Crazy Caption Contest

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Danny: You will not believe the message Flack left me last night on my answering machine!

Stella: Let's hear it then!

Flack (on machine): [CENSORED BY FRED!!!!

Stella: Damn, Danny, you're going to be sore after he does all that!

:devil:
 
Danny: I know exactly what I'm going to do with this tape player. I'm gonna to tape a subliminal message which will 'cause Mac to relax and calm down.
Stella: You actually think a tape will do that?
Danny: Don't be jealous 'cause you didn't come up with it first.
Stella: Yeah...and hey what's wrong with your hair?
Danny: I don't want to talk about it ok.

*Afterwards*

Danny: So, Mac...how did you enjoy the tape I gave you?
Mac: Fo shizzle mah nizzle
Danny: Huh?
Mac: I'm the big Mac drizzle with the T-a-y-l-o-r!
Danny: Oh no...I must have mixed up the tapes and given the wrong one to Hawkes!
Stella: Way to go Danny.

*Hawkes is listening to the tape in the lab*

Hawkes: What the hell is this sh!it...this isn't rap! Oh Danny is so gonna get it...

:lol:
 
Danny: *excited* Stella! Look! I found this thing called electricity and when I press this button right here I go *faints*

Stella: God help me! How did I ended up with an idiot?
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Danny: Hey Stella, check out this- WOAH! FLACK! STALLION!
Stella: (sheilding her eyes) Flack. They're called pants, get some.
 
Danny: You will not believe the message Flack left me last night on my answering machine!

Stella: Let's hear it then!

Flack (on machine): [CENSORED BY FRED!!!!

Stella: Damn, Danny, you're going to be sore after he does all that!

:devil:
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AWESOME!!!!

Just like the Goblet of Fire (Which I just watched 20 minutes ago not I just move all around)
:D :D
 
Danny: I know exactly what I'm going to do with this tape player. I'm gonna to tape a subliminal message which will 'cause Mac to relax and calm down.
Stella: You actually think a tape will do that?
Danny: Don't be jealous 'cause you didn't come up with it first.
Stella: Yeah...and hey what's wrong with your hair?
Danny: I don't want to talk about it ok.

*Afterwards*

Danny: So, Mac...how did you enjoy the tape I gave you?
Mac: Fo shizzle mah nizzle
Danny: Huh?
Mac: I'm the big Mac drizzle with the T-a-y-l-o-r!
Danny: Oh no...I must have mixed up the tapes and given the wrong one to Hawkes!
Stella: Way to go Danny.

*Hawkes is listening to the tape in the lab*

Hawkes: What the hell is this sh!it...this isn't rap! Oh Danny is so gonna get it...

:lol:
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LOL!!! Similar to my YES YES SHOW rap (the one I posted:
DANNY: Listen to this, Stella.
-Tape recorder- : MY NAME IS DANNY AND I AM NEAT/ I LOVE PRETTY GIRLS AND I LOVE TO EAT/ I MADE THIS RAP FROM MY MIND/ AND I AM VERY VERY KIND/ I LIKE TO DRIVE FAST IN FANCY CARS/ AND CHICKS DIG ME LIKE CHOCOLATE BARS/ YOU SAY I'M BAD/ BUT I AM GOOD/ SO SHUT UP NOW/ AND EAT SOME FOOD...
DANNY: So, whaddaya think?
STELLA: Er- You made no mistake in being a CSI...
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Now, for some serious matter for WWE fans:
REST IN PEACE, EDDIE GUERRERO... WE WILL SURELY MISS YOU

VIVA LA RASA!!!
 
Aight, got a caption for that:

HAWKES: Whoa... Mac, is that your...?
MAC: Yep, it's a little itchy, actually.



LOL... bad, I know...
 
Hawkes: Are that... Danny and Flack making out!!! Don't they realize there is a security camera!

That was lame :rolleyes:, I couldn't come up with something else
 
Hawkes: I-want-to-eat-the-food... but-I-can't-tear-my-eyes-away... must... watch... beautiful... self... in... mirror... I'm so preeeetty...
 
Hawkes: Can you believe that guy, Caruso, in that Miami series? No CSI would act that way.
 
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