*All New* Miami Caption Mania!

Delko (thinking): Hopefully Speed won't work out that I'm actually an Eco-warrior who hugs trees at weekends. I wouldn't be doing this otherwise!
 
Eric: *Crap, remind me not to make out with a girl at a crime scene again. It's embarassing where they clothes can end up.*

Speed: Hey Delko, would you introduce me to the owner of that bra?
 
Eric: Someone called me?
Speed: Yeah. A girl. She gave a number.
Eric: Where is it?
Speed:......Ohh...I left it...up there.*points to tree*
Eric: You're SO gonna pay for this!!! *climbs*
 
Speed:Hickory Dickory Dock...Delko's going up the tree..Oh shoot..Doesn't rhyme...Bah,your still going up...
Delko:Shut it,will you!?!?
 
Delko:"I'm Climbing the Tree looking for Rabbits" Saying it in his Elmor Fudd Voice!
Speed: Just shoot me now! :)
 
Speed: You know, you need to buy an apartment, living in a tree house is really not cool.
Delko: Hey, don't knock it. It's cheap, I get plenty of sunshine and chicks really dig a tree house.
Speed: What type you chicks do you go out with?
 
Tinkerbell that is HILARIOUS. :lol:

heres mine since i shouldnt be posting without having SOEM sort of quote!
Speed: Um...remind me Delko, why are we going up this tree?
Delko: uhh duh Tim, didnt you hear? the extra rare black & white bird thing is in the state!!
Speed: right...im guessing that's what the cameras are for.
Delko: :D mmm hmmm! OMG THERE IT IS SPEED! LOOK!!
Speed: Delko. that is a MAGPIE.
 
Speed: Come on man move it!
Eric: I'm going as fast as I can Speedle
Speed: Well, hurry it up man! I want to get away from season 5 as fast as I can!
 
Speed: Do ya' really think that that tree will take your weight?

Eric: You know, you're an ass.

Speed: Hey! HE STOLE MY LINE HORATIO!

Horatio (off screen): Wah.
 
Eric: What did I just say?
Speed: Not to let the kite near the kite eating tree.
Eric: And what did you do?
Speed: (pouting) Let the kite near the kite eating tree.
 
Hehehe these are great!

Eric: Ok, I'm just going to climb up to get a better look
Speed:Alright man, just be careful with the camera
*Sudden ripping sound as Delko's pants split*
Eric:Erm....oh man. I'm glad I have the camera and not you,so this doesn't end up on film.
Speed:I wouldn't worry about that as much as the swarm of women heading this way to grab your exposed tush, dude.
 
Eric: C'mon man, help me up.

Speed: *sighs* Delko, is this really necessary?

Eric: If you want a good Florida orange, you have to get it right from the tree.

Speed: Well hurry up man, before someone sees us.

Eric: *laughs* What? You afraid someone'll take our picture??? :p
 
Delko: I knew we should've listened to Horatio when he said not to lauch the model rocket near trees... I mean, I spent all weekend workin' on that thing!

Speed: Dude, when will you learn? He didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday - he knows what he's doing! (to himself) Oy vey, why must I work with such an imbecile?!
 
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