All I need to know about life I learned from a Cow
* If it's good, milk it for all it's worth
* Successful people are "moo-vers and shakers"
* Don't be just one of the herd
* The cream always rises to the top
* Don't stoop to a barnyard mentality
* Don't be bossy
* It's better to have milked and churned thean to have never milked at all
* If you need to get somewhere, hoof it
* Some days can be udder frustration
* If you're feeling low, moo yourself a little song
* Chew your food 50 times before swallowing
* Don't let others corrall you
* Munch hay while the sun shines
* He who lives with the herd learns to watch his step
* Following your heart will always steer you in the right direction
* Party 'till the cows come home
* Live for-heifer young
* Here a moo, there a moo, every where a moo-moo
From
http://www.lns.cornell.edu/~seb/need2know.html
And another
All I Need To Know About Life
I Learned From a Cow
* Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
* Don't cry over spilled milk.
* When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
* The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
* Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
* It's better to be seen and not herd.
* Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
* Never take any bull from anybody.
* Always let them know who's the bossy.
* Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
* Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
* Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
From
http://www.joke-archives.com/allineed/cowallineedtoknow.html