CSI:Miami - "Road Trip *puts on shades* Number Nine."

:lol: It's illegal to kill birds in Canada? I mean...It should be if you're intentionally killing them but what if you 'accidentally' run over the crows who are eating your garbage in the morning?

Anyway.

and sissi said this in the previous thread:

So I think you're in the clear to quote one or two things, but as long as you're adding some on-topic reviewing without too many quotes, you should be fine. If I'm wrong, sissi can correct me on that, lol.

I should have another chapter very soon!

 

Oh yes, I remember his middle name.

Thanks for the reviews everyone.

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Hummerhome, 11pm

Delko: UNO! *slams card on floor*

Calleigh: Eric, you're sitting on three cards.

Delko: What? *looks down* Ah man.

Jess: Pick up the ones on the floor.

Delko: *picks up cards*

Horatio: *puts down card* Hey this game is fun. It's very simple too.

Carly: Yeah it was designed for people ages 8 and up...So essentially it's perfect for Eric.

Delko: Hey!

Speed: Well I'm beat. *puts cards down* I'm going to hit the sack.

Anni: Already?

Speed: Yeah. You going to stay up?

Anni: For a little while longer. I'll see you upstairs later.

Speed: Okay. *stands, leaves*

Katie: Could you guys excuse me for a second?

Horatio: Sure.

Katie: *stands, leaves*

Delko: UNO!

Calleigh: ...You turned it face down.

Delko: Yeah it matches all the other red cards.

Calleigh: *flips card over* This is the side you're supposed to be looking at.

Delko: ...This game confuses me. *scratches head*

Upstairs

Katie: ...*sigh* Okay. *knocks on door*

Two minutes later

Speed: *opens door*

Katie: WOW. *covers eyes* You are NOT wearing a shirt.

Speed: You need something?

Katie: Um...I kind of forgot why I was here.

Speed: Katie...

Katie: What?

Speed: It's not like you haven't seen this before.

Katie: *uncovers eyes* I know but I thought it would be rude to just stare.

Speed: *opens door wider* You might as well come inside.

Katie: *runs in*

Speed: *shuts door*

Katie: *turns around* We didn't really get a chance to speak when I got out.

Speed: You've had all day.

Katie: Yeah but I don't really like talking when everyone else is there. They ruin the moment.

Speed: What moment?

Katie: Well we haven't started one yet.

Speed: What kind of moment are we talking about here?

Katie: *sigh* Nevermind. Look, I just wanted to thank you for talking to me in there. I needed it. Even though you kind of had to and all.

Speed: ...I didn't have to.

Katie: Well you're my ex-husband, it would seem natural that you'd be the one to talk to me about my crime-committing ways. Well not that I already didn't know what I was doing was wrong but sometimes you need that extra shove into the right direction an-

Speed: You're rambling.

Katie: You're still half naked.

Speed: *grabs shirt*

Katie: Thank you.

Speed: So is that all you came here to talk about?

Katie: *buttons up Speed's shirt* Yeah and I wanted to tell you that I found a new place in a nice neighborhood.

Speed: That's good.

Katie: *nods*

Speed: *steps back* You going to keep working at the lab?

Katie: Nah, I don't think they would appreciate me back, seeing as I was fired.

Speed: Well yeah that would be one set-back.

Katie: *laughs*

Speed: *walks over to drawer*

Katie: So have you guys moved into a new place yet?

Speed: No.

Katie: Oh. You like it there?

Speed: It's a place to sleep and eat.

Katie: So's Africa.

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: Meaning...Animals and...Huts...Poor people...I...I didn't mean anything by it.

Speed: *looks back at drawer*

Katie: Whoa, what are you doing?

Speed: I'm going to go shave.

Katie: At night?

Speed: I figure if I do it now, I won't have to deal with it in the morning.

Katie: Why, why wh-why why why would you do that? Why?

Speed: You mean shave?

Katie: Yeah.

Speed: Because my wife prefers it.

Katie: ...When the hell did that happen?

Speed: It's...Not really any of your business.

Katie: Don't you hate shaving?

Speed: I hate doing my taxes too but I get them done anyway.

Katie: That's not really the same thing.

Speed: You have a problem with me shaving?

Katie: No. Not at all. Nope. You go ahead and shave that face. Make it smoother than Horatio's ass.

Speed: *staring at Katie*

Katie: Okay bad example. I've never seen his ass. BADA BING! *laughs*

Speed: *walks into bathroom*

Katie: Okay...Awkward. SO UM, YOU REMEMBER HOW TO SHAVE RIGHT? I MEAN, YOU REMEMBER THAT THEY'RE DOWN STROKES, RIGHT?....OKAY THEN!

Two minutes later

Katie: *opening drawers* Socks, socks, more socks...They sure own a lot of socks. *lifts lingerie* WOW.

Speed: *walks over* What the hell are you doing?

Katie: *screams*

Speed: *frowning*

Katie: I was just...Making sure you didn't have bed bugs.

Speed: In the drawers.

Katie: Yeah. Those pesky critters can get anywhere nowadays. *looking at clothing* Anni really fits in this? It's kind of revealing and small.

Speed: *grabs clothing* Stop it.

Katie: What?

Speed: *throws clothes in drawer, shuts drawer* Stop going through her things.

Katie: Oh no worries, I was going through yours too.

Speed: *glaring* Obviously your treatment wasn't working.

Katie: Relax, I'm not psychotic. I'm just a snoop.

Speed: You mind snooping in your own room?

Katie: What's the fun in that?

Speed: Are you finished?

Katie: Yeah.

Speed: Good. Get out.

Katie: You used to be a lot more fun.

Speed: *walks closer*

Katie: *backs up into door*

Speed: *leans over Katie* Stay out of our things.

Katie: You betcha.

Speed: I mean it.

Katie: Or what? You'll throw shaving cream at me?

Speed: *leans closer* This is not a good way to continue your treatment.

Katie: Um, what are you, my psychiatrist?

Speed: *staring at Katie*

Katie: ...*laughs* Uh...You mind backin' up there, partner?

Speed: *opens door*

Katie: *screams, falls*

Speed: *steps back*

Katie: THAT WAS VERY MEAN!

Speed: *shuts door*

Katie: *stands* YEAH WELL SAYS YOU! *stomps*

TBC.............