CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Bloopers

EmilySanders said:
Oooh I thought of one from that Episode where Grissom pushs the Coffee holder.....Thingy...out of ecklie's hand

William: *Knocks Coffee Put out of Marc Vann's hand...coffee pot hits wall but doesn't break* Wtf...
Marc: Wasn't it supose to break...
William: *Goes over and looks at Coffee pot* Its not glass...its hard Plastic..Someone must have switched them....
Marc: But who?
William: *Cell phone rings which has a who are you ring tone*
That sucked didn't it?
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I actually have that ring tone! LOL :lol:
 
^^ I'm hoping I can get 'Who Are You' for my ringtone. :D :lol:

Lady Heather's Box
(William and Melinda start walking up the stairs, just before their "almost kiss")
William: I heard Mr. McCormick's an investor in your internet site.
Melinda: That's a matter of public reco-- (trips on them hem of her skirt and slides down the stairs)
(William starts laughing)
Melinda: ....Ow...

After I watched the commentary for LHB and heard about the 'insanely narrow staircase', bloopers filled my mind. :D

I can't remember the episode title, but the one where Grissom eats a chocolate covered grasshopper is the episode I'm using next.

(William puts the grasshopper in his mouth, makes a face, and spits it back out)
William: God, that's so gross!
(Entire cast laughs off camera)
 
Thanks sissi, I almost forgot about this thread. Okay. Uhm. Let's see if I can think of any.

LOL, okay, I can't. My brain just died, I've been doing exams all week, I'll put more up later.
 
Okay, I completely forgot about this thread AGAIN.

But I really like it so I'm posting some bloopers :]

And I read the last page of bloopers, and I was laughing, and my brother asked why I was laughing. I just said 'NOTHING' and he came over to see what I was laughing at, he didn't get the joke.

Anyways, BLOOPERS!

Crash and Burn: (I don't know the actor for Hank's character)

Hank: I'm really sorry Sara.
Jorja: Me too.
(pause)
Jorja: You know what?
Hank: What?
Jorja: *punches his face*
Hank: wtf!?
Jorja: I think Sara should punch him!
Hank: But she doesn't! AND OWW!
Director: *face-palm moment*

Primum Non Nocere:
Jorja: Since when were you interested in beauty?
Billy: Since I met you.
Jorja: You're too old for me. *turns to him*
Billy: WHAT?
Jorja: You're too old for me.
Billy: That's not the line.
Jorja: It IS now. You're too old for me.
Billy: You think highly of yourself don't you?
Jorja: What?
Billy: You think you're REALLY young, don't you?
Jorja: Well, I'm younger than you.
Billy: You're conceited.
Jorja: You're the one who called me beautiful!
Billy: I didn't say that, Grissom did, I'm speaking from a totally different perspective now.
Jorja: I hate you.
Director: wtf is going on?

A Bullet Runs Through It:
Jorja: Sofia?
Louise: *turns*
Jorja: You're on suspension, you should not be in this building.
Louise: I was just talking to the friend, Sara, if I can't talk to a friend who the hell am i supposed to talk to?
Jorja: I don care, jus back off from my BF, yo.
Louise: wtf?
Director: Where did that come from?
Jorja: I have no clue.
 
Robert: What the hell...
*the corpse's belly pulsates, then the rat shoots out...and right into Robert's face *splat*
Robert: Ow...ugh, pthhh
(offscreen voice: oops, sorry, *yells* can we aim the rat a little higher?)
*the take is redone...but it's Billy who gets it in the face next time*
Billy: Can we hire some people who actually know how to aim? At least the beard's gone, I'd never get it clean
Robert: Tell me about it!
 
Fannysmackin

Greg: D***, you're not suppose to drop me on my head when you yanked me out of the window, that's not part of the script.

Gang Member: We know, we just thought it would be funny to see you fall out of the window.

Director: CUT!!! That's not funny, we don't need to hurt his face for real, that's what keeps everyone watching.
 
HAHAHA!
I love them ericisacutie and MacsGirlMel.

I'll see if I can think of any ...

Lab Rats ; At any moment in the episode.
Hodges: MWAHAHAHA , I feel so sceamy.
Director: wtf?

Down The Drain ; Walking through the sewer.
Marg: *trips and falls into the water*
Gary: HAHAHAHAHA!
Marg: Oh shut up! *trips Gary*
Gary: *falls* HEY!
 
Sorry, this is really gross and i forget the episode name!

*Decomp splatters on Eric from the trunk of a car*
Jorja: Grissom would be proud.
Eric: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose.

Director: Cut!

Eric: You know, it's really not that bad *sticks finger in trunk and licks it*


Sorry if you puke, but i swear my stomach is made out of iron or something. Thanks for bringing this thread back!
 
Well, out of bored-ness, I came here and re-read some. It gave me a good laugh. :)

Living Doll;
Billy: Tell me where Sara is!
Natalie: NO! MWAHAHAHA YOU'LL NEVER FIND HER! MWHAAHAHA.
Billy: Where did that come from?
Natalie: I don't know.. it suited the character though, so I added it in.
Billy: That's true..

Living Doll;
Jorja: *her hand reaches out from under the car* Ow!
Director: .. WHAT?
Jorja: The car.. is.. compressing.. my.. lungs..
Director: *sigh* Can we get someone to take care of that?

Any Episode
(Everyone is in break room)
Jorja: *starts walking in and sings:* Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue-horned moon, or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned. Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain, can you paint with all the colours of the wind. Can you paint with all the colours of the wind? *she leaves*
Everyone: *watches her leave with wtf looks*

Any Episode
(Most of the team is in the Coroner's office)
Jorja: *walks in and starts singing:* Sha la la la la my oh my, looks like the boys too shy, ain't gunna kiss girl. Sha la la la la ain't that sad, it's such a shame, too bad, you're gunna miss the girl, go on and kiss the girl. *she leaves*
Everyone: What is she on?

Any Episode
(The team is walking down the hall)
Jorja: *randomly starts singing:* Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort.
Gary: Okay, get her!
*Everyone tackles her and makes her stop singing*
 
For Warrick:

Billy is holding Gary
Gary *sniffs, makes a face* Come on, if you know we're doing a scene like this, quit eating garlic before it!

Same scene
*we hear a fart sound*
Billy: Um excuse me?
Gary: Ewww...ughhh...what were you eating? *pulls away and gets up* Yucckkkkk! Hey does someone have a barf bag? *he runs off the set and throws up and the others are holding their noses* That is just...ughhhhh!
 
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