CSI:Miami bloopers (What do you want to see?)
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I love the way I think too and for that...more bloopers!!
Breathless
TAKE ONE
Eric: I hate fish eggs (laughs)
Rory: hey Adam did you miss me?
Adam: *turns around* No but the script does. You ever look ar it?
Rory: *smiling* shut up.
TAKE 2
Adam: I hate fish eggs.
Rory: Hey Megan did you miss me?
Adam: He she he ...she..he...(laughs)
Emily: PICK ONE!!
TAKE 3
Rory:Hey Megan did you miss me?
Director: CUT okay, stop sounding so pathetic.
Rory: Hey i'm just doing what you told me to.
Director: Then do it like i'm telling you now. Less pathetic.
TAKE 4
Rory: Hey Megan did he miss me?
Kim: Who?
Adam: I wonder who it might be
Emily: Maybe it's david
(all laughing)
Rory: *sarcastically* Ha ha very funny.
TAKE 5
Rory: Hey megan did you miss me?
Adam: She actually forgot your game.
(all staring at adam)
Rory: really? Because i thought i had good game.
Emily: I've never seen you play.
Rory: That's because I play chess.
Director: Guys....let's get a move on here.
TAKE 6
Rory: hey Megan did you miss me?
Adam: She actua she actu..she actuall....*^$ I can't speak!!
(all dying of laughter)
TAKE 7
Rory: Hey Megan did you miss me?
Adam: She actually forgot.....oh my God..I can't remember it.
Emily: YOU actually forgot your lines?
Adam: It happens, i'm only human.
Kim: I'm hungry lets do this fast.
Emily: Why do we do the hard stuff before lunch?
Rory: Yeah it just screws us up even more.
(all looking at director)
Director:....It's not my fault! I'm hungry too!
*david walks by with a sandwich*
Rory: HEY HOW DID YOU GET THAT!
David: I'm Horatio Caine. I get what I want.
Emily: *licks lips* Should we?
Adam: I don't know..guys should we?
Kim: I'm all for it.
(all bounce on david, stealing his sandwich. They all fall on the floor)
Rory: Okay ow that hurt. Em get off my foot!
Emily: Get off my hair!
Kim: Get off my FACE!
Adam: Ow my fingers!
David: And I still have my sandwich. *digs in* And that children is why they call me *puts on shades* Horatio Caine.
Rory: That's a fictional character.
Director: Okay, lets wrap up the scene, and for god's sakes, there's a whole tray of sandwiches over there.
(all run for the table)
Director: I shouldn't have told them about the sandwiches.
Breathless
TAKE ONE
Eric: I hate fish eggs (laughs)
Rory: hey Adam did you miss me?
Adam: *turns around* No but the script does. You ever look ar it?
Rory: *smiling* shut up.
TAKE 2
Adam: I hate fish eggs.
Rory: Hey Megan did you miss me?
Adam: He she he ...she..he...(laughs)
Emily: PICK ONE!!
TAKE 3
Rory:Hey Megan did you miss me?
Director: CUT okay, stop sounding so pathetic.
Rory: Hey i'm just doing what you told me to.
Director: Then do it like i'm telling you now. Less pathetic.
TAKE 4
Rory: Hey Megan did he miss me?
Kim: Who?
Adam: I wonder who it might be
Emily: Maybe it's david
(all laughing)
Rory: *sarcastically* Ha ha very funny.
TAKE 5
Rory: Hey megan did you miss me?
Adam: She actually forgot your game.
(all staring at adam)
Rory: really? Because i thought i had good game.
Emily: I've never seen you play.
Rory: That's because I play chess.
Director: Guys....let's get a move on here.
TAKE 6
Rory: hey Megan did you miss me?
Adam: She actua she actu..she actuall....*^$ I can't speak!!
(all dying of laughter)
TAKE 7
Rory: Hey Megan did you miss me?
Adam: She actually forgot.....oh my God..I can't remember it.
Emily: YOU actually forgot your lines?
Adam: It happens, i'm only human.
Kim: I'm hungry lets do this fast.
Emily: Why do we do the hard stuff before lunch?
Rory: Yeah it just screws us up even more.
(all looking at director)
Director:....It's not my fault! I'm hungry too!
*david walks by with a sandwich*
Rory: HEY HOW DID YOU GET THAT!
David: I'm Horatio Caine. I get what I want.
Emily: *licks lips* Should we?
Adam: I don't know..guys should we?
Kim: I'm all for it.
(all bounce on david, stealing his sandwich. They all fall on the floor)
Rory: Okay ow that hurt. Em get off my foot!
Emily: Get off my hair!
Kim: Get off my FACE!
Adam: Ow my fingers!
David: And I still have my sandwich. *digs in* And that children is why they call me *puts on shades* Horatio Caine.
Rory: That's a fictional character.
Director: Okay, lets wrap up the scene, and for god's sakes, there's a whole tray of sandwiches over there.
(all run for the table)
Director: I shouldn't have told them about the sandwiches.
speedmonkey
Corpse
oh my god....that one from not landing. and that last part on the last one. hilarious. and that's why they call me horatio caine. lol.
obsession_360
Coroner
LMAO HAHA i need to learn how to write a blooper.
AlexxWoods
CSI Level Three
Gosh, they're all so funny. really great job. I love them.
hey katie(obsession) you just have to think of how they would screw up and write it :lol:
example:
Wannabe.
TAKE ONE
(rory walks to elevator in his suit)
(the director starts to giggle)
Rory: Yeah HA HA.
TAKE 2
(rory walks to elevator, and it opens, revealing david caruso)
David: Wanna take a ride?
Rory: *nods* (steps into elevator and the doors fall off)
David: You okay there?
Rory: I didn't think I was THAT fat!
Tech guy: Sorry I ran over a cord with the camera...
(kind of lame, but you get the idea)
example:
Wannabe.
TAKE ONE
(rory walks to elevator in his suit)
(the director starts to giggle)
Rory: Yeah HA HA.
TAKE 2
(rory walks to elevator, and it opens, revealing david caruso)
David: Wanna take a ride?
Rory: *nods* (steps into elevator and the doors fall off)
David: You okay there?
Rory: I didn't think I was THAT fat!
Tech guy: Sorry I ran over a cord with the camera...
(kind of lame, but you get the idea)
obsession_360
Coroner
k im gonna give it a try but dont blame me if it sucks.
Take one
emily: do you want me to help you wtih tim's things?
David: No, thank you. Hey…It’s okay. You hang in there
*david and emily hug* *rory walks behind them*
Emily: *laughs* you had to do that didnt you!
Rory: whats goin on here?
*laughter on and off the set*
Take two
Emily: do you want me to....*runs off set and hits rory* your lucky your leaving today!
*laughter*
Take three
David: No, thank you. Hey…It’s okay. You hang in there.
*emily and david hug*
rory: *drunkenly* That is sooo............beauteeeefull!
Director: who was the smart a$$ that decided to stock his room with corona?
Thats the best i can do....sorry!
Take one
emily: do you want me to help you wtih tim's things?
David: No, thank you. Hey…It’s okay. You hang in there
*david and emily hug* *rory walks behind them*
Emily: *laughs* you had to do that didnt you!
Rory: whats goin on here?
*laughter on and off the set*
Take two
Emily: do you want me to....*runs off set and hits rory* your lucky your leaving today!
*laughter*
Take three
David: No, thank you. Hey…It’s okay. You hang in there.
*emily and david hug*
rory: *drunkenly* That is sooo............beauteeeefull!
Director: who was the smart a$$ that decided to stock his room with corona?
Thats the best i can do....sorry!
Rory: Okay ow that hurt. Em get off my foot!
Emily: Get off my hair!
Kim: Get off my FACE!
Adam: Ow my fingers!
David: And I still have my sandwich. *digs in* And that children is why they call me *puts on shades* Horatio Caine.
Rory: That's a fictional character.
Director: Okay, lets wrap up the scene, and for god's sakes, there's a whole tray of sandwiches over there.
(all run for the table)
Director: I shouldn't have told them about the sandwiches.
:lol: :lol: Get off my face. I busted out laughing on that one. :lol:
Emily: Get off my hair!
Kim: Get off my FACE!
Adam: Ow my fingers!
David: And I still have my sandwich. *digs in* And that children is why they call me *puts on shades* Horatio Caine.
Rory: That's a fictional character.
Director: Okay, lets wrap up the scene, and for god's sakes, there's a whole tray of sandwiches over there.
(all run for the table)
Director: I shouldn't have told them about the sandwiches.
:lol: :lol: Get off my face. I busted out laughing on that one. :lol:
obsession_360
Coroner
wow are you serious? that was actually my very first blooper! wow i should do more!!!