::: YAWWWNNNNN ::: My wife was sleeping, but my heart was still pounding and it was hard to get to sleep so I got up, surfed the web and posted til I was ready to go back to sleep.
A: Conference
B: Sam Tyler (I was going to say Clouseau or Gadget, but I figured Detective Inspector Sam Tyler from "Life on Mars" would also be a good one!)
Horatio said, "I have some news." *Removes sunglasses* "A piece... fell off the shuttle Atlantis... as it blasted off on Friday from Cape canaveral. It crashed through the roof... of the police station and... hit Rick Stetler... on the head. And now..." *Puts sunglasses back on* "he thinks he's ___________ ."
Nick Stokes said "The other day I was checking in my attic for rats and weirdo stalkers when I fell through the sheetrock ceiling and landed on my ______________! Dang, that hurt!!!"