CSI:Miami Answering Machines. What would they say??

Speed: You needn't ask me out ladies. If a porn star asked me out 3 seasons ago, i don't need to reply to any messages. *beep*

So true. :lol:

Calleigh: You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "I'm not in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me.

Alexx: Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

Horatio: This is Horatio Caine's answering machine. Please leave your name and number, and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI.

Speed: ..... *beep*

Cal: Twinkle, Twinkle little star,
bet your wondering where we are?
Well, put your mouth up to the phone
And leave us a message for when we get home.
And if you can make your message rhyme,
We'll call you back in half the time!
 
Stetler: You have reached the Stetman, If this you Ecklie, you fuggin Ho, return my pink thong". For anyone else you know what to do, and how to do it". Kiss,Kiss.

*Beep*
 
Speed:what the hell do you want? all you freaking people need to get a life and stop calling me!!!! god don't you have anything better to do than to bug me? god! *beep*
 
1CSIMfan said:
Valera: Hey, this is Maxine. Valera to my friends. Haha I'm not the mole. If this is Natalia, keep your hands off my Eric. You know what to do. *beep*
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OMG i love you so much right now Keep your hands of my eric lol perfect wooooo.... sorry went a little crazy i just like them... alot...
 
H: Hello, I am Lieutenant Horatio Caine. The number on my business card is ###-###-####. If you ever need someone to talk to about your personal tragedy, please give me a call.

Delko's: *Ryan's voice* Hi, Delko's not here right now, because it's "Delko time." If you're female and breathing, leave a message.

Stetler: Hello, this is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. If you are aware of any mistakes made by the Miami-Dade Crime Lab, please leave me a message immediately, or you may reach me via my toll free number at 1-800-BIG-PAIN.

Alexx: Hi sugar, this is Alexx Woods. I'm probably at work baby, talking to some poor soul gone before their time, sugar, so please leave me a message.

Frank: You've reached Frank Tripp. What in the hell? No, I am not Dr. Phil! Leave a #$*%ing message!
 
Speed: *silence*......*silence*....Wait what? *BEEP*

Horatio: *Too Sexy playing in background* Call....me....*beep*
 
aimsavol said:
Delko's: *Ryan's voice* Hi, Delko's not here right now, because it's "Delko time." If you're female and breathing, leave a message.
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He he made me laugh so hard

Calleigh: Hey Its Calleigh, im not here leave a message after the (ryans voice) Calleigh! Calleigh what are you doing (Calleigh's voice) Hang on Ryan... Okay Gotta Go Bye.................. BEEP
 
H/C Hi, Hiya, you have reached Horatio and Calleigh Caine, we are out playing good cop, bad cop, so leave a message after the *BANG*BANG*
 
Horatio:.............................................................. you're supposed to be talking now.... cause of the silence.... but the beep has yet to come... *beep*

Speed: If you have something good to come out of something bad give me your name and number and I'll call you back *beep*

Calleigh: Well hiya! Just leave a message after *bang* darn now I shot the machine.. oh is it still on? *beep*

Eric: *gigle**gigle**beep*

Ryan: Erika I love you just fill up that machine baby *beep*

Natalia: Just let me know where the next party is. Lab work is actually so not hot *beep*

@Hunter: from what episode is your icon! I really like it!
 
Calleigh:this is Calleigh. please leave you name and....*giggles* Ryan! cut it out! ooohhh!. OOhh, you know i like that, oh crap it's still on!! *beep*
 
Ryan: Hi, you've reached Ryan Wolfe, I can't answer the phone right now becuase I'm too busy kicking stetler's A**, please leave me a message, and i will return your call, because by the time I do, I assure you I will have my job back. *beep*
 
here's a stupid one, best i could think off....

Horatio "This is Horatio, if your calling about my stolen sunglasses, please return them, I'm not the same person with out them"

Yeah i know it's stupid, but i tried...
 
Eric: Yeah what up my ladies? This is Eric's 1 800 line! Just holla cause maybe we can get a hoel room, and I would be singin...."If ya wanna come to my hotel, baby I'll leave you me room key, I like the way ya carry yourself girl, cause I wanna get with you cause she's a cuttie, cause if ya wanna come to me hotel all you gotta do is holla at me!"
:devil: :lol: :D
 
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