Voting time!
1.
Frank: "What the hell is this? I thought we solved the whole tranny killer case."
H: "We did Frank. But that, is a gift from "her" boyfriend."
Frank: "A gift? What for?"
H: "For putting the man who killed "her" behind bars."
Frank: "Oh well, what the hell. Nothing beats getting a present from a stranger."
(Opens gift and makes a face)
H: "What's wrong Frank? I take it you're not happy with what you got?"
Frank: "Of course not!!! It's a freakin' silver thong with fake rhinestones!!! Why the hell would he give me his "girlfriends" panties!?"
H: "Who said anything about the panties belonging to his "girlfriend"?
(Puts on sunglasses and walks away. Theme song starts right after.)
2.
Frank: Ooooo... bubble! (poke)
H: (walks in) What the hell! Bad Frank! That is boiling sulphuric acid! Your finger could get burned!!!
Frank: (like a 4yr old throwing a tantrum) I am sooorry!!! I didn't mean it! Eric made me do it, I swear! I won't do it again, I promise! Please don't look at me like that! I love you, mommy... I mean H!
H: (to himself) why does this happen only to me?!
3.
Frank: What is this. Tastes like garlic coffee.
Horatio
(off camera): It is. Emeril Lagasse was visiting the area and offered to make some.
Emeril
(off camera): BAM!
4.
Frank: "What? Eva's got more lines than me in this one! I got those guys a round of Christmas Frappucinos, and for what?"
5.
Frank: (looking in mirror) My new plastic surgeon did a helluva bad job! I shoulda done more to keep my last "eye-tightener" outta the slammer!
6.
Frank: What's this, H?
H: Well it's kinda.. let's say it's a Christmas present for you
Frank: *opening H's present*
H:..
Frank: .. Okay, SHADES?!