CSI:Miami - "Road Trip *puts on shades* Number Nine."

[Anni Grey]

Geni... your hilarity knows no bounds. That entire update was hilarious. There are no stand out points cause I was laughing the entire time I was reading. And boy do Lori and Gavin really sound like a couple:

Lori: Are you sayin' I'm a bad shot?

Gavin: Oh please, we are not having a fight right now.

Lori: No, seriously. You're saying I suck at hitting targets.

Bullets whiz by

Gavin: I didn't say that!

Lori: You were thinkin' it!

Gavin: Can we please wrap this up?

Lori: No. I want to know what's so bad about my aim.

Gavin: You really want to know?

Lori: Yeah.

Gavin: Really?

Lori: Yeah!

Gavin: You aren't shooting the weapon!

Lori: Oh. *turns around, fires gun*

That entire spill...I thought I was going to die...


I can't wait to see what the RTers get into! It's sure to be a gut buster.

Excellent work, Geni!

 

[Hunter]

"I'm a pale red-headed Irish man. I'M A TARGET!"

Haha and remember when they were in China? Chinese people were crawling all over him, prodding his hair. :lol: And Calleigh was the tallest woman in the country. :lol:

Haunted places for the next roadtrip eh...? Ooo! We can- actually. I'll just talk to you on MSN about it.

Jessie: *nods* They wouldn't lemme see Daddy. *leans head on Gavin*

Gavin: *looks at Lori*

Lori: *whispers* Oh stop panicking.

Gavin: *whispers* Shut up.

:lol: That made me laugh, even though i'm not sure it was supposed to make me. :lol: I can just picture it in my head thats all.

Man the way Lori kept on asking for the gun... :lol: I though it was gonna end in one of those classic RT moments.

Lori: Can i have the gun?
Gavin: No.
Lori: Please?
Gavin: No.
Lori: But it's a nice gun.
Gaving: No.
*pause*
Lori: Can i shoot it?
Gavin: No.
Lori: Just once, please.
Gavin: No!
Lori: Please?!
Gavin: NO!

Or something like that. :lol: Thanks for the update Gen!

 

[cainesugar]

Aww, he's got his kid back... but there must not be that strong of a connection if he's known her for two weeks. However I love the humor you've subtly added in there. :lol: 'Please?'

Can't wait for more!

 

[CSI_in_training]

AWWWW! Gavin's going to be such a great daddy when he figures it out. Maybe he can get some advice from Speed. ^_^
They make such a cute family.
Glad you liked my Haunted UK idea! Halloween! I almost forgot! so excited!

 

[Finch]

Thanks Anni.

And thanks for the reviews everyone!

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Hummerhome, 1 am

Katie: *yawns* I'm tired of playing Scrabble.

Colton: *stacking Scrabble tiles* We were playing?

Katie: Where did Anni go?

Colton: Home to her 'kid'.

Katie: Ugh what a party pooper.

Missy: Why don't we all go out to a club?

Katie: Because that would be wrong. Very, very wrong.

Everyone: ...

Katie: And yet so much fun. OH OH let's have the party in here! We can park on South Beach and hang some lights oh it'll be fun.

JC: Acually I like that idea.

Colton: Yeah it's a lot more fun than Scrabble.

Lora: Wait, wait wait. I'm confused. We're going to go out and get wasted, wake up somewhere on the beach and then claim we had a good time yet not remembering most of it.

Katie: Pretty much.

Lora: Won't we be arrested?

Katie: Lora, we're friends with the entirety of Miami Dade PD.

Lora: So?

Katie: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU! *throws bag of Cheez-its*

Lora: Ow. *rubs eye*

Bar

Calleigh: *stumbles into chair*

Delko: Had enough shots yet?

Calleigh: *laughs* Oh Eric you're missin' all the fun! Wee! *twirls in chair, falls down*

Delko: Whoa, that chair doesn't twirl. *grabs Calleigh*

Calleigh: This is the most fun I've had in YEARS.

Delko: I bet. So um-

Calleigh: Shhhh.

Delko: Why am I shushing?

Calleigh: You seem much smarter when you don't speak. *giggles*

Delko: *lifts brows*

Calleigh: *stumbles toward door*

Delko: *runs*

Calleigh: Let's go hit the town.

Delko: We just did.

Calleigh: Oh come on, you stood there like some kind of robotronic robotron. You need to get out of the lab.

Delko: We are out of the lab.

Calleigh: But your mind is like THIS BIG. *pinches fingers* You need to expand your head to like...Like...THIS BIG. *pinches fingers*

Delko: *laughs* You are so drunk.

Calleigh: I am NOT. How dare you even imply that.

Delko: *crosses arms*

Calleigh: OH MY GAWD! BEACH PARTY! *runs into street*

Delko: Ah! *runs, grabs Calleigh*

Calleigh: Oh dear. A bus thought he could drive on the sidewalk.

Delko: No, you thought you could walk right into traffic.

Calleigh: Well it's not like it's against the law.

Delko: *squints* Is that the Hummerhome? And why does it look like the Bat Mobile?

Calleigh: BATMAN! *runs*

Beach, people crowding around

Guys: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Lilly: *choking*

Lora: *slaps Lilly's back* You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!

Katie: *jumps off of roof* WOO! *lands in guys' arms* Well heidi ho there.

Colton: *running around ocean* THE PELICANS ARE CHASING ME! THE PELICANS ARE CHASING ME!

JC: *screams*

Colton: *trips* AH!

JC: Wait, those aren't pelicans.

Colton: They're not?

JC: Those are waves.

Colton: *looks down*

JC: Pelicans? Seriously?

Lilly: *laying on sand* This is the most fun I've had EVER!

Lora: Good. Okay we're having random naked beach guys showering in beer. Want to join?

Lilly: I'm not a random naked beach guy.

Lora: That's not the point.

Missy: This all seems a little lewd.

Heather: REEFER! REEFER! REEFER!

Everyone: *looks at Heather*

Heather: I needed something to shout.

Calleigh: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!

Katie: HEY! CALLEIGH!

Calleigh: Still some room for me?

Katie: *hands over beer* You kidding? We drove a Hummer-sized bus onto the beach...Wait, or was it a bus-sized Hummer. *shakes head* Either way have fun.

Delko: Um HELLO. What are my Scrabble pieces doing in the sand?

Colton: We were sacrificing them to the mighty god of Wubba.

Delko: In exchange for what?

Colton: *rubs chin* I'm not exactly sure.

Calleigh: *runs over* ERIC! ERIC! *wraps arms around Eric* I love you so much.

Delko: Uh, thanks?

Calleigh: You are the reason I get up in the morning! *laughing* WOOO! I feel like I'm at Disneyland when we're in the same room! Although it's the one in Orlando, not California.

Delko: *laughs*

Police sirens and lights are seen and heard

Katie: THE FUZZ!

Lilly: FIVE-O!

Calleigh: GRISSOM!

Everyone: ...

Calleigh: What?

Cop: *gets out of car* Turn your music down and walk this way.

Katie: Let me see your warrant.

Cop: I don't need a warrant. You're disturbing the peace.

Katie: YOU'RE disturbing the PARTAY.

Cop2: The party's over. All you kids get out of here.

Lora: Hey we ain't kids mister.

Cop3: Pack it up.

Katie: YOU pack it up.

Calleigh: YEAH!

Delko: *rubs eyes* Oh geez.

Cop: All of you walk this way.

Katie: TALK THIS WAY!

Lora: AEROSMITH!

Heather: REEFER! REEFER! REE...Okay it's probably not the time nor the place to be chanting that.

Everyone walks to police cars

Calleigh: Damn. Busted.

Delko: Boy are we in trouble.

Cop2: *grabs Katie* Come on, let's go.

Katie: NO! *kicks cop*

Cop2: AH!

Cop3: *runs over*

Katie: YOU CAN STOP THE PARTY BUT YOU CAN'T STOP THE PARTY SPIRIT! *throws beer in cops' faces*

Cop3: *slams Katie into ground*

Katie: What are you, a football player?

Cop2: Put your hands behind your back.

Katie: Hands? What hands? *hides hands*

Cop2: Stop resisting.

Katie: STOP BEING GAY!

Cop3: Give me your hands!

Katie: Give me YOUR hands!

Cop2: *pulls out taser* I'm going to tase you.

Katie: HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!

Cop2: *pulls trigger*

Katie: AH! AH! AH! AH! NO! NO! I WAS JUST QUOTING A SONG! NO! AHH!!

Cop3: *grabs Katie's hands* Stop moving.

Katie: I CAN'T! YOU JUST SHOT ME WITH FRIGGIN' LIGHTENING!

Lora: I'll save you! *lunges*

Cop: *grabs Lora* Dont you even think about it missy.

Lora: She's Missy. *points to Missy*

Missy: I'm not going to be tased for it am I?

Lora: *struggling* KATIE! GRAB THE COP'S GUN!

Katie: Okay! *grabs gun*

Cop2: WHOA, HEY!

Cop: *slams Lora against car*

BAM

Cop2: ...

Katie: *staring at cop*

Cop2: *falls to ground*

Katie: *covers mouth*

Cop3: *grabs gun from Katie* LAY FACE DOWN NOW!

Katie: I am! I am!

Cop3: *cuffs Katie*

Cop: *runs over*

Cop3: Call it in!

Cop: What about these guys?

Cop3: *stands* IF ANY OF Y'ALL RUN, I'M SHOOTIN' YOU.

Everyone: ...

Cop3: *turns around*

Cop: *on radio*

Cop3: *on radio*

Lora: I can't believe you shot a COP.

Katie: YOU TOLD ME TO!

Lora: I TOLD YOU TO TAKE HIS GUN NOT FIRE IT!

Cop: The only one closest in the vicinity to secure the location is Lieutenant Caine.

Katie: Oh crap. *plunges face into sand*

Heather: Wow does this always happen when you guys have parties?

Colton: Uh pretty much minus the cop shooting.

Heather: I'm not in trouble am I?

Colton: Are you handcuffed?

Heather: Yeah.

Colton: Then you're in trouble.

Horatio: *runs out of Hummer*

Cop3: He's dead, sir.

Horatio: *looks down at ground*

Cop: Backup's on the way.

Horatio: Okay, who's responsible for this?

Cop: That one. *points to ground*

Horatio: *looks at Katie*

Cop: Sir?

Horatio: *looks at cars* They were all here?

Cop: Yes sir.

Horatio: Alright. Eric.

Delko: *walks over*

Horatio: You sober?

Delko: Yeah.

Horatio: Can you tell me what happened?

Delko: I didn't see what happened, H. The officers were surrounding Katie.

Horatio: *looks at scene*

Delko: So what now?

Horatio: You're a witness in this case and Calleigh clearly isn't up to processing.

Delko: That leaves Ryan.

Horatio: Mhm.

Delko: I'm guessing Stetler's going to be here soon.

Horatio: *fiddles with shades*

Delko: H?

Horatio: Stetler's...Currently occupied.

Delko: With what?

Horatio: Well, he said he didn't want to be disturbed.

Delko: *scoffs* So Yelina won't be here either.

Horatio: That is correct. Speed.

Speed: *walks over*

Horatio: Eric will be your number one witness, he's the only one sober enough to recall anything.

Speed: And our suspect?

Horatio: *looks at police van*

Speed: *looks over*

Katie is seen sitting in van

Horatio: It's your case, what do you want to do?

Speed: *looks at Horatio* I'm out. The case is all yours until Stetler shows up.

Horatio: *places hands on hips* Okay.

Speed: *leaves*

Horatio: *walks over to van* Hey.

Katie: *sigh*

Horatio: How you holding up?

Katie: I just killed a cop.

Horatio: So tell me what happened.

Katie: *sigh* ...Well everything was getting out of control. We're all a little drunk. Lora thought it would be funny to grab his gun and so did I. But I wasn't going to shoot him! We were just messing around!

Horatio: Unfortunately your statement will never hold up in court.

Katie: Because I'm 'wasted'.

Horatio: To put it mildly.

Katie: Whatever.

Horatio: *walks away*

Katie: *bangs head against van*

Cop cars

Lora: OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE A REAL CRIME SCENE!

Colton: You've been to crime scenes before.

Lora: Yeah but this one is full of beer.

Calleigh: I WANT MY PHONE CALL!

Lilly: *closes one eye* I have brain freeze in my eye.

Calleigh: Where is my phone call!

Cop: You get your phone call when you stop yelling for your phone call.

Calleigh: *whispers* I want my phone call.

JC: Oh my God.

Missy: What?

JC: I'm Jesus.

Missy: *makes a face* What?

JC: My name is JC! Jesus Christ!

Missy: I think you've had more than just alcohol.

JC: Eh, probably. Want to see me levitate?

Missy: Heck yes.

JC: *stretches neck* Am I off the ground yet?

Missy: Heck no.

JC: LIAR! I release my wrath upon you! *scrinches nose*

Missy: *screams*

Colton: Can someone loosen these cuffs?

JC: I'm Jesus. I'll make the cuffs disappear!

Colton: ....

JC: *squeezing eyes shut*

Colton: ....

JC: Are they off?

Colton: No.

JC: Well how come Horatio can perform miracles and I can't even loosen his cuffs? *starts to cry*

Crime scene

Horatio: *looks down at body*

Cop: He was a good guy.

Horatio: I'm sure he was.

Cop: So does IAB have to question me?

Horatio: Um...Someone from IAB will be here shortly.

Cop: Wasn't IAB just here?

Horatio: I need you to cordon off this area please.

Cop: Sure thing. *walks away*

Lora: HORATIO! HORATIO! HORATIO!

JC: NO! He's mine! HORATIO! HORATIO! HORATIO!

Lora: Back off, biatch.

JC: You back off. I've known him longer. *sigh* Ever since I met him for the first time in the parkinglot of a Wal-Mart.

Lora: Wow you need a life.

JC: What a hero.

Gavin's house, 2am

Jessie: *opens bedroom door* Daddy.

Two minutes later

Jessie: Daddy.

30 seconds later

Jessie: Daddy.

10 seconds later

Jessie: DADDY!

Lori: *sits up* Okay I know I'm not 'Daddy' but what the hell do you want?

Jessie: *runs in, jumps on bed* Can't sleep.

Lori: *sigh* Ugh. *slaps Gavin* Wake up.

Jessie: There's a monster in my closet.

Lori: *rubs eyes* There's no such thing as monsters.

Jessie: *nods* Yup. In my closet.

Lori: *slaps Gavin* Get up.

Jessie: *runs out of room* Come see!

Lori: Ugh. No.

From down the hall

Jessie: COME SEE!

Inside room

Lori: *looks at Gavin* ...Gee I can't possibly get up and look because I'm naked.

Gavin: *sits up* I'm up.

Lori: You know, you're an ass.

Gavin: What does she want?

Lori: There's a monster in her closet.

Gavin: There's no such thing.

Lori: No kidding. Go tell her that.

Gavin: *gets out of bed* Fine.

Inside room

Gavin: Alrighty, what's goin' on?

Jessie: *points to closet*

Gavin: *opens closet*

Jessie: *hides behind Gavin*

Gavin: Looks like we've scared off the monster.

Jessie: *wide-eyed*

Gavin: No sign of him. *turns around* You know, I think he was more scared of you than you were of him. And you know what that means?

Jessie: *shakes head*

Gavin: It means he'll never be back. And neither will anything else that's bad. You're safe here.

Jessie: *looks at closet*

Gavin: *kneels* No one will ever hurt you again. Especially while I'm here.

Jessie: *hugs Gavin* I love you, Daddy.

Gavin: *wraps arms around Jessie* I love you, baby.

Jessie: *sigh*

Gavin: *stands, with Jessie in arms*

Jessie: *closes eyes*

Gavin: *looks at doorway*

Lori: *smirks*

Gavin: *places Jessie in bed, covers her*

Hallway

Lori: *smiles* There's the man I love.

Gavin: *leans against wall*

Lori: She's cute.

Gavin: And unfortunately she isn't stayin'.

Lori: What? Why?

Gavin: I texted her mother a few hours ago and recieved a response. Since this whole ordeal, she's suddenly decided she wants her back.

Lori: You told her that she was taken?

Gavin: I told her the first day it happened.

Lori: You just got her back and now she's being taken away again?

Gavin: She'll have a better life in Texas.

Lori: *shakes head* It's not really fair. I mean, she abandoned her.

Gavin: Didn't I do that when I let them have her?

Lori: ...That wasn't your fault. It's not...It's not like you gave her to them.

Gavin: I didn't try to take her back.

Lori: You couldn't have known what they would do if you tried.

Gavin: I'm sorry you were brought into this.

Lori: Don't apologize.

Gavin: Her mother will be on the way tomorrow morning to pick her up.

Lori: Who is this woman anyway?

Gavin: You don't need to know that.

Lori: Were you in love with her?

Gavin: No.

Lori: Wow.

Gavin: We both know I'm not much of a father.

Lori: *tilts head* I don't know, you were doing pretty well back there.

Gavin: Based on...What? Your years of experience?

Lori: *laughs*

TBC............

 

[HellsBells]

Heather: REEFER! REEFER! REEFER!
Everyone: *looks at Heather*
Heather: I needed something to shout.

BUTTER SCOTCH ... hold the butter.

"Calleigh: GRISSOM!" :lol: That, would be flipping funny.

Katie: HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!
Cop2: *pulls trigger*
Katie: AH! AH! AH! AH! NO! NO! I WAS JUST QUOTING A SONG! NO! AHH!!

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT, AND FIRE AWAY!" OH, he already did. :lol:

Cop: The only one closest in the vicinity to secure the location is Lieutenant Caine.
Katie: Oh crap. *plunges face into sand*

:lol: (roflmao)

I cannot wait to see this crew when they go off into another country.

And, I'm in trouble.. that's weird.

I LOVED THIS UPDATE! I was laughing so hard... I think I scared my cat, again.

 

[Hunter]

Lora: Wait, wait wait. I'm confused. We're going to go out and get wasted, wake up somewhere on the beach and then claim we had a good time yet not remembering most of it.
Katie: Pretty much.
Lora: Won't we be arrested?
Katie: Lora, we're friends with the entirety of Miami Dade PD.
Lora: So?
Katie: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU! *throws bag of Cheez-its*
Lora: Ow. *rubs eye*

....I don't know why i find it so weird. I should be the one who's proposing we get drunk.

And Geni, i remember PLENTY OF THE OTHER NIGHT. :lol: Ok well not really.

Guys: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Lilly: *choking*
Lora: *slaps Lilly's back* You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Katie: *jumps off of roof* WOO! *lands in guys' arms* Well heidi ho there.
Colton: *running around ocean* THE PELICANS ARE CHASING ME! THE PELICANS ARE CHASING ME!

:lol: :lol: :lol: x 50

Haha that's hilarious! GO LILLY! Take this as a welcome back kinda thing. Since we haven't seen you in a while. Ha katie made me laugh with the "Well heidi ho there." :lol: I should say that more often.

Police sirens and lights are seen and heard
Katie: THE FUZZ!
Lilly: FIVE-O!
Calleigh: GRISSOM!
Everyone: ...
Calleigh: What?

:lol: :lol: :lol: X 10000!

HAHAHAHAHA! Ok that is so funny it's going in my signature. Move over Sam and Dean. :lol: Oh man that's freaking hilarious...It would be funny if Grissom actually randomly popped up and said "What?"

Cop: All of you walk this way.
Katie: TALK THIS WAY!
Lora: AEROSMITH!

:lol: I was JUST thinking that!! Ah Geni, you're in mt head and i love it. :lol: Just stay out at 9:45 to 11:30. That's LORA time.

Lora: *struggling* KATIE! GRAB THE COP'S GUN!
Katie: Okay! *grabs gun*
Cop2: WHOA, HEY!
Cop: *slams Lora against car*
BAM
Cop2: ...
Katie: *staring at cop*
Cop2: *falls to ground*
Katie: *covers mouth*

Oh. Shizer.

Cop: The only one closest in the vicinity to secure the location is Lieutenant Caine.
Katie: Oh crap. *plunges face into sand*

YES!! Geni i love you! :lol: Horatio's come to save me. Of course we'll all get in a li'l trouble but Horatio will brush it off. As always.

Horatio: *runs out of Hummer*
Cop3: He's dead, sir.
....Ok. Maybe not a l'il trouble. We screwed.

Katie: *sigh* ...Well everything was getting out of control. We're all a little drunk. Lora thought it would be funny to grab his gun and so did I. But I wasn't going to shoot him! We were just messing around!
I didn't say it would be funny!!

Oh man, i would hate to be Katie right now. And imagine having to be the person to tell the Cop2's family how he died. 'Oh some drunk CSI shot him by accident." *shakes head8 I can picture the wife's reaction.

JC: Oh my God.
Missy: What?
JC: I'm Jesus.
Missy: *makes a face* What?
JC: My name is JC! Jesus Christ!

:lol: :lol: HAHA ok now i'm not in serious/solemn mood anymore. But i doubt you'll be able to do anything miraculous JC. Horatio is as close to it as it gets.

Lora: HORATIO! HORATIO! HORATIO!
JC: NO! He's mine! HORATIO! HORATIO! HORATIO!

:lol: I DON'T CARE! HE'S MINE! :lol:

Jessie: There's a monster in my closet.

*hands Jessie a .45*

HAHA hey Geni, you get it? :lol: (quote from Supernatural people)

Ahh....thanks for the update Geni! Freaking awesome, i'm still laughing!

 

[cainesugar]

:lol: x a billion.

Y'know, I actually woke up early and read this update, and during school today I would fall into little giggle fits and people would stare at me because I was recalling this update. In religion they were talking about Jesus Christ and I burst out laughing...didn't go over so well. :lol: I'm glad I've calmed down enough to proerly review.

How did I get into all this! Me, of all people, wasted on a beach. Oh boy does that create a hilarious image, me drunk. :lol: Not good.

And neither is that. 'Oh yeah it would just be freaking HILARIOUS to grab a COP'S gun from the COP and mess around with the COP.' JEEZUMS. Only people in RT could be so hilariously dumb, and I'm loving every second of it. And how ironic that the RT idiot is the only sober wittness. :lol: I'm remembering that talking bug in his bathroom. 'Eeerrriiiccc....' :lol: And the millions of Wubba occurances.

Speed: So what happened after the police showed up?
Eric: WUBBA!

But anyway. The Hummerhome's raving antics are freaking awesome, though I do hope Katie isn't in too much trouble. Oh wait, I'm among those in trouble. Crap. I hope we're ALL not in ANY trouble.

Love Lori/Gavin as always. Genius, Gen!

 

[Anni Grey]

I can't believe that I didn't review ...must've been way late when I read it, cause I could've sworn that I did...Anywhoo...

Good lord, Geni, this was just too awesome!

I knew, I KNEW that when Katie jumped off of the Hummerhome, there was trouble to be had. But Katie... to kill a cop? I mean, I knew she was wasted...but..

How is it that Anni managed not to be in the mele? Oh, yeah, Jake...Saved by the kid! (cause let's face it, Anni would've been all over that party)

I thought I was just going to:lol: myself to death. All the hilarity, in one place! You just couldn't ask for it any better than that!

The RTers really know how to keep it interesting...and they are corruptive. Who would've thought that Calleigh would be drunk? Of all people! :lol:... Simply brillant!


Awesome work, Geni...

 

[Finch]

Wowee! Lots of reviews tonight. Thanks!

Oh Lora. But it was a great line.

Anni, it seemed like one of those parties where you should have totally been there. But don't fret, before y'all get to the UK or Russia or wherever y'all are goin', they're going to go mini-golfing!

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Morning, Miami Lab

Calleigh: *pulls hair into ponytail*

Ryan: *walks in* Hey.

Calleigh: *opens box* Hey.

Ryan: You look lovely today.

Calleigh: I feel less than that.

Ryan: Yeah I heard about the party. And that I wasn't invited.

Calleigh: It wasn't as fun as it was supposed to be.

Ryan: Yeah, especially since a cop died. Wow you guys must have been hammered. Hey is this that serial killing case with all the women?

Calleigh: Eric and I are still going over it. Are you working the cop case?

Ryan: With Anni.

Calleigh: *laughs* Good luck.

Ryan: What do you mean?

Calleigh: She's more scatter-brained than Eric.

Ryan: Anni's been here a long time.

Calleigh: *picks up folder*

Ryan: What is it?

Calleigh: ...A pattern. *leaves*

Ryan: *looks around* ...Have fun!

Morgue

Calleigh: Hey Alexx, could I get your input on something?

Alexx: Sure baby, what do you need?

Calleigh: I was going over the autopsy files of the women who were killed back in Key West. The Medical Examiner found an extensive amount of tissue damage in the brains of all the victims.

Alexx: And you're wondering what caused it.

Calleigh: Any ideas?

Alexx: *grabs file* Damage to the lmbic system, hippocampus, inflamation of the nerve tissues...All related to degenerative conditions or drug use.

Calleigh: *looks down at file* Current or former drug users?

Alexx: There wasn't any evidence of drugs in their systems.

Calleigh: The killer targets recovering addicts. Long-time addicts.

Alexx: You have a potential victim in mind?

Calleigh: Maybe. *smiles* Thanks Alexx.

Law firm, Miami

Calleigh: *opens door*

Lori: *lifts head*

Calleigh: *smiles* Hey.

Lori: Hi.

Calleigh: *walks in* I was wonderin' if you had a few minutes.

Lori: Sure.

Calleigh: *sits down* The box you handed over...We have a development.

Lori: *closes book* Yeah?

Calleigh: There was a pattern between all of the women who were kidnapped over the past two years. All of them were former drug-users.

Lori: And you think Gavin's the killer.

Calleigh: It fits the timeline.

Lori: *leans back in chair* No one else has turned up dead.

Calleigh: Not yet.

Lori: What are you talking about?

Calleigh: I think you might be in danger.

Lori: *laughs* That's really funny.

Calleigh: *stares at Lori*

Lori: I'm not a drug-user. It doesn't fit the pattern.

Calleigh: You're right. It didn't when you were kidnapped. You weren't a former drug user. Now you are.

Lori: *smile fades*

Calleigh: Killers often escalate. Sometimes that means changing their pattern. The last woman to be killed was kidnapped months before she turned up dead.

Lori: ...But...His daughter was kidnapped by those people, which is how he joined that gang in the first place. Why would he keep killing?

Calleigh: *sigh* I've seen the autopsy reports. The way each murder happened wasn't indicative of someone...Who was nervous about doing it. No hesitation marks.

Lori: ...

Calleigh: Wait. *looks down, opens file*

Lori: What?

Calleigh: This daughter. She was kept there for the two years?

Lori: Yeah.

Calleigh: ...The first victim had a two year old daughter, also gone missing.

Lori: *stares at Calleigh*

Calleigh: *lifts head*

Lori: Um...*shakes head* That's impossible. I mean...*covers mouth*

Calleigh: Do you know where he is?

Interrogation room, two hours later

Horatio: *shifts positions*

Gavin: *crosses arms*

Horatio: Where's the girl.

Gavin: Her mother has her.

Horatio: *turns around* Her mother was murdered almost three years ago.

Gavin: Just because I had the box, doesn't mean I killed any of those women.

Horatio: You'll be interested to know I checked with San Antonio PD. Your badge number was discontinued.

Gavin: It would make sense, since I haven't worked there in three years.

Horatio: *places shades on table*

Gavin: Are we finished?

Horatio: No we are not finished. You...Worked Vice with San Antonio PD.

Gavin: Yeah.

Horatio: You bust a lot of drug users?

Gavin: *sigh* Yes.

Horatio: The reason I ask this is because each of the victims were former drug users. Most of them so bad, their minds were decaying slowly. Most however had been to treatment, including the mother of that little girl.

Gavin: *frowns*

Horatio: My guess is, whoever killed her...Wasn't expecting a child to be at the house.

Gavin: Is there a point to this?

Horatio: You must have been tired of arresting drug users. Most of them don't know what's going on half the time when they're committing a crime and hurting other people. The mother of your child was one of them.

Gavin: She was a one-night stand. I didn't know her.

Horatio: You don't have to know someone to kill them.

Gavin: *glaring*

Horatio: You'll also be interested to know that she was arrested by the San Antonio PD for drug posession.

Gavin: *rubs face*

Horatio: You've been playing us since day one.

Gavin: *looks at Horatio*

Horatio: *staring at Gavin*

Gavin: ...Our job...It isn't to protect and serve. It's to babysit and clean up after people who voluntarily kill themselves slowly. It's an epidemic.

Horatio: Maybe, but that doesn't give you the right to mutilate and dispose of them.

Gavin: They fill space, kill each other on the streets and then expect to waste our tax dollars on some sort of treatment when the damage is already done. *tilts head* They should all rot while they're still useless.

Behind two-way mirror

Lori: *staring into room*

Calleigh: *walks in* Got a call-out to a crime scene. A little girl was found in much the same way as our previous victims.

Lori: ...*looks at Calleigh* He was going to kill me.

Calleigh: You're lucky.

Lori: *leaves room, slams door*

Interrogation room

Lori: *walks in, pulls out gun*

Horatio: *looks over*

Lori: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Gavin: *looks at Lori*

Horatio: Lori, give me the gun.

Lori: I BELIEVED YOU!

Gavin: Darwinism at it's best. The stupid die young.

Lori: *glaring*

Horatio: Lori...The gun.

Lori: *throws gun on floor* Shooting you wouldn't be nearly as satisfying as beating the bloody hell out of you!

Horatio: Lori, remember where you are.

Lori: *angry sigh*

Gavin: You were intriguing, if it's any consolation.

Lori: Intriguing. So, what? You kept me alive longer than the other women to study me?

Gavin: You're a complex individual. Full of spirit, ambition, life. You weren't like the others.

Lori: *crosses arms*

Gavin: You're like a burning fire. There is so much...Passion in everything you do. So much intensity. Yet you have a great empathy for others, a truly caring soul. I was...Captured by it. By you.

Lori: And you don't think those other women had the same qualities? You didn't know them.

Gavin: They didn't appreciate life and when they started to again, it was too late. They were like leeches. Slimy, single-minded blood sucking automatons livin' off of their surroundings.

Lori: *stares at Gavin*

Gavin: *looks down at pictures* They contribute much more to this world by feeding the ground they rot in.

Lori: ...

Horatio: Officer.

Cop: *walks in, grabs Gavin*

Lori: Wait.

Cop: *stops*

Lori: ...I loved you.

Gavin: *turns around*

Lori: *looks at Gavin*

Gavin: I truly am sorry for that.

Cop/Gavin leave

TBC................

More RT gang fun in the next update.

 

[carlz31]

Ok, so I finally finished reading the updates. *wipes brow* My gosh Geni, your fingers must be falling off.

First of all, I vote Australia (but thats only because I'm biased, and I would really like to see Eric be outsmarted by a dingo) but, in all seriousness, anywhere is fine. Just out of curiosity, what happened to me and Josh? I might've missed it somewhere or forgot that I read it, but I can't remember...

Ok, now onto the updates. WOAH! GAVIN? Aw man, I liked him. Geez, the whole "attrcting the crazy dude" seems to run in the Speedle family - Katie with pretty much anyone she's ever dated, Lori with Gavin and pretty much anyone SHE'S ever dated, heck, even Joshie when he was gay and dating Ernest. But I still don't really like Lori. I mean, one minute she's fine, and the next she's all rogue and emo and angsty and "Oh Em Gee. Columbia!" Yeesh, Gavin may be crazy, but he sure had a point when it comes to Lori.

Cop2: Stop resisting.

Katie: STOP BEING GAY!

Ah, and the madness lives on :lol: Any situation involving a drunk Katie and a cop that line will work its way in somehow. But I think that's the first time she's ever shot one. Hm.


...I think I had more to say, but now I can't remember *hits brain* Retain some thoughts already! Oh well, I'm sure I'll think of them...

anyways, please update soon!

 

[Hunter]

Oh my gosh, Gavin HAS been playing us since day one! And he nearly killed Lori!!

*checks checklist* And ANOTHER boyfriend dumped. Well not dumped, either they got arrested, or disapered, or died or something of the like.

Gavin: You're like a burning fire. There is so much...Passion in everything you do. So much intensity. Yet you have a great empathy for others, a truly caring soul. I was...Captured by it. By you.

What the frick? This sounds SO weird to me, the poetic romantic sounding thing. Blegh. I really don't care for this kind of romance.

Lori: ...I loved you.
Gavin: I truly am sorry for that.

*sigh* Poor Lori. I have a friend who just broke up with someone, and she's miserable. But LORI has to go through this like....a dozen time a thread. Ok not a DOZEN, but you know what i mean. A lot! *sigh* That's why i try to avoid love. (Unless it's with David Caruso, Ewan Mcgregor or Jensen Ackles that is. :lol: )

Sweet update Gen, now we have this Gavin out of our way. What I think Lori needs is a nice long road trip to settle her mind.

...well. Not settle. :lol:

 

[cainesugar]

*is in denial*

I think that Geni is playing us! This is like every other RT plot twist (it's like a freaking roller coaster, the way this story goes) and maybe Gavin and Lori will meet up somewhere secret after he escapes and they'll go off together and elope.

Gavin: *walks up to Lori* Nice acting.

Lori: *smirks* You're not too bad yourself*

Lilly: *is trying to convince herself Gavin is good, Gavin is good*

But it was incredibly gripping in any matter. Amazing job, Gen. You sure know how to pull a fast one on us, I swear that was the last thing I expected to read about their relationship (I personally heard wedding bells and possibly a baby on the way)

Can't wait for more!

 

[Anni Grey]

Omg...GAVIN! AND I VOUCHED FOR YOU!!! ... Man that burns something terrible. And he was so calm about it...Poor Lori, I feel so bad for her, finally giving her love to someone and he turns out to be a homicidal jerk.


And Geni...I wouldn't think that Anni was as scatterbrained as Eric..although, it would be a trip to see her work with Ryan (given my own thoughts about him ). Hmm , that would be awesome!

Another awesome tid bit...Mini golfing in UK or Europe! Ha...I can see it now, fireballs and porn everywhere.. :lol:
Where are the keys to the Hummerhome?

And Lori... maybe she should come, then again, maybe she should stay and deal with the Gavin fall out. Cause, I would hate for one of the RTers to suddenly go missing....


Excellent update, and Sweet twist in the Gavin plot...I envy you something wicked !

 

[Hunter]

I can see it now, fireballs and porn everywhere..

*is about to light a molotov* Fireballs? What fireballs? *bolts out of room*

I actually had a bad feeling about the Gavin guy. Kinda of a natural thing, after Lori's past boyfriends. And it turns out he was a freak, who made up aqward romantic poetry pointing out Lori's postive's and beauties on the spot. I'm glad he's gone. :lol: I'm joking Lori i love you.