Crazy Caption Contest

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Danny: Don't turn around, Stella, but there is an eye behind you.
Stella: Who's face is the eye on?
Danny: Nobody. It is the CBS eye in the corner of the screen.
Stella: Doesn't the network think the viewers are smart enough to figure out who is airing this show?
 
Danny: Oo-kay, so you CAN get Mac to do anything you want.
Stella: Tolja.
Mac: [o/s, dressed in a "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" Les Girls frock covered in sequins and maribou]
Stella? Can I change now?
Stella: NO.
Mac:...then can I at least come down from the window sill?
 
LMAO Dynamo1!

Danny:Hmm... should I or shouldn't I? Should I or shouldn't I?
Stella: You know you want to.
Danny:But... the Robospanker isn't half as fun without Aiden.

That one sucked.

Angie
 
LMAO Dynamo1!

Danny:Hmm... should I or shouldn't I? Should I or shouldn't I?
Stella: You know you want to.
Danny:But... the Robospanker isn't half as fun without Aiden.

That one sucked.

Angie

Hmmm... wasn't bad... okay, maybe 2 or 3 more captions should be posted before I post another pic...

What's wrong, peeps?

Y'all loosing your funny sides here...

WAKE UP!!!

(LOL... I'm enjoying Fort Minor's BELIEVE ME here...)

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"Yes, I was right. It is an innee, not an outtee."

===== or =====

"Now I have proof. He chewed the Tootsie Pop instead of licking it all the way."

===== or =====

"Good grief. CBS even has their logo on the corner of the X-rays."
 
hmmm, here goes mine:

(Carmine and Kelly are trying to make a conversation during the outakes)

CARMINE: Hey, I saw you on CRADLE TO THE GRAVE, your character was quite a bad ass.
KELLY: Thank You. (smiles)
*a few seconds of smile*
KELLY: Hey, I saw you on BILLY'S HOLLYWOOD SCREEN KISS. And your character had a nice end.
*Carmine gives Kelly a puzzled look*
KELLY: I mean, you had a nice end...
*Another puzzled look*
KELLY: What I meant to say was: Gundy had a nice ending...


(Read between the lines to get the green joke)
 
Det. Maka: So this is all the result of a deep cavity search?

Danny (slapping his hands together): Yep.

Det. Maka: Ew.
 
Maka: So you're telling me that if I stare at the photo look enough someone will jump out holding a knife?
Danny: I swear it's true. Oh, and if you hear someone screaming like a girl it's definitely not me.
Maka: There's nobody else in this room.
Danny: Crap I did it again!
 
Maka: So you're telling me that if I stare at the photo look enough someone will jump out holding a knife?
Danny: I swear it's true. Oh, and if you hear someone screaming like a girl it's definitely not me.
Maka: There's nobody else in this room.
Danny: Crap I did it again!

*Sigh* I Love it when you guys make fun of Danny...
 
Yeah go right ahead. I was going to do one but since you claimed it first it's only right that you get to go.
 
It took me a while to find it back, I keep losing my pictures :rolleyes: My folders are to full with all those screencaps :lol:

Here it is
Grazy.jpg


Hawkes: Just look at it and tell me what you think

Danny: I really think that's more something for the man's lockerroom after a soccergame and not at work, but oke let me see...

Sorry that was lame :p I bet you'all can do it better :D
 
At the risk of inciting the wrath of the PG-13-o-Meter... :devil:

Hawkes: Come on, Danny, help me out here.

Danny: Flack is so gonna kill you, buddy.
 
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