CSI:Miami bloopers (What do you want to see?)

Need4Speed said:
from COTC


*Jon is in the mourge hallway when the "DB" rises up off the gurney*
*Jon runs away....slips and hits his arm anmd it bleeds*
Director:CUT! OMG!! are the props ok?
Jon:hey I'm F***ing bleeding here and all you care about are your props!? I'll be in my trailer!

Adam: Starting to believe?
Jon: Well ehh… there’s a dead guy walking around there, I suffered temporal paralysis and then there was some spontaneous combustion over there… and all that since we brought this thing (points to coffin ...and Adam and Jon laugh)
Director:eek:k cut! what's so funny!?
Jon:it says "here lie David's sunnies that I ran over with my car- RC" LOL!!! who's RC?
Drictor:RORY COCHRANE!!! GET YOUR A** OVER HERE!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE SET!!!
Rory:*comes out* NEVER!!! You'll never take me out alive!!!
Director:that can be arranged...
Rory:OK FINE! I'm gone!! happy!?!? *Rory walks away*
Director:ALL THE WAY RORY!!!!
Rory:*yells* OK GEEZ!! Keep your pants on!! pary crasher!!
*he leaves*
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:lol: :lol: great job :lol: :lol:
I love Rory :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
*Jon is teaching Adam to play the guitar*
Jon:eek:k...Adam now play G chord....good. now play that along wiht me
*they play along together and it's the shows theme song*
*David comes running*
David:WAIT! I haven't said a one liner yet!!! don't play it until i say my oneliner!!! When you're in Miami *put on sunnies* We never close!!!
Jon:David is this gonna happen everythime Adam and I play?
David:haha very funny Togo!


Adam(in character):*to himself* whoa! i must be seeing things! i swore i just saw Speed.
*Rory walks on set*
Rory(in character):Er-*director cuts in*
Director:RORY!!! get your a** out of here!!! how many times do i have to tell you!?!?
Rroy:WTF!? I'm IN this episode you twit!! I'm supposed to be here!!!
Director:*looks at script* Oh whoops! Sorry Rory! carry on!!
Rory:*slaps self on forhead* great! now i've lost my concentration!! I'll be in my trailer!!*stalks off*
Adam:nice going! now we're never going to get this episode done on time!
 
OMG...I can't believe this thread is back! I just got through reading and I must say, it's hilarious. Now that I know its back up, Im going to get fresh ideas... * runs to DVD player*... Good job on the new bloopers! Especially the COTC one...I died...laughing. Hard!!!
 
*From Dead Air*
Jon:you and Natalia? is everything good now?
Adam:No were backed off...what's going on Wolfe?
Jon:i was at a party at her house the other night and i got the feeling she was interested
Eric:interested in what?
Jon:me
*Rory snuck on set and began to make funny faces at Adam*
Adam:HAHAHA!!!
Jon:Adam, you idiot! you messed up our...what's so fun-*he sees Rory and laughs*
Director:Cut!! what the hell are you laughing a-*he ses Rory* RORY COCHRANE!!! GET YOUR F***ING A** OFF MY SET!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!?!?!?
Rory:what!? i can't come visit my former costars?
Director: NOT IF YOU KEEP INTERUPTING!!! GET YOU A** OUT OF HERE NOW BEFORE YOU LEAVE HERE IN A BODY BAG!!!
Rory:OK!!! cool your jets!! I'm leaving!!!
*he walks away*
Rory:happy!?
Director:RORY!!! GO NOW!!!
Rory:*sticks tounge out* FINE!!!! *mutters* Jacka**
Director:i heard that mister!! now get!!!!
Rory:eek:k fine!!!
*leaves*
Director:eek:k continue from Jon's line...
Jon:you and Natalia? is everything good now?
Adam:No were backed off...what's going on Wolfe?
Jon:i was at a party at her house the other night and i got the feeling she was interested
Eric:interested in what?
Jon:me
*Rory runs on set*
Rory:no! me!!
Adam and Jon::lol:
Director:RORY COCHRANE!!!!!!!! :mad: GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!! THIS TIME I MEAN IT!!! YOU WILL BE LEAVING HERE IN A BODY BAG IF YOU DON"T LEAVE IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS!!!
Rory:eek:k!! OK!!! i'm going!!! GEEZ!!!!
*leaves*
 
*Music was playing so Jon, Adam and Emily went to investigate*
*they see David....dancing and singing*
David:*puts sunnies on* dun dun dun dun-dun dun dun dun dun can't touch this!!!
Jon, Adam and Emily: :rolleyes:
Adam:David.....you are too much.
Jon:you're crazy....
David:eek:h well excuse me!!! i don't need this crap! i'llbe in my trailer so i can dance in peace!!!!
Adam, Jon and Emily: :eek:
 
ok here's one from Triple Threat...

David:Mr. Whitford. I'll be frank
Jon:eek:oh can i be the Easter Bunny!?
David:what!?
Jon:you said you're going to be frank
David:you twit! it's an expression!!!
Jon:WTF?
 
I don't know why but Emily comes across as the one who'd be the nutter of the team, the clumsy one, the one who forgets the lines, the one who can't catch. So here's my lame attempt...

Just Murdered

(Emily walks away from Adam before a loud bang is heard and several curse words)
Adam: Can someone teach Emily how to use a door?

Drommie

XOXOXOX
 
Ok I found this thread and I have read all the bloopers. Now that I can compose myself and breath again from the none stop laughing I have done, I think we need to get this party started in here again. We have 6 seasons of episodes to pick from it can't be to hard so lets get it started in here!

Lost Son,


Funneral scene,

Every one is crowded around grave with sad exspessions on their faces to dipict the very sad scene of Speeds death. The Police Honor garurd walks the casket over and set it down. The Horner Guard go through their rutine of Saluting and begin flag folding. As Flag is folded and being placed in Actress playing Speed's Mother's hands,
the Coffin suddenly burst open and catches everone by compleate surprise!

Rory: (sitting Straight up in coffin turns and looks a crowd of morners) Pardon me but do you have any Grey Pupon!

Everyone look in compleat shock!

Adam: Well Yeah( walking over to coffin pulling out a jar of Grey Pupon handing it Rory) here you go man enjoy!

Rory: Thanks man ! Appreciate it! Carry on! ( lays back down and closes coffin lid.)

Adam: (Laughs) anytime Speed! No problem.

Crown and crew burst into laughter.

Director: CUT GOD%$$^ CUT! GOD$$%%%^ Cochrane I paid you today your done end of story get the F$%%^ out of the God%## coffin or i'm goning o really put your A$$ 6Ft under.

Rory: ( inside coffin singing) Their comming to take me away ha ha their comming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha to the funny farm were life is gay their comming to take me awaaaay! Ha HAAAA!

Directer: I Give up! Lunch!
 
speed_cochrane said:
*bows* We'll all be here all week :lol: I feel blooperful again, and away I go!

LOST SON

TAKE ONE

Emily: Alright, which one of you stole my crime light?
Rory: Well stole, is,very negative. I, I borrowed it and I repl-I placed I put it back.
Director: CUT...are you even trying anymore?
Rory: Why should I?
Director: Just give us all you got.
Rory: That was all I had and you yelled cut.
(emily and adam are snickering)
Director: *rubs eye* Okay, we'll use that, just keep going.

TAKE 2

Emily: Well it would be nice if you charged it fir....*runs and gives Rory a hug*
Director: CUT...what the *^^%$#!
Emily: *crying* DON'T LEAVE!
Rory: *hugs Emily* It's okay Em.
Adam: Can I have a hug too?
Rory: If you promise not to cry on my shirt.
Emily: *wipes eye* Sorry. *laughs* No, where were we?

TAKE 3

Emily: It would be nice if you recharged it first, I was at the scene and it flatl-...SORRY I can't be mad at Speedle! I know what's coming!
Rory: You're not going to hug me again are you?
Emily: Could I?
Adam: *laughing*
Director: *sigh*
Rory: *looks around* o...kay.
(Emily hugs Rory)
Director: Can we please finish this?
Rory: Help! She's like velcro! I can't breathe! Em, you're cutting off my air!
Emily: Good, if you're going down, I'm coming with you!
Director: Juvinile deinquints...Liz never said I had to deal with this....


TAKE 4

Emily: Well it would be nice if you recharged it first, I was at the scene and it flatlined.
Adam: Sounds like she's mad at you. *smiling*
Rory: Calleigh, I sincerely apologize.
Emily: *pauses*
Director: *whispers* Emily..your line!
Emily: Oh sorry I wasn't paying attention.
Director: Why not?
Emily: I need to pick up some towels for the bathroom tonight.
Adam: You were thinking about towels?
Director: Okay, stop thinking about towels, start thinking about the scene.
Emily: Okay, but those towels are important. I'm having company tonight.
Rory: Hey who's coming?
Emily: Just some family.
Director: can we please move on guys? I don't get paid unless this episode airs.
Emily: Oh can it not air? We can forget about this whole episode.
Rory: No I want to go home.
Emily: You can't I have your keys.
Rory: Hey I need those!
Emily: *has them in the air* Come and get em.
Rory: *grabs keys*
Emily: Shoot. Stupid tall people.
Adam: *giggling*
Director: Guys.....I'm tired and it's 6:30. We started at 3.
Rory: Alright. But Em, don't sabotage the scene. It's airing.
Emily: Dang.



sorry, I had to. Can't remember anything else :lol:
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That was owesome!! great job!!!!
 
I love this tread, please keep posting!! i dont get to see the bloopers :( so at least i can read them
Thank you!! :thumbsup:
 
TAKE 1

Eva: Nick
Nick: Eva oh i hoped….wait you’re not Eva
(all laugh)

TAKE 2

Eva: Nick
Nick: natalia, oh I hoped I would run into you
Adam: you two know each other?
Eva: yeah could you just give us a second?
Adam: sure, walks of trips over something and falls on the floor
Eva: (trying not to laugh) adam, you alright?
Adam: yeah
(all laugh)

TAKE 3

Eva: Nick
Nick: natalia, oh I hoped I would run into you
Adam: you two know each other?
Eva: Yeah, could you just give us a second?
Adam: sure (walks off)
Eva: I don’t know how the hell you got out of jail
Nick: (pause) neither do I, I probably escaped
(all laugh)
director: ok let’s try that again

TAKE 4

Eva: i don’t know how the hell you got out of jail
Nick: (pause) I’m sorry I still don’t know, wanne help me find out?
Eva: get this man a script, please
(all laugh)

TAKE 5

Eva: you can’t do this to me, you can’t do this to me. Get out!
Nick: Steps backwards, stops, presses elevator button
Director: CUT what is going on?
Nick: sorry the door doesn’t open
Director: oh for the love of god somebody fix the damn door. And get me a drink please

TAKE 6

Eva: you can’t do this to me, you can’t do this to me. Get out!
Nick: leaves
Adam: who was that?
Eva: …..i don’t know, i’m sorry
(all laugh)





i can picture him trippin and fallin to the ground and her sayin that but not lookin back at him! this one was a good one!!!!
 
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