Crazy Caption Contest

[Bunny]

Mac: "There's the biggest spider ever on the ladder and no effing way I'm going up any further. No way!

 

[tanglewood14]

Bunny said:
Mac: "There's the biggest spider ever on the ladder and no effing way I'm going up any further. No way!

Ron Weasley's freaked out by spiders. So is Stella. Oh, and Ross (FRIENDS).

 

[Dynamo1]

Gary: That reminds me... I have to rehearse "Stairway to Heaven" with the Lt Dan Band.

 

[MacsGirlMel]

Mac: Why am I having visions telling me it's time to go to Nebraska? Or Colorado?

 

[csicat]

Mac: One, two, three . . .

 

[greekie527]

Mac (thinking): I'm supposed to do this, then that, then the other thing. No, I'm doing that, then the other thing, then this. Wait, that's not right... Oh, never mind!

 

[MacsGirlMel]

Mac: Hey, was that writing on the wall? Hmm..."Stella loves Mac..." Think she's got something for me? But the other one was better. "Mac Taylor is hot"...

 

[tanglewood14]

csicat said:
Mac: One, two, three . . .

Yeah, his fingers were like counting...

Next!:

Mac: What have I said about Instant Messages, Lindsay?
Lindsay: I am so sorry, Mac. Promise not to do it again.

Not my best, I know... But Linny had that look of teenager caught surfing the net instead of doing research..,

 

[Dynamo1]

Mac: Lindsay, no no no. Tell me it's not true.
Lindsay: I am afraid it is.
Mac: You are really THAT Dynamo1 on CSIFiles?
Lindsay: Don't tell the others. They think I am a guy from West Virginia.

 

[tanglewood14]

Any more captions?

 

[Bunny]

Anna: "You're kidding me!"
Gary: "No, I'm telling you, that was me in 'Forrest Gump'."
Anna: "There's no way you played Lt. Dan."
Gary: "Just check the credits."
Anna: "But he didn't have legs!"

 

[sHiNNizLe]

This is my first try!!

Lindsay:See,if you press this button,Flack will turn this way...Uh'oh.Wrong button.

(That guy at the other side of the glass wall looks like Flack)

 

[MacsGirlMel]

Mac: Boy, the things CBS does for promotion. Does Stella know about this?
Lindsey: No but I don't wanna be around when she finds out.
Mac: Hey let's type in 'Taylor' backwards and see what happens

one more for the Stella one
Stella: Aw, man....is it me or are writers just plain EVIL??? Although Danny and I are lucky....not everyone's getting off so easy.
or
Stella: Oooh....it says Mac and I have mad, passionate sex at his place...
Hawkes: What about me?
Stella: Sorry, honey, this is a private party. You just stay here and keep your dead people company.

 

[Gaby]

lindsay: dont look now but theres a huge spider on top of that cabinat.

 

[Top41]

Lindsay: Mac, this isn't what it looks like...

Mac: So that's not footage from a hidden camera in Danny's bedroom?

Lindsay: Crap, I can't believe you...hey, how do you know what Danny's bedroom looks like?