*All New* Miami Caption Mania!

Ryan: I'll take care of any trace and arguing with Eric.

Eric: No, you're not gonna be a replacement Speed.

Ryan: Well, ya' can't just ask Speed to come back to life.

Eric: I know that, but nobody can replace Speed.

Ryan: I already did

Calleigh: Horatio, they're arguing again

Horatio: *sigh* Would you two cut it out.

Ryan and Eric: *to Calleigh* Tattle tale.
 
Ryan: One of these things is not like the other...

Eric: One of these things doesn't belong...

Calleigh: Can you tell which thing is not like the other...

all three: By the time we finish our song!

Horatio: Guys, all my whites are at the cleaners. All I had to wear was this black outfit so I couldn't do the color code thing today.

*snickering in the background*
 
Horatio: Ok, we find the grave, dig up the body and prove that it was not Speedle but his druggie twin who died.
Calleigh: But Horatio, no one is going to believe a twin storyline. That's just not believable.
Eric: Since when has this show been worried about realism?
Ryan: He has a point.
 
:lol: Dutchie I had a similar caption in mind!

Now a different one:

Ryan: What are we doing here?
H: *mumbling in the background* (I saw it here...last night...bigger...cooler...sexier than mine...)
Eric: H err...wanted us to come process this scene for evidence of umm...a UFO landing.
H: *mumbling louder* It was here! I swear it! I saw it...the alien...it wore sunnies bigger, cooler and sexier than mine!!! How could that happen! And I...I...WANT...IT!
Calleigh: *looks at H* Oh my gawd...he finally lost it...awww...
 
schizojuc said:
Horatio: Ok, we find the grave, dig up the body and prove that it was not Speedle but his druggie twin who died.
Calleigh: But Horatio, no one is going to believe a twin storyline. That's just not believable.
Eric: Since when has this show been worried about realism?
Ryan: He has a point.

:lol:
ROFL, this is so funny and so true!
 
Dana_Crimson said:
schizojuc said:
Horatio: Ok, we find the grave, dig up the body and prove that it was not Speedle but his druggie twin who died.
Calleigh: But Horatio, no one is going to believe a twin storyline. That's just not believable.
Eric: Since when has this show been worried about realism?
Ryan: He has a point.

:lol:
ROFL, this is so funny and so true!

Thats what makes it funny lol its so damn true!
 
Dutchie said:
Great minds think alike :p I just looked at the pic and thought: there are no sunnies! :cool:
Yeah I thought so too but when I looked closer, I thought I saw it in his right hand but wasn't too sure so I thought of another caption. Then I saw your post. :lol:
 
Ryan: *whispering* Why is Horatio wearing black while we're all dressed in white?
Eric: He's having a funeral for his sunnies.
Horatio: Our father, who art in heaven...
Calleigh: Holy crap. Not again!
Horatio: Sssh. Let's have a moment of silence.
 
Ryan: Oh man...
Delko: Oh... oh, bad image... oh crud... that's not Calleigh... OMG, it is! Good Lord, what is she doing?
Ryan: Oh, we're in for some major therapy... no. Let's think about this. What are some reasons why she's here. She could be-
Delko: Ryan, SHUT UP!!
 
Eric: Hurry up and take the picture.
Ryan: But he will kill us.
Eric: But we can get money for this.
Ryan: How? From whom?
Eric: From the National Enquirer or some other tabloid.
Ryan: For a picture of H without his sunglasses?
 
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