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Danny:Is it just me or am i the only one working his butt off?Come on people,move your butts!!I meant work,dammit!!
 
Comte said:
Danny:Is it just me or am i the only one working his butt off?Come on people,move your butts!!I meant work,dammit!!
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Pun intended, indeed :lol: And moving on to more butt jokes...
 
Danny: Somebody . . . help . . . I'm stuck in this position . . . no I don't want you to 'check on it' Flack . . .


:)
 
Danny: Uhh....Anyone got a needle and thread?
Or
Danny: Why does it feel so cold back there now?

Danny: Sorry, Mac...All I remember is starting to grow and turning green.....It's all a blur after that. Except for "hulk smash", that I remember.
 
Flack (OS)="Danny, why'd you scream?"
Danny="Did you see that rat?"
Flack (OS)="You're making that up."
Danny="Don, I swear it was as big as Lindsey's ass!"
 
Dynamo1 said:
Melina: ...so then the script says that Stella sprays luminol.
Hill: Again?
Melina: And Mac is picking up cloth fibers from the ground.
Hill: As usual.
Melina: Danny is ranting to the witnesses.
Hill: Same ole, same ole.
Melina: And Sheldon goes streaking down Broadway.
Hill: :eek:

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Stella: I'll try the moussaka, souvlaki...
Hawkes: Why can't we ever go for Italian or Chinese?
Stella: ...some pastitsio, rice pilaf...
Hawkes: Maybe some Japanese or Mexican.
Stella: ...a gyro...
Hawkes: How about a steak house or rib joint?
Stella: ...baklava, and ekmek.
Hawkes: Damn, girl. How do you keep your figure eating like that?
Stella: That's not to eat. That is for the Greek spelling bee.
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lol!..if you could just taste them..!...that what it means food...really....greek food...yamiii... :lol:
 
Dynamo1 said:
Danny: Are you sure Michael Jackson got famous with just ONE white glove?
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It reminded me off MJ's freak out on GQ's lampoon on him...

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[Danny is trying to figure out what to do about a guy hitting on Lindsay---even if I'm NOT a shipper]
Flack : You know, Messer, I'm a romantic. So I say you choke him 'til his eyes pop out!
Mike (suspect) os: : Yeah. Hittin' people's cool.
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Flack: You know, Messer, I really don't appreciate you calling me snuggly buns in front of a suspect. It undermines my superiority.

Danny: * pouting * You liked it last night.

p.s. I couldn't come up with a more nauseatingly sweet nickname. Little help? :p
 
Speaking of nicknames, I remember seeing a movie where the guy calls the girl "mashed", and the girl calls the guy "potato". That's some weird couple. :lol:

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Danny: Hey Flack! Look what I'm wearing to the company party! [shows the mermaid dress]

Flack: [has mental image of Danny in the dress, then looks away] For the love of God...

Note: I don't think Danny's gay. I just thought this was funny. :D
 
Flack: DAnny, do you see that hook on the wall behind me?
Danny: Yeah. What about it?
Flack: Do you see what's on it?
Danny: There's nothing on it.
Flack: Exactly. My purse was on it and it's gone.
Danny: :eek:
 
Flack: I'm thinking you on that table now, with me... :devil: :devil: :devil:

Danny: Don! For the last time, I told you, not at work!
 
Flack: Yeah, Stella's hot....but she's madly in love with Mac, don't you know. Oh, she hasn't told him yet but it's all there in her eyes

or
Flack: I told you, Danny, I don't want to see what the office cam is recording Mac and Stella doing....ok maybe just a peek.
 
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