1.
Eric: Holy S&%T! How did Tripps' briefs get in here?
Other person: Are you sure they're his?
Eric: yeah, it's labeled Sgt. Francis Tripp on the tag.
2.
Eric: It's true. The label on the bag says "BIO HAZARD": wear rubber gloves when handling your burger and fries.
3.
Eric: (reading aloud) Today is not your lucky day (looks stumped). I thought this was a bag, not a fortune cookie!
4.
Eric: It says to place in water and leave for 12 hours *looks at person* are you sure it's ok to grow your own crime scene?
5.
Eric: It says "for female use only"...no wonder I couldn't fit in this thing!
6.
Eric: That is the last time I make a bet with Ryan....losing and having to wear these space shorts sucks...
7.
Eric: oooh, I did not expect these to smell like this...
8.
Eric: hey this is Stetlers...I knew it! He does wear women's underwear! *holds up black lace thong*
9.
Eric: uh-oh, who's gonna tell 'Super-H' he left his shorts behind?
10.
Eric: I don't get it. I keep staring and staring but I
still don't see the hidden picture.
Good job guys..have fun voting!