CSI:Miami Answering Machines. What would they say??

Ryan: hey this is ryan im probably busy doin stuff, so you know where to find me...mom if this is you i just met the future mom of your grandkids, and dont worry, ill be home in time for dinner, bye
 
Speed:what the hell do you want?! can;t i get a moment's peace!? You're still here!? God! go away! don't you have anything better to do!? obviously not seein as you're calling me in the middle of the day when NORMAL people are at work! so stop calling me! i won't return your call anyways...*BEEP*
 
Speed:Im busy Im shure I have a better job then you do so plze don't call me at work and if you do then you're a cheap tequila pushing *BEEP*
H:Hi this is Horatio Caine srry to not answer im probably doing a big case on a kidnapped girl and if this is one of my suspects calling me...I WILL CATCH YOU!
Eric:Helooooo all you sexxi fine ladies leave me a message and we'll get right to the point!!!! gracias mamma cita!!!
 
Oh, I'm laughing SO hard right now that I'm crying! You guys are great! These are all so awesome! I wish I was more creative... I'll keep thinking... and appreciating everyone else's creativity!!
 
Cooper: yeah this is Cooper....I'm probably at the lab trying to untangle another hopelessly garbled tape and solve the case for them....leave a message and after I analyze it I'll get back to you......beep.
 
Hi, this is Dan Cooper... Is this thing working? How do you operate this piece of junk? Ma, hand me the instruction manual. Testing... Testing... 1... 2... 3... Hello... BEEP
 
Alexx: awwwwww sugar what are you trying to tell me? Leave your number after the beep..we'll talk.....
 
Dynamo1 said:
Hi, this is Dan Cooper... Is this thing working? How do you operate this piece of junk? Ma, hand me the instruction manual. Testing... Testing... 1... 2... 3... Hello... BEEP
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:lol: :lol: That was a good one, Dan does remind me of that "im still cool even though I live in my mom's basement" kinda guy!
 
Natalia:Hey this is Natalia. leave your name and number and i'll get back to you.....*giggles* Eric! cut it out! *giggles more* ooh. Eric i like that. *Eric's voice* Oh s**t!! it's still on!! *Natalia's voice* i'm trying to turn it off it won't...*BEEP*
 
Alexx: You've reached Dr.Woods...I'm in the morgue right now, talking to another corpse & can't take your call...please leave a message and I'll do my best to get back to you before you end up in the morgue with me...<beep>
 
Dynamo1 said:
Speed: I hope you can hear this message. I clean the record head of my voice mail machine as well as I clean my gun. Just leave your mshjdah jpajfjbe ish aohirhias *beep*
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Oh my word. I shouldn't have read this one while I was eating, I almost chocked laughing. :lol:

luvingmyHoratio said:
Speedle: Hi you have reached Speedle Heaven, just leave me a message when you're ready to transend ladies, and I'll help make your stay a pleasant one. beep....
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Anyone have that phone number!! ;)

Ok, I know this one probably will not even be as close to funny as everyone else's but I'll give it a shot.

Speed: Can't come to the phone right now, I'm cleaning my gun......*BANG*....S**t, it really does work...anyways if you want to leave a message, go for it and I may get back to you whenever...if not, then don't....*beep*

I'm so sorry my Speed!! :lol:
 
Ryan: Hey, this is Ryan. I'm not at home right now, I'm probably working overtime at McDonald's trying to make money for a living because damn Stetler had to go and get me fired. I hate that motherf- *beep*
 
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