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BOSTON Jul 11, 2006 (AP)— Twelve tons of concrete fell from the ceiling of one of Boston's Big Dig tunnels, crushing a woman in a car and again raising concerns Tuesday about the integrity of the massive highway project in the central artery through the city.

Authorities said they were inspecting at least 17 other sections of the tunnel system where similar "tiebacks" were used to hold ceiling panels in place.

"I don't think anyone can feel the tunnels are safe, given what happened this morning," Gov. Mitt Romney told a New England Cable News reporter after touring the tunnel under an industrial area of South Boston where the woman died.

The driver of the crushed car managed to crawl through a window to safety, but his passenger was killed when four of the massive concrete ceiling panels hit the vehicle late Wednesday.
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BIG PINE KEY, Fla. (AP) - He wasn't wearing blue suede fins, but an Elvis impersonator was among the snorkelers and divers who swam in the Underwater Music Festival.

Neil Goldberg, of Key West, costumed in a white-caped jumpsuit and flashy gold chains, joined several hundred visitors and residents who took the plunge for the six-hour weekend radio broadcast piped underwater at Looe Key Reef.

"We even had a Chihuahua in goggles and a swim vest on one of the dive boats," said festival founder Bill Becker.

Other participants dressed as a mermaid with a blue and purple tail and a hot-pink angelfish with gauzy fins, while an underwater band pretended to play instruments sculpted to resemble deep-sea creatures.

The broadcast featured melodies ranging from Jimmy Buffett's "Fins" and the Beatles'"Yellow Submarine" to classic Presley hits. The songs were mixed with public service announcements promoting reef preservation and warning the divers to avoid touching the coral.
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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - A retired mechanical designer with a penchant for poor prose took a tired detective novel scene and made it even worse, earning him top honors in San Jose State University's annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for bad writing.

Jim Guigli of Carmichael submitted 64 entries into the contest. The judges were most impressed, or revolted perhaps, by his passage about a comely woman who walks into a detective's office.

"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean," Guigli wrote.

"The judges were impressed by his appalling powers of invention," said Scott Rice, a professor in SJSU's Department of English and Comparative Literature. He has organized the bad writing contest since its inception in 1982.

Guigli will receive "a pittance" for his winning entry, a bit of cash he said he may put toward the purchase of a motor boat. His work for the contest represents a sampling of a career that never quite developed for him.

"At one time I thought I wanted to write to detective novels," Guigli told the Associated Press Monday. "I never got a good start on it."

His bad start was to be celebrated Tuesday, when the contest results were to be officially announced by Rice.

The contest is named for Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, whose 1830 novel "Paul Clifford" began with the oft-mocked, "It was a dark and stormy night."
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MICHIGAN CITY, Ind. (AP) - Two people who helped place a man under citizen's arrest when he strayed onto the wrong property found themselves in jail.

Michigan City police received a call Sunday night from a man who said he had been detained by four people while he was trying to find a friend's house. The man told police he was grabbed by two men and told to quit resisting, as he was under arrest. The man said he complied because he thought they were police officers.

Two women then came out of a nearby house and handcuffed the man, although he tried to explain he was just visiting a friend and had taken the wrong staircase, he told police.

The group took the handcuffed man to his friend's house, and released him when the friend vouched for him.

After receiving the report, police contacted Joel and Claudette St. Germain, who acknowledged handcuffing the man. Joel St. Germain told police he has had problems in the past with people stealing things from his lawn. He told officers he didn't know it was wrong to handcuff a man he didn't recognize in his yard.

The St. Germains, who were being held Monday at the LaPorte County Jail, were arrested and charged with criminal confinement, a Class D felony punishable by up to three years in prison and a $10,000 fine, and battery, a Class A misdemeanor which carries a maximum penalty of a year in jail and a fine up to $5,000.

The other two people accused of confining the man were not identified.
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SHERMAN, Conn. (AP) - A high-flying hello from strangers in Michigan made its way through storms and across several hundred miles, landing recently near a Connecticut woman's home.

Marcella Lourd, 80, who lives in the western Connecticut town of Sherman, found a cluster of about 17 bright orange balloons last week near her home's tennis court, their helium nearly spent and a business card dangling from their tied-together strings.

When Lourd sent an e-mail to the address on the card, she received surprising news: The balloons, the idea of a 9-year-old girl, had been released one day earlier in the western Michigan city of Grand Rapids.

They apparently made the 630-mile trip to Sherman in about 13 hours despite - or perhaps helped by - the storms that swept eastward into Connecticut during that time.

Brian Buck, 35, had released the balloons, prompted by his daughter Anna's curiosity about how far they'd travel. Buck, a stay-at-home father who works part-time at a store that sells balloons, called it "all just a bit of fun, really."

"We once saw a TV report about a balloon that was released on St. Valentine Day and ended up in France, so my daughter said we should try to do the same thing," he told The News-Times of Danbury. "We have to get rid of the balloons every night anyway because the helium inside can affect the store's security detection system."

Still inflated, the balloons have found a welcoming home with Lourd.

"They still have air in them so I think I'll just keep them," she said. "They'll make a nice little ornament."
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NEW DELHI (AP) - Malevolent ghosts stealing your chickens and torturing you in the night? Who you gonna call? For farmer Sunil Das, his first call was the police, who laughed at what they thought was a joke, the Hindustan Times newspaper reported Tuesday.

But a judge in India's northeastern state of Assam saw little humor in Das' allegation that ghosts controlled by his neighbors were making off with his poultry at night. Instead of laughing, the judge ordered police to get to work and find the culprits, the newspaper reported.

In his complaint, Sunil Das accused his neighbors of using their "obedient but malevolent" ghosts, "subjecting me to physical and mental torture," the newspaper reported.

Das said his neighbors were notorious for using black magic against people they had a grudge against.

Superstitions and belief in ghosts are widespread across India, particularly in rural villages.

Nevertheless, police working the case said it was a first for them.

"We have dealt with hardcore criminals and armed militants but this is the first time we are required to pursue a case with a spooky angle to it," the newspaper quoted a local police officer as saying.

"We are yet to crack the case but investigations are on," said the unidentified officer.
 
^ Maybe they should send Jennifer Love Hewitt (from the shoe Ghost Whisperer) over there to tell the ghosts to stop it.
 
Kangaroos a terror target? List puzzles Dawsonville

By JEFFRY SCOTT , SAEED AHMED
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 07/12/06

DAWSONVILLE — Two hundred and fifty kangaroos hopping around in this rural, hilly outback of North Georgia are a prime, if movable, target for terrorists.

Or so claims a Department of Homeland Security database that identifies nationwide facilities that it considers ripe for attack.

In a report released this week, the inspector general of the department found that its National Asset Database includes "unusual or out-of-place" sites whose "criticality is not readily apparent" and whose presence tainted the credibility of the list.

Just about everybody in this small town best known as the home of NASCAR driver Bill Elliott — "Awesome Bill from Dawsonville" — was befuddled by the news of the Kangaroo Conservation Center's inclusion on the list.

"If it's because they think it's a place that draws crowds," said Dawson County Sheriff's Maj. Kevin Tanner, "a Wal-Mart is a lot more dangerous than a kangaroo farm."

The report did not identify the 77,069 sites in the federal database but provided examples of, what it called, "curious" assets listed in it: Nix's Check Cashing, the Mule Day Parade in Columbia, Tenn., and Old MacDonald's Petting Zoo in Woodville, Ala., where you can "experience the fuzzy chin of the llama as he eats from your hand," according to its website.

Homeland Security had asked states to submit sites that, if attacked, would result in a "catastrophic" loss of lives or damage to the economy. The lists they got were incomplete and inconsistent, the audit found.

Indiana had identified more sites as potential targets than any other state and 50 percent more than New York. The state of Washington listed 65 national monuments and icons, while Washington, D.C., listed only 37.

Jarrod Agen, a Homeland Security spokesman, said his agency has a different, narrowed-down list of facilities, prioritized according to importance. And when it comes to doling out grant money to states, the database isn't the only source the agency consults, Agen said.

"It is valuable in that it gives us a broad picture of where these assets are throughout the U.S.," he said.

Georgia has 1,514 facilities listed in the database. But Buzz Weiss, a spokesman for Georgia's Office of Homeland Security and Emergency Management Agency, would not identify them, saying the information is classified.

"You wouldn't be incorrect in assuming that any place with a large gathering of people would be on the list," he said. "If you and I sat down and came up with our lists, we'd have a 99 percent match. "

But even Weiss did not know how the kangaroo conservation center ended up there.

"That is something I am totally unfamiliar with. I am not even sure what that is," he said.

The 87-acre center, which boasts the largest collection of the marsupials outside Australia, breeds kangaroos to sell to other zoos. It opened six years ago and has since become one of Dawson County's tourism draws, along with Amicalola Falls State Park and the North Georgia Premium Outlets shopping center on Ga. 400.

Owner Debbie Nelson refused to comment Wednesday when a reporter showed up and was buzzed through the front security gate made of metal fencing and bamboo. The gate seemed intended more to keep prying eyes out and kangaroos in than it did to deter a terrorist attack.

"We do not feel it is appropriate or neccessary to single out individual business facilities on a randomly based list that has no merit," Nelson said in a statement.

The inclusion made no sense to Gordon Pirkle either. He's run the Dawsonville Pool Room for 40 years.

"This seems like the safest place in America to me," he says. "Unless you're a moonshiner, and revenuers give you trouble."
 
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - An indigenous man in Malaysia's Sabah state on Borneo Island was fined a buffalo and a pig for breaking a tribal custom by secretly marrying a second wife, a tribal court official said Wednesday.

The 39-year-old man was asked to compensate his first wife and children with a buffalo and a pig even though he agreed to dissolve the second marriage and return to his first wife and family, Kota Kinabalu Native Court chief William Majimbun told The Associated Press.

The court handles cases only relating to laws of the native indigenous people in Sabah.

Majimbun said the man, whose identity has been withheld, performed the second marriage secretly in a remote village in 2003.

"Indigenous custom doesn't normally punish men who marry a second time, but in this case, he did not get the permission of the first wife," Majimbun said. "The case was handled based on customary laws."

The Star newspaper reported that Native Courts in Sabah's 21 districts function alongside the civil and Islamic Sharia courts, and are presided over by districts chiefs assisted by tribe leaders.

The court allows the state's indigenous Kadazan natives and other smaller tribes to seek redress under ancient tribal customs, which stress more on reconciling fighting parties than meting out punishment, Majimbun said.

"We try to aim for restoring ties, for example if native neighbors are having a dispute we try to settle it, then order the slaughter of one chicken," which may encourage a feasting session, he said.

Grievances regarding issues such as land succession, rights, property inheritance and domestic disputes within the communities were normally be settled in the Native Court.

Less than 5 percent of Malaysia's 26 million people consists of Kadazans and other indigenous people, although they make up the majority in the states of Sabah and Sarawak on Borneo.
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INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - Two inmates have filed a lawsuit against the Indiana Department of Correction to overturn a policy that bars magazines such as Playboy and Hustler.

The lawsuit filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Indianapolis seeks class-action status on behalf of more than 20,000 state prisoners and challenges a policy that went into effect July 1 barring adult magazines and other printed material that depict nudity or sexual content.

The policy could prohibit sexually explicit letters and publications such as National Geographic magazine and daily newspapers, according to the complaint, which said the new rule violates the plaintiffs' civil rights.

"The policy is written so broadly that it includes within its prohibitions such things as personal letters between prisoners and loved ones and much of the world's great literature and art," said the complaint, which was prepared by the American Civil Liberties Union of Indiana.

One of the two plaintiffs named in the complaint is Ernest Tope, 53, an inmate at the Pendleton Correctional Facility near Anderson who is serving a life sentence for murder. He claims he cannot subscribe to the motorcycle magazine Easyriders because it contains partial nudity.

The policy may also may bar books such as steamy novels by the best-selling author Jackie Collins that have been available in the past through the prison library, the lawsuit claims.

Both Tope and the other named plaintiff, murder and auto theft convict Wade Meisberger, 34, challenged the new policy through the prison grievance system but so far been unsuccessful, the complaint said. Meisberger, 34, is held at the Miami Correctional Facility near Peru.

DOC spokeswoman Java Ahmed said agency officials had not yet reviewed the lawsuit and had no comment.
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GOLDEN, British Columbia (AP) - Boo the runaway grizzly bear has returned on his own to his enclosure at a resort, apparently because of the ease of getting food and the end to the mating season, officials said.

After nearly three weeks on the lam after busting out of confinement, the 4-year-old bear ambled back into the 22-acre artificial enclosure Saturday, said Michael Dalzell, sales and marketing director at Kicking Horse Mountain Resort outside this town on the western slope of the Canadian Rockies.

"We believe he came back because he recognizes this as his comfort area and a reliable source of food," Dalzell said Monday.

Resort operators should have plenty of time to figure out how to keep Boo from getting loose again, he said.

"We feel that now that mating season is over, his urge to escape will be minimized," Dalzell said.

Boo escaped twice within two weeks last month, the second time on June 25, when he bashed a nearly 400-pound steel door off its four bolts, destroyed an electrical box while tearing through two electric fences and scrambled over a 12-foot fence anchored with two feet of steel below ground.

Between escapes, resort operators and officials in the provincial Environment Ministry contemplated neutering him, but he made his second getaway before they could act.

"We're working again with the MOE to find a solution," Dalzell said, adding that he couldn't say what solutions were being considered.

The bear has lived in the enclosure since his mother was illegally shot by a hunter in 2002. It's unclear how long he could fend for himself and, being used to humans, would likely be a problem if left to roam, experts said.

Boo's apparent desire for a mate caught his keepers off guard because grizzlies usually don't mature until age 5. Officials said the regular and easy supply of food might have enabled him to mature a year early.

The resort isn't taking any chances and has made the bear enclosure off-limits to visitors, at least for the summer, Dalzell said.
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SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (AP) - No one in the bleachers at the Sioux Falls Canaries game was quite sure what was going on down on the field. They were all quiet, wondering and transfixed on the little old man digging into the batters' box.

The infielders moved up on the grass, giggling, and pitcher looked as uncomfortable as anyone else would have felt.

But to 83-year-old Jim Eriotes, it was serious business.

Eriotes led off Tuesday's game for the Canaries against the St. Joe (Mo.) Blacksnakes and took four big swings - even fouling a pitch off - before striking out.

The at-bat made Eriotes the oldest man to ever play professional baseball. It was his only at-bat in the game.

The record didn't mean much to the Chicago native and former minor leaguer.

"I don't give a damn about that stuff," he said, bothered by his failure to reach base. "If I got a couple more at-bats, I'd get a hit. Easy."

He wasn't kidding.

Eriotes said he had hit pitches thrown harder than the 83-mph fastball he whiffed against Blacksnakes starter Jesen Merle.

He has appeared on the "Today" show and said he has hit pitches near 100 mph - although they were hurled by a pitching machine.

He did admit that stepping into the box with a professional on the mound is a different story.

"He wasn't throwing that hard," he said. "I fouled one off. You can be the best hitter in the world and you might not get a hit if you only get one chance. But it was a great opportunity. It was cool."

Spectators Derek Johnson, 27, already had bought his ticket for the game before knowing about Eriotes. But he said he made sure to arrive on time after hearing about the 83-year-old.

"I could not believe he actually got a piece of one. That's better than I could do," he said.

But Johnson's friend Dean Faynor thought the gimmick was excessive.

"I don't know, man, a real game? That's kind of bush," he said.

Former major leaguer Chad Hermansen made sure the Canaries won. Ralph Santana singled and stole second after Eriotes' at-bat, and Hermansen quickly followed with a two-run homer. He later added a double and another homer as the Canaries defeated the Blacksnakes, 5-3.

Hermansen got a good laugh out of his new, and now former, teammate.

"We didn't really know what to expect until we saw him hanging out in the dugout," Hermansen said. "As long as it didn't affect the game, I guess."

But don't expect to see Eriotes in any senior leagues. He's only interested in facing the best.

"Guys my age, it's no challenge," he said. "They're throwing like, what, 40, 50 mph? I'd rather hit pitches that are 90 mph and feel good about myself. If I could just get four at-bats in the majors, I could get a hit."
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PITTSBURGH (AP) - An 80-year-old man acknowledged Wednesday that he dealt drugs at his house in return for sex with prostitutes. Felix Cocco of Pittsburgh pleaded guilty to charges of possession of a controlled substance, possession with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Police said Cocco had been dealing drugs for nearly a year when he was arrested in November. Officers seized crack cocaine, a digital scale and packaging materials, police said. Authorities said they caught Cocco dealing again in February.

When an Allegheny County judge asked Cocco why he chose a new profession so late in life, Cocco replied, "I was trying to stay alive, your honor - pay my bills."

Cocco's lawyer, Martha Bailor, told the court her client wanted to remain sexually active after his wife died three years ago, and turned to prostitutes.

"He decided it's cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash," she said.

Prosecutors said they would not seek mandatory sentences if the defense agreed to a six-to-18-month jail term.

The judge ordered an evaluation of Cocco's health after Bailor expressed concern about Cocco's vulnerability in jail.

Cocco remains under house arrest while he awaits sentencing scheduled for Oct. 2.
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CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A woman and her father won the three top daily prizes totaling $75,000 in a lottery game - without knowing that either was playing.

Charity Guiddy won two $25,000 prizes on July 4, using a set of family birth dates. That same day, Charity's father, Paul Guiddy, claimed a third $25,000 prize, using the same set of numbers.

He had asked her some time ago if he could use the numbers, which he saw on an old lottery ticket she had left in his car, the West Virginia Lottery said.

"Since he asked about playing my numbers, I thought he might have been the one, but didn't know for sure until I was talking with another relative," Charity Guiddy said Tuesday.

About five years ago, using a different set of numbers, Charity Guiddy won the $25,000 prize as well. Lottery spokeswoman Nancy Bulla said this is the first time the same person has won the game's top prize three times.
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BRISBANE, Australia (AP) - A man appeared in court Wednesday charged with beating up a 79-year-old great-grandmother during a row over a parking space in an east Australian city.

Robert Kenyon, 54, appeared in the Brisbane Magistrates Court charged with the serious assault of a person over 60.

Police claim Kenyon shoved Patricia White in the back after she refused to give up her space at a shopping center in Brisbane last month.

She fell on her face, breaking her nose and snapping two ribs.

Kenyon, who did not enter a plea, was released on bail and ordered to reappear in court on Sept. 9.

His lawyer, Peter Shields, told reporters that Kenyon was "deeply sorry" for the incident.

"People make genuine mistakes and then they are remorseful," he said. "My client is doing everything he can to rectify what was a traumatic situation for all involved."
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OGDEN, Utah (AP) - A police dog that was left in a pickup with the engine running apparently knocked the vehicle into gear and ran down a woman who was walking to her mailbox.

Mary F. Stone, 41, was expected to remain hospitalized with a fractured pelvis and tailbone until at least Friday, said her husband, Paul Stone.

The dog, a German shepherd named Ranger, had been left in the truck while its handler responded to a domestic disturbance call Tuesday, police Lt. Loring Draper said. The truck's engine was on so Ranger would have air conditioning.

Draper said Ranger must have hit the shift on the steering column, putting the automatic transmission into gear. As the truck slowly rolled forward, police officers yelled to Stone, but she couldn't get out of the way in time, he said.

A front and rear tire ran over her. "She had tire marks on her clothes," her husband said.

The truck then went through the Stones' yard and struck a vehicle in the driveway.

Draper said police were trying to determine if there might have been some malfunction that would have allowed the gear shift to be moved easily.
 
ALOHA, Ore. (AP) -- An Oregon woman was looking for love in all the wrong places when she called 911 wanting a "cute" sheriff's deputy to return to her house.

Lorna Jeanne Dudash succeeded in getting a date - in court, that is.

After her neighbors reported a noise complaint, two Washington County sheriff's deputies knocked on Dudash's door.

When they left, Dudash dialed 911 in a desperate attempt to get the deputy she described to dispatchers as "a cutie pie" to return.

The dispatcher repeatedly asked why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

Dudash's response: "Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, okay? I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again."

The deputy returned and arrested Dudash for misusing 911. She now faces a $6,000 fine and up to a year in jail.
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DENVER (AP) - Beer company executive, chief commercial pitcher and former Senate candidate Pete Coors confirmed Thursday he was cited in May for driving under the influence of alcohol after leaving a friend's wedding celebration.

"I made a mistake," Coors said in a prepared statement. "I should have planned ahead for a ride. For years, I've advocated the responsible use of our company's products. That's still my message, and our company's message, and it's the right message.

"I am sorry that I didn't follow it myself."

The citation, first reported by The Denver Post, happened in Golden, the longtime hometown of the Adolph Coors Co. just west of Denver. The company has since become the Molson Coors Brewing Co. (TAP) after a 2005 merger.

Coors was driving a 2004 Jaguar when he was pulled over by a Colorado State Patrol trooper just before midnight May 29, according to officials in the Jefferson County District Court clerk's office.

He was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence and cited for failing to obey a traffic control device.

Coors rolled through a stop sign a block from his home and was stopped by the officer in his driveway, company spokeswoman Kabira Hatland said. She said his blood-alcohol content following a breath test was 0.088 percent, above the legal limit of 0.08 percent.

Coors is driving with a 60-day provisional license, Hatland said. A hearing before motor vehicles department officials is scheduled for Friday.

Coors, 59, also faces a July 20 arraignment.

Coors took over as president of his family's company in 1987 and in 2000 was named chief executive of the brewer, which has 8,500 employees and rang up $4 billion in sales in 2003.

Coors, a tall, silver-haired figure familiar to many as the face of the Coors television ads, was a political novice in 2004 when he decided to seek the Senate seat being given up by Republican Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell. He won the GOP primary but was defeated in the 2004 general election by Democrat Ken Salazar.
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HONOLULU (AP) - Junior Stowers raised his hands and exclaimed, "Thank you, Jesus!" in court last month when he was acquitted by a jury of abusing his son.

But his joy was short-lived when Circuit Judge Patrick Border held him in contempt of court for the "outburst" and threw him in jail.

Stowers, 47, sat in the courtroom and a cellblock for about six hours until the judge granted him a hearing on the contempt charge and released him.

The judge at a July 7 hearing dropped the contempt charge, a petty misdemeanor that carries up to 30 days in jail.

Stowers couldn't be reached for comment. But his attorney in the contempt case, Deputy Public Defender Susan Arnett, said he wasn't treated fairly.

"I don't think there's anything about saying 'Thank you, Jesus' that rises to the level of contemptuous behavior in this case," she told The Honolulu Advertiser.

Stowers is a devoutly religious man active in his church who spontaneously expressed his thanks to the higher power in which he believed, she said.

Family members and Stowers' pastor at Assembly of God Church, Iakopo Sale, who watched from the gallery were "very upset that those words could land somebody in jail," Arnett said.

Border declined to comment but indicated the court minutes reflected his actions. The minutes showed he found Stowers'"nonverbal gestures and outbursts to be disruptive and improper regardless of content."

Court minutes said Border later dropped the charge because he realized Stowers' trial lawyer, Deputy Public Defender Carmel Kwock, did not have time to tell Stowers the judge had ordered both sides not to show emotion when the verdict was announced.

Stowers, of Honolulu, was charged with hitting his 15-year-old son with a broomstick in January. The misdemeanor charge of abusing a household member carries a sentence of up to a year in jail. Stowers was free on a $1,000 bond.

During the trial last month, the boy recanted his earlier statements that his father hit him, according to court records.

The boy instead testified his brother had hit him with a car door, a story verified by the brother in court.

Just before the verdict was announced on June 29, Border called city Deputy Prosecutor Sean Sanada and Kwock to the bench and told them he didn't want a show of emotion by either side, according to a defense request to dismiss the contempt charge.

When Stowers made his remarks after the verdict was announced, the judge told him, "There will (be) no more of that," the papers said.

Stowers asked to approach the bench and apologize, but the judge told him he could not and ordered him to remain in the courtroom, the defense request said.
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CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. (AP) - A nude sunbather is suing for the right to bask "au naturel" with his rat terrier, Cheekies, at his side. The plaintiff, former bodybuilder Mark DelCore, says he needs Cheekies with him because he suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder.

He says sunbathing is a balm for a skin condition he developed after exposure to World Trade Center toxins while leaving a lower Manhattan gym.

Those are the arguments DelCore presents in his suit, filed in federal court in Central Islip.

DelCore, of Forest Hills, Queens, favors a "clothing optional" beach near Kismet, on Fire Island. But officials at the Fire Island National Seashore say Cheekies is not welcome.

The park allows only guide dogs on its swimming beaches. DelCore says his dog's healing presence qualifies him as a "service dog."
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BAR HARBOR, Maine (AP) - An eastern Maine lobsterman caught a lobster this week that looks like it's half-cooked.

The lobster caught by Alan Robinson in Dyer's Bay that is a typical mottled green on one side; the other side is a shade of orange that looks cooked.

Robinson, of Steuben, donated the lobster to the Mount Desert Oceanarium. Staff members say the odds or finding a half-and-half lobster are 1 in 50 million to 100 million. By comparison, the odds of finding a blue lobster are about 1 in a million.

Robinson, who has been fishing for more than 20 years, said he didn't know what to think when he spotted the odd creature in his trap.

"I thought somebody was playing a joke on me," Robinson said. "Once I saw what it was ... it was worth seeing."

Bette Spurling, who works at the oceanarium, said lobster shells are usually a blend of the three primary colors: red, yellow and blue. Those colors mix to form the greenish-brown color of most lobsters. This lobster, though, has no blue in half of its shell, she said.

Bernard Arseneau, a former manager at the oceanarium's lobster hatchery, said lobsters also have a growth pattern in which the two sides develop independently of each other.

The oceanarium has received only three two-toned lobsters in its 35 years of existence, staff members said.
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ROSEVILLE, Mich. - An 11-year-old girl was attacked by an elementary school classmate while riding a school bus because of her good grades in an assault that was caught on videotape, authorities said.

Macomb County Prosecutor Eric Smith said the classmate, also 11, had bullied the victim for several months at Alumni Memorial Elementary School in the Detroit suburb of Roseville. On June 8, as their bus was about to drop them off, the classmate jumped from her seat and began to strike the victim with both fists, Smith said.

"Eventually, the girl asked the mother if she could fail a test to avoid being beat up," Smith told The Detroit News for a Friday story. The incident was caught by the school bus surveillance camera. Names of those involved weren't released.

"You can clearly see on the video the first few punches being thrown before the crowd of students stands up and blocks out the rest of it," said Jim Langtry, a spokesman for the prosecutor's office.

The classmate was charged Monday as a juvenile with assault, a misdemeanor punishable by up to 93 days in custody.

Joseph Steenland, president of the Roseville Community Schools Board of Education, told The Macomb Daily of Mount Clemens that one or both of the students was disciplined, but he was not aware of the details of the discipline.

"It's disturbing any time you see anyone pummel someone else like that," he said.

The victim would feign illness so she could be sent home from school to avoid being attacked, Langtry said. He said the mother talked with school administrators but the bullying only got worse.
 
SEATTLE (Reuters) - Police are on the lookout for members of a machete-wielding gang in angry clown make-up after a rampage of robbery and violence that left nearly two dozen people injured in a park in western Washington state.
The group, who said they were "juggalos," devotees of the Detroit-based rap-metal group Insane Clown Posse, attacked and robbed visitors to Fort Steilacoom Park while shouting "Woo, woo, juggalo!" to each other, according to court documents.

Prosecutors in Pierce County south of Seattle charged three people with assault and robbery last week, but police in the City of Lakewood said they are searching for another eight to 10 suspects who took part.

According to police reports, some members of the gang wore black hooded sweatshirts or clown make-up and told victims they would "cut their heads off" with machetes. They stole cash, wallets and cell phones, the reports said.

"We don't see too many attacks like this," said Lakewood police Lt. Dave Guttu.

Juggalos often dress in black and wear clown face paint.
 
Paralyzed Man Uses Thoughts to Move a Cursor
The New York Times
By ANDREW POLLACK
Published: July 13, 2006

A paralyzed man with a small sensor implanted in his brain was able to control a computer, a television set and a robot using only his thoughts, scientists reported yesterday.
Those results offer hope that in the future, people with spinal cord injuries, Lou Gehrig’s disease or other conditions that impair movement may be able to communicate or better control their world.

“If your brain can do it, we can tap into it,” said John P. Donoghue, a professor of neuroscience at Brown University who has led development of the system and was the senior author of a report on it being published in today’s issue of the journal Nature.

In a variety of experiments, the first person to receive the implant, Matthew Nagle, moved a cursor, opened e-mail, played a simple video game called Pong and drew a crude circle on the screen. He could change the channel or volume on a television set, move a robot arm somewhat, and open and close a prosthetic hand.

Although his cursor control was sometimes wobbly, the basic movements were not hard to learn.

“I pretty much had that mastered in four days,” Mr. Nagle, 26, said in a telephone interview from the New England Sinai Hospital and Rehabilitation Center in Stoughton, Mass. He said the implant did not cause any pain.

Mr. Nagle, a former high school football star in Weymouth, Mass., was paralyzed below the shoulders after being stabbed in the neck during a melee at a beach in July 2001. He said he had not been involved in starting the brawl and did not even know what had sparked it. The man who stabbed him is now serving 10 years in prison, he said.

Implants like the one he received had previously worked in monkeys. There have also been some tests of a simpler sensor implant in people, as well as systems using electrodes outside the scalp. And Mr. Nagle has talked before about his experience.

But the paper in Nature is the first peer-reviewed publication of an experiment in people with a more sophisticated implant, able to monitor many more brain neurons than earlier devices. The paper helps “shift the notion of such ‘implantable neuromotor prosthetics’ from science fiction towards reality,” Stephen H. Scott, professor of anatomy and cell biology at Queen’s University in Ontario, wrote in a commentary in the journal.

The sensor measures 4 millimeters by 4 millimeters — less than a fifth of an inch long and wide — and contains 100 tiny electrodes. The device was implanted in the area of Mr. Nagle’s motor cortex responsible for arm movement and was connected to a pedestal that protruded from the top of his skull.

When the device was to be used, technicians plugged a cable connected to a computer into the pedestal. So Mr. Nagle was directly wired to a computer, somewhat like a character in the “Matrix” movies.

Mr. Nagle would then imagine moving his arm to hit various targets. The implanted sensor eavesdropped on the electrical signals emitted by neurons in his motor cortex as they controlled the imaginary arm movement.

Obstacles must be overcome, though, before brain implants become practical. For one thing, the electrodes’ ability to detect brain signals begins to deteriorate after several months, for reasons not fully understood. In addition, the implant would ideally transmit signals wirelessly out of the brain, doing away with the permanent hole in the head and the accompanying risk of infection. Further, the testing involving Mr. Nagle required recalibration of the system each day, a task that took technicians about half an hour.

Still, scientists said the study was particularly important because it showed that the neurons in Mr. Nagle’s motor cortex were still active years after they had last had a role to play in moving his arms.

The implant system, known as the BrainGate, is being developed by Cyberkinetics Neurotechnology Systems Inc. of Foxborough, Mass. The company is now testing the system in three other people, who remain anonymous: one with a spinal cord injury, one with Lou Gehrig’s disease and one who had a brain stem stroke.

Timothy R. Surgenor, president and chief executive, said Cyberkinetics hoped to have an implant approved for marketing as early as 2008 or 2009. Dr. Donoghue, the chief developer, is co-founder and chief scientist of Cyberkinetics. Some of the paper’s other authors work at the company, while still others are from academic or medical institutions including Massachusetts General Hospital.
 
TOKYO (AP) - The Japan Sumo Association on Sunday ordered a Russian wrestler to sit out three bouts for assaulting two photographers after losing a fractious bout the day before.

The JSA ordered Roho, an upper division wrestler ranked three slots below the sport's topmost tiers, to sit out three bouts starting Sunday for his actions, association spokesman Muragoro Takasago said.

The incident took place after Roho's bout on Saturday with ozeki Chiyotaikai. The pair glared at one another and exchanged words after the ozeki forced the Russian grappler out of the ring with a move that sent both wrestlers tumbling into the seats

Following the match, Roho slapped a pair of newspaper photographers in the dressing room, association spokesman Takahiro Ishii said.

JSA Chairman Kitanoumi had already warned both wrestlers over their conduct on the ring Saturday evening, Ishii said. Sunday's punishment is solely for the assault, he added.

The Russian, who also injured his hand punching out a window in the locker room, will have three losses recorded against his record for the tournament as a result of the punishment, association spokesman Tsuyoshi Nomura said. His record stood at 4-3 after Saturday's bouts.
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PASADENA, Calif. (AP) — CBS (CBS) is enlisting eggs in its scramble to attract viewers.
The CBS logo and slogans promoting the TV network and its series will appear along with coded expiration dates on eggs sold by grocers — just another promotional measure in the competitive world of television.

More than 35 million eggs will be marked with phrases such as "CSI: Crack the Case on CBS" and "The Class, New Grade-A CBS Comedy" as part of a deal between the CBS Marketing Group and EggFusion, an egg-coding company.

The campaign will begin in September, when the fall TV season begins, CBS said Saturday at a meeting of the Television Critics Association.

The campaign is part of what the network is calling its "Outernet strategy," an effort to reach viewers "outside their homes as they go about their daily lives," the network said in a statement.

EggFusion, based in Deerfield, Ill., will use laser technology to create the expiration dates and "On-Egg Messaging," the release said.

Other networks have tried offbeat ways to attract viewers, such as putting messages about shows in public restrooms or, for ABC's Desperate Housewives, using dry-cleaning bags to promote the series.
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SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - It could be magic for some, but the use of loud Barry Manilow music to drive away late-night revelers from a suburban Sydney park is getting on the nerves of nearby residents.

In a move reminiscent of U.S. efforts to drive former Panama strongman Manuel Noriega from the Vatican Embassy where he took refuge in 1989, the local council in Rockdale, in Sydney's southern suburbs, started a six-month trial of high-volume hits by Manilow and Doris Day to chase away car enthusiasts who were gathering on weekend nights at Cook Park Reserve.

"Barry's our secret weapon," Rockdale Deputy Mayor Bill Saravinovski told The Daily Telegraph newspaper, four weeks after the start of the effort. "It seems to be working."

But some people living near the park are less than enthralled. They say the barrage of "Copacabana,""Could It Be Magic" and "Que Sera Sera," blasting from 9 p.m. to midnight every Friday, Saturday and Sunday is driving them crazy.

"I don't know how I will cope," said Moya Dunn, describing how the songs have invaded her house. "I just can't sleep when it's on, and to think there's going to be another six months of this."

Officials have given in a little, agreeing to turn down the volume a bit after residents complained.

"The initial reaction was that they found it irritating," Saravinovski said. "I'm not disputing what the residents are saying. I can't swallow some of the tracks like 'Mandy.'

"We have tried to reduce the sound and we are reviewing the songs. I don't mind Barry Manilow, but I'm more of an ABBA and Celine Dion fan."

In 1989, U.S. soldiers blasted hard rock music and news bulletins about Panama at the Vatican Embassy in Panama City in attempt to drive Gen. Noriega from refuge there. The Vatican complained, and U.S. troops stopped the noise. Noriega later surrendered.
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NEW YORK (AP) - When Anthony Digiosaffatte and Paul Villanueva laundered the money nabbed in a bank robbery, authorities say, they took the literal approach - sticking some of the cash in a washing machine to cleanse it of red dye from a special pack that exploded during the heist.

According to criminal complaints, the men stole $65,000 at gunpoint from a bank in Queens on Tuesday.

Referring to the packs of dye banks use to foil robbers by making stolen money unusable, Digiosaffatte told the tellers, "No dye packs," the complaints say.

No such luck. Authorities say that as the men were making off with the loot, a pack exploded, spraying much of the cash with red dye. The pair dropped about $30,000 on the sidewalk outside the bank, officials said, while more was left behind in the getaway car.

Digiosaffatte, 51, and Villanueva, 37, then checked in to a motel, where authorities say they stuck the money in mesh laundry bags used to wash delicate clothing.

"They must've washed it many times because the bills were washed out and looked worn down," said Sgt. Robert Young, commander of the FBI and New York Police Department's Joint Bank Robbery Task Force.

Using pictures of people arrested in the area who matched the robbers' descriptions, authorities caught up with Digiosaffatte and Villanueva, who were arrested on Thursday.

The men were ordered held without bail at their arraignment on Friday.
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SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - A man caught with six eggs from endangered species in his underwear as he was preparing to fly to Bangkok was fined 25,000 Australian dollars ($20,000) Monday by a judge who rejected his claim that he only wanted to surprise his girlfriend.

Wayne Frederick Floyd pleaded guilty in February to exporting regulated native specimens without a permit or exemption, an offense that carries a maximum 10-year prison sentence.

Although Judge Martin Sides called it a commercial venture, he said he didn't mandate jail time because the eggs had come from a collection of birds at Floyd's home and hadn't been taken from the wild.

Floyd was about to board a flight from Sydney to Bangkok, Thailand, last November when a customs officer frisked him and noticed a suspicious bulge around his groin, the New South Wales District Court was told. A strip search revealed six eggs hidden inside a stocking in his underwear.

The judge rejected Floyd's claim that he was trying to take the eggs overseas "to surprise his girlfriend."

Two of the eggs never hatched. The others contained two gang gang cockatoos and two galahs, both listed under the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species, which includes species facing extinction unless trade in them is controlled. A galah or cockatoo egg can fetch tens of thousands of dollars when sold overseas.
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ROSWELL, N.M. (AP) - Ross Savedra fought aliens to rescue his girlfriend, then popped the question in an out-of-this-world proposal. Savedra, 32, staged his elaborate proposal Sunday afternoon for Ariana Ash, 23, with the help for family members and Roswell's UFO Museum.

Savedra and Ash were touring the museum when a silver-suited, masked alien from an exhibit called "alien autopsy" suddenly abducted Ash from in front of a group of tourists. Savedra dashed through the crowd, fought two aliens and rescued her.

Then he dropped to his knees, presented her a ring and asked her to marry him.

They embraced in a cloud of shiny colored confetti tossed by onlookers and were applauded by tourists who had been tipped off by the aliens - Ash's brother-in-law and stepfather.

"By the way, everyone, she said yes," Julie Shuster, the museum's director, announced over the sound system.

Savedra, a Roswell native, chose the museum for his proposal because of its uniqueness. Shuster said it was a first for the museum.

"She's always calling me her alien man," Savedra said of his fiance.

Savedra and Ash, of Albuquerque, have been seeing each other for about three years.

Ash's family traveled secretly to Roswell to witness the proposal after a month of planning beforehand.

Her mother, Margie Farrar, and sister Naomi sneaked through the museum behind the couple, waiting for them to get to the alien autopsy display, and working to keep Naomi's young daughter from getting a glimpse of Ash and yelling for her.

"It was fun," said alien Nick Caffey, Ash's brother-in-law.

"It was great," said the other alien, John Farrar, her stepfather.

Ash had celebrated her birthday in Roswell, but her family couldn't let her know they were in town, Farrar said.

"We had to call her on our cell phones, even though we were in the same hotel, upstairs," he said.
 
If the lasers for the CBS eggs are turned up too strong, will they be cooked? I'll have them with bacon and hash browns, please.
 
PEWAUKEE, Wis. (AP) - A small monkey made its way into a woman's home but disappeared into a nearby marsh when an officer tried to corral it, authorities said Monday.

The monkey remained on the loose, said Det. Jake Bernotas of the Pewaukee Police Department.

Police were investigating a burglary when a woman in the same condominium complex reported that she saw a monkey in the rear of her residence.

She said she first heard a commotion around 3 a.m. Monday and thought it was a raccoon. Later that morning she heard a screeching so she pulled out binoculars and spotted the monkey.

Police had received no calls about a missing animal, Bernotas said.
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GREENWICH, Conn. - Annoyed by the mess that geese leave on town beaches and park lawns, the town has hired a company to harass them until they move elsewhere.

Geese Relief, a Norwalk-based company, is receiving $5,000 under a preliminary contract, and town officials are drawing up a full-year pact.

Company owner Chris Santopietro's border collies have spent the past few weeks finding and chasing the Canadian geese out of town parks and off beaches. The work will take place nearly year-round, except in winter's coldest months.

The idea is to harass the geese until they return to Long Island Sound.

"You have to be more persistent than the geese and it's not a quick cure - it's an ongoing thing," Santopietro told The Greenwich Time.

Last year, Greenwich started using border collies to control the non-migratory Canadian geese. But the college students in charge of the dogs returned to school, so the town decided to hire the company as a longer-term solution.

"We want them indoctrinated, to continually think that they're not safe here," Town Conservation Director Denise Savageau said of the geese.
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FULDA, Minn. (AP) - It's probably not a good idea to switch drivers while the vehicle is moving.

The State Patrol said three young people were in a Chrysler Town and Country minivan on U.S. Highway 59 on Monday when they tried to switch drivers while the cruise control was set.

During the exchange, the van went out of control and overturned, sliding into a ditch. The van was totaled.

The driver, 19, was airlifted to a hospital with possible internal injuries. Two passengers were sent to another hospital with head injuries.
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LONDON (AP) - A British Court of Appeal judge on Tuesday ordered a trial to settle a dispute between distributors of "The Jerry Springer Show" and a company claiming the program became too strong for local tastes.

In effect, the Court of Appeal ordered a Commercial Court judge to watch samples of the show.

Flextech Television, which provides 10 channels of programming for British cable operator NTL Inc. (NTLI), contends that it was entitled to cancel its "Springer" deal with Universal Studios International because it became impossible to air some episodes without violating British broadcasting rules.

Flextech entered into a contract in 1998 which committed it to "Springer" as long as the show was running in the United States. By 2001, Flextech contends, the "vast majority" of episodes contained content which was unsuitable for daytime viewing and which did not comply with the Independent Television Commission code.

Universal insists the content changed little over the years.

In his ruling on Tuesday, Lord Justice David Neuberger referred the case to the Queen's Bench Commercial Division of the High Court for trial.

Neuberger said it was up to a trial judge to decide whether content had changed enough to amount to a breach of contract.

"It must be necessary for the judge who determines such issues to see at least some of the episodes of the two series (although I would strongly encourage the parties to agree a sensible basis upon which the trial judge can reach a conclusion on the two ultimate issues without having to view anything like the totality of all the episodes of both series)," he wrote.

Lawyers say the total runs some 400 hours.
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MONROE, Conn. (AP) - A 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting his wife with a carrot, causing her to lose sight in one eye. Roderick Vecsey is charged with second-degree assault and disorderly conduct.

Pamela Vecsey, 46, underwent six hours of surgery after being hit in the left eye with the vegetable Saturday night, but doctors were not able to restore her vision, prosecutor Stephanie Damiani said.

The couple was arguing when Roderick Vecsey tossed the carrot, Damiani said.

Roderick Vecsey told Judge Patrick Carroll that it was a terrible accident, and was advised to remain silent.

The judge set a hearing for Thursday. Vecsey is currently free after posting $500 bond.
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FARMINGTON HILLS, Mich. (AP) - A man's idea of a joke, putting a pet 6-foot boa constrictor in his mailbox to startle a mail carrier, could bring him time behind bars.

"It was an incredibly stupid practical joke that wasn't funny," said James R. Mell, 31, an auto mechanic from the Detroit suburb of Farmington Hills.

Mell put the snake in his mailbox July 7, The Detroit News said.

"I thought it was funny. Looking back on it, it isn't, and it wasn't," he said.

On Monday, federal prosecutors charged Mell with obstructing the delivery of the U.S. mail. The charge carries a penalty of up to six months in prison.

Postal carrier Nakeema Anderson was making her rounds when she opened Mell's mailbox and faced the snake, court records say.

"Anderson reported observing a white male in the driveway laughing," said a report from U.S. postal inspector Andrew Gottfried.

Mell wrote a letter apologizing to Anderson and said he hoped that would settle the matter.

"It was something stupid that a 10-year-old would do, and I'm sorry," Mell said.

The pet snake is not poisonous, does not bite and has tiny teeth, the newspaper said.

"It will only strike at something that it can actually eat," Mell said.
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YPSILANTI TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - A 5-year-old boy hopped behind the wheel of a sport utility vehicle and drove it several blocks looking for his mother following an argument with his grandmother, authorities said.

The child was not injured in his short drive last Wednesday, and his grandmother's 2004 Cadillac Escalade was stopped without incident.

The boy, whose full name wasn't released, started the truck, cranked up the stereo and stood on the driver's seat to see over the steering wheel, Washtenaw County Sheriff's Cmdr. Dave Egeler told The Ann Arbor News.

The boy told sheriff's deputies he was "looking for his mommy," police reports said. He was not expected to face any charges.

A motorist called police to report that her vehicle was nearly struck by an SUV that appeared to be driven by a child. Egeler said an off-duty deputy also noticed the boy and pulled him from the vehicle before he drove any farther.

The boy and his grandmother, who is his custodial guardian, got into an argument at their home in Ypsilanti Township, Egeler said. He grabbed the car keys and was told to drop them, authorities said, but took off after the grandmother became distracted by her infant granddaughter.

Ypsilanti Township is located about 30 miles west of Detroit.
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PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A customer at a city grocery tackled an armed robber and beat him with a can of applesauce when he refused to drop his gun, police said.

The suspect shot himself in the head during the struggle, and passed out after the 66-year-old customer administered four blows to the head with the Mott's applesauce.

"Finally, the guy passes out," said Det. Curtis Matthews. "There's blood everywhere - on the floor, all over."

About 15 customers were in Gomez Grocery in the city's East Germantown section when the gunman walked in Sunday afternoon, jumped atop a small freezer and pointed the gun at store owner Eddie Gomez, police said.

Customer Thomas Santana, who is 5-foot-4, grabbed the 6-foot-1 gunman from behind when he was on the freezer, and with help from Gomez knocked him down.

The suspect, 23-year-old Thomas Reyes, was in stable condition at a hospital, and was expected to be charged with attempted murder, attempted robbery and other charges, authorities said.
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FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) - Alaska U.S. Sen. Lisa Murkowski had the home river advantage. She caught a 63-pound king salmon in the 11th annual Kenai River Classic, the biggest catch among the nine senators who took part in the annual fundraiser July 6-10 for conservation of habitat along the Kenai River.

Participants included Sen. Mike Enzi, R-Wyo.

BP Vice President Peggy Hudson caught the largest fish, a 67-pound king. The event raised about $800,000.

Alaska's other U.S. senator, Ted Stevens, and Gov. Frank Murkowski co-hosted this year's event. It drew about 200 people, many of them lobbyists and executives from major U.S. industries.

Others senators attending this year were Kit Bond of Missouri, Thad Cochran of Mississippi, Larry Craig of Idaho, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, Pat Roberts of Kansas and John Sununu of New Hampshire. All are Republicans. No House members attended.

Ricky Gease, executive director of the Kenai River Sportfishing Association, said genetic samples from the largest three kings caught showed they all came from eggs spawned in 1999 and all had spent one year in the gravel, one year in freshwater and five years in saltwater.
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SUFFOLK - A naked man clutching a pigeon was arrested over the weekend after beating the bird against a car.

Two Whaleyville residents had just pulled into their driveway Friday night when Juan Lopez, 30, of Kellam Road in Virginia Beach came up and repeatedly pounded the pigeon on the car, police said. The people got out of the car and went to a neighbor's house, where they called the police.

After a short chase, police caught Lopez in nearby woods.

"I'm not sure whether he's mentally disturbed or under the influence of narcotics, but he was obviously having some sort of issue that night," said Lt. Debbie George, Suffolk Police Department spokeswoman.

Police discovered that Lopez had destroyed two of the home?owners' bird cages, freeing 15 small chickens and four pigeons. He killed four birds, George said.

Lopez was treated at Sentara Obici Hospital for cuts and scratches. He's charged with burglary, destruction of property, and larceny of poultry.
 
DETROIT (AP) - An online game that poked fun at the FBI's hunt for Jimmy Hoffa's remains was shut down after a Florida-based discount airline received dozens of complaints from customers who felt the flight promotion was distasteful.

Spirit Airlines launched "The Hunt for Hoffa" on Tuesday, based on the unsuccessful search for the remains of the missing Teamsters president at a Milford Township farm. But hours after the game debuted, it was stopped and the promotion was changed to "Happy Sale."

"We never set out to offend anybody," Spirit spokeswoman Lynne Koreman told The Detroit News. "It was done all in good fun and topical humor. We got a couple of dozen complaints. Some people thought it was in bad taste."

The Miramar, Fla.-based airline promoted the game on its Web site with the teaser, "Help us find Hoffa with our Hunt for Hoffa game and enjoy fares from just $39 each way."

The point of the game was to dig for Hoffa's body by clicking grids, mirroring the massive effort at the Detroit-area horse farm in May. Hoffa disappeared 31 years ago.

Winners were taken to another site that read "You found Hoffa!" and thanked them for helping the National Spirit Sale Center find the missing union leader.

A University of Detroit Mercy marketing professor was among those who didn't think the promotion was such a good idea.

"It's marketing run amok," said professor Michael Bernacchi. "It's a wonderfully creative idea gone wrong. This was a bad bet from the beginning. It was a high risk with a low reward potential. They needed to do their homework."
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SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - A driver stranded on a remote stretch of Australian highway Wednesday tried to summon help by playing dead in the middle of the road, a police officer said.

A woman who was driving with her two children spotted the man and had to swerve to avoid hitting him, said Doug Backhouse, a detective with the Western Australia state police.

"She drove around the body - which didn't move at all - and got to the nearest phone," Backhouse said.

Local police arrived with an ambulance and found the man alive and well, but with car troubles.

"The best way he thought to get a vehicle to stop was to lay down in the middle of the road and pretend to be dead," Backhouse said, adding that the man didn't think anyone would stop if he were standing up.

Police said they told the man that lying in the road was "a stupid thing to do," but didn't charge him with any offense.

The incident occurred near Esperance, about 450 miles southeast of the state capital, Perth.
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - A bail bondsman has lost his license after state regulators heard accusations that he had asked for sex instead of money to get women or their relatives out of jail.

The Arkansas Professional Bail Bondsman Licensing Board took the action against Billy Kennedy of Colt, in northeast Arkansas, on Monday after the hearing accusations by six women.

Kennedy, 46, denied the allegations and declined to comment after the hearing.

Veronica Crumley said she hired Kennedy to post her $20,000 bond after she was arrested in October. She said she made two payments, and had sex with Kennedy four or five times. "If I didn't have sex, I'd go back to jail," she told the board.

Kennedy, who owns an upholstery shop, was employed by Bryce's Bail Bonding Inc. and worked for the company about three years, posting 200 to 300 bonds a year, officials said. He was suspended in May without pay when the company learned he was under investigation.
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RENO, Nev. - Reno firefighters didn't have to go far to answer an early morning fire alarm - it was in their own station.

When the crew at Station 14 was awakened by the alarm around 2 a.m. Tuesday, they found one of their own engines on fire.

A motorist on a nearby freeway had noticed smoke coming from Station 14 in southeast Reno and called 911, officials said.

Capt. John Ewald and three other firefighters on duty moved other trucks and equipment out of the station, then fought the blaze with a brush truck and extinguishers until help arrived.

Officials said the fire was confined to the truck and equipment storage area. The cost of losing the engine truck and the damage to the building was estimated at $800,000.

Chief Paul Wagner praised the crew for its efforts, noting they saved more than $600,000 in fire trucks alone.

Investigators believe the fire started in the 10-year-old engine. The truck will be examined to try to determine the exact cause, officials said.
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MELVILLE, N.Y. - Police arrested a man accused of firing a rifle in his backyard while calling in to a syndicated radio show.

Thomas Young, 30, was arrested around 10 a.m. Tuesday after he fired five shots into woods near his home, Suffolk County police said. He admitted he fired the rifle while on the air with the hosts of the "Opie & Anthony Show," police said.

The show once aired a live account of people having sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral.

Young was charged with discharging a firearm in a prohibited area, a misdemeanor. Police confiscated the rifle.

CBS Radio dumped the radio show after the August 2002 cathedral sex prank. The show, which later moved to satellite radio, recently returned to terrestrial radio and now airs in New York, Philadelphia, Boston and other markets.

A man who lives near Young told police he heard gunfire about 7 a.m. and his son told him he heard Young on the radio show saying he was "going outside to kill a tree," police said. Young claimed he shot the rifle into the woods behind his Huntington house so he wouldn't injure anyone, police said, but it's against town law to shoot a rifle in unauthorized areas.

A telephone message left at Young's home seeking comment was not immediately returned Tuesday night.
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EASTON, Conn. (AP) - The executive chef at a popular grocery store was arrested after police said he beat a fellow chef because her appetizers were cold.

George Llorens, 60, turned himself in Saturday. He was charged with third-degree assault and released on $10,000 bond. He is due back in Bridgeport Superior Court July 31.

Chef Pascaline Pruvost told police that she and Llorens were at a home making food for a wedding when Llorens allegedly yelled at her about her food preparation. Llorens swore at Pruvost and punched her in the face and head, police said. Pruvost said he grabbed and bruised her arms when she raised them to defend herself.

Reached at work Wednesday, Llorens declined comment.

Pruvost said she waited to call police because she did not want to ruin the wedding.

"Thirty-four years of friendship goes down the drain, but I had to tell police, nobody has the right to hit somebody else," Pruvost told the Connecticut Post.

Llorens is executive chef at Stew Leonard's, which has stores in Danbury, Norwalk and Yonkers, N.Y.

Stew Leonard's spokeswoman Meghan Flynn said she was unaware of the incident, which did not happen at a store-sponsored event. Llorens still works for the store.
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GREENCASTLE, Ind. (AP) - A consonant-loving thief has police and business owners baffled after dozens of Rs were stolen from signs around the community.

"We've lost our Rs. And we want them back," said Randall Jones, president of Headley Hardware.

The weekend caper targeted gas stations, restaurants, repair shops and medical offices in the city of 10,000 people about 40 miles west of Indianapolis.

The thief also nabbed half a dozen letters from a lighted marquee in front of a National Guard post.

"I don't know if they think it's a joke, but to me it's just theft," said National Guard Sgt. Robert Lamb. "I just think it's disturbing."

Putnam Inn manager Jane Hansen isn't sure how the thief climbed more than 6 feet off the ground to take Rs from a sign in front of her motel.

"Whoever's doing it needs to put their talents to something more constructive," she said.

Greencastle Police said they've been notified about the stolen letters, but many business owners are choosing not to file reports.
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CLEVELAND (AP) - It's Cleveland vs. Fiji in a war of water and words. Fiji Water, based in Los Angeles and a favorite of Hollywood celebrities, has angered Clevelanders with a new national advertisement that pokes fun at the city that's tried for decades to overcome a muddied reputation when it comes to h20.

"The label says Fiji because it's not bottled in Cleveland," says the full-page ad running in magazines such as Esquire.

After seeing the ad, public utilities director Julius Ciaccia ordered the bottled water tested.

The results: 6.31 micrograms of arsenic per liter in the Fiji bottle, said Cleveland water quality manager Maggie Rodgers. Cleveland tap water as well as bottled brands Aquafina, Dasani and Evian had no measurable arsenic.

"Before you take a cheap shot at somebody, know what you're talking about," said Cleveland water commissioner J. Christopher Nielson.

Fiji president Edward Cochran grew up near Cleveland. He said the ad was his idea and his hometown needs to lighten up.

"It is only a joke," he said. "We had to pick some town."

Cochran said Cleveland's tests were not independent and his company's analysis shows Fiji's arsenic levels never exceed 2 micrograms per liter.

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, which regulates municipal water supplies, and the Food and Drug Administration, which regulates bottled water, allow up to 10 micrograms per liter.

In the ad, Fiji says its water comes from a natural artesian aquifer in the Pacific islands, where it is preserved and protected from external elements.

Bill Stern, chief operating officer of Cleveland-based Stern Advertising, said the Fiji ad refers to an old stereotype about the city, which years ago was known for steel mill fed pollution and a dirty river that once caught fire.

Stern, who developed a "Believe in Cleveland" campaign promoting the city, said he was a Fiji Water fan until the ad.

"I had my own version of the Boston Tea Party," he said, "pouring it down the sink."
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WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) - A New Zealand policewoman has been censured for some unauthorized "undercover" work - a stint moonlighting as a prostitute - but is being allowed to keep her day job after giving up the night duties.

While prostitution is legal in New Zealand and police are allowed to take approved second jobs, a top officer said sex work and police work don't mix.

The policewoman had worked for a limited time as a prostitute in the northern city of Auckland before her clandestine activity was uncovered, police said. Her name and rank have not been made public.

Police media communications manager Jon Neilson said he understood the officer had taken up "secondary employment due to financial difficulties," but had not sought police approval to work in the sex industry.

She has been counseled over the matter, which "under police procedures .... amounts to a censure," said Deputy Police Commissioner Lyn Provost.

"I can assure the public that ... this type of secondary employment would never be approved given that the type of work is inappropriate and incompatible with policing," Provost said.

A spokeswoman for the New Zealand Prostitutes' Collective said that depending on the brothel in which she worked, the police officer could have earned 500 New Zealand dollars (US$312) on a busy night.

Had she heard of other police officers moonlighting as sex workers?

"We have law students that are sex workers, we have doctors that are sex workers, I mean anyone can be a sex worker," the woman said, asking that she not be named due to the sensitive nature of her job.

"NZPC's philosophy is that we support people that are in that (for) secondary employment," she added.

Police Minister Annette King called the matter an internal police employment issue. It was "inappropriate" for her to comment.
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A Motel 6 had some unlikely guests Wednesday when a customer's luggage included a large alligator, snakes and other wildlife.

Police were called about 5:30 p.m. after someone saw a man carry a 6-feet-long alligator into a hotel room at 4130 N. Black Canyon Highway. Several officers entered the room to discover nearly a dozen caged snakes, several desert tortoises, a possum, and spiders. The alligator was lying in a bathroom tub.

The owner, who was not present when police arrived, later provided permits for the animals, Sgt. Mike Gurry said. He said the animals were used as educational tools.

"If you're the next person to use that room, I'm sure they'll do a really good job of scrubbing the tub," Phoenix Lt. John Humphrey said.

An officer from the Arizona Game and Fish Department had also been dispatched but no further details were available, an agency spokeswoman said.

It was not clear whether hotel management was aware of the man's companions when he checked in. A call to the hotel office was redirected to Motel 6's parent company, Accor North America, which did not return calls by deadline.
 
LONDON (AP) - An ill-tempered parrot left English police a vital clue to the thief who took the bird from a pet shop. Tristand Maidment, 23, pleaded guilty Thursday to stealing a macaw named Mickey from a pet shop in Frome, southwestern England, last month.

Maidment said he couldn't remember being bitten by the parrot, but the wound left a trail of blood which allowed police to make a DNA match to the suspect.

Mickey's owner, Angus Hart, said the parrot was notoriously bad tempered and about 50 years old.

Maidment also admitted charges of burglary and animal cruelty, and an unrelated count of theft. He was ordered to be held in custody pending a court appearance on Aug. 3.


Disabled bay painted around car
A council has apologised to a woman who was fined £60 after workmen painted a disabled bay around her car.
When Shirley Hatcher, 67, parked her car in North Road, Southampton, Hampshire, there were no parking restrictions in place.

Mrs Hatcher, of Priory Road, said: "I had just gone to the hairdressers and when I returned there was this disabled bay and the £60 fine."

A spokeswoman for Southampton City Council has apologised for the error.

I saw the funny side of it the next day - you couldn't make it up

Shirley Hatcher

Mrs Hatcher said: "I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it.

"My car was covered in polka dots from the paint they had used.

"I was fuming, absolutely fuming, all I could think was what sort of idiot did this.

"I saw the funny side of it the next day - you couldn't make it up."

Occasionally things go wrong

Southampton City Council

A spokeswoman for Southampton City Council said the authority would cover the costs of repairs to her car.

She added: "Occasionally things go wrong no matter how hard we try to get things right.

"We were in error, as was our painting contractor, and we're very sorry.

"We are doing everything we can to put it right, and to examine our processes to prevent anything like this happening again."



WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- Japanese carmaker Nissan said Friday it has pulled a raunchy commercial starring "Sex and the City" actress Kim Cattrall from New Zealand television after complaints over its content.

Cattrall, who plays sex-obsessed, promiscuous Samantha Jones in the hugely successful U.S. series, appears in the ad purring with excitement about Nissan's new sedan.

"Why didn't you tell me it was so big, I just wasn't prepared for it?" she gushes. "The all-new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside."

She tells a salesman: "Ah! That was amazing. Absolutely fabulous! I mean the great body and the way you moved it."

The double entendre-laced ad was approved by New Zealand's Television Commercial Approvals Bureau before broadcast. Nevertheless, it sparked a number of complaints to the Advertising Standards Complaints Board.

Nissan said it was taking the commercial off the air before the board could consider the objections.

"We made this decision in the interest of self-regulation and in response to public feedback," Nissan said in a statement.

New Zealand generally is regarded as liberal when it comes to TV ad content, with no complaints reported about the Australian tourism campaign "Where the bloody hell are you?" which was banned in the UK.


PAINESVILLE, Ohio (AP) -- A judge ordered two paintball shooters to take aim at their own cars in order to stay out of jail.

Joshua Breeding, 20, and 19-year-old Christopher Lyons were found guilty on Thursday of splattering up another man's vehicle with paintballs in May. They each got a sentence of 60 days in jail.

Municipal Court Judge Michael Cicconetti gave them the option of shooting their own cars with paintballs and then cleaning up the mess. They also have to spend 40 hours painting at a Habitat for Humanity home.

The judge also ordered the pair to apologize to their victim and pay court costs


CORONA DEL MAR, Calif. (AP) - There was good news and bad news when Crash, the California brown pelican that earned her nickname when she flew beak-first into a car windshield, was released back into the wild.

As soon as workers with the Wetlands and Wildlife Care Center released Crash on Big Corona Beach on Thursday, she stumbled and fell beak-first into a pile of rocks.

But after taking a few moments to gather her bearings, Crash shook her tail, bobbed in the surf and then headed for the heavens.

"She took off just fine and she was flying really well," said Debbie McGuire, the center's wildlife director.

McGuire blamed Crash's stumble on reporters and photographers who distracted her.

"What happened was, there were so many cameras," she said. "She looked back and then took a step."

That stumble was nothing compared to the June 22 encounter Crash had with a car on Pacific Coast Highway. The accident left her with a 4-inch gash in her pouch and a mangled toe.

After the wound was stitched and the toe stabilized, Crash was given time to recuperate, then turned loose on the beach.

Officials blamed the accident on domoic acid poisoning that they said likely came from eating tainted algae.

The condition, which can be deadly, leaves a bird with the same symptoms as a person who has had too much to drink.



PORT WASHINGTON, Wis. (AP) - Anyone looking to sport the same red-white-and-blue shoes President Bush received from a Wisconsin company last week is out of luck.

Allen-Edmonds Shoe Corp. says it won't duplicate the patriotic wingtips it gave Bush when he visited its Port Washington factory July 11.

"We think that would take away from the gift that we gave to President Bush," said Mark Birmingham, chief operating officer of Allen-Edmonds. "As it said in the insole, they were made exclusively for President Bush, and we want to honor that."

About 130 people had some role in making the shoes, which took about a day, Birmingham said.

"It was a great source of excitement for everybody, a real morale booster and something everybody could rally behind, regardless of your politics," he said. "We make shoes for the left and the right. This was more about the office of the president."

Bush is a regular customer of the 84-year-old shoe company.

"Just giving him another pair of black dress shoes didn't seem appropriate," Birmingham said.


NASHVILLE, Tenn. - A software developer running for governor and the U.S. Senate felt so strongly that voters should have "None of the Above" as a choice that he made it his middle name.

The State Election Commission voted 5-0 to nix the middle name from the ballot.

Now, David "None of the Above" Gatchell is challenging the commission in court to get the words on the Nov. 7 ballot. "I feel so strongly about this and I knew that it should be my name," he said. "That's who I am." advertisement




Gatchell, 58, ran as an independent in the 2002 governor's race on the platform that Tennessee election ballots should include a "None of the Above" choice for voters who don't care for any of the candidates.

Gatchell, who won 6 percent of the gubernatorial vote in 2002, decided in January that he would run for the two seats, and he'll be listed in both races as an independent.

He changed his middle name from Leroy in August.

State law says the election commission can omit a portion of the name or require that further information about the candidate be included on the ballot if four or more members agree the name is confusing or misleading.

Gatchell argues that a number of state gubernatorial candidates are already allowed to include their nicknames and that his middle name has been widely reported by news media and is known across the Internet.

Nevada is the only state to offer a choice of "None of the Above," and it first appeared in 1976. The option is nonbinding - it's only to serve as a gauge of public opinion and could never win an election.


SEARCY, Ark. (AP) - To Steven Turnage, it was bad enough to dress up in a chicken suit and stand along a city street in 105-degree heat. Having passers-by shoot bottle rockets at him has him crying foul.

"People don't take this costume seriously," said Turnage, who wears the suit to promote a fast-food restaurant. "They need to understand that there's a human underneath that suit. It's getting to the point where this is really a dangerous situation."

One rocket nearly hit him in the eye and another burned part of his suit. Police have heard Turnage's complaints but haven't issued any citations.

"Obviously it is against city ordinance to shoot fireworks inside the city limits," police spokeswoman Amber Dillon said. "Depending on our investigation, other assault-related charges could possibly follow."

Turnage said that, during the two weeks he has worn the chicken suit, people have thrown smokeless tobacco cans at him and tossed frozen drinks. After a bottle rocket attack, he called police.

"It's challenging," Turnage said. "You've got to be very dedicated and have a high tolerance for heat. You almost have to have a calling from the Lord to do this type of work."

Still, he said, there are parts of the job he likes.

"Smaller kids really love it," he said. "We've heard of kids coming from Judsonia, Bald Knob and other parts of the county just to see the chicken. Little kids run up and want a hug."
 
BIZZARE NEWS BRIEFS

Police in Assam, India, laughed when a man complained about his neighbor using black magic to summon ghots to steal his chickens and torture him nightly. But the judge ordered the officers to investigate toe case-immediatley

a convenience store clerk in Fort Pierce, Fla. is in jail for allegedly stabbing a teenager who didn't want to pay for a yo-yo. The clerk punched and stabbed the teen after he played with a yo-yo and then put it back on the shelf-because it was already opened- GEEZ-calm down :mad:

A farmer in Siberia, Russia has put in a request to President Vladimir Putin for permission to marry his cow :eek:In an e-mail the man explainted "all the girls have left our small village and moved to the city, so I can't find a woman to be with me---I love animals very much, and want to ask you when it will be allowed in Russia, as it is in Holland"!! to marry domestic animals--HMMMMM-your cow- moo-moo-crazy- :rolleyes:

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