Caption Game - Miami Style Pt 3

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Thank you! I tried to post a picture last night and it was giving me error messages about making sure my post had at least one character. :lol:

Enjoy!

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Horatio: Frank, we have a problem. I left my Sunglasses of Justice at home and can't come up with a one-liner.
Frank: Good Grief! We can't start the show. Oh wait. I've got the "Lenny Briscoe Book of One-Liners" in my car.
Horatio: Frank, you are a life saver.
 
Horatio: Sooo...*pause* that trunk is supposedly full of hair smoothening gel?
Frank: Well, that's what the perp said.
Horatio: Well then let's *pause* get it open; I cannot put my sunglasses on with my hair looking like THIS.
 
Frank: Don't you think you overreacted a bit, Horatio?
H: Frank, he messed up my hair and cracked my sunglasses. I belive a bullet to the temple was completely warranted.
 
Frank: Good grief, Horatio. What happened to your hair?
Horatio: I told my hairdresser that I wanted him to make me look serious and he thought I meant I wanted to look like Yahoo Serious.



(Note: Yahoo Serious is the stage name of the Austrailian actor who starred in Young Einstein and Reckless Kelley- I happen to love that second movie- his hair looked smooth in it though but in Einstein, he looked like he stuck his finger in a light socket or something lol)
 
Frank: Geez Horatio, what happened to you?
Horatio: I "accidentaly" fell asleep in the lab and the team thought it would be funny to try and give me a mohawk...

And that is my lame attempt. :)
 
Frank: Don't you think you overreacted a bit, Horatio?
H: Frank, he messed up my hair and cracked my sunglasses. I belive a bullet to the temple was completely warranted.

Yours was similar to one I thought up with (Though it wasn't original as it was a paraphrase from Batman: The Animated Series) so I'll give your line an advance vote :thumbsup:
 
Frank: "Horatio, you tellin' me you just forgot to set the brake on the Hummer and let it roll right into that canal?"
Horatio: "That's right, Frank."
Frank: "Stetler's gonna be mad. How could you just forget to set the brake like that?"
Horatio: "Easy. Ron Saris was taking a nap in the back seat."
 
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