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San Diego police are on the lookout for a cross-dressing crook, who robed a bank in the city's gay district. Witnesses describe the thief as a 6-ft-tall 200-pound Hiepanic man with french manicured nails and a pink bra who dressed in dark pants and a white shirt

A robber who held up a bank in Austria where his high school sweetheart worked was arrested after the bank teller recognized him by his blue eyes. Police later arrested the man after they found the stolen money in his home

A woman in India recently lost her life--because of ants--while she was recovering from cornea surgery in a New Delhi hospital. The woman complained about pain in her eye, but a nurse dimissed it as normal after surgery. The next morning the woman was dead. When the bandage was removed, big black ants were observed eating her eye---GROSS-DISGUSTING AND SICKENING

Source- The Buzz- Ken White- journalist--material provided by Wireless Flash News Service-The Las Vegas Review Journal
 
LOL The first two are funny. The last one is *gag*. Don't think anyone will be haivng surgery there anytime soon after that.
 
FORMER EMPLOYEE FINDS NOWHERE TO HIDE

Fergus Falls, MN. A former employee attempted to burglarize a restaurant apparently didn't know any good hiding places. Police responded to a burglary alarm at the Speedway Restaurant Monday and surrounded the building. When officers entered, they discovered that the burgular had tried to hide in the ceiling. He fell through and tried hiding in the oven instead. "The guy was only half-baked when he was picked up" joked Police Chief Capt. Hugo mcPhee. The 43--year old man was taken to the County jail

Source- The Buzz- Ken White-- Review Journal
 
AAAAH. That ant thing is so creepy!!!! EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW.

I'm terrified of ants and that just... EW.

I don't have an actual quote from the article, but today I read about a guy names Ronald McDonald who robbed a Wendy's.
 
What an idiot - the one in the oven.

I guess Mr. McDonald doesn't like the competiton? :lol:
 
I read about that too. I'm sure the boys in the cell block are laughing that one up too. And whatever other McDonald's jokes that they ever heard. Heh heh heh...

Take a look at this. It's old, but it's funny...especially for someone who already can't stand RPGs...Heh heh heh...Lightning bolt!

Biggest Nerds on the Planet Are Found--watch the video Click on the picture to watch the video. And why is that girl clapping at the end?
 
Over at yahoo.com in the news section, they have various odd news stories daily.

The ones from today:

In Canada there was an elderly guy sleeping in his car in below freezing weather and he was given parking tickets and then his car was impounded. At the police station, they didn't even realize he was still in there until they saw movement inside hours later due to ice on the windows. Police say they didn't understand his behavior.

And then in Sweden, there was a guy fined for reading child porn to kindergardeners as part of a children's sexuality project (? okies...) and he says nothing was pornographic in the least.

Where do these nutjobs come from?
 
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A 30-year-old Louisiana woman recently called 911 after a Malt-N-Burger restuarant in Thibodaux served her cold onion rings and refused to replace her order after she complained. Police showed up promptly--to arrest Sharita Williams for wasting police time

A German man stopped recently after he was found driving 6mph on a German highway in his electirc wheelchair. The man told police he was on his way home to Vechta about 110 miles away. "I'm not sure if he realized that it would take him 20 hours to get home" in a wheelchari going that speed" says German police officer Peter Feldkirch

Nathaniel Radzicki, a 22-yr. old Sheboygan, Wis. man was recently charged for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend with a cactus. he faces decades behind bars because the cactus is a "dangerous weapon"

Source- The Buzz- Ken White-Las Vegas Review Jurnal
 
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Cigarette art doesn't go up in smoke--Clark Whittington of North Carolina uses beautifully restored cigarette machines across the United states to sell sketches-jewerly and miniscultures by more than 400 artists. And they're on $5 a pop. Art lovers buy a $5 token, put it in the Art-o-mat machine, pull a knob and out pops a piece of art. Whittington agrees that artists could use more money than the $2.50 they earn per sale, but thinks charging more might scare away potental buyers. "There's not many ways you can split up five bucks" he says, but adds, "we did turn a profit last year for the first time" My salary was $3,000"

Source- The Buzz- Ken White- Las Vegas Review Journal
 
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