This is a spin-off of speed_cochrane's CSI: Miami Blooper thread. You can write some of your own as well if you want. Down The Drain Where Catherine Rescued Lindsey Marg: *falls towards Gary* Gary: *misses and drops her* [BLEEP] Marg: GARY I BROKE A NAIL BECAUSE OF THAT YOU B... Director: CUT! Grave Danger Discovering Nick's Location Jorja: *runs to get folder, but slips and lands on right arm* Oof! Tarintino(sp?): Cut! Can we get some wax on the floor? George: *walks onto stage and helps Jorja up* You ok? Jorja: Other than the fact I can't feel my right arm, I'm fine. William: *shoves George aside and finishes helping Jorja up* George: *shoves William* George and William: *begin fighting* Jorja: Guys, GUYS! Unfriendly Skies Dr. Berhle Interrogation Intro Paul: Here's the deal, we're gonna borrow your mom for a little bit and you get to borrow anything you see on me. Emily Berhle: Can I borrow your gun? Marg and Christine Tucci: *make faces* Paul: Well, it's old and heavy, and it's kinda stuck *pulls at gun and accidently tosses it into Tucci's leg* Tucci: Ow d... Director: CUT! That's all I have for you. Tucci and Fox rule!
:lol:Hey Awesome! I was hoping when the other CSI bloopers will appear. Great job on the first blooper Trevor. :lol:
Burked Jorja: *tries to push the moving gate thingy* Gary: It's a security measure, you can't get in without a student ID Man: *falls on the "rotate" button* Jorja: *steps over, but gets leg caught in rotating thingy* Oof *goes through spin cycle* Gary: Shut it off! Director: CUT! WHO LANDED ON THE BUTTON? Lady Heather's Box After Rescue Jorja: Keep it coming *directs workers to bring the car* Man: *accidently releases car* Jorja: WHAT THE H... Director: CUT! We'll have to use the damaged car, we're on a time restriction. Jorja: He knocked the fender off! Director: Big deal. Friends and Lovers Confrontation at the Rave William: Let me tell you something, you're twice the age of these kids who can't find their a** selling G** knows what from G** knows where giving Russian roulette in a...jar. Director: *whispers* bottle. William: Right...bottle.... Gary: *laughs* Grave Danger Racing to the Nursery William: *loses control of CSI Denali Mobile Analysis Unit and stops 90 degrees with road as other cars ram into it* [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEEEEP] George: *claps slowly from off camera* Feel free to submit your own...
Ok, let me try... pledging Mr. Johnson between catherine and grissom: William: We're scientists. We're not psychiatrists or victim's rights advocates Marg:You're right, I should be just like you. Alone in my hermecally sealed condo..*laughs* William:*laughs* nice, Marg Marg: God, I'm dislexic today! Directory: alright, let's try that again...
All For Our Country Sara and Catherine confronting the killer. Jorja: Now who's the bitch...punk???? Director: Cut. Jorja: What's wrong??? That's the line. Director: No you reversed it. Jorja: No I didn't. Director: Yes you did. Jorja: Fine. We'll reshoot it. Marg (whispers to Sara): You did get the line wrong. Jorja glares at Marg. That was my lame attempt. :lol:
Oh! I liked that one! Any episode. Marg and Will are on set, but the director and jorja are missing. Will:where's the director? Marg: where's Jorja? she's supposed to be here too! Will: Maybe they went for coffee? Marg: then they better bring us some! we've been waiting for twenty minutes! Lame...sorry
You can also request bloopers from an episode from seasons 1-4. I may take a bit to think of it, but I have all of those episodes on hand. Nice job guys.
because i'm lame and think GE and JF have a thing going on heres My attempt any episode William: any one see Jorja we need her for the next scene Eric: Last I saw her ,her and George were headed off to her Trailer William: *rolls his eyes* good God *he goes to her trailer and knocks on the door* Come on You two get out of there I know what you're doing in there and well Jorja You're needed Jorja *stops mid kiss and says innocently* What we're only practicing our lines (they both laugh)
Here's my attempt: Sex, Lies, and Larvae Jorja: It 'got' there when you shot your wife in the head, before you wrapped her in a blanket and dumped her in the mountains! Guy: Get your finger outta my face, bitch! *slaps her hands away* Jorja: *pushes him back, but he falls over* Guy: *Doesn't get up* Jorja: Are you okay? Director: CUT!
From "Turning of the Screw" GRISSOM: Very good. Author of one of the greatest horror stories ever written: Turn of the Screw. And I desperately need to get screwed. *Ms. Fox bursts out laughing* Mr. Petersen:What?? Ms. Fox:So that's what goes on in your head!
These are great, I have 5 slots of requests for eppie bloopers, first come, first serve. Available episodes Friends and Lovers to Bloodlines (I lost Disc 1 of season 1) 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.