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A 150-POUND BEAR CHECKS OUT RESORT

Lake Tahoe, NV--A Lake Tahoe Casino that promotes a 'habitat for everything wild" found truth in advertising over the weekend when a wayward bear wandered in through a rear loading dock!!! The 150-pound yearling walked around the the employee hallways and MontBleu Resort Casino and spa early Sinday and sauntered towards the cafeteria before it scurried out the back where it came in-- The frightned employees screams apparently scared the bear as well. General Mgr. Patrick Basney said employees got a laugh later from the incident but realized there need stricter rules regarding security

Source- The Associated Press
 
BERLIN (AP) - A burglar who feigned death after he was caught stealing a computer in northern Germany displayed a "masterstroke of acting," police said Tuesday.

The 51-year-old sneaked into a company in the town of Hildesheim late Monday and tried to make off with a computer when the owner discovered him and called the police.

The man had fled into the boiler room, where they found him lying on the floor, police said in a statement. He had a pulse, but was not responding to their commands, so they called an ambulance.

Only after a doctor tried to insert a tube into the burglar's trachea to reanimate him, did he suddenly open his eyes and begin speaking.

He was diagnosed with a "masterstroke of acting" and charged with breaking and entering and attempted burglary, police said.

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MENOMONIE, Wis. (AP) - You may have to look twice, but yes, that's a baby water-skiing on Tainter Lake in western Wisconsin. Twenty-two-month-old Cole Marsolek of Menomonie took up water-skiing last Wednesday on a training ski.

Since then he has skied everyday and only fell once, said his mother, Lissa Marsolek.

"He absolutely loves it," Lissa said. "He popped right up the first time. He is a little showboat, waving to everyone and blowing kisses at people as we go by."

The parents' Mastercraft ski boat travels slowly, pulling his training ski, which is shaped like a sled.

Both Lissa, 26, and her husband Chad, 31, have water-skied since they were children. Lissa started at age 3.

"It's a little in Cole's blood," she said.

Before learning to ski, he was taught by his parents to float with a life jacket and hold his breath. He is not allowed near the water without his life jacket.

Cole has great balance and someone is always on the back of the boat if Cole falls, Lissa said.

When asked what the boy wants to do, he says, "Ski, please." He also is able to say "fall," and when asked if he is ready to ski he says, "Go," his mother said.

The couple also has a 5-month-old daughter, Kinsey, but she hasn't started skiing yet.
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LACEY'S SPRING, Ala. (AP) - A robbery suspect gave authorities a bit of help when he fled the scene of a noon holdup at People's Bank of North Alabama: He left his personal bankbook.

James Danny Lancaster, 64, of Cullman, was charged with first-degree robbery and remained in Morgan County Jail Tuesday on a $10,000 bond.

Information in the bankbook put investigators on Lancaster's trail. He was arrested less than 90 minutes after the holdup.

When an officer stopped Lancaster's car, police could see money bound by "Peoples Bank" bands inside it, officers said.

Chief Deputy Mike Corley said Lancaster took between $6,000 and $7,000 from a teller. Lancaster allegedly told tellers he had a gun, but he did not brandish a weapon and deputies said they did not find one during the traffic stop.
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FORT PAYNE, Ala. (AP) - A man was arrested and charged with public lewdness for walking naked near a highway while waving an American flag.

The DeKalb County Sheriff's Department arrested Gerald Lynn Kelley, 52, the Fort Payne Times-Journal reported Tuesday.

Deputy Mike James said deputies were sent to Hammondville about 3 p.m. Sunday after receiving calls about two men walking nude along U.S. 11, just inside the town limits.

James said Kelley, who was allegedly drunk, was wearing only a cowboy hat and boots.

The other man, reportedly clad in the same attire and also carrying the American flag, could not be found. Police reports show that Kelley and the other man had been at a party that got out of hand.

Kelley posted a $1,500 bond and was released from DeKalb County Jail early Monday morning
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DELAWARE, Ohio (AP) - A Girl Scout leader has been charged with stealing $5,000 raised by a central Ohio troop through cookie sales and other fundraisers.

Teresa Wickline, 42, of Lewis Center, was scheduled to be arraigned Thursday on a felony theft charge. Prosecutors accuse her of raiding the checking account of Troop 225 to pay for cell phone bills and other personal expenses.

She could spend up to 18 months in prison and be ordered to pay back the money if convicted.

"Five thousand dollars is a lot of Thin Mints," Delaware County Prosecutor Dave Yost said. "The only reason she had access to these funds is because people trusted her."

Parents noticed the troop had only $8 in the bank in January and alerted the Girl Scouts Seal of Ohio Council. Police became involved after checks written from the troop account bounced.

Girl Scout volunteers receive training on handling fundraisers and money, said Shawna Gibbs, council spokeswoman.

Troop 225 now has a new leader, Gibbs said.
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NEW DELHI (AP) - In an effort to keep monkeys out of the New Delhi subways, authorities have called in one of the few animals known to scare the creatures - a fierce-looking primate called the langur, the Hindustan Times newspaper reported Wednesday.

The decision to hire a langurwallah - a man who trains and controls the langurs - came after a monkey got into a metro car in June, the newspaper reported.

The langur handler is being paid a retainer of India rupees 6,900 ($160) a month, and "he will be called whenever there is a monkey problem," Anuj Dayal, the spokesman for the Delhi Metro Rail Corp., was quoted as saying.

On June 9, a monkey reportedly crawled through some pipes and ended up aboard a train, scowling at passengers and jumping around a car.

Passengers had to be moved to another car while staff chased the dexterous creature, causing delays.

The langur handler was being employed to prevent more such problems.

"There are too many monkeys," Dayal was quoted as saying.
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BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) - A team of surgeons in western Serbia earlier this week took out eight nails, a knife, a pen, a screw, a spoon, a clothes-peg and other, smaller objects, from a young man's stomach, one of the doctors said Wednesday.

"We were astonished," said Dr. Maja Gulan, who helped perform the operation Monday in Uzice, 70 miles southwest of Belgrade.

"We have seen people swallow various things, but never this many," she added.

The identity of the patient has not been revealed. The doctors said he had suffered no major damage to his internal organs, and was successfully recovering.

The case was initially reported by a concerned relative who saw him swallowing the objects, doctors said.
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A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children’s museum.

“He just went berserk,” said Daniel Medley, general manager of the Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday night by the 6-year-old Doberman pinscher named Barney.

Barney ripped the head off a brown stuffed bear once owned by the young Presley during the attack, leaving fluffy stuffing and bits of bears’ limbs and heads on the museum floor. The bear, named Mabel, was made in 1909 by the German manufacturer Steiff.

The collection, valued at more than $900,000, included a red bear made by Farnell in 1910 and a Bobby Bruin made by Merrythought in 1936.

The bear with Elvis connections was owned by English aristocrat Benjamin Slade, who bought it at an Elvis memorabilia auction in Memphis, Tenn., and had loaned it to the museum.

“I’ve spoken to the bear’s owner and he is not very pleased at all,” Medley said.

A security guard at the museum, Greg West, said he spent several minutes chasing Barney before wrestling the dog to the ground.
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BROOKFIELD, Wis. (AP) - Imagine using the restroom at your local bank and finding a loaded handgun on the back of the toilet. A Guaranty Bank employee discovered the gun Tuesday and called police, said Brookfield police Capt. Phil Horter.

A short time later, an employee of the Dunbar Armored security firm called the bank, realizing he had left the weapon when he made a stop at the bank. The gun was later returned.

Horter said certain security personnel can be licensed to carry a handgun in Wisconsin.

Police say they don't expect to cite the Dunbar employee for his forgetfulness.

Sean Gibbons, director of communications at Hunt Valley, Md.-based Dunbar International Inc., said the company was aware of the matter and that it had been appropriately addressed, but he declined to be more specific
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ANSONIA, Conn. (AP) - A former Ansonia man has been charged with stealing tens of thousands of dollars worth of electricity over a period of 14 years.

Michael Dellarocco, 49, who now lives in East Haven, was charged Tuesday with first-degree larceny.

A spokesman for United Illuminating said Dellarocco diverted $36,136 worth of electricity to his home and garage.

Tracing the power line from the utility pole, authorities found a breaker panel on the side of the house, where Dellarocco had allegedly tapped in ahead of the electric meter, Al Carbone, the UI spokesman said.

The electricity from the breaker panel supplied power for heat and air conditioning in the house, as well as a detached garage with many power tools, according to police.

Dellarocco was freed after posting a $25,000 bond.
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OSSIAN, Ind. (AP) - A teenage driver crashed into a hollow tree and stirred up tens of thousands of angry honey bees, creating a swarm that sent her and nine others to the hospital.

"Those bees were mad," said Volunteer Fire Chief Kent Gilbert, who was stung at least 50 times while trying to pull the 16-year-old driver from the wreckage. "I've never seen bees, especially honeybees, attack like that."

Jacqueline Cossairt's SUV slammed into the tree Tuesday after she lost control on a gravel road about 10 miles south of Fort Wayne.

By the time rescuers arrived, a black cloud of buzzing insects had engulfed the car, forcing firefighters to wear full safety gear - complete with oxygen tanks and face masks - with temperatures in the 90s.

Safety workers doused the bees with water and foam while they tried to free Cossairt, who was taken to a nearby hospital with broken legs and multiple bee stings. She was remained at Lutheran Hospital on Thursday.

A neighbor, along with a paramedic and seven firefighters, were also hospitalized for bee stings and heat-related symptoms.

"You can't really train for that. You don't really know. You look for downed power lines. You don't look for a million bees," said Master Trooper Bob Brophy, commander of the Indiana State Police's Fort Wayne post.

Bee expert Stan Grove, a biology professor at Goshen College, said the insects are most active in warm weather when they furiously fan their wings to cool the temperature of the hive.

"They don't like to be jostled," Grove said.
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COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa - A woman who became stuck to a toilet seat in a shopping mall restroom was treated at a local hospital after paramedics used fingernail polish remover to free her, officials said.

The 53-year-old Council Bluffs woman suffered burns to her skin in the incident, which happened Wednesday, officials with the Fire Department said.

Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.

Investigators say they are treating the case as an assault and vandalism.

The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.
 
LOST HIKERS SURVIVE ON CANDY-CREEK WATER

Roaring Gap, N.C.--Two hikers lost in the rugged North Carolina mountains survived on hard candy and creek water for three nights before they finally found the Blue Ridge Parkway on Monday and waved down a mainteance truck, officials said. The Miami couple had planned to hike up to a waterfall a couple of miles from the parking lot and have a picnic, but they lost the trail, said Charile Peeks, Forest Ranger. The Mercedes Benz that Craig Patterson, 44, and Jula Martinez, 35, had been driving was found in the parking lot that evening, with their picnic lunch still inside

Source- The Associated Press-via-LVRJ
 
DAVENPORT, Iowa (AP) - A man was charged after police say he threatened a detective with nunchuks. McCory J. Slemmons, 26, of Davenport, was charged Wednesday with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon and public intoxication.

The detective was monitoring an area where officers were looking for a robbery suspect early Wednesday morning when Slemmons approached him and accused the detective of "looking at his wife," court documents said.

Slemmons then challenged the detective to a fight and pulled out nunchuks, police records show.

The detective arrested Slemmons, who later admitted during a police interview that had been drinking vodka and beer, records show.

Nunchuks are a weapon commonly used in martial arts. They consist of two hardwood sticks attached by a leather strap or chain.
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) - Charlotte-Mecklenburg police supervisors offered prizes to officers who wrote the most traffic tickets during an eight-day period over the July Fourth holiday.

Five officers from the department's North Division earned $10 gift certificates to Dick's Sporting Goods, although officials Wednesday couldn't say how many tickets were issued between July 1-8.

Police Chief Darrel Stephens and Maj. John Diggs, who oversees the division, said they were not aware of the contest until they were contacted Wednesday by The Charlotte Observer.

"I don't think there is anything inherently evil or bad about rewarding officers for putting in extra effort for a good cause," Diggs said. "I don't want anybody getting a ticket when they shouldn't get one. But I think they were all valid. I don't think anybody is overly inspired by a $10 gift certificate."

In a memo obtained by The Observer, Sgt. Mark Faulkenberry told other officers that the goal of the campaign was to make roads safer.

"I am asking each of you to issue as many citations as possible during that week in an effort to increase visibility, slow down speeders, and keep our streets more safe through traffic enforcement," Faulkenberry wrote. "The highest producer from each shift will receive a gift certificate from Dick's."

But George Laughrun, a local defense attorney, said ticketing should not be a game.

"It goes to credibility," Laughrun said. "I know it's $10, but it's the principle of the thing."
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BEDFORD, N.H. (AP) - Blistering heat was just what Sandi Fontaine needed to bake cookies for her co-workers - on the dash of her Toyota Rav4.

With temperatures soaring Wednesday, Fontaine placed two trays of cookie dough on the dashboard, shut the doors and retreated inside to her air conditioned office.

"My husband wanted me to run some errands this morning," said Fontaine, who works at Baldwin and Clarke Corporate Finance. "I said, 'I can't. I'm baking cookies.'"

Fontaine first tested her dashboard oven three years ago. She said anyone can do it; the only requirement is for the outside temperature to be at least 95 degrees, so it will rise to about 200 degrees in the car. Temperatures in the area reached the mid to upper 90s on Wednesday.

"Mrs. Fields has nothing on Sandi," co-worker Brian Champigny said of the cookie company.

Though Thursday was supposed to be cooler, Fontaine said she'll still enjoy the benefits of her culinary effort.

"When you open the door to that car," she said, "it's like, oh my God. It's a wonderful smell."
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CARMI, Ill. - He was hot. That's an Ohio man's explanation for why he was walking along an Illinois interstate this morning -- as the sheriff put it -- "wearing nothing but a smile."

The man told authorities he was headed from Ohio to Kentucky to visit relatives. Somewhere along the way, he lost his clothes, his car and his teeth.

The naked walker was stopped along Interstate 64. He was taken to the White County Jail, where authorities gave him some clothes.

No charges have been filed.
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TONAWANDA, N.Y. (AP) - A homeowner's bumper crop of sunflowers has drawn praise from his neighbors, and a summons from the town.

Robert Samson was cited this week for "sight obstruction" at the intersection of his driveway and sidewalk in this Buffalo suburb.

"That's a very busy street with a lot of pedestrians on it," said Michael Hazen, the town's supervising code enforcement officer.

On Thursday, neighborhood children posted signs in support of the towering flowers and had collected nearly 400 signatures on a petition, many from motorists who pulled over near a stop sign.

The offending flowers line Samson's front yard, a few feet back from the sidewalk.

"I drive a tow truck. I can still see when I pull out," Samson said. "You can see through the stalks."

Samson is due in town court Tuesday. Hazen said the town is just looking for compliance with the its rules about sight obstructions but could fine Samson $250.

"I'm just trying to make it look nice," Samson said of the home he bought last fall. "I can't help I've got a green thumb."
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MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) - A cross-dressing bandit on skates who robbed a bank across the street from his home was sentenced to prison Friday.

Nino Leo Lanu, 32, was wearing a skirt, wig, makeup and fake breasts as he brandished a replica gun while robbing a National Australia Bank branch in the southern city of Melbourne in February, a prosecutor told the County Court of Victoria state.

Lanu, a regular branch customer, rolled away on inline skates with 24,000 Australian dollars ($18,260) in cash.

Lanu pleaded guilty to armed robbery, a firearm offense and growing cannabis. He was sentenced to six years in prison with a non-parole period of 42 months.

Judge John Smallwood described the crime as premeditated and serious, although he accepted Lanu was an "emotionally and socially disconnected young man."
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JANESVILLE, Wis. (AP) - Not even triple-bypass surgery has kept Rita Roherty from the shotgun shooting that has been her life's passion. The 82-year-old great-grandmother underwent surgery last year, and then recovered to win a bronze medal in the women's shooting division of the Badger State Games in June.

She hit 91 of 100 clay pigeons to take third place in the competition, three years after winning the gold.

"When a gun fits you, it don't kick," she said of her pet Browning Lightning 12-gauge over-under shotgun.

Roherty, born Rita McAuliffe in 1923, had 14 children in 28 years of marriage before her husband, Donald Glynn, died.

Then she met George Roherty, who took her trap shooting on the couple's first date in 1973.

"It was a very good couples thing to do," she said.

She says she shoots because she likes competing. When she won her gold medal in shooting, she hit enough clay pigeons to tie a woman half her age, then won in a shoot-off by hitting all 10 pigeons, she recalled.

She said she intends to keep shooting as long as she can still hold the gun, and she'll take on men as well as women.

But be forewarned - Roherty admits she sometimes can't resist asking competitors, "You let an old lady beat you?"
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HILLSBORO, Ore. (AP) - A woman who called 911 in hopes of getting another look at "the cutest cop I've seen in God knows how long" won't go to jail for misusing the emergency system, a judge decided.

Instead, Lorna Dudash was sentenced to serve two years of probation and 100 hours of community service, and pay $693 in fines and fees.

"People who are, oh, say, older than 7 know not to use 911 except when where is an emergency," Washington County Judge Marco Hernandez told Dudash, of Aloha.

Dudash's dream deputy came to her door June 15, along with another officer, to tell her to turn down her music. Afterward, Dudash called emergency dispatchers.

"I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

The deputy went back, to arrest her.

Dudash was sentenced Thursday after pleading guilty. She faced a possible yearlong sentence a fine of more than $6,000.
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NORTHAMPTON, Pa. (AP) - Enjoying a relaxing 54th birthday in the yard, Mike Colwell went to move the sprinkler, backing up momentarily to avoid the spray, toward a horseshoe pit with a 1-inch-thick rusty steel stake.

"My two heels hit the back wall of the pit. The next thing I know, this thing just tore through me," Colwell said.

As he fell on the stake, it pierced into his buttocks, fractured his pelvis, and came within a millimeter of his iliac artery, which carries blood to the body's lower extremities.

"I just felt something tearing right through my leg for 5 or 6 inches. I don't know how else to describe it. I just knew I had to concentrate on staying awake and not pull myself off the stake," he said.

Colwell yelled, and his wife, Linda, and daughter, Ashley, a nurse, came running. "I saw that he was impaled on this stake and bleeding. I just got on the phone and called 911," Ashley said.

Police and paramedics sawed at the stake while Colwell's son, Chris, 26, gripped it so it wouldn't cause more damage. An ambulance rushed Colwell to a waiting helicopter, which flew him to Thomas Jefferson University Hospital in Philadelphia.

Three surgeries later, Colwell, a Verizon lineman, was still in the hospital Thursday, hoping to go home on the weekend, and grateful for his luck. "A millimeter away and it could have buried me," he said by phone. Back at the house, Chris Colwell removed the horseshoe stakes from the yard, saying it was a game his dad rarely played.
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GREAT FALLS, Mont. (AP) - A state Highway Patrol officer who crashed while trying to catch up to a speeding motorist got some aid from an unlikely source - the man he was chasing.

The patrolman, Frank Nowakowski, was uninjured in the crash Wednesday.

Nowakowski was nearing the end of his shift along Interstate 15 when a vehicle sped by at more than 95 mph in the opposite lanes.

Nowakowski crossed the median and took off after the driver, reaching speeds of 120 mph in an effort to catch up. Nowakowski said he had just decided to end the pursuit for safety reasons when one of the rear tires of his cruiser blew out, sending his patrol car careering off the highway and through a barbed-wire fence.

"This happened in a heartbeat," he said. "I had no idea."

Moments later, the man he had been trying to stop, whom the patrol identified only as a Bozeman man, was at his side at the crash scene.

Trooper David Braggs said the driver apparently was unaware that Nowakowski was trying to pull him over, but saw a large cloud of dust in his rearview mirror, knew there had been an accident and turned around to help.

The man, who later confessed to being late for an appointment, agreed to give officers a statement, and if nothing else, had the opportunity to apologize.

"It was very heartfelt," said Nowakowski. "He felt bad because there could have been some lousy consequences."

Capt. Butch Huseby of the Highway Patrol called it "amazing" and "fortunate" the trooper's car didn't roll.
 
OMG needmorecis their all so bizzare[/b] some stange characters on the earth aren't there?

Manatee continues push up Hudson River
New York--In the heat of the summer, all sorts of tourists head north to cooler climates. This year a manatee has joined the crowd :eek: The massive animal has been spotted in the Hudson River at least three times in the last week-first off Chelsea and Hrlem sections of Manhattan, then to the north in Sleepy Hollow in Westchester County. It is unusual for one of the creatures--often associated with the warm waters of Florida--to travel so far north, although they have been reported along the shores of Long Island and even Rhode Island

Source- The Associated Press-via lVRJ
 
That's so stupid- I had to look at it for a while and see nothing wrong with it- that's really digging to the bottom of the barrel :(

DRUNKEN THIEVES STEAL U-HAUL TRUCKS GO ON JOY RIDES THROUGH THE MOJAVE DESERT idiots :(

Littlerock, Calif. ---Thieves under the influence of alcohol stoe six U-Haul moving trucks and went on some destructive Mojave Desert joyrides, authorities said. Four of the dented rental trucks were found abandoned later, but the California Highway Patrol was still looking for the missing U-Hauls. there have been NO arrests!!!! The thieves got the vehicle keys out of the large drop box used for after hours key returns. The box was ripped off a concrete pillar in front of the office between 1 a.m. and 5 a.m. Monday--Judging from the smell of the recovered trucks, the thieves were probably drunk!!! The hiests were discovered just before dawn when authorities got a report of a hit-and-run accident. The victim described the offending car as a white and orange U-Haul truck. They apparently were speeding through a supermarket parking and hit and banged up several parked cars--One truck was found in Palmdale-100 miles away!!!

The Associated Press
 
I have a shitload of news for you all.
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HUNTINGTON, Ind. (AP) - There was more than Good News in Amy Duckworth's Bible. Duckworth, 28, was sentenced Monday to six months in prison for smuggling cocaine to her jailed husband inside two Bibles.

Judge Pro Tem Tom Hakes gave her four years each on two charges of trafficking with an inmate, and ordered her to serve 90 days on each count. The remainder of both terms will be served as probation.

Duckworth, who has three children, does not have a criminal history.

"When I committed this offense, I wasn't thinking about my children," she said, reading from a written statement. "It only took one time to learn a lesson."

Duckworth had admitted to placing bags of cocaine in the spines of two Bibles and having them delivered in March to her husband, Anthony Duckworth, who was in jail on a misdemeanor charge of visiting a common nuisance.
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BERLIN (AP) - A drunken man withdrew more than $16,700 from his bank account and then started handing out the money to passers-by in a western German town Tuesday, police said.

Police in Darmstadt said they were alerted at lunchtime to a man sitting on a bench in front of a bank and handing out notes. He had the money stuffed into plastic bags and his pockets, and some of it blew away.

Officers took the 63-year-old back into the bank and counted the money.

They said in a statement that he had handed out $1,935, but that he "didn't care because he had enough."

Police decided to hold on to the rest of the money temporarily. They told the man, whose name was not released, to come back and collect it once he sobered up.
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BERLIN (AP) - A mumbling caller dialed a wrong number and left a panicked German bank employee convinced that a bomb was on its way by express delivery, police said Tuesday.

The man had meant to call a firm in southwestern Germany that repaired pumps, but instead dialed a bank in the eastern city of Chemnitz, police said.

He told the employee who answered the phone that he had sent a pump by DHL and asked for a "diagnosis." However, police said his diction was so poor that the woman believed he was sending a bomb - "Bombe" in German, rather than "Pumpe."

She asked the caller what number he had meant to dial before alerting police - but missed the last figure. Police figured out what had happened by dialing through variations of the number.
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LAS VEGAS (AP) - A judge ordered a blood-alcohol test for a defense lawyer who was slurring his words, then declared a mistrial after declaring him too tipsy to argue a kidnapping case.

"I don't think you can tell a straight story because you are intoxicated," the judge told Joseph Caramango as she declared a mistrial for his client.

Caramango, 41, acknowledged in court that he was drinking the previous night, but maintained he was not drunk. If convicted, his client faces life in prison.

"I don't believe I've committed any ethical violation," Caramango said Tuesday, disputing the accuracy of the breath-alcohol test. "If it proved anything, it proved I was not intoxicated."

Clark County District Judge Michelle Leavitt announced Caramango had a blood-alcohol level of 0.075 percent. Nevada's legal blood-alcohol limit for drivers is 0.08 percent.

In an exchange recorded by courtroom video, Caramango arrived about 90 minutes late for trial and was slurring his words.

The judge asked if anything was wrong, and Caramango said he suffered a head injury in a rear-end car crash while driving to court.

Leavitt said she was suspicious because details of Caramango's account varied.

Caramango also identified a woman who accompanied him to court as his ex-girlfriend, Christine, but when questioned by the judge the woman identified herself as Josephine. She said they just met about 20 minutes earlier at a bar and coffee shop.

Leavitt did not hold Caramango in contempt of court, and it was not immediately clear if he would face discipline by the State Bar.
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ZURICH, Switzerland (AP) - An 85-year-old woman was found in the vault of a Swiss bank when she set off motion detectors hours after the bank was already closed, according to a statement released Wednesday.

Employees at the Zuercher Kantonalbank apparently forgot about the woman.

The director of the bank's safe allowed the woman into the vault on Monday before closing it punctually at 4:30 p.m. local time - with the woman still deep in study of her documents, ZKB said.

She remained so still that she initially failed to activate either the motion detector or the attached camera, the bank said in confirming a report that appeared in the Zurich-based daily "Tages-Anzeiger."

She was freed from the room four hours after the vault was closed.

The bank gave the woman a bouquet of flowers for suffering from the ordeal and said it would decide on further nonfinancial compensation.
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SAO PAULO, Brazil - The door of a plane fell off minutes after takeoff Tuesday and plunged into a supermarket's concrete awning, the airline said.

The Fokker-100 plane, carrying 79 Rio de Janeiro-bound passengers, returned to Sao Paulo's Congonhas Airport less than 20 minutes after departing when the door "unexpectedly" flew open and "detached" itself from the plane, TAM Linhas Aereas SA said in a statement.

The passengers continued their flight to Rio on another TAM aircraft, the airline said. No one was injured on the plane or ground.

The cause of the accident was being investigated, TAM said.
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DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - Hillary Snyder said she isn't going to let her boyfriend's antics get under her skin. Snyder, 20, awoke recently to find she had been tattooed by her boyfriend while she slept.

She said she took a painkiller with a sleeping pill before she went to bed Saturday night. When she awoke, she discovered a tattoo of a five-pointed star on her right ankle.

Snyder said she had previously told her boyfriend she didn't want a tattoo. He wanted her to get a tattoo of a five-pointed start to match one of his own, she said.

"At least he didn't flub it up," she said

The boyfriend wasn't identified. No arrests had been made. The investigation was continuing.

A police report accuses the now-former boyfriend of domestic assault. But Snyder isn't so sure.

"I mean it's not like he beat me up. There were no bruises or blood or anything. I'm just not going to see him again."
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BEDFORD, N.H. (AP) - A store surveillance video captured footage of two small children sneaking behind display cases to steal thousands of dollars in jewelry, apparently on instructions from their mother and grandmother.

Bedford police made the video public this week and said Wednesday that they believe they are close to making arrests. They started getting tips minutes after the video first aired on local television.

"We're fairly certain ... they are a family working together," Detective Matt Fleming said. "Can you believe a grandmother, mother and children?"

The video, taken Aug. 2 at a store called the Consignment Gallery, shows one woman, possibly the children's mother, directing them to pocket certain items. An older woman, believed to be the children's grandmother, stuffs items down her shirt.

Police said the children are under 10; the video suggests they could be significantly younger.

"It's pretty upsetting to watch," Fleming said. "Watching the children methodically move through that jewelry area and take the items out for the mother is just astonishing."

Fleming said more than $2,000 in jewelry was stolen.
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OLYMPIA, Wash. (AP) - A state panel has disciplined three judges, including a Tacoma jurist who ordered courtroom cheers for the Super Bowl-bound Seattle Seahawks before issuing a manslaughter sentence.

The state Commission on Judicial Conduct gave each judge an admonishment, the panel's lowest-ranking punishment, in rulings released Friday.

Pierce County Superior Court Judge Beverly Grant's discipline stems from a Feb. 3 hearing in which she sentenced Steve Keo Teang to 13 1/2 years for manslaughter in the 2005 shooting death of Tino Patricelli, 28.

Before the proceedings, Grant asked about 100 people in court to say "Go Seahawks" before taking their seats. Dissatisfied with the low volume of the response, she repeated the request.

The Seahawks played in the Super Bowl that weekend. Patricelli's stepmother said she was offended in part because the game fell on the anniversary of her stepson's death.

Grant, who was appointed to the bench in 2003, apologized the following Monday. She eventually filed the formal conduct complaint against herself.

"Although my intentions were to defuse the courtroom situation, I realize now the inappropriateness of my opening comments," Grant told the commission.

Grant agreed to review the state's Code of Judicial Conduct, and to not repeat her behavior in the future.

"The behavior in the Grant case was well-intentioned, but a misstep," conduct commission director Reiko Callner told The News Tribune of Tacoma. "The conduct did not materially affect her ruling as a judge in the case."

Also disciplined on Friday was Tacoma Municipal Court Judge David Ladenburg, who kicked a Muslim woman out of court when she declined to remove her headscarf.

The commission found that Ladenburg, who has been a judge for three years, created an appearance of bias or prejudice against the woman in the January incident.

Ladenburg told the commission he prohibited head coverings in his courtroom unless a person could show religious or medical reasons for wearing one. He acknowledged that he had not fully considered how his policy might infringe upon personal religious rights.

Ladenburg agreed not to repeat his conduct, to study judicial conduct rules and compete a course on cultural competence at his expense.

In Ladenburg's case, "as soon as his error was pointed out, he apologized and changed his behavior," Callner said.

The third admonishment involved Spokane County Superior Court Judge Robert D. Austin, who told jurors he was surprised by their guilty verdict in a 2005 drug case.

According to the commission's official order, Austin told jurors he had dismissed an earlier motion to dismiss drug-possession charges against a nurse because he believed the jury would find the defendant innocent.

Austin, a judge since 1989, said he didn't believe his words to be critical of the verdict at the time, but acknowledged they could have been interpreted that way.

Austin agreed that he violated judicial canons prohibiting praise or criticism of jurors' verdicts. He pledged to familiarize himself with conduct rules.
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LITTLEROCK, Calif. (AP) - Thieves apparently under the influence of alcohol stole six U-Haul moving trucks and went on some destructive Mojave Desert joyrides, authorities said.

Four of the dented rental trucks were found abandoned later but the California Highway Patrol was still looking for two of the missing U-Hauls. There were no arrests.

"This is a first," U-Haul rental office owner Monica Hall said.

The thieves apparently got the vehicle keys out of large drop box used for after-hours key returns. The box was ripped off a concrete pillar in front of the office between 1 a.m. and 5 a.m. Monday, Hall said.

Judging from the smell of the recovered trucks, the thieves were likely boozed up, CHP investigators said.

The heists were discovered just before dawn when the CHP got a report of a hit-and-run accident near 90th Street East and Palmdale Boulevard.

"The victim described the offending car as a white and orange U-Haul truck," CHP Officer Gabriel Morado said.

Officers then spotted a suspicious U-Haul parked diagonally in the middle of a grocery store parking lot near the U-Haul office and damage matched the side swipe from the hit-and-run incident.

Two more banged up U-Hauls were then found abandoned in a nearby alley.

"It looked like they had just dumped them there and crashed into each other while doing it," Morado said.

A fourth U-Haul was recovered in Palmdale.
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BLACKEY, Ky. (AP) - Mayor Mike Dixon posted a sign on the fence around his overgrown lawn. "There are more important things in life than tall grass," it reads. Dixon hasn't mowed his lawn since last year, and has declined offers from neighbors to cut the grass.

"He's just that type that likes to be his own person," said Martha Burns, a member of the Blackey City Council and the Blackey Improvement Committee. "He's always been like that."

Burns said she doesn't have a problem with the mayor's unkempt lawn.

"If he likes it like that, it's fine," she said. "... I kind of feel like maybe he is right. Maybe there are more important things than mowing grass."

Dixon's next-door neighbor, Jo Ann Walters, said the mayor is a fine man and a good neighbor who just doesn't intend to mow his yard.

"I've laughed about it," Walters said.

Neither the city of Blackey nor Letcher County has a law requiring residents to keep their lawns trimmed. Letcher County officials considered passing a nuisance ordinance two years ago, but decided against it.

Dixon, a psychology professor at Hazard Community College, said he has several reasons for letting his yard grow, including in remembrance of his late wife, Jane, who died of breast cancer in November.

"What I wanted to say was, 'yes, I let my yard grow up, but I'm still the same person. Let's talk about it,'" he said.

Dixon said people can save time and money by giving away their mowers like he did.

"I don't want to fight nature anymore," he said.

Dixon said flowers began popping up in his yard when he stopped pushing a mower across it. He said birds and squirrels also moved in.

"I don't know why we cut grass, but I do know that I like to sit here in the evenings and enjoy what we have in eastern Kentucky," Dixon said.

Dixon said he doesn't like to hear the buzzing sound of lawn mowers and weed cutters when he is trying to relax and enjoy his surroundings.

"I think I have scared a lot of people off," he said. "They probably think I am weird."
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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - Three would-be thieves broke into a bank in northern Malaysia but failed to make off with any cash as they yanked out the wrong machine - a check deposit machine instead of an automated cash dispenser, the national news agency Bernama reported Wednesday.

The three men broke into the entrance area of the bank in the northern town of Bukit Mertajam early Wednesday, and tied a rope - attached to two vehicles - around a machine, police district investigation chief Chor Ah Sing said, according to Bernama.

They jerked the machine off its hinges, sending it crashing to the ground floor, Chor added.

The crashing sound alerted a security guard to the breach who chased them away, it said.

The three men had already managed to open the machine, but found no cash as it was a check deposit machine, the national news agency said. It is not immediately clear if they made off with any checks.

Local police officials could not be immediately contacted for comment.
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. (AP) - A 64-year-old man admitted to using a slingshot to vandalize his brother's car dealership Wednesday. William Gault, of Brackney, Pa., pleaded guilty to one count of felony third-degree criminal mischief.

He was frustrated with the circumstances of the family estate and expressed his unhappiness with a pattern of vandalism that spanned eight years. He declined Wednesday to further elaborate on his motives.

The damage has cost the dealership as much as $500,000 over the years, but Gault's plea involved a single incident that occurred Feb. 8. He was originally charged with two counts of third-degree mischief.

Gault will be sentenced Oct. 27.

He will avoid jail time if maintains good behavior leading up to his sentencing.

Gault is expected to be sentenced to five years probation and $6,655.45 in restitution, with a 5 percent surcharge
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ROYAL OAK, Mich. (AP) - A man charged with robbing a 7-Eleven might have avoided capture if he'd spent some of the loot at a nearby gas station.

David K. Booth, 44, of Royal Oak, was arrested early Tuesday while sitting in the getaway truck, its gas tank empty, police said. He pleaded not guilty Wednesday in 44th District Court to one count of unarmed robbery.

Booth entered the 7-Eleven, implied he had a weapon and demanded the money in the cash register, police said. The clerk complied, then called 911 after the robber drove away, police said.

An officer responding to the call noticed a pickup parked on the side of a road about a mile away. The suspicious officer checked inside, saw a man matching the robber's description, arrested him and, for good measure, found the allegedly stolen cash.

"We recovered everything," Deputy Police Chief Chris Jahnke told The Daily Tribune.

District Judge Terrence Brennan set bond for Booth at $50,000 and scheduled a preliminary hearing for Aug. 18, a court clerk said.
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MADRID (Reuters) - Spanish police have arrested four Frenchmen for jumping in front of cars on a busy road so that they could film them and post the footage on the Internet, the newspaper El Pais said Tuesday.

The four jokers took turns to leap in front of cars, forcing the drivers to swerve or brake sharply and putting themselves and other vehicles in danger, town hall officials in Alicante were quoted as saying on the El Pais Web site.

Their intention was to film the reaction of drivers, on the road between Benidorm to La Nucia, and post them on the Web, the officials said.

Relatively rare in Spain, a youth craze known as "happy slapping" took off in Britain last year, in which groups of teenagers slapped or mugged strangers while filming the victims' reaction on camera phones. The images were then sent to friends or posted on Web sites.

Spanish police and local government officials were unavailable for comment.
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WHAT Craig Moore did not know when he blew up a roadside camera to destroy evidence of his speeding was that the blast triggered the mechanism and captured him on film.

Moore, 28, a railway worker from Doncaster, had been flashed by the camera when he was speeding on Mottram Road, Hyde, Greater Manchester. He returned with a quantity of explosive hoping to destroy the evidence, caused £11,700 of damage to the camera top, but did not realise that his picture had been taken once again and that the image showing his vehicle’s registration number was stored safely in the machine’s base.

Moore, who admitted the offence yesterday at Minshull Street Crown Court, Manchester, was remanded on conditional bail until September 6, when he will be sentenced. The maximum penalty for destroying a speed camera is ten years’ jail.



None of the circumstances surrounding Moore’s action was aired in open court, but sources close to the case said that after being caught by the speed camera the first time, he feared that an accumulation of points on his licence might lead to a driving ban, which could lose him his job. Twelve penalty points can result in a ban.

Moore was said then to have acquired a quantity of Thermite, a powdered mixture of aluminium and iron oxide which creates extremely high temperatures when ignited and is widely used on the railway for welding rails.

Far from destroying the evidence of Moore’s earlier speeding, however, the explosion jogged the camera into taking a second picture of his van and its registration number. Police inquiries led to a speedy arrest.

Agreeing to a request from Timothy Savage, Moore’s counsel, for an adjournment to allow for pre-sentencing reports, Judge Adrian Lyon ordered Moore not to contact any witnesses while he remained free on bail. The judge gave no indication as to what the sentence might be.

Had Moore admitted the original speeding offence, he would almost certainly have been fined the usual fixed penalty of £60, and had three points added to his licence. But, according to sources, he felt that his job was in jeopardy.

“He went to great lengths to cover his tracks and escape the sack,” one court source said. “There are a lot of drivers out there who will resort to all sorts of measures to get out of being done for speeding. But blowing up the speed camera really takes the biscuit.”

Speed cameras rank among the most assaulted pieces of equipment in the country: hundreds have been set on fire, uprooted, spray-painted and even shot at by disgruntled motorists. Last year nearly £800,000 of damage was done to speed cameras in 14 of Britain’s regional safety camera partnerships — more than double the bill in the same 14 regions for the previous year.

EXCUSES, EXCUSES

John Hopwood, 44, moved a 40mph sign into a 30mph zone to avoid a fine after being caught speeding twice on cameras. He sent a photo of the moved sign to authorities but was caught and jailed for 56 days by Stockport magistrates last month for perverting the course of justice

Jeffrey Stott, 41, of Oldham, was jailed for three years after admitting being paid to claim falsely that he had been at the wheel of more than 50 cars that had been caught speeding

The former Tory MP Neil Hamilton and his wife Christine escaped a fine for doing 63mph in a 50mph limit in 2003 after claiming that they could not remember who had been at the wheel
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) - It looks almost like any other shopping cart, except sensors allow it to follow the shopper around the supermarket and slow down when needed so items can be placed in it, and it never crashes into anyone's heels.

Gregory Garcia dreamed up the robotic cart to solve a childhood peeve of being accidentally hit with shopping carts by his sister.

His cart, also known as B.O.S.S. for Battery Operated Smart Servant, was one of about 30 robots on display Wednesday by students at the University of Florida, who worked the past semester on the projects using their engineering backgrounds.

"The immediate thing that jumped to my mind was all those times as a kid when my sister would accidentally hit me with a cart," Garcia said. "It seems like the public would really want this since everybody shops.

Jeremy Greene, 23, of Panama City, created a robot named Atlas, which balances a blue ping pong ball on a flat piece of wood as it moves across the room. He said he sees no real world application for his robot other than entertainment.

When the electric engines of Antoin Baker's robot Cypher roared to life, the device lifted about a foot off a table, tethered by rubber bands. Cypher, a flat wooden square topped four engines, could be made into a flying device to lift heavy objects in the same way a helicopter does, Baker said.

"If the rubber bands break, run very fast," said Eric Schwartz, one of the two professors in the robot course.

Rolando Desrets' small robot made of wheels, gears and sensors, picks up pingpong balls. It then aims and tosses into a basketball net. He said he will later use the robot to compete against other colleges.

Students were given free rein in deciding the type of robot to construct. Robots range from Carlo Pasco's poker robot that deals cards to poker players to Bryan Talenfeld's invention that tells color blind people the color of a traffic light.

"My friends and I play poker all the time, but there is one kid who we do not deal because he is notorious for dealing from the bottom of the deck," Pasco wrote in his introduction about his robot. "An automated poker dealer would take the doubt out of human dealing, alleviating this problem once and for all."

The student-built submarine called the SubjuGator 5 has won first place for two years in a row in competition with other universities.

The robot is a clear tube about two feet long. It has cameras and sensors it uses to follow a simulated pipeline, said student Carlos Francis, 24, of Gainesville.

Francis said similar robotic submarines could be used to check underwater pipelines and could send back pictures to people on land or in boats.

Topped with a wig of dredlocks and a colorful hat, one of the most popular robots is Koolio. The robot delivers cold drinks to faculty and students who order them over the Internet.

Adam Grieper has a similar robot called the Beertender, which senses people and offers them a beer.

"At this university, every piece of the robot puzzle has been solved," Schwartz said.

He said students have designed flying, walking and swimming robots.

About half of the students are registered for the summer 2005 semester of the Intelligent Machine Design Laboratory course. The other half are students in the Machine Intelligence Laboratory or students in the MIL's National Science Foundation sponsored Research Experience for Undergraduate program.

UF students have been building autonomous mobile robots since 1993 ranging from submarines to helicopters, from planes to snakes, and from hydrofoils to alligators. Most of the students showing robots Wednesday were seniors in engineering or graduate students.
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DECATUR, Ala. (AP) - A cigarette butt casually tossed to the ground sparked a daylong argument between four neighbors that escalated into a fight that sent at least three of them to the hospital and got them all arrested.

"It's sad that people were injured over a cigarette butt," Lt. Chris Mathews, spokesman for the Decatur Police Department, said Thursday.

Police said a guest visiting Bobby Joe Ray, 42, tossed a cigarette butt toward the edge of Ray's yard on Aug. 4. The butt landed near a fence belonging to Ray's neighbor, Michael Alan Bradford, 24. Bradford got angry and started shouting about it.

Several residents of the neighborhood said Ray and Bradford argued about the butt all day, Mathews said, and eventually Ray's sister, Shirley Lynn Ray White, 32, who lives across the street, tangled with Bradford's wife, Heather Mills Bradford, 27, and the men soon joined in.

At least three went to the hospital for treatment of injuries, and all four were arrested Tuesday and were released on bond the same day.

Shirley Lynn Ray White is charged with third-degree assault. Bobby Joe Ray and Heather Mills Bradford are charged with harassment. Michael Alan Bradford is charged with harassment and third-degree assault.
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SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) - The wedding party chuckled when the pastor said the line about "in sickness and in health."

Jared Darr and Amanda McCadden were getting hitched in a hospital, hours after a car crash shattered the groom's leg on their wedding day.

The college students said they weren't about to let the accident stall the ceremony - especially since they hadn't kissed during their six-month engagement.

"I just want to kiss her so bad, and there's no way I'm going to put it off," Darr said, lying pale and on painkillers shortly before Wednesday's ceremony.

Darr, 21, and McCadden, 23, had just picked up an archway for their wedding reception when their car collided with a second car at an intersection in Chattaroy, north of Spokane.

Darr, in the passenger seat, had raised his foot to put on a dress sock and the air bag sent his leg through the windshield, he said.

"So many people are just like, 'This is a sign you've got to run,'" Darr said.

Instead, once Darr woke up from the anesthesia, the couple said their vows in a Deaconness Medical Center conference room, making a videotape to be shown to their 150 guests at the reception.

The pastor played guitar, the wedding party prayed and sang, and the bride wiped tears from her eyes. When the bridesmaids, groomsmen and relatives left for the reception, she stayed behind.

"Party like we're in your heart, because we are," she told them.

And as for the couple's planned honeymoon on the Oregon coast? That'll have to wait.
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DETROIT (AP) - A divorced couple could spend up to 10 years in prison if convicted on charges of stealing proceeds of bingo games for senior citizens, law enforcement officials said Thursday.

Neal William Greenfield, 41, of Westland and Shari Kay Greenfield, 39, of Livonia stole at least $20,000 from the Wayne Ford Civic League from 1999 until 2004, Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy said.

"Unfortunately, there are people in this country who will steal from anyone or anything at any time," Worthy said in a statement. "You have to shake your head in disgust when you hear about stealing bingo money from our seniors."

The Greenfields, who divorced in 2003, were arraigned Thursday in 18th District Court in Westland. They were charged with embezzlement more than $20,000, and their bond was set at $25,000 each.
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CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) - When Debbie Phillips tried to report a crime, police just snickered. "I told him that someone came into my house and cleaned," the president of the Putnam County School Board said. "He just laughed."

The problem wasn't that her home smelled a little fresher or looked a little tidier. The problem was that Phillips had no idea who the mystery cleaner was.

Her husband denied cleaning up the joint. So did her next-door neighbor. Everyone she asked denied responsibility.

All she knew was the rugs weren't where she had left them that morning in June. Trinkets had been rearranged and in the master bedroom, the bed was made differently.

It didn't look like anything had been stolen, but she couldn't be sure.

Nearly a month passed before the mystery was solved. Her son called her at work recently after a cleaning lady arrived at the front door.

As it turns out, her neighbor across the street, with a similar house number, the same number of rooms to be cleaned and a house key hidden in a similar spot outside, had hired a cleaning service.

"They just came to the wrong door," Phillips said.
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MARION, Ind. (AP) - Ten to 15 people wearing masks left six 40-gallon trash bags full of taco sauce packets at a Taco Bell restaurant in what police described as a prank.

A note attached to the bags said the group had been accumulating them for the past three years, storing them in the trunk of a car, authorities said.

Police have suspended their investigation into the Tuesday night prank in the city about 50 miles northeast of Indianapolis without any arrests, said Marion Deputy Police Chief Cliff Sessoms.

"From everything we've got here, there doesn't appear that there has been any crime committed," he said. "It looks more like a prank than it does anything else, but not a very funny one because you've got that number of people coming in there with their faces covered up."

A spokesman for Taco Bell said he's never heard of people returning so many unused packets of sauce.

"I've heard a lot of people accumulate sauce packets in their glove compartments. We know people keep things and it's a pretty common phenomenon, but to have that many, I've never heard of that," said spokesman Rob Poetsch.

He said the packets would not be used, for safety reasons.
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PALM HARBOR, Fla. (AP) - William Fogarty doesn't understand the fuss. He just forgot to pay a parking ticket. When he finally realized it, the 86-year-old retiree made good and mailed in a money order, to pay a $1 ticket he got 60 years ago.

Fogarty got the ticket in Norfolk, Va., in May 1946. Soon after, he bought a $1 money order to pay the fine but forgot to send it in. About a month ago, as he was looking through a box of collectibles from his Navy days, Fogarty discovered a wallet with the money order inside.

So he wrote a letter to the Norfolk Police Department and included the money order.

"At my age, when I go out of here, I don't want to owe anyone a dime," he told the St. Petersburg Times.

Fogarty's money order will not be cashed, Norfolk police Officer Chris Amos said. Instead, it will be framed and displayed in the department's museum.

"It's one of those restoring your faith in mankind things," Amos said.
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BLUFFTON, S.C. (AP) - Customers in a bakery for a Bible study saw a different kind of buns Wednesday morning. A drunken teen came into the Atlanta Bread Co. shortly after it opened, used the bathroom in a storage closet, then walked out of the bakery naked, Bluffton Police Department spokesman Mike Creason said.

"He was sitting on the curb with no clothes on when the police showed up," Creason said.

Julius Daukus, 17, of Columbia, was charged with indecent exposure, police said.

The teen had apparently been drinking while visiting some friends at a nearby home and wandered off, Creason said.

Daukus was confused when police arrived. "He was calm, just sitting on the curb," Creason said. "He didn't know where he was."

Employees at the store said the Bible study regulars just shook their heads at what happened.
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LONDON (AFP) - A British couple owned up to being behind a stunt that convinced hundreds of people in northeast England that aliens were among them and ended with police and defence chiefs involved.

Paul McKinney, 28, and Emma Henfrey, 30, released floating lanterns into the night sky to celebrate a move into their new home in the coastal town of Seaham, last month.

Images of the orange and white glowing orbs later appeared in local newspaper the Sunderland Echo and led unidentified flying object spotters to contact police and the Ministry of Defence (MoD).

After initially keeping quiet because of the fuss, McKinney told the newspaper Wednesday: "It was an awesome experience to watch these lanterns float up and away and we never thought for a second that people would think that they were aliens.

"I wasn't going to say anything because I thought it was quite funny, but then my cousin saw something in the Echo about the MoD investigating so I thought I better tell."

The lanterns -- made from a plastic bag, copper wire and a paraffin cube which glows as the fuel burns -- look like small hot air balloons and sell on the Internet for about 10 pounds (15 euros, 19 dollars) each.

The packaging warns they can soar up to 1,000 feet and can be mistaken for UFOs.

An MoD spokesman said they were "delighted" to have cleared up the mystery.

The government department routinely investigates UFO sightings, but only to establish whether British airspace has been "compromised" by unauthorised or hostile aircraft.

Declassified MoD files released in May this year revealed that none of the numerous "unidentified aerial phenomena" reported over Britain in the last 30 years was a flying saucer.
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POTTSTOWN, Pa. (AP) - The borough council authorized the purchase of a $600,000 fire truck in May, but this week several council members seemed to have forgotten about it.

"I was not aware we had authorized the purchase of the vehicle," Borough Council President Jack Wolf said after Fire Chief Richard Lengel told council members on Wednesday that the truck had been ordered.

"I would think it would be taken to the finance committee at least," Councilman Greg Berry said. "It seems like a lot of money to spend without a report."

After consulting minutes of previous meetings, council members realized that they had approved the purchase months earlier.

"Well, that's what the minutes say, so that's what we have to go with," Wolf said before apologizing for his faulty memory.
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CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) - Sometimes when nature calls, there's no time to delay, but a Kentucky man sure picked the wrong spot for a pit stop.

Michael Ray Hunter, 37, found out Wednesday night that the parking lot of the West Virginia State Police headquarters in South Charleston isn't the right spot.

Trooper J.S. Crane just happened to be walking nearby as Hunter was relieving himself.

As Crane approached, he smelled alcohol. That discovery led Crane to the pickup truck where Hunter's buddy, James Alan Richardson, 40, was checking phone messages.

During a search of the truck, Crane and another trooper found a marijuana pipe and pills for which Richardson had no prescription.

Both men were arrested for public intoxication. Hunter also is charged with indecent exposure and Richardson is charged with possessing controlled substances.
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A woman who was caught 69 times by Scottsdale speed cameras since March told detectives she threw the tickets away because she didn't think anything could happen to her.

Now, she faces jail and $11,000 in fines.

Five of the citations issued to Francesca Cisneros, 32, of Chandler, were criminal speeding violations. She also was caught once by a red-light camera, and she faces two counts of driving on a suspended license.

Cisneros told officers she speeds because she often is late for meetings, Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark said.

All but five of her 69 speeding tickets were on Loop 101; her top speed was 86 mph. The unpaid tickets are a Scottsdale record.

A City Court judge released her Thursday on a promise to appear at a later date.
 
If this keeps up, comedian Bill Engvall will run out of those "I'm Stupid" signs he talks about.
 
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - A man running for governor and the U.S. Senate does not have the right to use his middle name, "None of the Above," on the November ballot, a court ruled Friday.

David Gatchell filed a lawsuit in Davidson County Chancery Court after the State Election Commission voted to nix his middle name from the ballot. The court handles lawsuits against state agencies.

Chancellor Carol McCoy ruled that Gatchell's attempt to add an issue-oriented notification on the ballot is against Tennessee law. McCoy also said the state has no constitutional requirement to place candidates' full names on ballots.

Gatchell, who changed his middle name from Leroy, said he planned to appeal.

He argues that a number of state gubernatorial candidates - such as Walt "Combat" Ward and Carl "Twofeathers" Whitaker - have been allowed to include their nicknames on ballots, and that his middle name has been widely reported by news media and is known across the Internet.

Janet Kleinfelter, an assistant attorney general representing the Election Commission, warned of a slippery slope of allowing candidates to call themselves whatever they want.

Gatchell, 58, also ran as an independent in the 2002 governor's race on the platform that Tennessee election ballots should include a "None of the Above" choice for voters who don't care for any of the candidates. He won less than 1 percent of the vote.

Nevada is the only state to offer a choice of "None of the Above," beginning in 1976. The option is nonbinding - it's only to serve as a gauge of public opinion and could never win an election.
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DEPOSIT, N.Y. (AP) - Police subdued a man with a Taser gun after he tried to attack an officer with a Tomahawk. Jeffrey Moore, 37, of Deposit, was immediately dropped to the ground before he could harm the officer when two jolts of electricity passed through his body.

"Somebody's life was saved because of the Taser and it was probably the defendant's," said Deposit Police Chief Timothy Roberts.

The incident began at 11:35 p.m. Thursday when Moore was pulled over for a routine traffic violation in Deposit - 93 miles southwest of Albany, police said.

Moore got out of the car holding what looked like a hatchet, refused to drop it, and began swinging it as he approached the officer, officials said.

"The officer asked Moore what he was doing with the hatchet, and he replied that he was having a really bad day and someone else was about to," Roberts said.

Officials declined to release the name of the officer who used the Taser.

Moore was examined by medical personnel on the scene, but was not hospitalized.

He was being held in the Broome County Jail without bail late Friday.

He faces multiple charges, including attempted second-degree aggressive assault on a police officer, a felony. He was also charged with second-degree menacing and fourth-degree criminal possession of a weapon, both misdemeanors.
 
WOW-needmorecis I feel like I'm reading a book with the news you post----you could compile these and do that :lol:

MOM FOUND DEAD IN FREEZER-SON SUSPECTED

Bountiful, Utah--A teeanger was the prime suspect in the death of his mother after her body was found in her freezer, police said :eek: The frozen remains were found Monday, when police went to check on Laura Hauck, 52, who hadn't been seen since Friday. Officers found a bloody mattress, shells from a 22-caliber rifle and the body stuffed head first into a chest-style freezer. Police were searching for Hauck's sopn, Jeremy, who might be armed with a rifle!!

Source- Las Vegas Review Journal
 
desertwind said:
WOW-needmorecis I feel like I'm reading a book with the news you post----you could compile these and do that :lol:

That's a pretty great idea, who knows what may happen ;)

If any of you are wondering where I find my news, I typically get all my wierd news on Snopes.com thay have a section for weird news.
 
I'm serious- a WEIRD-AND WACKY BIZZARE BOOK-best seller-and it's all true ;)you'd make a fortune ;)

WOMAN TURNS SELF IN AFTER JEWELRY HEIST

Bedford, N.H. A woman turned herself in to police Wednesday after a store surveillance video captured footage of two young children sneaking behind display cases to steal thousands of dollars of jewelry, apparently on instructions from their mother and grandmother (GREAT) Bedford police made the video public this week and started getting tips minutes afterwards. The video taken Aug 2 at a store called Consignment Gallery, shows one woman, possibly the childrens mother, directing them to pocket certain items. An older woman, believed to be the gramdmother, stuffs itmes down her blouse. 'We're fairly certain they're a family working together" said Det. Matt Fleming. Police said the children were younger than 10 :( the video suggests they could be even younger. Fleming said more than $2,000 in jewerly was stolen

The Assoicated Press
 
:eek: That mother and grandmother both need a kick in the teeth. Using your children like that? Come on now. *slaps mother and grandmother*
 
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