Crazy Caption Contest

[glam_chic86]

Hawkes: Can you notice the ketchup stain on my shirt?
Danny: Are you kidding me? It sticks out like Michael Jackson at a slumber party.*

*I hope I didn't offend any MJ fans with that comment. I really respect MJ and I know he didn't do anything.

 

[tanglewood14]

At the risk of inciting the wrath of the PG-13-o-Meter... :devil:

Hawkes: Come on, Danny, help me out here.

Danny: Flack is so gonna kill you, buddy.

Hmmm... good one...

 

[tashia]

Hawkes "See Danny, my example perfectly illustrates why the myth has perpetuated!"

Danny "Hate to break it to you Hawkes, but MY example disproves your *quote fingers* myth."

 

[DAnNSfreak]

Blur guy behind Danny : Alright,last call for orders!!!

Hawkes : So, what say you,Danny? You think Mr.Digestive System can handle another Cheese Burger?

Danny : You gotta be kidding me.... What do you have for a stomach? Expandable rubber???

 

[Guest]

Hawkes: So, what do you think?
Danny: Yeah, it looks infected.

 

[Guest]

Danny: I think you overheated the wax. You should have gotten it done professionaly anyway..

Hawkes: But the salons charge so much, and all the girls there give me funny looks.

Danny: Thats only because you cry.

Hawkes: But it hurts!

Danny: *smug look* A real man can stand the pain.

Aiden: *chokes from somewhere off camera*

 

[Celefinwe]

Hawkes: So, what do you think?
Danny: Yeah, it looks infected.

:lol: That's a good one. I mean, really!

 

[Guest]

Danny: I think you overheated the wax. You should have gotten it done professionaly anyway..

Hawkes: But the salons charge so much, and all the girls there give me funny looks.

Danny: Thats only because you cry.

Hawkes: But it hurts!

Danny: *smug look* A real man can stand the pain.

Aiden: *chokes from somewhere off camera*

Yikes, those bikini waxes are rough!

 

[Guest]

Hawkes: So, what do you think?
Danny: Yeah, it looks infected.

:lol: That's a good one. I mean, really!

Thnks. There's just that look of concern and vague repulsion in Danny's expression.

 

[Macayla]

Danny: I think you overheated the wax. You should have gotten it done professionaly anyway..

Hawkes: But the salons charge so much, and all the girls there give me funny looks.

Danny: Thats only because you cry.

Hawkes: But it hurts!

Danny: *smug look* A real man can stand the pain.

Aiden: *chokes from somewhere off camera*

That is so funny :lol:

 

[tanglewood14]

Hawkes: I can't take it off
Danny: What? Ain't it slippery enough for you to just slip it off? I mean, it's lubricant!

 

[Angelica]

Hawkes: So what do you think? Nice belly button ring?

Danny: Yeah, so totally flatters your skin tone. Sparkly.

Angie

 

[Guest]

Hawkes: I can't take it off
Danny: What? Ain't it slippery enough for you to just slip it off? I mean, it's lubricant!

That's funny!

 

[tanglewood14]

(Sigh) time for a new one:

 

[awesomepossum]

*Pink Panther music*