Crazy Caption Contest

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Mac: Here's my number. Call me.
Aiden: *smirks* Yeah, you're not my type.
Danny: Look what they're saying about me at talkcsi.
Stella: Damn, I didn't know you could bend like that.
 
Stella: What are you watching?
Danny: Forrest Gump. Can you believe the awful acting of that guy who played Lt Dan?
Mac: Here, Aiden. Hold my gun. I am tempted to use it.
 
jorja_fan86 said:
Mac: Here's my number. Call me.
Aiden: *smirks* Yeah, you're not my type.
Danny: Look what they're saying about me at talkcsi.
Stella: Damn, I didn't know you could bend like that.
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Tough to say I had the same idea. But you beat me to it, jorja fan... ;)

Say, jorja fan, got more WWE icons? If ya do, put up a link at the WWE forum... in General TV & Media. I'd love to see more... ;)
 
Dynamo1 said:
Stella: What are you watching?
Danny: Forrest Gump. Can you believe the awful acting of that guy who played Lt Dan?
Mac: Here, Aiden. Hold my gun. I am tempted to use it.
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:D Classic!

Here's my take:
Aiden: Pay up, Mac. I told you I would do it.
Mac: You only get half the money. You said it would make him cry!
Stella: Whoa! Danny, is that you? Who are all the other guys in the picture? And why are you wearing pink flip-flops?
Danny: WTF? How did this end up as the background on all lab computers? Sh*t.
Flack (offscreen): Nice ... shoes, Dan!
 
These are all great guys! :D

Mac: Aiden, go get us some pizza, we're going to be here for a while.

Aiden: You kidding me, Mac? I'm not missing this for the world!

Stella: Damn, Danny, you are a little slut!

Danny: I can't believe Flack put a video of us up on the internet! That dirty bastard...

;)
 
LOL. This thread always makes me chuckle. I could only think of a half decent one!

Mac: Does that look like sweetcorn to you?
Aiden: Please don't tell me that's not the tissue you just sneezed into.
Danny: What the hell is that?
Stella: Is that Mac....naked?
Danny: Eeeew
 
Mac: All right, all right, I was wrong.
Aiden: I told you Danny wouldn't be able to figure out the new computers!
Stella: Oy, Danny, how can you not get this? It's really simple! Look, you just (starts spouting computer-speak).
Danny: English, please. Or if you can't handle that, Greek.
Stella: (says it all again in Greek).
Mac & Aiden: We're outta here.
 
Stella-"Check out Hawkes...Sexy Single Black Male looking to play doctor. Don't worry ladies, I have a degree."

Danny-"Man the stuff they allow on myspace. That reminds me, I gotta update my page."

Aiden-"See Mac I told you I had more profile views than you."

Mac-"Not for long Aiden, wait 'til I upload these pics of me and Stella."

Stella-"Huh?"
 
Mac: Have you seen what they're saying about me on TalkCSI? There are sure a lot of things they'd like to do with me...
Danny: Hey, you aren't the only one.
Stella (distractedly)ooh, I've fantasized about that one...And, ooh, we've got to try that one sometime
Danny: I'd rather read this than the other stuff. If they make me sleep with you one more time...No offense, Mac.
Mac: Yeah, I wanna sleep with Stella1!
 
Danny: Hey guys, check out this cool site!
Stella: OMG! MAC! Look at what they're writting at TalkCSI!
Danny: you guys did WHAT? Olive oil and ties? No wonder the evidence room was breeched.
Aiden: Should I?
Mac: No. Let me kill Danny.

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Mac: I just received this information that Danny was surfing for porn sites.
Aiden: Look at it yourself.
Stella: DANNY! STOP LOOKING!
Danny: WHooo!!! Mac and Stella getting it on! WHeee!
Mac: STELLA! You posted the pics!
Stella: Whose digicam was it?
 
Okay, I'll be giving you new a pic...

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Asian viewers got to watch this last week...
 
Dr. Zao: "...blunt force trauma to the head, several broken ribs, massive internal bleeding,..."
Danny: "Stella, does my ass look big in this picture?"
Stella: "WTF? Danny, you've been looking at this d*mn picture all morning, so for the last time: Yes, it does! Why did you have to wear that stupid Speedo that was like, 2 sizes too small for you anyway? Hell, it's bright red, too!"


Me, personally, I'd pay a lot of money to see that. :devil:
 
Dr. Zao: Hey, Stella, want to grab a bite to eat later?
Stella: (thinking) What is it with all the MEs asking me out?
Danny: (thinking) Hmm . . . strange. The corpse doesn't look a thing like the crime scene photos . . . oh, wait, it's upside down . . .

:D :D
 
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