CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Bloopers

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  1. Trevor

    Trevor CSI Level Two

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    This is a spin-off of speed_cochrane's CSI: Miami Blooper thread. You can write some of your own as well if you want.

    Down The Drain

    Where Catherine Rescued Lindsey

    Marg: *falls towards Gary*

    Gary: *misses and drops her* [BLEEP]

    Marg: GARY I BROKE A NAIL BECAUSE OF THAT YOU B...

    Director: CUT!

    Grave Danger

    Discovering Nick's Location

    Jorja: *runs to get folder, but slips and lands on right arm* Oof!

    Tarintino(sp?): Cut! Can we get some wax on the floor?

    George: *walks onto stage and helps Jorja up* You ok?

    Jorja: Other than the fact I can't feel my right arm, I'm fine.

    William: *shoves George aside and finishes helping Jorja up*

    George: *shoves William*

    George and William: *begin fighting*

    Jorja: Guys, GUYS!

    Unfriendly Skies

    Dr. Berhle Interrogation Intro

    Paul: Here's the deal, we're gonna borrow your mom for a little bit and you get to borrow anything you see on me.

    Emily Berhle: Can I borrow your gun?

    Marg and Christine Tucci: *make faces*

    Paul: Well, it's old and heavy, and it's kinda stuck *pulls at gun and accidently tosses it into Tucci's leg*

    Tucci: Ow d...

    Director: CUT!




    That's all I have for you. Tucci and Fox rule!
     
  2. CSIsMANIAC

    CSIsMANIAC Captain

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    :lol:Hey Awesome! I was hoping when the other CSI bloopers will appear. Great job on the first blooper Trevor. :lol:
     
  3. bambam950

    bambam950 Coroner

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    lol very good
     
  4. Trevor

    Trevor CSI Level Two

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    Burked

    Jorja: *tries to push the moving gate thingy*

    Gary: It's a security measure, you can't get in without a student ID

    Man: *falls on the "rotate" button*

    Jorja: *steps over, but gets leg caught in rotating thingy* Oof *goes through spin cycle*

    Gary: Shut it off!

    Director: CUT! WHO LANDED ON THE BUTTON?

    Lady Heather's Box

    After Rescue

    Jorja: Keep it coming *directs workers to bring the car*

    Man: *accidently releases car*

    Jorja: WHAT THE H...

    Director: CUT! We'll have to use the damaged car, we're on a time restriction.

    Jorja: He knocked the fender off!

    Director: Big deal.

    Friends and Lovers

    Confrontation at the Rave

    William: Let me tell you something, you're twice the age of these kids who can't find their a** selling G** knows what from G** knows where giving Russian roulette in a...jar.

    Director: *whispers* bottle.

    William: Right...bottle....

    Gary: *laughs*

    Grave Danger

    Racing to the Nursery

    William: *loses control of CSI Denali Mobile Analysis Unit and stops 90 degrees with road as other cars ram into it* [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEEEEP]

    George: *claps slowly from off camera*



    Feel free to submit your own...
     
  5. CSI_in_training

    CSI_in_training CSI Level Two

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    Ok, let me try...

    pledging Mr. Johnson between catherine and grissom:

    William: We're scientists. We're not psychiatrists or victim's rights advocates
    Marg:You're right, I should be just like you. Alone in my hermecally sealed condo..*laughs*
    William:*laughs* nice, Marg
    Marg: God, I'm dislexic today!
    Directory: alright, let's try that again...
     
  6. saraholic

    saraholic Corpse

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    All For Our Country

    Sara and Catherine confronting the killer.

    Jorja: Now who's the bitch...punk????

    Director: Cut.

    Jorja: What's wrong??? That's the line.

    Director: No you reversed it.

    Jorja: No I didn't.

    Director: Yes you did.

    Jorja: Fine. We'll reshoot it.

    Marg (whispers to Sara): You did get the line wrong.

    Jorja glares at Marg.

    That was my lame attempt. :lol:
     
  7. CSI_in_training

    CSI_in_training CSI Level Two

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    Oh! I liked that one!

    Any episode.
    Marg and Will are on set, but the director and jorja are missing.

    Will:where's the director?
    Marg: where's Jorja? she's supposed to be here too!
    Will: Maybe they went for coffee?
    Marg: then they better bring us some! we've been waiting for twenty minutes!

    Lame...sorry
     
  8. Trevor

    Trevor CSI Level Two

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    You can also request bloopers from an episode from seasons 1-4. I may take a bit to think of it, but I have all of those episodes on hand. Nice job guys.
     
  9. SaraSidleStokes

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    because i'm lame and think GE and JF have a thing going on heres My attempt
    any episode
    William: any one see Jorja we need her for the next scene
    Eric: Last I saw her ,her and George were headed off to her Trailer
    William: *rolls his eyes* good God *he goes to her trailer and knocks on the door* Come on You two get out of there I know what you're doing in there and well Jorja You're needed
    Jorja *stops mid kiss and says innocently* What we're only practicing our lines (they both laugh)
     
  10. CSI_in_training

    CSI_in_training CSI Level Two

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    Oh god that was amazing!!
     
  11. SaraSidleStokes

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    *laughs* you really think so I thought it was Lame
     
  12. quoth_the_raven

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    Here's my attempt:

    Sex, Lies, and Larvae

    Jorja: It 'got' there when you shot your wife in the head, before you wrapped her in a blanket and dumped her in the mountains!

    Guy: Get your finger outta my face, bitch! *slaps her hands away*

    Jorja: *pushes him back, but he falls over*

    Guy: *Doesn't get up*

    Jorja: Are you okay?

    Director: CUT!
     
  13. creg

    creg Rookie

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    Ha these are great I'll have to think of one.
     
  14. lilbug

    lilbug CSI Level Two

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    From "Turning of the Screw"

    GRISSOM: Very good. Author of one of the greatest horror stories ever written:
    Turn of the Screw. And I desperately need to get screwed.
    *Ms. Fox bursts out laughing*
    Mr. Petersen:What??
    Ms. Fox:So that's what goes on in your head!
     
  15. Trevor

    Trevor CSI Level Two

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    These are great, I have 5 slots of requests for eppie bloopers, first come, first serve. Available episodes Friends and Lovers to Bloodlines (I lost Disc 1 of season 1)

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