Caption Game Miami Style Pt. 4

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Stetler: Okay, who's the wiseguy who changed my ring tone to the Law & Order "doink doink"?
 
Stetler: Hello?! Mom?! Why are you on the phone?! What?! You took Horatio hostage?!
Dave::wtf: No way!!!
Stetler: (whispering) Yeah Mom, could you like hold?! Yeah, I'll talk to you like in a sec! OK, Dave I want you to take down all of these tracking gadgets & speakers. I think I can deal with this alone.
Dave: But Rick, your mom took Lt. Caine hostage!
Stetler: Excuse me, did I say Mom? I meant 'man'. The guy on the other end has got this weird Jamaican accent. I can bribe the guy with a green card & then I'm sure he'll let Lt. Caine go!
Dave: But it's against procedure!
Stetler: Are you trying to teach me procedure?! Do you want me to write a report on your disobeying a direct order?!
Dave: Alright! Alright! There! I've even erased the record of the phone call!
Stetler: Thank you! Now if you'll excuse me! (whispering into the phone) Hey Mom! Sorry to keep you on hold for so long... Aww, thanks Mom... This is the best Christmas gift ever! But how did you manage to keep him there? What?! You offered him your Christmas cookies?... Could you put the phone on speaker?

(on speaker)
Horatio: Thank you for the Christmas cookies, Mrs. Stetler! These things are awesome! Yeah baby!!! COOKIES!!! Maybe I should think of a one-liner for cookies!
(off speaker)

Stetler: You didn't dope those cookies, did you?... You remember last year's Christmas party with Uncle Earl... Don't make excuses... I could have arrested all you old folks for using marijuana in the form of cookies... Ok, anyways I'm glad you thought of that! Atleast it'll keep him there for awhile. Yeah Mom, thank you for this Christmas gift... I'll never forget this... Ok, bye Mom... I'll be there for lunch, don't worry... Yeah, say hi to Horatio for me.. Thanks again Mom... I love you too.. Yeah... Bye!
 
^ LOL, this is unbeatable :guffaw:

but still wanna try another shot:
Stetler: Hello Dave, can you hear me? try to speak something, I'm trying this new stuff..
Dave: Hello, Dave here.
Stetler: Wow, this is cool! The voice is so clear!
Dave: but how could you know that if you're right in front of me??
 
Dave: "No it's screeching breaks...no, wait it's fingernails on a chalk board..no wait...."

Stetler (to himself): "I knew I should have done this myself......"
 
For heaven's sakes Roscoe, that's half a script! :lol:

Ok, here are your captions, & partial script..... Happy Voting!

1.
Stetler: "This is Stetler speaking. Tell me what you want in exchange for the hostages."
Dave: "Hold on. I think I'm losing the signal here..."
Stetler: (Talking to the man holding the hostages) "Okay calm down. I will get you Horatio Caine. Let me put him on the phone so you can talk to him. Just calm down, sir."
Dave: "Uh, Rick you should probably go outside before..."
Stetler: "Okay he is right here in front of me. Let me.... Hello? Can you hear me now???"

2.
Stetler: Hey Dave...can you tell me what that half-transparent thing is on the side of my pants? I've never seen it there before.
Dave: You've been branded. CBS now owns your soul.

3.
Stetler: Hi,is this The Pizza Shack? I would like to place a take out order.
Dave: Can we get one with no onions,extra cheese?

4.
Stetler: Okay, who's the wiseguy who changed my ring tone to the Law & Order "doink doink"?

5.
Stetler: Hello?! Mom?! Why are you on the phone?! What?! You took Horatio hostage?!
Dave::wtf: No way!!!
Stetler: (whispering) Yeah Mom, could you like hold?! Yeah, I'll talk to you like in a sec! OK, Dave I want you to take down all of these tracking gadgets & speakers. I think I can deal with this alone.
Dave: But Rick, your mom took Lt. Caine hostage!
Stetler: Excuse me, did I say Mom? I meant 'man'. The guy on the other end has got this weird Jamaican accent. I can bribe the guy with a green card & then I'm sure he'll let Lt. Caine go!
Dave: But it's against procedure!
Stetler: Are you trying to teach me procedure?! Do you want me to write a report on your disobeying a direct order?!
Dave: Alright! Alright! There! I've even erased the record of the phone call!
Stetler: Thank you! Now if you'll excuse me! (whispering into the phone) Hey Mom! Sorry to keep you on hold for so long... Aww, thanks Mom... This is the best Christmas gift ever! But how did you manage to keep him there? What?! You offered him your Christmas cookies?... Could you put the phone on speaker?
(on speaker)
Horatio: Thank you for the Christmas cookies, Mrs. Stetler! These things are awesome! Yeah baby!!! COOKIES!!! Maybe I should think of a one-liner for cookies!
(off speaker)
Stetler: You didn't dope those cookies, did you?... You remember last year's Christmas party with Uncle Earl... Don't make excuses... I could have arrested all you old folks for using marijuana in the form of cookies... Ok, anyways I'm glad you thought of that! Atleast it'll keep him there for awhile. Yeah Mom, thank you for this Christmas gift... I'll never forget this... Ok, bye Mom... I'll be there for lunch, don't worry... Yeah, say hi to Horatio for me.. Thanks again Mom... I love you too.. Yeah... Bye!

6.
Stetler: Hello Dave, can you hear me? try to speak something, I'm trying this new stuff..
Dave: Hello, Dave here.
Stetler: Wow, this is cool! The voice is so clear!
Dave: but how could you know that if you're right in front of me??

7.
Dave: "No it's screeching breaks...no, wait it's fingernails on a chalk board..no wait...."
Stetler (to himself): "I knew I should have done this myself......"
 
Thanks guys, glad you liked my 'half-a-script caption'!!! But I think I'll pass on this one (my computers down, using an iPhone :p) ... I want someone new & who didn't get a turn yet to post a pic & I think Divadee87 is the our man!

So D you're up! :D
 
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