^^ :lol:
Ok, we can vote now (a week later!) since there's at least 3 captions --
1.
H: Son, why do you think I'm your father?
Boy: *scared* I'm sorry, that woman paid me to tell you.
H: What woman?
Boy: I think her name was Julia.
H: *thinking* The nuthouse isn't working I see.
2.
Boy: *crying* But will it happen to me? Will I be tilted over like you when I get older?
H: No, son, don't worry. Only some adults get this type of osteoporosis.
3.
Horatio: I'm not mad at you son but the one liner is to be said by me and me only.