Crazy Caption Contest

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Mel23 said:
Mac: Boy, the things CBS does for promotion. Does Stella know about this?
Lindsey: No but I don't wanna be around when she finds out.
Mac: Hey let's type in 'Taylor' backwards and see what happens

one more for the Stella one
Stella: Aw, man....is it me or are writers just plain EVIL??? Although Danny and I are lucky....not everyone's getting off so easy.
or
Stella: Oooh....it says Mac and I have mad, passionate sex at his place...
Hawkes: What about me?
Stella: Sorry, honey, this is a private party. You just stay here and keep your dead people company.
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That preview was exciting, wasn't it?

Newt pic to cap:

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Danny: zzzzzzzz *snore*

(sorry, it was so obvious! :D)

AND . . .

Danny: Maybe if I close my eyes they won't see me and they'll stop bringing me all this damn evidence to process . . . damn. It didn't work.

:D
 
Danny: Hmm.....oooh, Stella's got a picture of Mac...she *so* has a crush on him.
or
Danny: hmm...hey wait, this isn't evidence, it's someones...
Stella(offscreen)A-ha...I knew someone was in my locker!
Danny: Wasn't me, Flack gave it to me to analyze. Wait a minute, all the food is gone.
 
Danny : (thinking) There was something in the air that night (hums loudly)
-Mac glares at him-
Danny: (loudly in a singing voice) Fernando!
Mac: ahem!
Danny: :D


For the next pic, I'd give a challenge. Whoever makes the most politically related wins.

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Good luck with the challenge...
 
Politically related? How can I do that when Hawkes is looking down at Danny like that... :devil: :lol:

Hawkes: So, um, Danny...you wearing any underwear today?

Danny: Like I'm gonna tell you that!

:lol:
 
Hawkes: Danny, you know that going around to the back of the computer monitor won't help you see Lindsay's butt in those pictures.
Danny: Who is Lindsay?
Hawkes: A.K.A. Montana.
Danny: Oh. Right.
 
Danny: So Hawkes . . . I was thinking about running for like Senator or something. Maybe mayor. I've always wanted to go into politics -- along with music, baseball, modeling, exotic dancing, animal breeding . . . So, whaddya think Hawkes?
Hawkes: . . . .zzzzzzzzzzz . . . . *snore*
Danny: Guess I'm perfect for the job then . . . :D
 
Hawkes: Hey look Danny, you got a text message from Flack.
Danny: Ooh what does it say?
Hawkes: It reads "What r u wearing now ;)? I m wearing the Garfield boxers that u got me!". What the hell?
Danny: Ask him if he got the new suit that I bought him.
 
danny : hawkes, i don't think its legal for you to stare at me like that...
hawkes : i'm not gay!



or


danny : same sex marriage is not yet accepted hawkes...
 
Hawkes: "What do you mean, I don't work here anymore? I still get a paycheck every week."
Mac (o.s.): "You're out in the field now, remember?"
Hawkes: "We're in New York, Mac. There are no fields in New York."
Mac: "I was figuratively speaking. What I meant is, you're a CSI now, Hawkes, and you're not working in the morgue anymore."
Hawkes: "Wait - this is the morgue? And these people are all dead?"
Mac: *sighs*

the point, you ask? Why, there is no point
 
Bunny said:
Hawkes: "What do you mean, I don't work here anymore? I still get a paycheck every week."
Mac (o.s.): "You're out in the field now, remember?"
Hawkes: "We're in New York, Mac. There are no fields in New York."
Mac: "I was figuratively speaking. What I meant is, you're a CSI now, Hawkes, and you're not working in the morgue anymore."
Hawkes: "Wait - this is the morgue? And these people are all dead?"
Mac: *sighs*

the point, you ask? Why, there is no point
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that got me grinning...
 
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