Voting round.
1.
"Let's see, if I angle it just so, the Hummer will be in *full* view behind me, highlighting my hair perfectly."
2.
Horatio: (Grumbling) Even though I've trained the Hummer to come when I call it, I still have to use the remote control device sometimes--when the rascal is being stubborn.
3.
Horatio: (tilting camera) This is so going on my facebook! Eric will never be hotter than me! NEVER!!!
4.
Horatio: "Can you hear me now? Good."
5.
Horatio: Gosh darnit! I can't get a freakin' signal out here! I'm in a dead zone. I knew I should have switched to Verizon!
6.
H: If I aim just right, the flash in my cell phone camera will destroy the rocket headed for Miami. Stay in the Hummer, Eric, Calleigh, *puts on sunnies*, leave this one for the big dawg!
7.
Horatio: "Okay, Rick. So you think you're hot stuff with that new corner office, huh? Well get a look at this. New Hummer, new sunnies, and new suntan. Here's a picture for you. Read it and weep!"