I don't like hot weather either, and got lovely sunburn on the top of my head. I look like I have mutant dandruff as it peels.
So very attractive.
Oh noes! I should have put Super!Elle under a spoiler thingy, and then we could have had safe texty fun.
But they're just robbing us now. Why couldn't they have a summer special - double the length, which wrapped up the last episode, and then we could have had a happy smiley season premiere. Or about as smiley as you get for Criminal Minds, which isn't a whole lot. Except when Hotch gets naked, obviously.
THE PICTURE. See, Mandy is trying to warn you about the dangers of fanfiction. Because you're green now, but if you keep reading it, you'll end up looking like a boobah. First the yellow one, then the orange one, then the pink one, then the purple one, and if you totally over-indulge, you'll end up as the blue one, which is a special hell for those who look for Hotch slash.
Which means you, Faylinn. I think you become a stripey one if you actually WRITE it.
You saw on the Maury show that you can get pregnant by Reid and Morgan at the same time?! No wonder you're green - Reid junior will be trying to work out your total body mass or something, while baby Morgan is fighting with him and telling him to go to the beach and score hot chicks.
You don't have a baby Hotch
as well, do you? He'd totally be sitting in the middle with sunglasses on, looking totally unimpressed. Then he'd phone someone to get him out of there.