CSI:Miami bloopers (What do you want to see?)
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CSIsMANIAC
Captain
I never liked Hagen for obvious reasons![He's always breathing down Calleigh's neck!] And refering to 10-7..uhm well..no comments.. 
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CSIsMANIAC
Captain
*stops a tumbleweed from passing*
Hello?
Uhm..I'll just post anyway since this idea sort of kick me in the head..
Nothing to Lose
Take One
*whole cast assembles at the everglades and listens intently to the Director[or D]*
D: Okay. One last thing. This place is hot. I know. Bare with the heat for some time and we'll get this done sooner then-
*rustling was heard in the tall,dry bushes*
Casts,Director,crew: *gulps and shuffle their feet*
D: *frowns* And..and there might be some wild animals.. I want you to stay ca-
*rustlings become more audible*
D: *looks around and gulps* Stand aside will you people. Lemme check what it is..*crepts slowly but noisily*
*more rustlings..now a dark object was moving in the bushes. Director holds a long wooden shaft out and starts poking the object*
Rory: You better watch where you poke mister..*stands up and brushes his clothes*
D: *puffing out, starts to fume* What the hell were you doing scaring the life out of us!?
Cast&Crew: *stares*
Rory: *blinks and tries to hide something behind his back*
D: *frowns* What is that!? Hand it over!
Rory: *sighs and hands over a small box*
D: *opens the box and finds matchsticks! Eyes widen* You were planning to KILL US!!?
Rory: *taken aback* What!? No way man! I was-
D: Save the story young man! *takes off spectacles and continues rambling. Sunlight penetrates through glasses and sparks the matchsticks*
Rory: Uhm..Sir..
D: I'm not finished..!
Rory: Uhm..yeah..not finished till you burn your hands off..
D: *confused, looks down at hand. Shocked he yells* Huh? What!? Ah! Help!! *panics and throws the matches to the bushes*
Rory: Noo!!
*Bushes crackle and snap as a big fire spreads, surrounding them*
*Everyone panics, radio makes a noise*
Helicopter hovering ahead: Mr Director sir, there has been a fire..
D: *grabs radio and starts babbling*
Heli: Nono sir! You won't believe it! The fire..it appears to form a shape of..a..uhm..someone's buttocks!!
D: *pauses and fumes* ROORRYYY!!
Rory: *rushes* What!?
D: DID you cause THIS fire to form a shape of someones A**!!? Why Rory!??
Rory: *stiffles a laugh* Could be anyone's. Mine or yours or...anyone's... *smiles*
D: *considers and admits defeat* Okay! Fine! Now lets get out of here! *runs off with a paper on his bum with the words,"I Love Big Butts" written on it.
Rory: *laughs* That's rich!
Lame but wait..it really is lame..oh well..post it anyway.. This thread seem so empty..
Hello?
Uhm..I'll just post anyway since this idea sort of kick me in the head..
Nothing to Lose
Take One
*whole cast assembles at the everglades and listens intently to the Director[or D]*
D: Okay. One last thing. This place is hot. I know. Bare with the heat for some time and we'll get this done sooner then-
*rustling was heard in the tall,dry bushes*
Casts,Director,crew: *gulps and shuffle their feet*
D: *frowns* And..and there might be some wild animals.. I want you to stay ca-
*rustlings become more audible*
D: *looks around and gulps* Stand aside will you people. Lemme check what it is..*crepts slowly but noisily*
*more rustlings..now a dark object was moving in the bushes. Director holds a long wooden shaft out and starts poking the object*
Rory: You better watch where you poke mister..*stands up and brushes his clothes*
D: *puffing out, starts to fume* What the hell were you doing scaring the life out of us!?
Cast&Crew: *stares*
Rory: *blinks and tries to hide something behind his back*
D: *frowns* What is that!? Hand it over!
Rory: *sighs and hands over a small box*
D: *opens the box and finds matchsticks! Eyes widen* You were planning to KILL US!!?
Rory: *taken aback* What!? No way man! I was-
D: Save the story young man! *takes off spectacles and continues rambling. Sunlight penetrates through glasses and sparks the matchsticks*
Rory: Uhm..Sir..
D: I'm not finished..!
Rory: Uhm..yeah..not finished till you burn your hands off..
D: *confused, looks down at hand. Shocked he yells* Huh? What!? Ah! Help!! *panics and throws the matches to the bushes*
Rory: Noo!!
*Bushes crackle and snap as a big fire spreads, surrounding them*
*Everyone panics, radio makes a noise*
Helicopter hovering ahead: Mr Director sir, there has been a fire..
D: *grabs radio and starts babbling*
Heli: Nono sir! You won't believe it! The fire..it appears to form a shape of..a..uhm..someone's buttocks!!
D: *pauses and fumes* ROORRYYY!!
Rory: *rushes* What!?
D: DID you cause THIS fire to form a shape of someones A**!!? Why Rory!??
Rory: *stiffles a laugh* Could be anyone's. Mine or yours or...anyone's... *smiles*
D: *considers and admits defeat* Okay! Fine! Now lets get out of here! *runs off with a paper on his bum with the words,"I Love Big Butts" written on it.
Rory: *laughs* That's rich!
Lame but wait..it really is lame..oh well..post it anyway.. This thread seem so empty..
speedmonkey
Corpse
Awww......I loved it when rory was like "Noooo." lol. great job.
Anni Grey
Coroner
that was great... Yeah this thread is becoming spare... Ummm I think I can pull one...
Grave Young Men (one shot)
*Scene with Alison(Rena Sofer) and Speed in the bedroom*
* Rory takes camera out*
Rory: I'm going to need to take pictures of those.
Rena: Those? Are you refering to my chest?
Rory: *blushes speechless*
Director: * calls from the side* Oh no Rory, don't get all shy on us now.
Rory: *clears throat* um can we do it again?
Rena: Do it again? What are you implying?
* laughter is heard in the background*
Rory: I- um ... cut!
Director: *Smirks* Ah, Rory, you can't say cut.
*Rena takes off her robe, startling Rory. Camera goes off*
*laughter grows louder*
Rory: * glares at the crew* What? she took me by surprise!!
Director: Hey, that worked, we'll use that.
Rory: * stares at the director* Your kidding right?
Director: Nope, we're on a tight schedule. let's move on!
Rory: That wasn't a good take. Can we do it again?
Director: We are moving on, Rory. Deal with it.
Rena: * to Rory*Was it as good for you as it was for me?
*insane laughter is heard from the crew. Khandi comes into the shot, laughing as well.
Rory: * pointing to Khandi, smiling lightly* You! You pput her up to it! * Rena smiles at them*
Khandi: * holding her sides* I couldn't help it. Adam's a bad influnce.
Adam: * off screen* Hey, I didn't do anything!
* hysterical laughter from everyone*
Director:* wipes his eyes* Alright, alright, let's set it up.
It's lame , but I really want to keep this thread going :lol:
Grave Young Men (one shot)
*Scene with Alison(Rena Sofer) and Speed in the bedroom*
* Rory takes camera out*
Rory: I'm going to need to take pictures of those.
Rena: Those? Are you refering to my chest?
Rory: *blushes speechless*
Director: * calls from the side* Oh no Rory, don't get all shy on us now.
Rory: *clears throat* um can we do it again?
Rena: Do it again? What are you implying?
* laughter is heard in the background*
Rory: I- um ... cut!
Director: *Smirks* Ah, Rory, you can't say cut.
*Rena takes off her robe, startling Rory. Camera goes off*
*laughter grows louder*
Rory: * glares at the crew* What? she took me by surprise!!
Director: Hey, that worked, we'll use that.
Rory: * stares at the director* Your kidding right?
Director: Nope, we're on a tight schedule. let's move on!
Rory: That wasn't a good take. Can we do it again?
Director: We are moving on, Rory. Deal with it.
Rena: * to Rory*Was it as good for you as it was for me?
*insane laughter is heard from the crew. Khandi comes into the shot, laughing as well.
Rory: * pointing to Khandi, smiling lightly* You! You pput her up to it! * Rena smiles at them*
Khandi: * holding her sides* I couldn't help it. Adam's a bad influnce.
Adam: * off screen* Hey, I didn't do anything!
* hysterical laughter from everyone*
Director:* wipes his eyes* Alright, alright, let's set it up.
It's lame , but I really want to keep this thread going :lol:
CSI_in_training
CSI Level Two
that wasn't lame! that was Hilarious!!! You are a genious!!
Trevor
CSI Level Two
I'll try one, let me know.
Nailed
Beginning
Adam: *is weaving around traffic on Flagler (sp?) and hits a car* [BLEEP]
Togo: *jerks foward while the special effect nail stays in place* Are you trying to get us killed?
Adam: *bangs head against steering wheel multiple times*
Director: CUT! Adam try NOT to hit innocent civilians.
Firing Range
Togo: *points jammed gun at face*
Emily: Whoa, be careful! *snatches gun and drops it, causing it to fire* [BLEEP][BLEEP]
Director: CUT!
Nailed
Beginning
Adam: *is weaving around traffic on Flagler (sp?) and hits a car* [BLEEP]
Togo: *jerks foward while the special effect nail stays in place* Are you trying to get us killed?
Adam: *bangs head against steering wheel multiple times*
Director: CUT! Adam try NOT to hit innocent civilians.
Firing Range
Togo: *points jammed gun at face*
Emily: Whoa, be careful! *snatches gun and drops it, causing it to fire* [BLEEP][BLEEP]
Director: CUT!
I thought I would revive this thread, since some people have told me that they can't find the CSI:Miami blooper thread. Well, here it is, and let me post a new blooper to set this place on fire again.
Dispo Day
Take One
Adam: I don't know, things like this always make me feel guilty.
Emily: Why do you feel guilty when you haven't done anything?
Adam: ....*starts giggling*
Emily: What? What did I say?
Adam: Sorry you were really high-pitched.
TAKE 2
Adam: I don't know stuff like this always makes me feel guilty.
Emily: Why do you feel guilty when you haven't done anything?
Adam: I don't know I'm always guilty..I MEAN NO WAIT! I'M CATHOLIC I'M CATHOLIC!
Emily: What are ya guilty of? *wink*
Director: Okay come on guys..stop fooling around.
TAKE 3
Adam: I don't know, things like this always make me feel guilty.
Emily: Why do you feel guilty when you haven't done anything?
Adam: I'm catholic I always feel guilty.
*Everyone waiting*
Emily: What next? What?
Director: RORY!
Rory: What?
Director: It's your line.
Rory: What line?
Director: Don't play dumb and say the line.
Rory: I don't have a script.
Director: Go get one.
Rory: Can't.
Director: Why not?
Rory: Um.....
Emily: Way to make an excuse.
Rory: Thank you.
Well..I tried haha.
Dispo Day
Take One
Adam: I don't know, things like this always make me feel guilty.
Emily: Why do you feel guilty when you haven't done anything?
Adam: ....*starts giggling*
Emily: What? What did I say?
Adam: Sorry you were really high-pitched.
TAKE 2
Adam: I don't know stuff like this always makes me feel guilty.
Emily: Why do you feel guilty when you haven't done anything?
Adam: I don't know I'm always guilty..I MEAN NO WAIT! I'M CATHOLIC I'M CATHOLIC!
Emily: What are ya guilty of? *wink*
Director: Okay come on guys..stop fooling around.
TAKE 3
Adam: I don't know, things like this always make me feel guilty.
Emily: Why do you feel guilty when you haven't done anything?
Adam: I'm catholic I always feel guilty.
*Everyone waiting*
Emily: What next? What?
Director: RORY!
Rory: What?
Director: It's your line.
Rory: What line?
Director: Don't play dumb and say the line.
Rory: I don't have a script.
Director: Go get one.
Rory: Can't.
Director: Why not?
Rory: Um.....
Emily: Way to make an excuse.
Rory: Thank you.
Well..I tried haha.
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Awww....poor Rory doesn't have a script. *sniff* haha "Way to make an excuse" lol. I love ur bloopers Geni.