Voting round -- good luck, guys.
1.
Horatio: Frank, we have a problem. I left my Sunglasses of Justice at home and can't come up with a one-liner.
Frank: Good Grief! We can't start the show. Oh wait. I've got the "Lenny Briscoe Book of One-Liners" in my car.
Horatio: Frank, you are a life saver.
2.
Horatio: Sooo...*pause* that trunk is supposedly full of hair smoothening gel?
Frank: Well, that's what the perp said.
Horatio: Well then let's *pause* get it open; I cannot put my sunglasses on with my hair looking like THIS
3.
Frank: Don't you think you overreacted a bit, Horatio?
H: Frank, he messed up my hair and cracked my sunglasses. I belive a bullet to the temple was completely warranted.
4.
Frank: Good grief, Horatio. What happened to your hair?
Horatio: I told my hairdresser that I wanted him to make me look serious and he thought I meant I wanted to look like Yahoo Serious.
5.
Frank: Geez Horatio, what happened to you?
Horatio: I "accidentaly" fell asleep in the lab and the team thought it would be funny to try and give me a mohawk...
6.
Frank: "Horatio, you tellin' me you just forgot to set the brake on the Hummer and let it roll right into that canal?"
Horatio: "That's right, Frank."
Frank: "Stetler's gonna be mad. How could you just forget to set the brake like that?"
Horatio: "Easy. Ron Saris was taking a nap in the back seat."