CSI Match Game S5: Get ready to __________ the stars!!!

(Theme music kicks in!)

Announcer: Get ready to match the stars! From CSI: Miami-David Caruso. From Will and Grace, Megan Mullally and Sean Hayes in the Brett Sommers and Charles Nelson Reilly chairs. From CSI: New York, Hill Harper! Family Feud host, Richard Karn in the Richard Dawson chair. From Veronica Mars: Kristen Bell. All on CSI: Match Game!!!

(Theme Music Gets louder. Hankster Rayburn comes out with his telescoping Microphone waving to the audience. Theme Music trails off)

Hankster Rayburn: Hello everone! Welcome to another edition of CSI: Match Game. Today, we have many board members that want to post here, and try to match these Creatures from the Black Lagoon! (Camera pans to the Celebrity panel who laugh and clap)

Hankster Rayburn: Now there may be some in the audience at home that don't know how the game works. Well, here's the basic rules:

Two phrases will be posted in spoiler bars--A and B. Each on contains a BLANK (_____________) in them. The goal is to come up with a funny word that works in the phrase that would, if you were actually in studio, match as many of the stars as possible. However, in the boards, we have a lot more contestants, so everyone gets to post.

The most important rule of the game for this board's sake is that the answer MUST be kept PG13 or it will be removed by the Moderators. The second most important rule is the word should make sense in the context of the phrase, yet still be FUNNY! We all on board here?

Audience: ALL ON BOARD, HANKSTER!

Hankster Rayburn: Good! Those of you at home that have GSN a/k/a Game Show Network, you may want to watch some old Match Game reruns to get a feel for it. However, sometimes those reruns push the PG13 boundary. Please use good judgement in posting.

(Hankster walks over to the cabinet and hits a button. Two phrases pop up)

New Phrases for Wednesday, May 16th:

Spoiler: Phrase A

Warrick said "While I try to be a gentleman, I have been hit by a woman's purse before. Still, it wasn't funny because she had a ____________ in that purse and I ended up in the hospital!"

Spoiler: Phrase B

Danny Messer said "When I went to Montana, I got a steak at a restaurant and it was SOOOO FRESH." (Audience: HOW FRESH WAS IT?!?!?) "It was so fresh, that there were still _______________s on it from when it was on the ranch!!!"

 

Congrats on new board :lol: :lol: passes out jelly beans

A: Brick

B: Hairs

 

What a funnny and fun way to start the thread.. is there are special prize?? :lol:

A. Microwave Oven (or Ecklie..)
B. poo (or flies)

 

A. Small bomb
B. Grass

 

A.small anvil
B.Flies

 

a. a brick
b. hair

Congrats on the new season of Match Game

 

A. Rock (everyone else picked the brick )
B. Hair

 

A. hunk of fruitcake
B. dirt clods

 

fruit cake made me laugh. :lol:

 

A: ...anvil from the ACME Company (Wile E Coyote's mail order service)
B: ...branding marks

 

A: Cinder Block

B: a Brand

 

I've never been in here before. This is pretty cool.
I'll give it a try...

A) frozen head
B) hay

 

Haha! :lol: Frozen head.. :lol:

 

LOL # ACME...I have to laugh 'cause out here somewhere (Illinois) there really is an Acme company...I believe they deal in some sort of metal.

 

A. Can of paint
B. Hair