouth Geni.. I mean Horatio.

Katie: HEY who sent me a picture of their nostril?
Lora: Me.
Katie: Sweet.
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Hahah i've done that before.

Lori: *looks around* It smells AWESOME in here. Man I hope I'm not allergic to anything. *looks down* Oh the floor is made of sand. HOW ROMANTIC! *squees* OH this place has one of those turn dial light things. *turns dial* Dim, bright. Dim, bright. Dim, bright. Dim, bright. TEEHEE.
Gavin: *walks over*
Lori: That was fast. So what now?
Gavin: Now you get some rest. I'll bring you dinner.
Lori: How very...Southern of you.
Gavin: *smiles* Why thank you kindly ma'am. I'd tip my hat if I had one.
Lori: *laughs*
Gavin: *leaves*
Lori: *turns knob* Dim, bright, dim, bright, dim, bright. Hehe.
TBC.................
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....WHY do i get the feeling that Gavin is going to do somthing....Gavin-ish? As in, kill her or something.

I guess i'll just have to wait for the next update...*whistles*

Great updates though Geni, i hope you don't text like the gang, because you're fingers are already falling off from typing these updates. ;)
 
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