Caption Game Miami Style Pt. 4

Frank: (looking in mirror) My new plastic surgeon did a helluva bad job! I shoulda done more to keep my last "eye-tightener" outta the slammer!

 

hmm try this stuff =p

Frank: What's this, H?
H: Well it's kinda.. let's say it's a Christmas present for you
Frank: *opening H's present*
H:..
Frank: .. Okay, SHADES?!

 

Voting time!

1.
Frank: "What the hell is this? I thought we solved the whole tranny killer case."
H: "We did Frank. But that, is a gift from "her" boyfriend."
Frank: "A gift? What for?"
H: "For putting the man who killed "her" behind bars."
Frank: "Oh well, what the hell. Nothing beats getting a present from a stranger."
(Opens gift and makes a face)
H: "What's wrong Frank? I take it you're not happy with what you got?"
Frank: "Of course not!!! It's a freakin' silver thong with fake rhinestones!!! Why the hell would he give me his "girlfriends" panties!?"
H: "Who said anything about the panties belonging to his "girlfriend"?
(Puts on sunglasses and walks away. Theme song starts right after.)

2.
Frank: Ooooo... bubble! (poke)
H: (walks in) What the hell! Bad Frank! That is boiling sulphuric acid! Your finger could get burned!!!
Frank: (like a 4yr old throwing a tantrum) I am sooorry!!! I didn't mean it! Eric made me do it, I swear! I won't do it again, I promise! Please don't look at me like that! I love you, mommy... I mean H!
H: (to himself) why does this happen only to me?!

3.
Frank: What is this. Tastes like garlic coffee.
Horatio (off camera): It is. Emeril Lagasse was visiting the area and offered to make some.
Emeril (off camera): BAM!

4.
Frank: "What? Eva's got more lines than me in this one! I got those guys a round of Christmas Frappucinos, and for what?"

5.
Frank: (looking in mirror) My new plastic surgeon did a helluva bad job! I shoulda done more to keep my last "eye-tightener" outta the slammer!

6.
Frank: What's this, H?
H: Well it's kinda.. let's say it's a Christmas present for you
Frank: *opening H's present*
H:..
Frank: .. Okay, SHADES?!

 

#4

 

#6

 

1 or 3, 1 or 3.... #3! :lol:

 

#2. was too wonderfully weird to pass up. :lol:

 

hehe, 4.

 

#4 for me too...

 

#4

 

#4 is the winner! Over to you JagLady.

 

Thanks, everybody! I chose this one to celebrate two of my favorites coming back soon. Now do some damage!

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Stetler: "This is Stetler speaking. Tell me what you want in exchange for the hostages."
Dave: "Hold on. I think I'm losing the signal here..."
Stetler: (Talking to the man holding the hostages) "Okay calm down. I will get you Horatio Caine. Let me put him on the phone so you can talk to him. Just calm down, sir."
Dave: "Uh, Rick you should probably go outside before..."
Stetler: "Okay he is right here in front of me. Let me.... Hello? Can you hear me now???"

 

Stetler: Hi,is this The Pizza Shack? I would like to place a take out order.
Dave: Can we get one with no onions,extra cheese?