Crazy Caption Contest

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Zao: *babbles on about case*

Stella (thinking): I. Want. That. Carpet!!!!!!

I can't think straight... I used up all my mental energy on my geometry test today. I hate geometry.
 
Stella: Hey, that's not a picture of the vic, that's a picture of me!
Danny: *Thinking* Wow, that's some chest...And it's a lot nicer in person...
 
Stella: *thinking 2 herself* mabey no one will discover my fetish for rubber gloves, stop staring stella stop staring
Dr. Zao: Rock, no paper, no scissors
Danny: can you see my nipples through this shirt?
 
csicat said:
Dr. Zao: Hey, Stella, want to grab a bite to eat later?
Stella: (thinking) What is it with all the MEs asking me out?
Danny: (thinking) Hmm . . . strange. The corpse doesn't look a thing like the crime scene photos . . . oh, wait, it's upside down . . .

:D :D
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:lol: :D :p

Try this next one:

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Mac: Stella, we have to get back to the case.
Stella: Can't... stop... now... I am on level 10 of Donkey Kong. If I stop, I have to start all over.
 
Stella: hey look it's you....hmm, The Imposter...
Mac: I get that all the time.
Stella: ooh, we need to try that sometime. I bet you'd look just as yummy tied up in that chair.
or
Stella: Hey look, you look just like Lt.Dan! And you even have the same last name...
Mac: I should have died out there! Oops....
 
Mac: Stella, step away from the computer. Now.

Stella: Why?

Mac You are about to access some personal files of mine... no, scratch that, the thing'll blow up if you click on that link.

Stella: Cool! Now what's in these files that you don't want me to see?
 
Stella: C'mon, hurry you stupid computer.
Mac: Stella, I thought I told you those pictures were only supposed to be between us.
 
Mac: Stella . . . why are there animated versions of the Miami team on your computer?
Stella: Shh, Mac . . . I can't find this piece of evidence I need. I can't solve the case without it.
Mac: Um . . . okay. Hey! Where's our game?
 
Dynamo1 said:
Mac: Stella, we have to get back to the case.
Stella: Can't... stop... now... I am on level 10 of Donkey Kong. If I stop, I have to start all over.
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Sigh, one's obsession with video games...

Anyway, next pic!

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Melina: ...so then the script says that Stella sprays luminol.
Hill: Again?
Melina: And Mac is picking up cloth fibers from the ground.
Hill: As usual.
Melina: Danny is ranting to the witnesses.
Hill: Same ole, same ole.
Melina: And Sheldon goes streaking down Broadway.
Hill: :eek:

=== or ===

Stella: I'll try the moussaka, souvlaki...
Hawkes: Why can't we ever go for Italian or Chinese?
Stella: ...some pastitsio, rice pilaf...
Hawkes: Maybe some Japanese or Mexican.
Stella: ...a gyro...
Hawkes: How about a steak house or rib joint?
Stella: ...baklava, and ekmek.
Hawkes: Damn, girl. How do you keep your figure eating like that?
Stella: That's not to eat. That is for the Greek spelling bee.
 
Hawkes: Stella.
Stella: Mmmm?
Hawkes: Stella .
Stella: I'm reading, can't you see that?
Hawkes: STELLA!
Stella: WHAT?!
Hawkes: The evidence... it's alive...
Stella: EEK!!
 
Stella: Aw, come on, more bugs? Why doesn't someone just call Grissom and let *him* handle it all?

one more for the previous one
Stella: Hey look it's the preview of the new police calendar....MAC? *Wolf whistle*
Mac: No one was supposed to see that!!! Yet, anyway.
Stella: I already knew you were hot, this just confirmed it. And you look great in that thong. Oooh, Danny's in it too.
Mac: ooh, let me see

*snort*
 
Dynamo1 said:
Melina: ...so then the script says that Stella sprays luminol.
Hill: Again?
Melina: And Mac is picking up cloth fibers from the ground.
Hill: As usual.
Melina: Danny is ranting to the witnesses.
Hill: Same ole, same ole.
Melina: And Sheldon goes streaking down Broadway.
Hill: :eek:
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:lol:... I was just watching this last Tuesday...

Okay, new pic!

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Here's my caption:

Mac: : Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.
Aiden: :confused:
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