If I die, the fic dies with me. :lol:
Nah, I'm just kidding. Since I won't die anytime soon I guess we shouldn't worry about it, lol.
Aw, thanks Anni.
*huggles* And I'm doing as well as can be hoped for, lol.
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Hummerhome, middle of desert
Colton: *sitting in middle of desert* ...This is rediculous.
Lora: What is?
Colton: We've been waiting for Horatio to get back for three hours.
Lora: The desert's a big place.
Colton: HE WENT TO GET WATER.
Lora: So?
Colton: *stands* This is a desert!
Lora: ...And?
Colton: The definition of a desert is a land mass without water.
Lora: It rains in the desert.
Colton: Not often.
Lora: It still rains.
Colton: *rubs eyes* Okay can you not understand plain english or something?
Lora: ...Are you not speaking english?
Colton: You're an idiot.
Lora: What's with the insults?
Colton: Where did Calleigh go?
Lora: She's tanning on the roof of the Hummerthinger.
Colton: *shakes head*
Lora: What's your problem anyway? You can't live in the moment?
Colton: No. I can't live in a desert.
Lora: *laughs* Well silly we have the Hummerwachamabob.
Colton: Once we run out of food and water, what do you think is going to keep us alive?
Lora: No problem. I'll eat you. Problem solved.
Colton: What about water?
Lora: You seriously don't have a problem with me eating you?
Colton: *frowns*
Lora: I'll drink cactus juice and collect water when it rains. Dude, you have to learn survival strategies.
Horatio: *walks over*
Colton: *looks at Horatio*
Lora: *looks at Horatio*
Colton: What the hell are you doing?
Horatio: *holding stick* Be unthirsty my loyal minio...Compani...Disciples!
Colton: You are not Jesus.
Horatio: *takes off shades* The desert got to me.
Colton: Are you wearing sandals?
Horatio: Yup.
Colton: Where did you get sandals from?
Horatio: I cut holes in the front of my shoes.
Colton: *blinks*
Horatio: Anyway I found water.
Colton: How?
Horatio: There was a Gas'N Go a half mile from here.
Colton: ...
Horatio: I took a wrong turn and we ended up in Nevada.
Colton: Again?
Horatio: What can I say? We keep ending up here.
Lora: Why, what was wrong the other time you were here?
Colton: Eric got kicked out of the state.
Lora: Who's Eric?
Colton: He's like you but dumber.
Lora: *frowns*
Horatio: Now calm down everyone. I just need a map and a flashlight and we're on our way.
Colton: You have no idea where we are.
Horatio: Okay Mister Christopher Colombus, why don't you show us where to go?
Colton: Gladly. *grabs map*
Ten minutes later
Colton: *scratches head*
Lora: Oh let me do it. *grabs map*
Colton: Hey!
Lora: Okay, we're about fifty miles from Vegas, what we want to do is go this way so we end up in Arizona, which by the way, Colton, is a different state.
Colton: *snatches map* I know where Arizona is.
Lora: Then read the map right.
Colton: I was. You didn't give me enough time.
Lora: Wow I hope you never become a pilot. "Oh we need to go to Paris, oh, okay so then that's....Um give me thirty years and I'll get back to you. The passengers might be DEAD by then but we'll get there!"
Colton: I would not say that!
Lora: Yeah you would!
Horatio: *holds up hand* Children, children, hush.
Lora/Colton: *look at Horatio*
Horatio: Am I going to have to separate you two?
Lora: No.
Colton: Please do.
Lora: *punches Colton*
Colton: OW. *rubs arm* SHE HIT ME!
Lora: YOU INSULTED ME!
Horatio: Lora, get on this side of the dried out crack. Colton, get on the other side of this dried out crack in the ground. I don't want to hear another word out of you two unless I ask a question. Got it?
Colton: Yes sir.
Lora: Yes sir.
Horatio: Now. Which direction do I have to go?
Lora: *points*
Colton: *rolls eyes*
Lora: Horatio he made a face at me!
Colton: You were pointing the wrong way!
Lora: I was not!
Colton: Yes you were!
Lora: How can you even tell! You were all the way the hell over there!
Colton: I have better eyes!
Lora: Yeah well not for maps you don't!
Horatio: GUYS! Enough! If you both don't shut up, I'm going swing my shades and send the buzzards after you.
Lora: *crosses arms*
Colton: *crosses arms* ....That's impossible.
Lora: Ugh.
Colton: SHE MADE A NOISE AT ME!
Lora: Oh shut up.
Calleigh: *walks over* How are y'all makin' out over here?
Colton: WHAT? WE'RE NOT MAKING OUT!
Calleigh: ...
Lora: I don't think she meant it like that, dingus.
Colton: Did you just call me a dingus?
Lora: I'm not even entirely sure what that is.
Colton: *eye twitches*
Lora: HA! Nice impersonation of Horatio.
Calleigh: So are we headed out now?
Horatio: After I get an aspirin and my slippers. *walks away*
Calleigh: I think I missed something.
Plane
Ryan: *sigh* The plane lands in an hour. When are all these murders supposed to happen?
Delko: I don't know.
Ryan: I bet it'll be soon.
Delko: Yeah.
Ryan: You think it'll hurt?
Delko: Are you going to ask questions the entire time?
Ryan: Maybe.
Delko: *sigh*
Ryan: You know, I've been watching the plane.
Delko: Wow, call the police I think there may be a problem.
Ryan: *rolls eyes* I was watching the ventilation system. You see those two over there?
Delko: Yeah.
Ryan: They look manipulated somehow. There's an extra panel on them.
Delko: ...You think they're going to poison everyone through the ventilation system?
Ryan: It's a guess at least.
Delko: We need to stop it.
Ryan: Yeah okay John Wayne, be my guest.
Delko: We just need to distract them long enough to get to the back of the plane, into the cargo hold and then down into the pipes.
Ryan: Do you know the entire layout of this plane or something?
Delko: I investigated a case a while back involving a plane and I had to get down and dirty on the insides.
Ryan: If someone just walked in on this conversation, they'd be very confused.
Delko: *stands* WUBBA! THE WUBBA'S GOING TO DESTROY THE PLANE!
People start to scream
Adam: *stands*
Raoul: Boss?
Adam: Go see what the problem is.
Raoul: *walks away*
Ryan: *slips past*
Near middle of plane
Delko: WUBBA! WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA!
Raoul: *grabs Eric*
Delko: Oh, hello. WUBBA!
Adam: *walks over* Eric.
Delko: Yes sir! *salutes*
Adam: What do you think you're trying to accomplish?
Delko: I thought I saw the Wubba monster.
Adam: Leave him alone, he's insane.
Raoul: *lets go*
Adam: *walks away*
Delko: *dials cellphone*
Cargo hold
Ryan: *opens phone* Yeah?
Delko: You inside?
Ryan: Yeah I just got in here. How did it go?
Delko: Well everyone thinks I'm insane.
Ryan: You are.
Delko: *laughs*
Ryan: *closes phone* Okay...Think Wolfe, think. If you were a bunch of pipes leading to the ventilation system, where would you install yourself? *walks around*
TBC...............